How does alexp look like?

[1337]

any suggestions? ;P
is he an alien sitting in a darkend room and waiting for new threads to cheack them for abussive language etc.?
alexp, got any pic from you? :grntngue:
or do you:blush: sahem yourself and look like this:bigeye:

i think you look like this:coolred: a bit to much sun but ok...:wierdblu:

[DaisyDuke]

Now there is a question.....:)

I allway's wonder what the other guy looks like...........

let's face it guy's I could tell you I looked like Madonna....how would you know.....;)

[1337]

yay yeah, but i think that the most ppl are quite "ok" so no need to hide, my myself will upload a pic maybe a bit later, don´t have one actually on hdd.

[alexp]

I'm the geeky keyboard player at www.chillibeef.co.uk if you're really that interested.

Slow down girls, not all at once please....

[DaisyDuke]

The only recent pics I have of me are web cam pics and they are not very clear.....


See....courtesy of Minos......no this is not my body.......

http://www.snark.fsnet.co.uk/Daisy+Di.jpg

[Minos]

On the other hand, that is a genuine photo of Diablo (except the bald patch!).

As I said in the original posting (on the US Infogrames forum), it will teach him not to send me a pic of himself with the top of his head missing, and saying "I'm sure you can do something with it."

[1337]

don´t take this as insult but alex....don´t eat that much ;)
go do some sports and don´t sit that much infront of the pc ;) (okok, i aren´t mister perfect anyway ;))

[alexp]

You asked me.....

If I want your input, I'll ask for it, OK? :sour:

cheeky s*d

Oops I deleted your account :bounce:

[1337]

:P jk
i´ll upload one too from me as soon as i got one
but like i said, ppl don'd look that nasty, so alexp you don´t either

[alexp]

well thanks!:grntngue:

[DaisyDuke]

So lightspeed where is the piccy.....:grngrin:

[Rogue]

Originally posted by 1337
any suggestions? ;P
is he an alien sitting in a darkend room and waiting for new threads to cheack them for abussive language etc.?
alexp, got any pic from you? :grntngue:
or do you:blush: sahem yourself and look like this:bigeye:

i think you look like this:coolred: a bit to much sun but ok...:wierdblu:


Regarding that Alien.. if he doesn't look atleast a BIT like this

Picture (http://www.avpnetwork.com/ac/biology/adult/adult01.jpg)

I'm going to be heavily dissappointed.. :D :lolblue:

NB: this post wasn't ment to hurt someone's feelings.

[DaisyDuke]

Nice piccy :D

Alex has posted a piccy further up....incase you didn't see.....

Fraid he don't look that scary.......;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by DaisyDuke
Nice piccy :D

Alex has posted a piccy further up....incase you didn't see.....

Fraid he don't look that scary.......;)

Whoops.. :D missed that one.. my bad.

Although... you never know with those aliens... maybe there is one hatching.. ;)

:rollani:


:lolblue:

[Minos]

Have you developed a voracious appetite lately, Alex? :yum: Any odd quirmy feelings just below the ribcage? :eekblue:

More to the point, have you been exploring any derelict spacecraft recently? :wierdblu:

I think we should be told!

[alexp]

I think I'm fairly human, sorry to dissapoint!

[Minos]

No one is questioning your humanity, Alex! It's the fear that an embryonic alien lifeform is growing inside you that worries us... :eekblue:

It's when it erupts from your body – there's always such a mess! Then loads of people with great big guns start running around shooting at the walls and furniture, as if things weren't bad enough already, what with all the blood and body parts lying around everywhere...

Go for an ultrasound scan while you are still able to! :wierdblu:

[alexp]

like the "kill me, kill me" bit in Aliens you mean?

Nah, I'd know about that. Only thing I've got growing inside me at the moment is "problems" from the mega-hot curry I had on Saturday night...

[tenebra_uk]

An alien vindaloo? :eekblue:

[Minos]

You HAVE been watching Red Dwarf... the episode where they accidentally create a curry monster! The crew find a DNA machine which can create a living creature from a DNA sample... they put a chicken vindaloo in, and pay the penalty! :eekblue:

They are finally able to destroy it with some cans of lager – "Lager – the only thing that can kill a curry!"

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: You just reminded me...good one!

[Diablo]

Yep.... I found a pic of him ! His is so cute ! :grngrin: :tdown: :devil:

[alexp]

oi...

[Diablo]

Oi ? What does "oi" mean ? does it mean that I got you ? :grngrin: :tdown:

[Lightspeed]

Originally posted by DaisyDuke
So lightspeed where is the piccy.....:grngrin:

I posted one, but it got censored by Alex :grntngue:

[DaisyDuke]

How come he censored yours and not mine :(

will have words with him........:D

in the mean time another Piccy please :grntngue:

[Diablo]

Where has Alex gone ? HEllo ? I hope I ´didn´t scare him away.... :bigeye:

[DaisyDuke]

Not that easy to scare Alex :grntngue:

He's just having a few day's holiday..........:D

He will be back :grntngue:

[Lightspeed]

It was just a joke :)



I'll get a picture soon...

[Diablo]

huh ? What picture...tse !

Ah by the way...anyone seen my Dark Angel... :confused: :eek: :yum:

[tenebra_uk]

She's been deflated :dark: :angel:

[Diablo]

Deflated ? What ? Out of air or what ? I talk about "real" Angels here ! NO "blow"-versions... :bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

LOL I thought you had a particular passion for this...erm, blow-business :confblue:

[Diablo]

hmm...yeah...but in connection with humans....and not plastics....(including women with silicon - they are plastics too... :devil: )...

