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And there she blows... :)
Let the smurf-hunt BEGIN!!! :D
OMFG!!!
BFalcons started a thread !!
*stunned*
=)
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 02:23
Quickly!We must scatter!Don't let the bad Gargamel catch us!! :grntngue:
Whaddya mean Kudos... I've started several... :)
Time for a certain Wolf to start running!!! :D
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 02:42
Ya forgot to add:
"With tail between legs"
But I don't know where to run.........
The Boss
19-03-2002, 02:42
Come one Wolfie :rollani:
let's get out of here quick :)
*whispers to Whitewolf*
Off topic first then we will decide ;)
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 02:44
*Follows The Boss*
Lead the way!
*wags tail*
I think it's time to start recruiting for the Oman Empire... :D
Originally posted by BFalcon
Whaddya mean Kudos... I've started several... :)
*goes looking for proof*
...ok, you've started SIX, I sit corrected, thats impressive (for a guy with 380 posts)... :p
last one was waaaay back on 15th January 2002, sooo, did you lose your "post new thread" button or what?
No, just my will to read some of the mindless drivel that's put on here at times... but apart from the moderators, the posts aren't that bad on here... :D
(No Alex... put the gun *down*) ;)
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 03:00
Oh well........
*sees BFalcon*
Ahh.....
Don't mind if I do??
*Targets him*
Originally posted by BFalcon
but apart from the moderators, the posts aren't that bad on here... :D
ooooooohhh.....
*clutches handbag close under chin*
biatchy =)
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Oh well........
*sees BFalcon*
Ahh.....
Don't mind if I do??
*Targets him*
Awww... ****.
MEDIC!!!!!
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 03:11
Aren't you a medic :confused:
Hehehe :grngrin:
Can't wait for next turn......
Gandalf_uk
19-03-2002, 03:31
Bfalcon just tell me were to aim my PBC's i'll blow them out of space for ya :)
I just want a fast ride back to Daru... I want to get to the PARRTYYY!!! :coolred:
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 03:58
Since there's no HQ left to defend anyway......
Can I join ya,BFalcon? :D
Sure, I'll add you to the target list... :D
No problem there then... and you *did* say that you wanted to be on the same faction as me... :p
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 04:23
Hehehe......
Make that same faction as you the next time you play. :)
But for now.......
Save some alcohol for me! ;)
The_Hawk
19-03-2002, 04:27
Originally posted by kudos
*goes looking for proof*
I want to start a roast kudos thread ....can I?
or maybe a "should kudos be allowed to Quote" vote....would that be ok? It would be fun..... :angel:
Warspite
19-03-2002, 12:36
I think there should be a Boris vs. Kudos thread - they're both sarcastic bleeders, and I would like to see them head to head.
We could all issue points for wit, speed and obscure references :bounce:
hey, you know I've never seen Clark Kudos in the same room as Boris Kent..could it be...no... :confused:
shurely shome mishtake :eek:
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 12:37
Tell me it's a mistake!
suicidesquad
19-03-2002, 13:39
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Tell me it's a mistake!
You're a mi......Oh, right, sorry.
*Whistles and walks away*
Warspite
19-03-2002, 15:28
SS where ya been dude?
Tell me, as you are a member of the Irish triumvirate - are Kudos and Boris the same person or what? Is it one truly disturbed individual, or maybe 2 sides of some weird gestalt entity? :bigeye:
The Boss
19-03-2002, 15:39
Origionally posted by Warspite
are Kudos and Boris the same person or what?
Naaa, two different writing styles, very difficult to keep up that kind of pretence for very long ;)
Warspite
19-03-2002, 16:13
I'm not convinced - they use the same vocabulary and tone of voice. They both use avatars culled from Lord of the Rings.
AND (conclusively, in my opinion) - I can never find either of them in the EOC universe!!!! :eek:
I don't think I've ever seen Kudos, and definitely never whilst Boris was visible. :confblue:
Wonder which one wears the NHS specs and which one has to wear underpants on top of his tights :confused: :D
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 16:19
Who knows?
But I have seen Kudos and Boris online at the same time on the forums and posting.erm........
Yeah, Boris could never be that conveluted, argumentative and hard to follow... :p
suicidesquad
19-03-2002, 16:32
Originally posted by Warspite
SS where ya been dude?
