View Full Version : A question for all native Britains !!!! Time for Guiness ?
Hey Dudes !
I found something strange....Is it true that there is a town or village in Britain that is called ---->
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch :eek: :confused:
I got to know that this IS fact ! Where is that town ?
It is a Keltic name ! You can split the different parts into different meanings ...
Llan means "Church"
fair means "mary"
pwll means "a hollow"
gwy means "white"
ngyl means "hazel"
lgogery means "near to the"
chwyr means "rapip"
ndrobwll means "whirlpool"
llan means "church"
tysilio means "saintīs name"
gogo means "cave"
goch means "red"
NOw you Britains are really crazy sometimes ! :wierdblu: :bigeye: :tdown:
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 17:08
I've read that name somewhere before.
There's even a place called Y,a village called X,and a town called Hell.Wierd.......
Warspite
21-03-2002, 17:12
True as true can be - it's a town in Wales. The railway station sign is quite funny -rather long!!!
It is usually referred to as "Llanfair PG" - easier for the Saxons amongst us to pronounce.
PS We are Britons, not Britains :D
Understudy
21-03-2002, 17:16
Yup. Its a place in Wales.
The name translates to:
"St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave."
oops double post!
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 17:16
*Imagines a sign that is half a train car long*
Nope,can't think of it.
Any pics?
Understudy
21-03-2002, 17:18
This is the tourist office (http://www.ricksteves.com/news/0202/images/llanfair.jpg)
I can confirm what warspite said, it is in Wales, I live a meagre 20 mins away from it and I have been a few times. The train station actually holds the world record for the longest sign in the world. Believe it or not but this is something like the third longest name in the world (What the hell is longer than that?)
I got the picture of the Railwaystation right in front of me ! On the right side of the station ,on a garage...there is that big sign ! :grngrin:
Warspite
21-03-2002, 17:20
Sometimes I quite like this mental little island..*sniff..sniff*
Mind you , some parts of it need nuking - like Salford.
Understudy
21-03-2002, 17:20
http://www.onlyinternet.net/jcirillo/llan2.jpg
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 17:24
It's tht THIRD longest name???
What's the longest?
And how DO you pronounce the town's name???
when I was about 10 one of my teachers Friends made a song about that station and he brought it into school and made us listen to it (It seemed like the first 30 seconds of the song was just the name being pronouced)
...I just wanted to add that I hate the "Backhamīs".... :grngrin: :tdown:
Whitewolf
21-03-2002, 17:53
*Thinks:Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious*
I THINK I get what you mean.......
btw,I hear that Beckham speaks like a girl.
Well..not only him...his wife is so D*u*m*b !!! I have never seen such a crazy person..poor child..very poor....that this little kid has such parents..URGH ! :coolred:
Warspite
21-03-2002, 17:59
He sounds absolutely ridiculous!!!Its embarassing!!
And HER!!! POSH - HAH!!!
And I really think that she doesnīt look that good....there are much more beautiful girls here ! :grngrin: :tdown:
Meeeoow, you guys can be really B!7chy when you want to be can't you?
I completeley agree though, poor poor kid :frownblu:
The great thing about place names in this country is the number of really strange-sounding ones. Douglas Adams wrote a book called The Meaing of Liff which contains a list of (genuine) place-names as if they are words in a dictionary.
How funny you find it depends on your individual sense of humour, and some of them are a lot funnier than others. Some have also become rather dated.
My favourite is 'Ely' (The first, tiniest inkling you get that something, somewhere, has gone terribly wrong), but there are a lot of other good ones, such as 'Glossop' and the linked word 'Swanage'.
The trouble is, the humour relies on being able to sense the connection with a similar sounding word, and in some cases this rather relies on having a good vocabulary. I say this in warning to Diablo; I'm afraid most of them will lose the joke when translated into German.