[tenebra_uk]

:confblue: hmmm...do you want me to insert the links to your previous posts on inflatable things? :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

:dark: naaaaaaaa...I love to take the real version ! :grngrin: :tdown: :devil:

[DaisyDuke]

Lara is the real thing :eekblue:

[Minos]

At last! A genuine philospher!

Lara Croft IS real... she is real because once a person believes in her she acquires a subjective reality in that person's perception of the world.

It's a reversal of the Zen philosphy that questions whether something could be said to exist if no one knew about it.

By this logic Di would cease to exist if we all forgot about him... :grntngue:

[DaisyDuke]

Tempting.....:D

[tenebra_uk]

:confblue: Maybe if we forget about him we will cease to exist... :eekblue: We might just be projections of his perverted mind :bigeye:

[Diablo]

Well....NOW you are projections of my perverted thoughts ! or what... perhaps all of our thoughts are just projections....Perhaps our "dead" bodys are lieing in an incubator and the world is ruled by robotors...NO ! :eekblue: :eek: :eek:

THE MATRIX HAS US !

[tenebra_uk]

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow --
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand --
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep -- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?.

[Diablo]

Well...nice poem... ! :grngrin: :tdown: Where do you girls all get that poems from...

[tenebra_uk]

This is a Master, Di: Edgar allan Poe :grngrin:

[Diablo]

AMERICAN (!) literature...not bad... :grngrin: :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

erm...American :grngrin:

[Diablo]

DOH ! I confuse it every time ! :eekblue: :bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

Don't worry, just showing off ;)

[Diablo]

yeah yeah Tenny ! Arrogant Dominatrix ! :grngrin: :tdown: ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrr...

[tenebra_uk]

I don't know which of the two is less true... :confblue:

[Minos]

False modesty? It's rather hard to counter an accusation of arrogance... :rollani:

But on the subject of The Matrix, the thing that immediately struck me was that they had no way of knowing whether the 'real world' they were trying to escape to was 'real' or just another simulation...

And I don't know what kind of robot would come up with a simulation of a world with people like us in it... they must be rather strange robots... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Hi Si! :grngrin: Well, maybe I should have replied "I'm far too clever to be arrogant" ;) :lolblue: Good one, I'm obviously in a go(o)d mood today :grngrin:

Strange robots indeed :bigeye:

[Lightspeed]

They were recreating earlier times. People are shaped by environment, so everyone became like the people who lived in that age. :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

People are shaped by environment Thanks, Lightspeed :grngrin: I'll most definately adopt it as my answer to any personal criticism ;)

[Diablo]

Shaped by inviroment ? Then I am asking myself why I am laughing all the time...tse...

a propos robots... I think I found the only crazy robots that would simulate our inviroment with us guys...

HERE ARE THE CRAZY GUYS :

[tenebra_uk]

Di, are you the short one? :confblue:

[Diablo]

ehm...I am none of them.... just a victim like everybody else here ! :eekblue: :cry:

[tenebra_uk]

Here we go, the old S&M problem... :rollani:

[Minos]

Hey! I hope you're not trying to suggest that C3P0 and R2D2 had some sort of unnatural relationship, are you?!

Oh! Yes, you're talking about Di! That's all right then... :blush:

As a matter of fact, wasn't there something like that in one of the Star Wars films... 'torturing' a robot with electic shocks? Or perhaps I'm getting mixed up with one of the Red Dwarf episodes... the two are so easy to confuse... :confblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Simon, would you ever even consider the possibility of Di not having sex in his mind, whatever the topic of the conversation is? :eekblue: Maybe you're not getting pm's from him starting off with a "Whip me!" :wierdblu: (Di, you know I love ya :grngrin: )

[Minos]

Originally posted by tenebra
Maybe you're not getting pm's from him starting off with a "Whip me!" :wierdblu:

Strangely enough, no... :rollani:

...though that may change as he becomes more sexually frustrated... :eekblue:

HA! That's it! Another memory! And a good reason for keeping a diary:

'So we talked till last orders, mainly recalling New Year’s Eve and the strange things that went on. J*** couldn’t remember many things though, eg bursting in with his hands tied behind his back shouting "E***’s been whipping me!" '

J*** (not his real name) is now the editor of the local newspaper... :devil:

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: Excellent one! :lolblue:

A really odd thought just came to my mind... :confblue: I see madness as the explosion of concentrated experience, fears, hopes, thoughts and desires...with all these talks of whips and bondage and deadly vegetables, I really wonder what I would be like if I ever went mad and regurgitated what I've been absorbing in the past few months around here... :confblue: Oh, help me, the carrots are whipping me! :grntngue:

[Minos]

Well, one thing's for sure: you'd be able to find a psychiatrist willing to take your money to listen to you... :rollani:

...or perhaps you already have been indulging in a form of catharsis – you really ARE Di, aren't you? You created the character in order to provide an outlet for all your pent-up emotions... I never really believed there could actually be anyone like Di in real life. How could there be such a perverted person? :confblue:

And now it's come to sending yourself emails asking to be whipped! You need help! Expensive help!

[tenebra_uk]

Indeed! In a Prada shop :grngrin:

Again, this is getting confusing: am I Di's feminine side or is Di my perverted side :confblue:

[Minos]

Di – or rather his 'incarnation' on this forum – is the result of your hidden, repressed thoughts and desires. And, as you well know, it's no good saying you don't have any repressed thoughts, denial merely confirms their existence!