Tell me, as you are a member of the Irish triumvirate - are Kudos and Boris the same person or what? Is it one truly disturbed individual, or maybe 2 sides of some weird gestalt entity? :bigeye:
Hey mate. :D
I've been around, observing, watching your every movement. :dark:
Irish triumvirate? Um....I honestly don't have a clue what you're talking about.:confblue:........Hey! Are you calling me thick? :grntngue:
Hmmm, anyway, Kudos and Boris the same individual? I doubt it, Boris is too much of a nice bloke to be Kudos aswell. :grntngue:
But then again, it could be the same person but with multiple personalities, I've forgotten the word for it now.....schizophrenic?
WW: I like your little fluffy cub there... :)
Trying for the sympathetic female vote by any chance? ;)
Whitewolf
19-03-2002, 16:46
No.
I like the piccy too,so I changed it. :)
No other reason.......except for........nevermind......
BTW... pass my thanks to ArialKing...
I can have some fun now... and I got some more drink - My crew and I drank our way through an entire cargo-hold of drink!!! :D
dear,dear,dear,dear me....
you all realise you're going to wake up to "Mrs."- in front of your nicks, and handbags for avatars after I finish hacking your accounts later?
but thats nothing compared to what B. the B. will do when he catches a whiff of this thread....
of course, you know who's going to have to clean up the mess.... :/
Warspite
19-03-2002, 18:02
:D
Well I think it's funny :D :grntngue:
Its far more interesting trying to subvert an entire thread from its original course than reading all the hair-pulling and eye-gouging going on in comms and some other threads. :rollani:
You know, I would feel so proud of myself if , after a little more work, I got this whole thread elevated to the rarified atmosphere of OT :angel:
DISCLAIMER
Boris and Kudos are 2 of my favourite posters, and this thread is in no way intended to impugn their characters, suggest they wear Superhero outfits , or imply they are just 2 characters conjured up by a paranoid schizophrenic , gestalt entity or alien intelligence.
*You can take your foot off my face now Boris* :wierdblu:
Originally posted by Warspite
gestalt
ooooohh, thats twice now, you like that word eh? me too, tho I find it a tad bizarre coming from a British Battleship.... have you got germans tromping all over your deck?...
Gestalt [g shtįlt ] (plural Gestalts, Gestalten) or gestalt [g shtįlt ] (plural gestalts) noun
set regarded as a whole: a set of elements such as a person's thoughts and experiences
considered as a whole and regarded as amounting to more than
the sum of its parts. Also called configuration
[Early 20th century. From German, 'shape'.]
Warspite
19-03-2002, 18:17
It just means I've watched the Red Dwarf episode "Legion" too many times, and the word has stuck :lolblue:
As far as I know , I'm not swarming with anything, but if anyone sees my lifeboats, upper deck or bridge festooned with Teutons, please inform the Admiralty (Whitehall 1212) at once :bigeye:
Originally posted by BFalcon
Yeah, Boris could never be that conveluted, argumentative and hard to follow... :p
I can do the argumentative bit...
I believe that Kudos & I are both from roughly the same part of the world. But he's not as pretty as me.
B.
Originally posted by Warspite
It just means I've watched the Red Dwarf episode "Legion" too many times, and the word has stuck :lolblue:
.....so now you keep repeating it like a Chicken Vindaloo..??
*pheewwhiff*
=)
Warspite
19-03-2002, 21:03
You're just jealous that I used a fancy word before you did..I never thought you would be so petty, so ...
RIMMER-like!!! :grntngue:
"Go to Red alert"
"Are you sure sir?It does mean changing the bulb!" :lolblue:
the donz
19-03-2002, 21:33
just read this thread its great , very funny.........
Boris the b, and kudos the same person is just to scary to be real....lol :bounce: :bounce:
I know boris in RL he is that ugly :devil:
Originally posted by Boris
I can do the argumentative bit...
I believe that Kudos & I are both from roughly the same part of the world. But he's not as pretty as me.
B.
Yeah... and I *still* didn't get to shoot you...
I *swear* that piracy script hates me... I never get any gattlings or seekers when the hostiles are in the same sector as me... and when there's nothing hostile in the same sector, I get nothing but... :(
Not as pretty? OMG... Kudos... how *do* stop the monitor screen from cracking... :D
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 01:43
See?
Your PC is still with the MCA!
Quickly,revert back to the MCA now!It's still not too late,BFalcon....
:D
Originally posted by BFalcon
Not as pretty? OMG... Kudos... how *do* stop the monitor screen from cracking... :D
sounds like a man who needs some advice... :p
it's my ineffable (lo WarSpite!) Charm! can't you tell?
+ slavegrrrls holding a complex array of mirrors allowing me to see the screen without looking straight at it...
I may or may not be uglier than B, but I can assure you i'm infinitely less smelly, and still get more grrrls than all of you put together... it's my natural Prowess...