There's a copy on the internet at: http://folk.uio.no/alied/TMoL.html
Whitewolf
22-03-2002, 05:40
Beckham and the former spice girl?
Poor kid........
Ooh,nice site,Minos!
Well...I really believe that she is a walking roboter ! But I guess she had too many system overloads and her batteries have to be checked again.. :coolred:
Whitewolf
24-03-2002, 15:35
Haha.
Now that is a good way to describe the washed up Spice.
*Hello my name is Posh spice ! And I am that good and beautiful..and rich...and sexy....and intelligent...and eating problems...and*
Whitewolf
24-03-2002, 15:48
But I can't use her in my curry!What a useless spice.It's not even cookable.
:cry:
The only usage for her is a cleaning pouder for dirty pipes...she is really that acid...
Whitewolf
24-03-2002, 15:59
At least she has a use.hehe.
ok...thatīs a point for her !
Whitewolf
24-03-2002, 16:26
Haha!
But still,she's pretty useless......
...less useless than dry bread... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
25-03-2002, 11:52
Erm.......
How MUCH less?
As useless as Tripper ! :tdown:
Whitewolf
25-03-2002, 17:19
Haha!
Posh........
Bah
phew...donīt touch her ! You might not survive ! :eek:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 02:06
Even if I had the chance to(and this is highly impossible),I won't.
Better prefer Minos then ! :grngrin: :eekblue: :bigeye:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:08
Minos?
Why Minos?
...ehm...just...to get on his nerves.... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:14
Ohh!
Minos!
*Runs off to find him*
Please bite him from me , would you ?
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:21
Sorry!
I only bite when needed :D
ehm...ok...HE EATS WOLVES ! :eek:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:34
No he doesn't :)
Believe me ! HE DOES EVERYTHING ! He celebrates orgies every weekend and is a true party horse ! :grngrin: :tdown:
He uses every situation !
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:40
He isn't that kind of person,is he.......?
YES , HE IS ! He is really nasty !The speech: CHIX WITH STIX is from him ! He really love girls....as true as SweetHepziba ! :grngrin:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:46
For some reason,I don't believe you :p
How could you ! I am as honest as SweetHepziba ! Really !
Minos always takes his leather outfit and drives with his motorcyle through London....HE HAD NEARLY EVERY GIRL IN TOWN ! He is my role modell ! GOD BLESS YOU MINOS ! :tdown:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:55
Pervert!
YES HE IS PERVERT ! BUT WITH ALL HIS LUSTS ...HE IS TRUELY A F(R)IEND !
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 10:59
No,not Minos.
You are,Diablo!
lol
I know , I know..it is hard to believe that our nice and friendly Minos is such a WOMANIZER...but it is true !
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 11:07
Bah.....
He doesn't have a hint of woman in his scent.Unless he's married,then that would explain why he does have a weak scent of one.
It just goes to show how little we really know about other forum members... all we have to go by is what they say about themselves, and how do we know the truth of that? Even photos don't mean much; they could be of anyone.
Consider the case of SweetHepziba for example (a bit before your time, Whitewolf back on the US forum). That caused a few red faces when the truth came out! Take my advice don't believe anyone on this forum... :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:01
I take everything on this forum with a pinch of salt(ok,sometimes,it's more than just a pinch).
Of course,I find some things Diablo posts HIGHLY unbelieveable.
Originally posted by Diablo
I know , I know..it is hard to believe that our nice and friendly Minos is such a WOMANIZER...but it is true ! OK, I couldn't resist replying to this one, Di!
The truth is, the closest I ever came to sex is when, at the age of eleven, a girl in my class took me behind some bushes and kissed me... :)
What it was to be young and innocent! :bounce:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:04
Originally posted by Minos
OK, I couldn't resist replying to this one, Di!
The truth is, the closest I ever came to sex is when, at the age of eleven, a girl in my class took me behind some bushes and kissed me... :)
What it was to be young and innocent! :bounce:
Wow!That's so sweet!