Erk! A thought... perhaps YOU (and therefore also Di) are creations of MY subconscious... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

So we are projections of YOUR brain, not DI's :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

Please, there is no need to protect me anymore as I have sussed it already....

I am the only actual person alive on the earth, everyone else is part of a complex pshycologial experiment for a purpose I haven't worked out yet.

I'm sure that there are a number of innocent drones put in place to make up the numbers, and to disguise the actual experimenter's..... but I know you see, why else do I keep seeing the same strangers on the train every day... They're obviously following me and taking notes.....
:bigeye: :wierdblu: :eekblue: :grntngue: :D

I think I'll have a little lie down now

[tenebra_uk]

Oh. This revelation leaves me even more shocked than the day my mother told me she's found me in the dust bin :eekblue:

But in fact, you're telling me that I can quite happily carry on with my conduct as it will only affect you :grngrin:


Here, my dear, here's a pillow :grngrin:

[Minos]

The late Robert Heinlein loved this theme.

In The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathon Hoag the eponymous character approaches a private detective disturbed by the fact that he comes back from work every day but can never remember what he actually does. He becomes obsessed with the idea that he is doing something illegal, and that various suspicious characters are monitoring him. It turns out he is right of course, though a little too complicated to relate here: in essence, the world had been created as a sort of art project, and Jonathon Hoag, though he couldn't remember it at night, had been sent to Earth as an art critic, to evaluate its aesthetic qualities...

I won't spoil it by telling you his other ones, which were generally rather shorter, but which certainly kept you on your toes.

[Understudy]

And there was me actually begining to believe that I'd had an original thought.... :rolleyes:

Doesn't mean its not true though, it must be possible that I'm special


Anyway..... Back to listening to the voices in my head.....

Must look up this Robert Heinlein fella, sounds like a good read.

Oh! :eekblue: He wrote Starship Troopers! I feel all illiterate and uneducated. :blush:

Well there's a wealth of Science Fiction to get started on..

[Minos]

You did come up with the idea yourself – just because others have thought of it before doesn't devalue that; all it means is that you weren't the first. It shows you have an inquisitive, analytical mind, and question things rather than just taking ideas spoon-fed, as most people do.

Solipsism – the concept that we cannot believe in the objective reality of anything, not even our own physical bodies, has been around an awfully long time, since people began to speculate about how real their dreams appeared. Who was to say that their day to day existence was any more real than a dream?

Not a very productive line of thought, but the bread and butter of philosophers! (And novel writers, and film makers...)

As to Robert Heinlein, he started writing back in the forties, and some of his earlier stuff will seem very dated to you now, though it's still very entertaining. If you're into straightforward, exciting stories you should try books like Glory Road or The Puppet Masters. If you fancy a bit of political or religious satire I can strongly recommend his most famous book, Stranger in a Strange Land. It has its weaknesses, and won't have the same impact now that it did when he wrote it (over forty years ago), but it's a damned good read if you like a novel that is thought-provoking as well as entertaining.

[tenebra_uk]

Oooh, what a nice thread! :grngrin: Now, nothing to do with Science Fiction but since this has now become the book circle, may I recommend Jonathan Coe and in particular his The House of Sleep ;)

[kudos]

*sigh*

I have to read this entire thread now..... :/

bbl

[Diablo]

Originally posted by tenebra
Indeed! In a Prada shop :grngrin:

Again, this is getting confusing: am I Di's feminine side or is Di my perverted side :confblue:


Well...what do you prefer, domina ?! :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Hmmm...difficult one :confblue: Both sound pretty scary to me :eekblue:

[Diablo]

You feminin side is scary ? ohoh... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

No, you can be sure my feminine side is fine :grntngue: I wouldn't trust it in your hands, though :grngrin: I still remember what you did to it when Simon gave it to you :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Oh...now I am sad.... :frownblu: :rolleyes:

[tenebra_uk]

That's blackmail! :wierdblu: New pics coming soon...try to behave yourself this time! :wierdblu: ;)

[Diablo]

Behave this time ? I always behaved when I got some pics... :grngrin: or what...


ok...what I did with your plastic version...was ehm....dirty.. :eek: Sorry ! :rolleyes:

[tenebra_uk]

Your head didn't behave with the real thing either, did it? :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

Books. Science Fiction, Feminism and Perversion.... and pictures promised too... :bigeye:

Nice Thread! :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

Hi Understudy! :grngrin: These seem to be more or less the more frequent topics :confblue: There are already some pictures around, our ingenious Simon delivered some very fine masterpieces, despite the material he was given :grngrin: Di, Daiz, do you remember where they are? I think Understudy would enjoy them (you like horror stuff, mate, don't you :confused: )

[Understudy]

Horror ... ohhh yes!

I survived puberty on a diet of Stephen King and James Herbert!! :eekblue:

[DaisyDuke]

I survived puberty on a diet of Stephen King and James Herbert!!
I like your taste in Authors.........:D

now the piccys let me seeeeee......where did Minos leave them........

Try looking here:

http://www.ina-community.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150932&pagenumber=1

[Minos]

I was thinking of posting them as a thread on the UK site as a matter of fact (though in the AITD forum of course), as a lead-in to some of the new ones I'm lining up.

The latest one planned (which I'm working on now in fact) is an alleged Easter Egg in the game – a scene featuring Aline and Ed in the 'hidden' bathroom of the Morton family mansion... :yum:

It could get me banned, but what the hell... :rollani:

[Understudy]

Wooo! Craaaazzeeeeyyy!