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:03
Originally posted by kudos
and still get more grrrls than all of you put together... it's my natural Prowess...
So,how do you do it?
Originally posted by Whitewolf
So,how do you do it?
sorry m8, public forum, can't go into the details here, if you can't find a good education on the subject closer to home, @home, behind the bikesheds, or the street corners, or even after, still fail miserably.....then...
transfer $200 to my account and i'll send you my "The Secret of My Prowess" book, normally priced $250, i'll even throw in some tapes....
=)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:16
Erm.....
Maybe I'll be better off with the 'take your time' approach.
And besides,it seems like I'll be getting a very thin book for $200.......
The Boss
20-03-2002, 02:27
origionally posted by Whitewolf
Maybe I'll be better off with the 'take your time' approach.
Probably a good idea :D
origionally posted by Whitewolf
And besides,it seems like I'll be getting a very thin book for $200.......
Yeah, would probably contain one statement " treat em mean keep em keen"
remember how he tied me up and left me for day's in the other thread :cry:
*hugs Whitewolf*
Thankyou again for rescuing me :D
wendyfoo
20-03-2002, 02:30
:grngrin: Regardless of what type of woman/girl you like.. My suggestion is to stay clean and smell good. (not overly strong)
:eekblue: THE SECRET COMES OUT!
lol, girls are going to hate me for this :grntngue: but confedence is also a key. That and Guts.. Never tell yourself that a girl is out of reach because she is _________.
As far as girls else were in the world I'd assume they are pretty much the same. Barring major cultural differences.
*Pets Puppy* nice coat.
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:31
No problem,Boss!
*hugs The Boss*
Kudos has been very naughty......tsk tsk....
Woof!
*Runs around Wendyfoo in circles*
pant...pant...
*wags tail*
wendyfoo
20-03-2002, 02:33
Don't know what BFalcon had in mind for this thread but I'm sure this wasn't it :rollani: :D
everyone dance *dance dance dance*
Originally posted by The Boss
Yeah, would probably contain one statement " treat em mean keep em keen"
hey, its a classic, and it works! tho its the grrrls themselves who deserve any "blame/credit" for such a success rate, not the fellas..
remember how he tied me up and left me for day's in the other thread :cry:
that would be those video tapes I mentioned... who wants some??
=)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:35
*tries to dance*
Aiyee!
*falls down*
Ouch........
Oh well.
*Tries to dance again*
Originally posted by wendyfoo
Don't know what BFalcon had in mind for this thread but I'm sure this wasn't it :rollani: :D
oh, I dunno...
from the thread title
A Wham-bam-a-boo-bam, a-dam-bam BOOM!!!
sounds familiar....
=)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:39
A-bab-bab-a-boo-bap,a-bab-bab-bap..........
Whee!
*dances*
Jeez........dancing is hard when you're a wolf......
wendyfoo
20-03-2002, 02:44
Still its not as hard as trying to get more than 2 kills with a repair ship. Ohh 2 gatlings in a row! heh that was my lucky day! = 2 kills in one turn... I feel sorry for BFalcon for not being able find anything he needs. (stop picking up scrap friend)
The Boss
20-03-2002, 02:45
Origionally posted by Kudos
hey, its a classic, and it works! tho its the grrrls themselves who deserve any "blame/credit" for such a success rate, not the fellas..
Yeah, works just as well with role reversal, have seen guy's fall to pieces for the grrls they can't have :eekblue:
Origionally posted by Kudos
that would be those video tapes I mentioned... who wants some??
You mean it's not on DVD. :grntngue:
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:50
Originally posted by The Boss
You mean it's not on DVD. :grntngue:
Actually,it's better if it was on videotape,cause then,you can tape over all his junk.
The Boss
20-03-2002, 02:56
Origionally posted by Whitewolf
Actually,it's better if it was on videotape,cause then,you can tape over all his junk.
Exactly :D
*obtains all the video's*
*tapes over them *
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 02:58
Hehe.
It's better than seeing Kudos' face on the TV repeating the same line. :p
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Actually,it's better if it was on videotape,cause then,you can tape over all his junk.
TheBoss: did you hear what he called you?
thats not very nice, personally I think it's a very good performance love...room for improvement ofc...
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 03:03
Originally posted by kudos
TheBoss: did you hear what he called you?
Who called The Boss what?
*Confused look*
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:07
Origionaly posted by Kudos
TheBoss: did you hear what he called you?
Am sure he didn't mean me, just the narrative by you :grntngue:
Origionally posted by Kudos
personally I think it's a very good performance love...room for improvement ofc...
Why thankyou Kudos, :blush: as you say no one is perfect, allway's room for improvement ;)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 03:10
Room for improvement. :)
I'm still confused though.What's going on?