I've never been kissed by a member of the opposite gender before(except my mom and relatives).Of course,I'm planning to take my time and not start a relationship until later,much later.
Warspite
26-03-2002, 16:10
There's no time!!! :confused:
Throw your PC out the window NOW and go find some hip young thing!!! :eekblue:
You'll be old and rusty like me before you know it!!! :frownblu:
Warspite
26-03-2002, 16:14
Minos!!! What the hell happened!!! :eek:
Your'e not a priest are you :confused:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:24
Originally posted by Warspite
There's no time!!! :confused:
Throw your PC out the window NOW and go find some hip young thing!!! :eekblue:
You'll be old and rusty like me before you know it!!! :frownblu:
Oh,there's plenty of time.I'm only 17(18 this year) :D
I'll take my time,choosing wisely.
Besides,I haven't found anyone who likes me yet.
I'm so lonely.
*Howls*
Aroooooooooo........
Well..Whitewolf ..if you believe it or not...I am also searching for thze "right" one....and not taking EVERYTHING that has more than 5 holes... ;)
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:34
5 holes?
You mean mouth,ears and nose?
Good :)
Well...leave ears and add 2 other "holes" ;) !
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:38
Erm......
eyes?
NO ! DOWN UNDER ! :grngrin:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:46
Erm.....
Australia?
*confused look*
DUMB FOOL ! WHO TALKS ABOUT AUSTRALIA !?!?!
I AM STILL TALKING ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY ! :bigeye:
Whitewolf
26-03-2002, 16:51
*gets a shock*
Ack!
Ok,don't have to shout!
I don't know.What is it?
Originally posted by Warspite
Minos!!! What the hell happened!!! :eek:
Your'e not a priest are you :confused: My God no! I'm an atheist! :wierdblu:
But if you mean "How is it you never came closer to losing your virginity than being kissed by a girl in your class when you were eleven years old?" then the answer is slightly more complicated.
But it basically comes down to being a social misfit I was always the sort of nice, sensible lad that a girl's mother would wish her daughter would go out with (as opposed to the type that the daughter herself wanted). In fact I almost always got on very well with the parents of my friends far more so than is considered natural. I think you get the picture.
The other aspect was fear. I shall illustrate, if you'll indulge me:
While what I say about girls not being interested in me was largely true, there was the occasional bizarre exception. One such was when I was in my early twenties. I was self-employed and often walked down town to collect or deliver work, and this would sometimes be in the late afternoon. For a period there were a couple of girls (aged about 15 at a guess they were in uniform and were obviously hanging around on their way back from school) who lurked in a side street waiting for me. It started with one of them calling out that immortal line "My mate fancies you" (how many times have lads had that said to them?). The difference here was that the other girl was far from shy and would call out suggestive remarks like "If you've got the time I've got the inclination". I never did risk more than an apprehensive smile in response as I passed. They sounded like the sort of girl my mother wouldn't have approved of... :eekblue:
So there you are. The fact is girls scared the hell out of me until I was in my thirties, by which time it was too late to matter. Let that be a warning to you, Whitewolf! While your idea of waiting and choosing wisely is a fine sentiment, I'd tend to agree with Warspite don't risk putting it off too long or it'll be too late to start... :frownblu:
There, the Wise One has spoken on how to keep your virginity... Diablo will no doubt be happy to give you advice on how to lose it... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
26-03-2002, 22:38
Originally posted by Warspite
There's no time!!! :confused:
Throw your PC out the window NOW and go find some hip young thing!!! :eekblue:
You'll be old and rusty like me before you know it!!! :frownblu:
Whitewolf! Off you go - and don't come back until you've had at least a few hours of tender fun :wierdblu: You're kidding, you're running towards trouble :eekblue: You learn how to handle a relationship through experience :grngrin:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 05:16
Erm......
Does wooing a female count?
I don't know.I have no idea what to do,really.I'm worried about doing something silly and spoiling it all.