Just trying to work out if that was much madness with a little genius, or much genius with a little madness :confused:

Pretty cool tho' :coolred:

coolred beats coolyellow... kinda like scissors and paper!

.us.

[DaisyDuke]

It could get me banned, but what the hell...

As if we would do that ;)

As long as you make it clear it is a joke and not true......you will be safe from.......upset gamers.......we shall make sure of that......:D

[tenebra_uk]

Sorry, had to disappear for an hour :grngrin:

Great idea, Si :tdown: - promise we won't ban you ;)

[tenebra_uk]

So, the pics are on - just visit the AITD forum if you want to die over Diablo's waxed legs, or see the ingenious creator and his creatures :grngrin:

Daiz, your pic is missing?? :confused:

[Minos]

That's because her pic was on another thread – the one about 'The True Meaning of Friendship,' which was a rushed job for a special occasion (if you remember!).

I'm still waiting for a proper photo of her to use in the 'Behind the Scenes' thread... that one was from a webcam and took a LOT of retouching work before it could be used! I'd rather have a better-quality original if possible – there have been promises but nothing has yet been forthcoming...

[tenebra_uk]

Ermm...whoops, I'm not the only one then :grngrin: and in fact you had a proper pic of me :grntngue:

[DaisyDuke]

Promises are meant to be broken Minos........ :grntngue:

Now lets be fair.....you know I am unable to drive......can't get the film developed....... :(

But i have promised you the negative to work with...... :tdown: :grngrin:


Oh an tenebra I have been here for ages mate.......first page of this thread........ :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

Yep, Daiz, but it's gone lost in the thread :wierdblu:

Si, I saw you posted after Daiz and then your post just disappeared :eekblue: Short red hair, long blond hair...yep, but I haven't grown any taller :grntngue: nor fatter, thank God :grngrin: you've got a point about the sunglasses, though, I take that :)

[Minos]

Yes, a bit of rapid editing there! Sorry if I lost you!

Don't worry, Daiz – no rush. I've got to think of a suitable way of incorporating it anyway... I'm running out of fitting backdrops and ideas for the images themselves... hence the rather 'struggling for a new concept' bathroom scene that I'm doing now!

As for Tenebra, true enough! And I still have it... a pity you're wearing dark glasses and have short red hair, but I could still use it of course.

The only real reason for asking for a more up-to-date photo is because there was an insistence by certain persons on only current pictures being supplied... in practice a photo of any member at any age could be used. From my point of view the only real issue is the quality of the image.

[Minos]

Another one I could include is the one of Di with the body of a sheep – I didn't use it because it has no particular relevance to the 'Behind the Scenes' thread. But I'm sure I could come up with something, however contrived...

'After the Infogrames Office Christmas Party' perhaps...

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: It's all upside down now! :lolblue: What a freaking mess! :lolblue:
Actually, that shows I'm a psychic and I could answer your posts before you post them, Si :dark: Same old story, the fact that you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not standing by you :dark:

[Minos]

It's getting worse! :rollani: It's like on the US forum where there'd be about four of us all trying to post messages at the same time... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Yes but at least I wasn't answering your posts before you actually posted them :lolblue:

[Minos]

I don't know... it certainly felt like it sometimes... :confblue:

Another idea! Incorporate Lara Croft into an AITD backdrop – that should go down well with at least one member...

(Though perhaps I ought to avoid the term 'going down' in the context...)

[Minos]

That's even worse! :blush:

I was even going to put in something about bicycle pumps... thank heavens I didn't... :eekblue:

[Understudy]

Forget Lara... I prefer my animated girls like this.......

[tenebra_uk]

Go down...hmmm...ok, I'll shut up for once :angel:

Understudy, at least you like them animated...our friend Di doesn't seem to be particularly interested in any animation, actually :eekblue:

[Understudy]

Likes them cold off the slab does he....



Errrrggghhh! :eek:

each to his own I suppose

[Minos]

But Lara IS an animated character! Oh! Erm... yes... the inflatable doll... well, no comment on that one! I've still got to return it to him... :blush:

[tenebra_uk]

Simon! :eekblue: I even called you Master yesterday :sour:

[Minos]

You must realise I could only have been joking!

As you've said yourself, he'd never lend her... I mean it... to anyone! :confblue:

[Understudy]

Ahhhhhhhh!

Minos, Simon......

Listen carefully for the sound of a penny dropping at this end.....


.....



......


*plink*

[Minos]

I swear it! I only played the first five games because my nieces enjoyed them!

Let me just think who my REAL favourite female game character is... erm... something will come up in a minute... :rollani:

[Minos]

Originally posted by Understudy
Ahhhhhhhh!

Minos, Simon......Yes, sorry about that! I'd just have soon just have used Simon, but the name had already been taken... the interest in mythology did the rest!

[Understudy]

erm... something will come up in a minute...

fnarr? :lolblue:

Don't think to much........

[Minos]

I think I'd better go for a lie down... I just seem to be making things worse...

...better get back to soaping down Aline Cedrac's naked body ready for the next AITD image...

[tenebra_uk]

Holy slippers! :rollani: What's the excuse for the nude patch, Si? :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

Thats better..... an end to the double entendres... Just say what you mean. :grngrin:

[Minos]

Did I say anything about a nude patch? I said I was soaping Aline's naked body! She needs to be ready for the photographs I'll be using!