:confused:
Originally posted by wendyfoo
[B...stay clean and smell good...Barring major cultural differences...[/B]
Oh, I see. Major discrimination apparent here.
I have 2 smells - industrial cleaner & Orc. That should not matter, coz women are always going on about how it's the personality that counts; how the prettiness of faces, the blondeness of hair & the size of bottoms are not reasonable criteria for the selection of a long-term mate.
But ask a girlie to ignore a 3-day hunting-sweat - just to give a squeeze to the fine-minded person within? Then it's all "Personal appearances *are* important you know!". "Perhaps if I could breathe without passing out!" they say. "Get your claws out of my skirt or I'll spread your head with this plasma-pistol!" usually comes next & they never even try overcoming their olfactory prejudices.
Dames is poison, that's what I say...
B.
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:17
....that must be the most stupid statement ever!
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:20
Origionally posted by Boris
coz women are always going on about how it's the personality that counts;
*hugs Boris*
For me it is, the face is just a mask, that we wear everyday :D
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 03:21
Originally posted by Boris
Dames is poison, that's what I say...
I don't think so!
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:23
I bet you would love a woman smelling "hellish". Atleast that's what I figure you smell.....
Originally posted by The Boss
For me it is, the face is just a mask, that we wear everyday :D
I think we'll call that an Own-Goal..... =)
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
....that must be the most stupid statement ever!
actually no, I'd say you just won that award!
pipped at the post again B.!
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:30
origionally posted by Kudos
I think we'll call that an Own-Goal..... =) :confused:
I was referring to both sex's, when I said we :grntngue:
And I never judge a book by it's cover :D
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:32
WAKE UP, YOU NEANDERTHAL! IT'S MARCH 2002!
Originally posted by The Boss
For me it is, the face is just a mask, that we wear everyday :D
What, the nose isn't important at all? (raises arms) You sure? (scoops forward to catch falling body, while hungrily eyeing birds plumetting to earth all around)
B.
Originally posted by The Boss
And I never judge a book by it's cover :D
so you don't care what your "conquests" are called eh?
very shallow and laddish....
=)
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
who let the Gimp out of the box?
I thought that was for sundays only....
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:38
that came out of the right mouth (not)......
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 03:38
Who's a gimp?
What's a gimp?
:confused:
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
...IT'S MARCH 2002!
Why, is it your birthday? It was my sister's on the 11th...
(looks around wondering if he is missing something?)
B.
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:41
I see someone's getting the chills around here......just don't make a mess slobbing down the whole place....... :confblue:
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:45
Origionally posted by Kudos
so you don't care what your "conquests" are called eh?
"Conquests", a very laddish statement :grntngue:
A relationship, should be deep and meaningful based on the personalities of the participants, not their looks.
I was using Metaphors to state my case :)
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:45
*turning to Kudos and Boris*
.......did you ever see the "American Psycho" movie?
Well, guess what......I am that Psycho. :bounce:
Originally posted by Whitewolf
See?
Who called The Boss what?
I'm still confused though.What's going on?
So,how do you do it?
Who's a gimp?
What's a gimp?
:confused:
my,my, we are full of questions today young furball! =)
So who are you, Sweet-Cheeks? Can't say I've seen your ship anywhere...?
Also, what is that image? Looks like a cushion-monster to my eyes...
B.
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
*turning to Kudos and Boris*
.......did you ever see the "American Psycho" movie?
Well, guess what......I am that Psycho. :bounce:
no, sorry.. you may be deluded, but Bateman had class...
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 03:46
Originally posted by The Boss
A relationship, should be deep and meaningful based on the personalities of the participants, not their looks.
I totally agree.It's what's inside that counts.Outside appearances don't really matter much to me.
Like in the show,'Shallow Hal' :)
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
...did you ever see the "American Psycho" movie?...
Read the book. Very strange. Haven't seen the vid, but suspect it's Hollywood pap (as usual).
B.
Originally posted by The Boss
A relationship, should be deep and meaningful based on the personalities of the participants, not their looks.
I was using Metaphors to state my case :)
it took you soo long to respond, I suspect you had to look that sentence up in a book...
admit it...
=)
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:51
*hugs Whitewolf*
Thankyou atleast some one understands :D
Boris, Why would a nose be important :confused:
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Like in the show,'Shallow Hal' :)
NEWSFLASH!
That Was Not Even Remotely Realistic !! Don't Base Future Relationships On HollyWood Movies !!