DaisyDuke
27-03-2002, 11:39
I don't know.I have no idea what to do,really.I'm worried about doing something silly and spoiling it all.
Mmmm,put's me in mind of, wait for this Understudy, are you ready, a country and western song, from 60's/70's era, the title of which was "I don't like spiders and snakes" will try and find the lyrics :)
It can depend on what you call silly, this song sort of say's it all, but it is like the food fight, and the ice cubes down the back, silly but in some circles, not if you know what I mean ;)
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 11:47
I think I get what you mean.
I really don't want to mess up,so I'm taking my time about this.
She hasn't expressed an interest in me yet,but she doesn't know that I have an interest in her.
Understudy
27-03-2002, 11:52
In the immortal words of Garth in Waynes World:
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
Which roughly translates to:
If you just be yourself and 'she' likes you, then all's good. If you have to act like someone else for her to like you, then you're wasting your time and hers...
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 12:02
I act normally when I'm speaking with her.She's a very nice girl(and very friendly to me).She's a classmate of mine.It seems like she already has a boyfriend(cause she's always near one guy),but she claims that she has no relationship with anyone.
DaisyDuke
27-03-2002, 12:03
Totally true :)
As we have said before Whitewolf, confidence, is half the battle.
And you are a nice guy, so just be yourself :) and get noticed :D
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 12:08
I will :)
But I get tricked easily,like what happened one monday :cry:
Oh well.....
*sighs*
I'll go on wooing her,and see what happens :)
Warspite
27-03-2002, 12:12
Making a complete fool of yourself is half the fun anyway!!!
Remember, she is probably as nervous as you are - so don't bother waiting. Those heady days of youth don't last very long - and the intensity of feeling is never quite the same again.. :frownblu:
hell, I can hardly remember being 17 - it was all a complete blur from being permanently over-excited!!!!! :bounce:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 12:15
True :)
But we're both taking our time about this.
Who knows what will happen?Only time(and our actions :) ) will tell.........
tenebra_uk
27-03-2002, 12:25
Originally posted by Warspite
hell, I can hardly remember being 17 - it was all a complete blur from being permanently over-excited!!!!! :bounce:
You're kidding! :eekblue: You're same age as I :bigeye: I still get as over-excited, over-enthusiastic as I was at 16 :grntngue: The only difference is that I don't get too paranoid about looking foolish - I've come to terms with that :grngrin:
Whitewolf, looking silly it's part of the game - and the fun; just don't worry about that :grngrin: She's saying she's not seeing anybody...good sign :grngrin: Go for it, be yourself, be silly and enjoy the thrill :grngrin:
Warspite
27-03-2002, 12:31
Damn Tenny!!! :eek:
You must down vast quantities of Espresso!!!
I reckon all the tea I drink has done me some mischief below the waterline :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
27-03-2002, 12:39
Nope (with an N :lolblue: ) - simple lust for life :grntngue: :bounce: :bounce:
DaisyDuke
27-03-2002, 12:41
origionally posted by warspite
reckon all the tea I drink has done me some mischief below the waterline
So how come I am older than you, drink tea and I still get as over-excited, over-enthusiastic as I was at 16.
Not much of an excuse mate :grntngue:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 12:47
Originally posted by tenebra
Whitewolf, looking silly it's part of the game - and the fun; just don't worry about that :grngrin: She's saying she's not seeing anybody...good sign :grngrin: Go for it, be yourself, be silly and enjoy the thrill :grngrin:
Oh!That'd be fun!
Maybe I should do just that,even if I'm waiting for her to make the first move.
Or maybe she is waiting for me to make that first move?
Warspite
27-03-2002, 12:55
So how come I am older than you, drink tea and I still get as over-excited, over-enthusiastic as I was at 16.
Drugs? :devil:
Very sugary tea? :D
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 12:59
Over sugary tea is what keeps me awake in the mornings(although not very effectively).