Some people here seem to have lost the distinction between reality and fiction... :bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

I give up! I think I get more sense out of my wolfwhistling parrot :rollani:

[Minos]

Ah! So you do have a true grasp of things on this forum then! :tdown:

[DaisyDuke]

Tenebra just one question .........

Who taight him to wolfwhistle?????

:lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

I don't know... :confblue: Quite embarrassingly, I can't whistle at all... :confblue: Can you imagine how I feel like when I walk by the cage in my robe or underwear and the damn bird wolfwhistles? :blush:

[Minos]

Originally posted by tenebra
Can you imagine how I feel like when I walk by the cage in my robe or underwear and the damn bird wolfwhistle? :blush: With a certain amount of mental effort, yes.

...but a bizarre thought nonetheless...

[tenebra_uk]

:grntngue: You say that only cause your cat has never wolfwhistled at the sight of your naked body :wierdblu:

Oh, I think it's my turn to go for a nap :confblue:

[Minos]

Originally posted by tenebra
:grntngue: You say that only cause your cat has never wolfwhistled at the sight of your naked body :wierdblu: Uncannily true...

I'll just get back to Aline then... now where's that bar of soap... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Holy slippers! :eekblue: Simon run after Diablo! It must be him, you know he's got a particular passion for bars of soap, especially if used in prisons :bigeye:

[Minos]

Ugh! You're right! I'd forgotten about that! :eekblue:

It doesn't bear thinking about... I thought I was a pervert until I encountered Di... :wierdblu:

...well, all right, I AM a pervert... but people like Di make me realise the limits I've been operating within...

[Understudy]

Respect those limits.... Please

To many Di's spoil the gene pool.

[Minos]

I will – they say that the internet is a great learning tool, and it's true... I've learned a lot from Di I'd have been happier being in ignorance of!

The latest thing he's been posting messages about is doing work for his accountancy examinations... now that's REALLY sick! :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

Tell me about it, I sit close to the Finance / Bean Counter Department, and some of the things they talk about.... uuurrrggghh, balances, and fiscal analysis...

Anyone who spends that much time caressing a calculator has a problem...

[DaisyDuke]

Anyone who spends that much time caressing a calculator has a problem... :eekblue:

I don't have a problem......;)

Told ya am innocent :grntngue: :angel:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Understudy
Respect those limits.... Please

To many Di's spoil the gene pool.


Hey Punk ! My genes are very, very worthy ! I am the only angel here ! :angel: You are all so intolerant to me ! ... ok...I will go back to my dominatrix now...I am frustrated.. :cry:

[DaisyDuke]

Hey guy's I think we need to add the word PUNK to Di's list of favourite words :D

ok...I will go back to my dominatrix now...I am frustrated..

Sorry darlin....she is not here today...... :rollani:

[Understudy]

Punk is making a comeback (musically anyways), check out The Hives.... :tdown: 'S good.

Not sure about sticking a safety pin through my nose though..... :grntngue:

[DaisyDuke]

There you go.....this generation again mistakenly thought they were being origional......

Not sure about sticking a safety pin through my nose though.....

Just another form of body piercing....... :grntngue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by DaisyDuke
Just another form of body piercing....... :grntngue:

But I'm unpierced and untatooed... :eekblue:

*very pure* :angel: :blush:

*very dull* :bored: :blush:

[DaisyDuke]

But I'm unpierced and untatooed

this form of body art is of course personal preferences......:D

it is not dull to not have experienced the thrill and pain of the tatooist needle......is this yet another form of pervesion for Diablo to try :lolblue: :lolblue:

[Minos]

How do we know he hasn't already done it? :eekblue:

...and what would he have a tattoo of, I wonder? :rollani:

[DaisyDuke]

Sorry mate .....where you sleeping in th US....when Diablo and I discussed tatoo's and piercing......as I have both........:D

erm.........or was it on the UK forum just before we left........ :rollani:

[Minos]

Yep, I remember now! As you say, my age is showing...

He claimed to be revolted by the idea, didn't he? Particularly the body-piercing anyway – I think he was a bit more ambivalent about tattoos... especially when appearing on others, such as Angelina Jolie!

[Diablo]

...or Anastacia... :grngrin: :tdown: Well I don´t think that I will ever any tattoos...surely not...to wear leather and latex and getting whipped by a hot dominatrix is ok...but tattoos... :eekblue: :grntngue: :tdown: :devil:

[DaisyDuke]

Well I don´t think that I will ever any tattoos...
so the pleasure of pain is not the reason which draws you too...wear leather and latex and getting whipped by a hot dominatrix

Or is it just that you have a phobia for needles.... :eekblue:

[Minos]

I think it's because he prefers to keep his splendid young body in perfect condition – no marks or blemishes!

[Diablo]

Only TEnny is allowed to harm my body ! She has enough practise with it ! GOOD GIRL ! :grngrin: :tdown:

[Minos]

Especially as she isn't online to make any comment of her own at the moment... :rollani:

[Diablo]

No problem.... I will speak for herself... :grngrin:

[Minos]

Ah, yes, of course... two sides of the same coin... :confblue:

Tenebra represents the more intellectual half, you represent the simple pleasure/pain principle... :grntngue:

[Diablo]

Hey ! Don´t make fun of my intelligence ! I study and YOU not ! :grngrin: :tdown:

[Minos]

True!