/end
och, you're taking too long, + it's 2002 - i'm away to bed..
nn kiddies =)
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 03:58
Sheytan dorone badane Kudos boro. Sheytan dorone badane Boris boro. Marizi rooye in dotaa bekesh. Rooheshan parepare. Theshmeshan khoni. Halghe pore gerye. Marg roye in dotaa. Marg roye in dotaa. Bemiirin.
The Boss
20-03-2002, 03:58
Origionally posted by Kudos
it took you soo long to respond, I suspect you had to look that sentence up in a book...admit it...
Now, now, Kudos that is unfair :cry: you know who I am, and why my response time may be slow :(
Origionally posted by Kudos
both my wives have been non-wearers of makeup, which is good, 'cos I hate the stuff - grrrls always look better without it to my eyes, and their natural looks last longer.... but grrrls with the confidence to go without are few enough it sometimes seems, and probly a sign of much intelligence =)
this statement was made in response to a statement I made about myself,so why would I need to look the sentence up in a book :sour:
you obviously haven't looked in the poetry thread off topic, or you would see I have used the " face is a mask" statement before :D
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 04:03
Originally posted by kudos
That Was Not Even Remotely Realistic !! Don't Base Future Relationships On HollyWood Movies !!
/end
I was talking about the entire point of the movie. :p
Even though someone might look like Boris' avatar,it's the heart that counts,right?
ANd yes,I am full of questions today.Just VERY confused :(
*scratch scratch*
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
Sheytan dorone badane Kudos boro. Sheytan dorone badane Boris boro. Marizi rooye in dotaa bekesh. Rooheshan parepare. Theshmeshan khoni. Halghe pore gerye. Marg roye in dotaa. Marg roye in dotaa. Bemiirin.
And Sheytan dorone to you too! Badane boro and all!
Is SH putting a spell on me? Does anybody know where she lives so we can burn her? Does she weigh the same as a duck?
B.
Originally posted by The Boss
[BWhy would a nose be important :confused: [/B]
To smell with, my dear. If this world wasn't so virtual, you would've noticed...
B.
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 04:10
that was a curse, dear!
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
that was a curse, dear!
Sheesh! Nice to have you "on-board"...(geddit?)
It'll need to be a good one to get through, but even then it'll take the price times seven from the sender. Oh dear - hope you're ready for it? Can't imagine why you'd suffer that just for lil' ol' me...
B.
Originally posted by kudos
sounds like a man who needs some advice... :p
No... just curious. :D
I may or may not be uglier than B, but I can assure you i'm infinitely less smelly, and still get more grrrls than all of you put together... it's my natural Prowess...
Erm... we're talking *real* girls here Kudos... not the ones in your magazines... ;)
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 04:25
I'm sorry.
The Boss
20-03-2002, 04:31
origionaly posted by Boris
To smell with, my dear. If this world wasn't so virtual, you would've noticed...
*hugs Boris *
Actually I wouldn't have noticed, I have a nose, but a freak accident 16 years ago put paid to my sense of smell :D
So you could say, that this is one lady, who would not notice the aftershave :)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 06:38
Originally posted by BFalcon
Erm... we're talking *real* girls here Kudos... not the ones in your magazines... ;)
Maybe he really is talking about real girls.......
How many sisters ya got? :D
Warspite
20-03-2002, 12:31
Yeay! Thats more like it!!
This is almost like a nice OT thread now - shame I wasn't around last night to join in.
And we saw a curse too !!All for free!!(it was in some weird Albanian/Turkish/Romany dialect so nobody could read it, but it still had some novelty value) :D
Kudos , you're shameless!! Boasting about your prowess no less -hardly gentlemanly. (I was going to log into these bulletins with my old University nickname "Stud Muffin Trouser Man" but thought it indiscreet)
Boris - I may have found you a likely female ! My little sister used to fight Police Dogs for Greater Manchester Police(she used to lock herself in the cage and "pacify" mental alsatians ) I'm sure she could cope with a semi-hairy beast like you :bounce:
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 12:54
I still find myself asking:
What does the curse mean??? :confused:
SweetHepziba
20-03-2002, 13:10
I feel a little bad for posting that.
It's a real bad curse.
Something that bothers me is Boris. I mean, how naive can one be? Does anyone know if he has any form of contact with the real world? Does anyone know how old he is? Seems to me he's living in some childish fantasy-world. Well....wake up, B! This isn't Camelot. It's the REAL world. :confblue:
Oh oh.....did you wet your pants again? :eekblue:
Warspite
20-03-2002, 13:25
I don't get the antagonism towards Boris - he's just using sarcasm as a shield, but he's really a softy inside :angel:
yeah right!!!