*Bows respectfully*

But will you pass your exams? :grntngue:

(Sorry about that... :confblue: )

[Diablo]

ehm....eh...ehh...ehmm...I have to go now...dubdidu... :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: Looks like I missed something...So, Di, I am allowed to hurt you :wierdblu: good to know, I'll try to remember it when I'm in a bad mood :grngrin:

[Diablo]

So it won´t ever happen to me because you are never in a bad mood like you said.... :grngrin:


But don´t make the failure to think I won´t give you the right answer...that´s why I lost some friends during my life... :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

you are never in a bad mood That's right, I am what I would call "a selective b****", ie I'm never randomly unpleasant but I carefully choose my victims :grntngue:

the right answer
Indeed - and that would be "ouch" :grntngue:

[Diablo]

I only say "ouch" when you hurt me physically....and you know I like that ! :grngrin: :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: That's all I would do to you if I was in a bad mood, sweetheart :grntngue:

[Diablo]

Ok...I remember that one...You are aware now that I will try to provoke you day by day to get hurt by you... :grngrin: :dark: :tdown: :bounce:

[tenebra_uk]

You'll have to work really hard, then; it's golden time, I've been waking up with a big grin stamped on my face for the past 3 or 4 weeks :grngrin: Don't ask me why, I really don't have a clue why :bounce:

[Diablo]

Because of me ! OF COURSE ! :bounce: :grngrin: :D :lolblue: :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

...and your PM's :rollani: :bounce:

[Diablo]

....and YOUR p.m. ´s of course ! :grngrin: :tdown: :yum: :devil:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Minos
Ah, yes, of course... two sides of the same coin... :confblue:

Tenebra represents the more intellectual half, you represent the simple pleasure/pain principle... :grntngue:

:eekblue: Simon, please, don't put me in the same coin...the thought of such proximity is scaring me to death :eekblue:

BTW, intellectual?? :lolblue:

[Diablo]

What...? OK now I understand....if I scare you that much...go and get your own coin....tse... :sour: :dark: ....I will find another one who shares my fate... :coolred:

[tenebra_uk]

Go on...You know I love ya :grntngue: Argh, just realised that indeed we have the same coin :confblue:

[Diablo]

:bigeye: yeah....everything you say sound so real....ARGH ! :dark: :blush:

[tenebra_uk]

Erm... :confblue: what do you mean, Di?

[Diablo]

:tdown: I don´t really know....just BRAINSTORMING :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

BRAINSTORMING

You're clearly reviewing Marketing :rollani:

[Diablo]

Yep...I have to learn every day...to beat that book ! :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

Have to get up every day and get to work :rollani: Still I don't know why :grngrin:

[Diablo]

You get money...or do you do it for free ? :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

I guess that's the only thing I can't complain about :rollani: shame :grngrin:

[Minos]

Originally posted by tenebra
Have to get up every day and get to work :rollani: Still I don't know why :grngrin: Argh! Someone's said the 'W' word again... :eekblue:

Hasn't anyone told you that 'w**k' and 'w**ker' and rude words? And you a moderator too... :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

Sorry Si :frownblu: I'll be more careful in the future :grngrin:

[Lightspeed]

This thread is becoming highly weird :confblue: :confused:

[Warspite]

Tenebra are you actually an Italian, or do you just w**k there?


*Idle curiosity whilst waiting for new, and much less confusing thread*

[Understudy]

Heh ! only on post 171 as well..... :lolblue: There's a whole lot of wierd to get through.... :grngrin:

As Buzz Lightyear might say...

To Insanity.. And Beyond! :lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Weird? Why is that? :confblue: So, we started off wondering about Alex's looks, carried on talking about sex, discussed about European single currency, Minos got offended at the sound of the word w**k, Di confused everybody with his comments coming out of the blue...Hey, it all sounds very familiar to me! It's ok, still according to tradition :grngrin: :tdown:


Warspite - yep, genuine Italian :grngrin: missing a Sunday lunch :bounce:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
Warspite - yep, genuine Italian :grngrin: missing a Sunday lunch :bounce:

On Tuesday? :confused: :confblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Well, as my last Sunday lunch was very kindly cooked by Daiz (lovely! :grngrin: ) back in November, I guess I'm entitled to fancy one on a Tuesday :confblue: :grngrin:

[Warspite]

I get my Sunday dinner at work on a Monday - subsidised too!

I cant be bothered to make proper dinners at home, cos Mrs Warspite is a Veggie - doing a whole roast dinner for just one person is a soul destroying experience :cry:

Tenebra - are you a trained government spy type ?
Your'e written English is better than the usual well educated Italian.... better than most British kids :blush:

[DaisyDuke]

Hey mate is it that long ago.....:(

everyone is entitled to fancy whatever they want when ever they like.........:D

as the saying goes...."A little of what you fancy does you good......."

And for me right now it is CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! :yum: :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

Yes, Daiz, that long ago... :frownblu:

Your'e written English is better than the usual well educated Italian....

You haven't heard my cockney accent though :lolblue: I'm a trained womble spy, in fact :wierdblu:


**underground, overground, wombling free, the wombles of Wimbledon Common are we :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce: **

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
**underground, overground, wombling free, the wombles of Wimbledon Common are we :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce: ** [/B]
Hey! :bounce: :bounce:

I'm a Wombledonian too!

[tenebra_uk]

:bounce: :bounce: Womble power :grngrin:

[Warspite]

Oy!!! Womble!!!

Stop making good use of the things that you find,

and put down that stuff the everyday folk leave behind!!!