To be honest, I have noticed - and no criticism intended - that the sarcasm and irony, when used by us in the Isles, does get a tad mis-interpreted by non-native English speakers.
We're only messing - we don't really mean it!! :bounce:
We have a self-deprecating culture!! We seem to have developed a respect for "wit" and repartee above all else. Talk about priorities... :rollani:
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Maybe he really is talking about real girls.......
How many sisters ya got? :D
One, happily married...
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 13:44
Really?
How nice :)
originally declared by TheBoss
Now, now, Kudos that is unfair :cry: you know who I am, and why my response time may be slow :cry:
ohh, give over with the incessant crying !!
this statement was made in response to a statement I made about myself,so why would I need to look the sentence up in a book
ofc, we men never lie to impress ourselves in a womans view.. =)
you obviously haven't looked in the poetry thread off topic
LOL!
no I haven't... sooo Spank Me!!
*cough*
originally asked by Whitewolf
Even though someone might look like Boris' avatar,it's the heart that counts,right?
heheh, in B.'s case .... NO!
originally growled by B.
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
I'll get my largest scales....
original broadside from Warspite
Kudos , you're shameless!! Boasting about your prowess no less -hardly gentlemanly.
Gentlemen finish last... and no, I don't mean lovemaking....We're only messing - we don't really mean it!!
I do!! j/k ffs, very good point there old rusty nuts... =)
We have a self-deprecating culture!!
yes, exactly.. ain't it great!?!
except in B.'s case its more self-defaecating....
I think thats enough for now, anyone i've left out.. Dont Fret!!.. i'll deal with you later...
*ducks for cover* =)
Whitewolf
20-03-2002, 17:45
That's a lot of questions.......
Warspite
20-03-2002, 17:48
Yes, but it was all TRIPE !! HA HA! :grntngue:
Reduce these posts to their fundamentals, makes everything quicker :coolred:
The Boss
20-03-2002, 18:40
Origionally posted by Warspite
Yes, but it was all TRIPE !! HA HA!
I totally agree, however, I must say this :(
Origionally posted by Kudos
ohh, give over with the incessant crying !!
ofc, we men never lie to impress ourselves in a womans view..
How very insensitive, and uncaring for a guy who claims to be one of the good guy's :grntngue:
Origionally posted by Kudos
no I haven't... sooo Spank Me!!
Do we have another Diablo on our hands :eekblue: It may be my face on the Dominatrix in OT, and my Nick may be The Boss( given to me my you Kudos) but quite frankly I am not into that sort of thing :angel:
here you go,have posted this just for you, written some 18 months ago, for a very sweet guy, who incidentally shares you birthday (unless that is fictitious too)
What is a face?
A face is a mask
That we wear everyday
All day at work
When we role play
Two eyes a nose
And a mouth
You live North
And I live South
Can't see the contours
Cant' see the lines
They're not important
So that's fine
The nose could be big
The nose could be small
The fact that I can't see it
Doesn't matter at all
The lips could be fat
The lips could be thin
If you send a photo
It will go in the bin
People perceive us
By what they see
Looks aren't important
Wait and see.
Origionally posted by Kudos
ofc, we men never lie to impress ourselves in a womans view..
I never lie. I do not see the point.
That's it Warspite, no more hairpulling from me :grngrin:
BTW: Kudos you can edit the poem out if you wish it is in OT>:)
Warspite
20-03-2002, 20:49
Well done Boss :D
My mission accomplished, i can now continue to wander the earth looking for cat-fights and putting an end to them with a display of foot-stomping and sulking in corners huffily :coolred:
Originally posted by The Boss
I never lie. I do not see the point.
no, but seriously(!?) lets be serious about this.. lets not joke, pretend, or exaggerate about it... we'll keep it substantial and sustained rather than trivial or insignificant...and be quiet, thoughtful, not laughing or making jokes very often, and always being sensible 'till the end of our dayzZzZzZz....
Originally posted by Warspite
Yes, but it was all TRIPE !! HA HA! :grntngue:
OI!! Thief!! I used that word first !Look I've got the copyright!!
Tripe©
Lock all the Doors !! Don't let that 'Ship Escape!!
*readies Torpedos*
Originally posted by SweetHepziba
...This isn't Camelot. It's the REAL world...
Erm, I thought this was an i'net BB populated by fictitious characters who notionally fly around the Galaxy in spaceships shooting each other!
I thought the RL stuff was what happened off the computer...
Now I'm very confused!
B.
Originally posted by The Boss
BTW: Kudos you can edit the poem out if you wish it is in OT>:)
Please do - that's quite enough naff poetry.