With your hands wear I can see 'em Womble!!! I'm not kidding!! :lolblue:

[Understudy]

Womble power

Picturing a womble with adrenelin charged agression.. :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

[Diablo]

What the hell are those wombles ? You are all so crazy ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :devil:

[DaisyDuke]

This is a womble:
http://www.scuzz.com/womblespix/orinoco.jpg

[Diablo]

Hmm...I know that from somewhere...when I was a child I saw it somewhere isn TV or somewhere else...the wombles... :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

Don't worry Di...they are just little creatures ACTUALLY living at Wimbledon Common, which is a park in London :grngrin: They are very nice furry creatures, I've seen them :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce:

Hey guys...Uncle Bulgaria can get really vicious :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

Errruggh!

You can tell he's just picked that cake up off the floor, and he's gonna eat it :eekblue: .

AND I'll bet he hasn't washed his hands! :eek:

[Diablo]

Are that womble creatures real ? I know animals that looks a bit like on the pic of Daisy...They are called "WOMBATS" !?! :bounce:

[Lightspeed]

Meep.

[tenebra_uk]

Oh, yes, they are real :grngrin: Otherwise Wimbledon Common would be very dirty indeed :wierdblu:

[Warspite]

Wombles are an endangered species indigenous to Great Britain.

They have a very small population, and no-one has ever witnessed their breeding habits. They are a bit like badgers, except hey speak English, and are prone to wearing floppy hats and scarves. :lolblue:

[Diablo]

I guess you are all lieing....tse..Igo and look for somebody else ! :madred: :dark:

[tenebra_uk]

You're right, Warspite :grngrin: and they are also very good singers :bounce: :bounce:

[Diablo]

Hey I love you guys ! I love that much that I want to help you !

YES ! I just talked to some men with white robes that you want to be cured ! I reserverd all of you nice rooms in:

http://www.llu.edu/images/BCnew.jpg


Enjoy your stay , PUNKS ! :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

Di, are you saying that you don't trust me? :eekblue:

[DaisyDuke]

So we can come and stay with you eh Di :D :grntngue: :tdown:

[Diablo]

be friendy to me ! I am the one who brings you your lunch ! Otherwise you won´t get an extra-ice ! :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

3 cubes in my scotch, please :confblue:

[Understudy]

Do all the long-term inmates get given chores like delivering meals? :lolblue:

[Diablo]

What cubes ? You know Tenebra that none can let you alone with little things...you might do something wrong with your paws and you will accidently eat them.... :eekblue: We don´t want that !

[tenebra_uk]

I don't know Di :confblue: You mentioned the extra ice and I really didn't want to contraddict you :confblue: You never know... :eekblue:

[Understudy]

Hey Di, you're a little close to the edge there. :eek:

Can you step away from the madness and come a little closer where we can understand you. :grngrin:

[Diablo]

So Little girl ! Behave now ! I uncle Diablo will bring you a nice chocolate ice ! yam yam ! :tdown:

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: I won't deny it's getting difficult to keep the pace today :lolblue:

Understudy, there was a very long story on me having paws instead of hands, coming from my clumsy attempt to make an Alone in the Dark character run in circles :grntngue: quite embarrassing :grngrin: so it's paws and claws for me (the latter is actually very true :grngrin: )

[DaisyDuke]

nice chocolate ice
:bounce: :bounce: :grngrin:
Where's Frankie!!!!!!!!! :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Night everybody :grngrin: Catch you tomorrow

[Diablo]

You sleep now ? tse ...it´s 5.55 p.m. ! :bigeye:

[Minos]

What a curiously long and rambling discussion!

I don't want to have anything to do with people who talk like this – I need intellectual stimulation! Why aren't you talking about sex more? :confblue:

I'm just reading Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee – it reminded me of how you women always saying about not wanting a substitute, and demanding the real thing. The heroine here prefers an android (admittedly a highly gifted one :eekblue: ).

Don't look at me like that! It's not pornographic! Very moving in fact – an examination of human emotions and motivations. She falls in love with it because of her alienation from other humans, and her need for compassion as much as because of its... erm... physical ablities. Reminiscent of that line from Blade Runner "More human than human..." :cry:

...somehow it doesn't equate with the male desire for a Lara Croft doll – it's hard to find anything moraly uplifting about that somehow... I think men prefer an inflatable doll because it won't give emotional companionship...


It's all right. I've stopped now... carry on as you were... :bigeye:

[Diablo]

Thanks Minos....ok then....where did we stop ? :bigeye: Damn you confused me again Minos....Are you practicing telekinesis or what...? :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

Sex, Di, that's what Simon is asking for :eekblue: :grngrin: Would you give him some? :confblue:

[Diablo]

Hello ? :eek: I think I know to what sex I am addicted to....and definately NOT MEN !!! :madred: ...

Hey Tenny need some extra-money ? :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

No, darling, company pays nicely :grngrin:

[Diablo]

ah by the way...did I say that I need a bit money... :grngrin: :tdown:

[Minos]

Oh, no... not Di as a gigolo... you really don't need the money THAT badly do you, Di? :eekblue:

[Diablo]

ok...ok..I don´t need that money...my father earns enough money.... :grngrin: :tdown:

[Lightspeed]

Thank god!

[tenebra_uk]

Lightspeed, is that a touch of relief? :eekblue: Has Di made some, erm, unexpected propositions? :eekblue:

[Minos]

Hmm... what would constitute an unexpected proposition from Di?