Kinda makes me want to print it out in flowery text, frame it & hang it on the wall - just so I can flame-thrower the room.
B.
All I can say about this thread: we will we will rock you...
yes, you too
do not try to hide behind that rock you, we will rock you too you know
Originally posted by Jagge
...we will we will rock you...
Perhaps we should merely pebble those who aren't so keen?
B.
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 05:40
No.Egg them.Less painful......
Originally posted by Whitewolf
No.Egg them.Less painful......
not for the poor chickens....
rocks, on the other hand, love a good rumble....
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 13:19
Ok......
What about tomatoes?
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Ok......
What about tomatoes?
you wanted a food fight so here it comes
**Chucks pie at Kudos** :grntngue: :grntngue:
**Chucks Bone into corner for Whitewolf**
**Chucks a Flan at the Boss and Misses**
Damn never could throw straight!!!!!!!!!
Circles the room looking for another unsuspecting Character!!!!
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 14:11
Yay!Bone!
*catches the bone*
Thanks,Hawke!
*throws cream pie at Kudos*
Food fight!
Woof! :)
The Boss
21-03-2002, 14:21
*grabs double chocolate gateau from the table *
*looks for SS*
* can't find him *
* throws gateau at Hawke*
*hit's him *
hey Whitewolf, having fun :)
*finds some meat scraps on table*
*feeds them to Whitewolf*
captcoyote
21-03-2002, 14:22
Sorry to interrupt your food fight guys, but the boss has inspired me to write a poem. ...Ahem....
The face is but a mask
By captcoyote
My lady, do not lie to me,
As I stand here face to face,
Tell me it does not matter,
My wealth, religion, or my race.
Please do not patronize,
My intellect with your lies,
Politics and money are important
In your greedy little eyes.
You say that the face is but a mask
Of the person that lies within,
Yet the world must wear a mask
To hide its ugliness and sin.
For if you could see as God sees,
The soul behind the mask,
The truth would be too much to bear,
The horror too great a task.
So we hope from behind our mask,
That the One who sees us in despair,
Can reach deep within our very soul,
And provide us some repair.
And yet I know that despite my Lord,
No matter how good it is with my soul,
That you cannot really know me well,
You can only see my payroll.
Then and only then,
If I am wealthy as a king,
I can be as ugly as a pig,
But all my praises you would sing.
Thank you. Thank you. You may now continue with the food fight. *Jumps up grabs the Hawk and flings him at White Wolf.*
Understudy
21-03-2002, 14:22
*Walks in unannounced*
*gets hit in face by cream pie*
Opphhhh! :wierdblu:
GRRRRRRRRRR
**Grabs hold of the punch bowl and tips it over The Boss's Head**
Flys at captcoyote and pecks him whilst stuffing ice cubes down the back of his neck!!!!!!!!
The Boss
21-03-2002, 14:24
Sorry mate you should have ducked
* throws Ice-cream at Whitewolf*
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 14:32
Ice cream!
*splat*
Ouch...
*Picks up a black forest cake*
Incoming!
*throws cake at SS*
*Picks up a bowl of gravy*
*throws it at Kudos*
*Picks up pie*
*Throws pie at Boss*
***Fires Cream cakes and pies at warspite*** whilst hes not here to protect himself!!!!!!!
** Slides a tin of Choc Chip Cookies and a tub of Icecream over to Whitewolf **
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 14:34
*sees Hawke*
Ooh,I forgot about you!
*Throws a cream pie*
Originally posted by Whitewolf
*sees Hawke*
Ooh,I forgot about you!
*Throws a cream pie*
**Flys out of the way and drops eggs on Whitewolf**
The Boss
21-03-2002, 14:37
*ducks*
ya missed me whitewolf :grntngue:
*grabs jug of lemonade*
*tips it over Hawke*
that got you back :)
Starduster
21-03-2002, 14:39
*Enters room, sees fight.... *
Throws can of whip cream at WhiteWolf,
one at The Boss,
one at Kudos,
they all catch the cans.
*Gives thumbs up and leaves the room*
Have fun!
Starduster
The Boss
21-03-2002, 14:42
Thanks Starduster :D
oops missed him :(
*opens can of whippped cream*
*aims it Understudy*
sorry mate but, your the nearest
*covers understudy with whipped cream*
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 14:42
*ponk!*
Ow!
*Picks tomatoes in mouth*
Whee!
*Throws tomatoes at everyone in the room*
**Drops Eggs on The Boss** as doing Fly past!!!!!!!!
Spots Kudos and SS Hiding in a corner so wings over to bomb them as well!!!!!!!!!