Something not involving kinky sex, presumably... :rollani:

[Lightspeed]

No, it's just relief that the possibily of it vanished... The sheer imagery scared me... :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

I don't blame you ;) Don't worry though, we've created a support group for victims of Di's attacks. We're here to help :grngrin:

[Diablo]

Hey ....Is there somebody who understands and helps ME ? :cry: :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Yeees! :grngrin: We have another support group all for you, my dear :grngrin:

[Diablo]

BUt who´s in it ? Only people that do the same things like me are really able to understand me and know what I want to express...

I fear there won´t be anyone out there... I guess I got too much contact with chlorine during the time when I was doing this extreme-swimming... :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

:wierdblu: Yes, it shrank your... :rollani: Nevermind! :grngrin:

[Diablo]

...my brain is still big enough.... :wierdblu:

[tenebra_uk]

Fine! :lolblue: It must be something else, then :eekblue:

[Diablo]

...I don´t think girls would complain... :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

...about your feet :grntngue:

[Diablo]

My feet are not the only normal things on my body...tse...perhaps we could start to talk about YOUR "normal" body - parts...but it will be very difficult to find any human parallels... :wierdblu:

[tenebra_uk]

Apart from the claws and the paws, I'd say I'm pretty normal - possibly needing a hairdresser but that's all :grngrin:

[Diablo]

A hairdresser...hm...you got long blonde hair right now, right ?

Before you had short red hair...hmm...what will come next....bald Tenebra ? :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

:eekblue: I hope not! You're missing some bits: it's been long blond, long mahogany, long copper, long aubergine ( :eekblue: ), short mahogany, short blond, long blond with red highlights and now the highlights are gone it's just blond. Next might be blond with dark brown highlights :grntngue:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by tenebra
... long blond with red highlights ....


hmmm...not bad bad....had looked nicely , right ?

I never changed my hair-colour through colouring....only natural changes...


As a child I had nearly (and that is no joke ! :eek: ) WHITE HAIR ! Now it changed to dark blonde.... :grngrin:

[Understudy]

You could always shave your head, and buy a load of wigs.... Then you could have several style changes a day.... :coolred:

And no need to get wet when washing your hair. :grngrin:

[DaisyDuke]

As a child I had nearly (and that is no joke ! ) WHITE HAIR ! Now it changed to dark blonde....
Yeah my daughter Too!

[Diablo]

Well....I think in 15 years I need some artificial hair.... :bigeye: :eekblue: :cry:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by DaisyDuke

Yeah my daughter Too!

REALLY ? That will definately change when she grows up ! Hopefully...or does she have red eyes..I mean..ehm... :eek: :bigeye:

[DaisyDuke]

It has changed....she is growing up....she has two white streaks now the rest is dark blonde :D

No red eyes........just Blue :D

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
You could always shave your head, and buy a load of wigs.... Then you could have several style changes a day.... :coolred:

Yes, but...you need to remove the wig to scratch your head, don't you? :wierdblu: Would look pretty charming in public :grngrin:

[Understudy]

Or get a bendy stick to slide underneath.... :grngrin:

[DaisyDuke]

Na the trick is to use talcum powder......

bothon the surface of the sKin.... and the fabric of the wig..... :grngrin:

Helps it to stay in place and not itch...;)

[Understudy]

And next week on Daisy's Health and Beauty tips....... :grngrin:

[DaisyDuke]

:lolblue: :lolblue:

And next week on Daisy's Health and Beauty tips.......

If you knew me in RL.....you would know how funny that is.....am robably one of the few over thirteen's that don't wear make up :grntngue:

[Minos]

Don't worry Di – it's normal for young children to have white or very light-coloured hair, only to have it darken as they grow older.

Even I (brown-haired) had almost white hair as a small child.

Now it's slowly going white again... :confblue:

[Understudy]

I've often contemplated the inevitability of getting old, and how I will cope mentally when my body starts to fall apart...

but if I ever catch myself using 'Just for Men' or any hair colouring (except for fancy dress and the like). I'll know its time to die! :grngrin:

[Minos]

Originally posted by DaisyDuke
...am probably one of the few over thirteen's that don't wear make up :grntngue: One of the few over thirteens?

If my (admittedly limited) experiences of under thirteen year old girls are anything to go by, they start a lot younger than that!

I know it's all part of wanting to look grown up, but it seems almost sadly ironic that something mainly used to make people look younger is used by girls in their early teens to make themselves look older. Not only do they not need it, they almost always look nicer without it.

God, I am sounding like an old fogey... I was on the point of saying that they never used to do it when I was a lad...

Argh! I did say it! :eekblue:

[Minos]

Originally posted by Understudy
I've often contemplated the inevitability of getting old, and how I will cope mentally when my body starts to fall apart...

but if I ever catch myself using 'Just for Men' or any hair colouring (except for fancy dress and the like). I'll know its time to die! :grngrin: To me the thing I swore not to do when I realised I was going bald was the tragic draping of a few tendrils of hair across the top of the head – a painful and embarrassing sight. :confblue:

[Understudy]

Yup. The baldie man brush-over is a definite no-no. :lolblue:

At least in the UK at the moment you can shave the rest of your hair off and not have people assume that you're a bigoted racist.. :tdown:

Progress!

[Minos]

Indeed! But whom are we to thank for that? David Beckham? :confblue:

As to the 'loose strands of hair' thing, does anyone remember the sketch in the series Naked Video (I think that's where it was anyway) where Gregor Fisher played the part of just such a character?

I think the idea was later used in an advert for Hamlet cigars – where he kept trying to have his photo taken in an automatic booth. Painfully funny.