The Boss
21-03-2002, 14:46
Lovely, egg shampoo good for my hair :)
*grabs Soda Syphon*
*spary's it at hawke as he fly's past *
Got ya mate :D
**Nicks Can of whipped cream off Kudos and heads over to get The Boss**
***Sprays cream over everybody***
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 14:51
*shake shake shake*
Thats better.
*Grabs a cylinder of coke*
Fire!
*Sprays coke at everyone*
**Drops Flour bombs on Understudy**
Thinks who else is there!!!!!!!!!!!
**Circles round and aims Flour bombs at Whitewolf** Hits with most of them!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 15:01
*shake shake*
Oh well,I'm white anyway :p
*Throws meatballs at Hawke*
haha!
**Grabs the meat balls and throws them at kudos and SS** then sprays them with whipped cream**
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 15:14
Hey!Come down!No fair,you can fly!
*Jumps up and down*
Oh well......
*Bombards Hawke with fruit punch*
yikes thats sticky!!!!!!!!!!
**Drops tomatoes on Whitewolf**
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 15:32
Waah!
*runs all over the room in an attempt to avoid being hit*
hehe :D
*Eggs Hawke*
DaisyDuke
21-03-2002, 15:33
*walks in*
*slips on the food filled floor*
*lands with a thud*
lol
Hey guy's you have made a lovely mess ;)
Just nipped in to let you know there is a party in off topic to celebrate Diablo passing his exam's, everyone is welcome.
*creeps up behind Kudos*
*drops ice cubes down the back of his shirt*
*legs it back to off topic*
:D
yay PARTY why because its fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 15:40
Yay!Party!
*jumps*
Whoop....whoop!
*silps and falls on cream*
aw........
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Yay!Party!
*jumps*
Whoop....whoop!
*silps and falls on cream*
aw........
Thinks Poor Wolfy!!!!!!
The Boss
21-03-2002, 15:59
*looks around the room*
Where did they all go?
Thinks
*will clean this up later*
*just in case they come back*
*Heads to off topic to join the party*
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 16:19
*grabs a mop in mouth*
Lalala......
*mops the floor*
There,all better :)
*takes a tablecloth*
*Stands on two legs*
*Wipes the tabletop*
All done!
Whoop....
*falls down*
Oww....
Need to practice standing on 2 legs more.....
The Boss
21-03-2002, 16:24
*opens the door*
*walks through*
there you are Whitewolf, leave this for now, and come and join the rest of us :)
*walks back out *
*heading for off topic*
Warspite
21-03-2002, 16:27
*Warspite turns up and is gutted there is nobody left to fire a whole roast Wildebeest at* :yum:
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 16:27
Ok!
I've finished cleaning up anyway :)
*Follows The Boss*
pant......pant......
The Boss
21-03-2002, 16:33
Hey Warspite :D
why don't we roast that wildebeast, and take it off topic for a feast :)
*heads for the door*
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 16:34
Yeah!
*Carries wilderbeest out the door and into off topic*
Warspite
21-03-2002, 17:55
It was supposed to be a food fight - that was the whole point of bringing the roast animals!!!! I didn't want to eat it!!! :eek:
The Boss
21-03-2002, 20:09
Nevermind mate :D
am sure the party down in OT, will end up in much the same way :eekblue: if I know the guy's, so you will get a chance ;)
mmhmmmm...
*looks around, sniffs, shakes head + groans*
*thinks...*
must remember to padlock the fridge
charge Warspite for use of the Portal to the Serengeti
keep an eye on that hawke one, looks like a troublemaker
and feed the Wolf more often, oh well at least he's gone OT to be sick...
oh, and BAN EVERYONE!! - their relatives, pets and neighbours too!
nah, I can't be bothered... maybe tomorrow....
*leaves*
Strikes down nearest animate being, then bangs head repeatedly on ground. Drags body into corner. Horrible gorging noises emerge; red stains dapple the walls nearby.
(munch, gnash) "Food fight?" a voice mutters darkly (chomp, spurt, slobber) "Dang humes haven't a clue..." (bite, slurp...)
Boris Who-doesn't-do-the-smiley-face-thing
Whitewolf
22-03-2002, 05:42
*enters the room*
*sees Boris*
EEK!
*runs out of the room*
**Flys in the room**
**sees whitewolf running out so follows heading over to OT**
Starduster
23-03-2002, 16:54
* enters room and sees Boris *
* puts chains around Boris and drags him into OT *
* will see some fun when chains are removed in OT*
muhahahahahaha
Starduster
Whitewolf
24-03-2002, 17:27
Oh nooooo......
Is nowhere safe from the goblin/ogre/whatever-it-is ?
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