So,why am I not that excited?
Oh well.......
tenebra_uk
27-03-2002, 13:02
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Maybe I should do just that,even if I'm waiting for her to make the first move.
No, no, no, noo! The first move is yours!!! :bounce: I'd never make the first move and I guess I'm not the only one :grngrin:
Warspite - hmmm, you're trying hard, aren't you? Whoops :grngrin:
Warspite
27-03-2002, 13:05
Oh god- what does it all mean? I cant cope anymore..
two responses from tenny in one thread that have flummoxed me.. :confused:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 13:05
Originally posted by tenebra
No, no, no, noo! The first move is yours!!! :bounce:
Ok.So I should make the first move.But....how?
And what should I do?
I guess I'll find out for myself.
Understudy
27-03-2002, 13:07
You're gonna have to spend some time with her....... How about asking her out on a date.... :grntngue:
Think of some fun things to do in your area, and we can all argue about the best one :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
27-03-2002, 13:11
Sorry, Warspite - I'm just in a very good mood :grngrin: You're more than welcome to return :grntngue:
Think of some fun things to do in your area, and we can all argue about the best one
That's a great idea :bounce:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 13:13
Fun?
Hmm........
Take her to the shopping district?
*goes off to make some plans*
Found somebody ? Who is it ? Was it really a joke of your friends with the blind date....? :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 15:40
The blind date was nothing more than a hoax.Someone was making fun of me :cry:
But,the girl I'm wooing now?She's a classmate :)
Well...I am also "woooing" all day long.... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 15:48
Ooh........
Wooing,eh?How's it coming along then?
What coming along ? Orgies all day long ! I am student...The next time is on Friday and saturday next week....nice week ! :bounce: :yum: :yum: :yum:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 15:55
:eek:
!!!
You pervert!
In Singapore,we have a term for that.It's called 'Cheekopek'.
And in chinese(translated into eiglish),it's 'colour wolf'.
And what does it describe ? :confused:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:03
It describes a perverted person,or a womaniser.
Minos ? What the hell has Minos to do with it ? :grngrin:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:06
Minos?A womaniser?
NEVER!
Please ! Donīt upset him ! He is really sensible with this ! Be careful !
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:14
Haha!
But Minos?A womaniser?
Nonsense!
Ok..I tell that Minos...he surely wonīt like to hear that... :sour:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:37
We'll see..... :D
YOU will face his revenge !
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:44
I'm scared!
not.
:D
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 16:57
Ok...
*Sits down and waits patiently*
A womaniser, eh? Complete nonsense of course...
...they are always after me, wanting to satisfy their erotic desires with my virile young body! :yum: :rollani: :eekblue:
I knew it ! Like I said ! The women love his wrinkled body ! They scream when they see him ! They want babyīs from him ! :tup:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:12
Minos must be a handsome,hunky guy then!
Understudy
27-03-2002, 17:15
They want babyīs from him
In that hysterical 'give me back my baby' kind of way :grngrin:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:15
Haha!
I wonder how that would look like......
Thank you, Understudy, you saved me saying it! :tup:
As for you, Di, not so wrinkled! The baldness is a bit of a giveaway though. :blush:
Mind you, you've got actors like Patrick Stewart who are bald but 'distinguished'. I fall into that class I think! I'm certainly unique. :tup:
Well..bald is masculine ! Women like that ! *getting rid of his hairs* perhaps it works.... :tup:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:20
Unique :)
That's something special
...and as for hunky, I think the adjective 'slim' or perhaps 'lean' would be more accurate... :confblue:
Warspite
27-03-2002, 17:21
Like John Merrick? he was certainly unique.. :devil:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:23
You sound very attractive,Minos :)
No need for that kind of remark, Warspite!
I'll have you know that a girl started fondling by small, firm buttocks in a pub one Christmas... and that was after she'd seen my face! I never quite got over that... :eekblue: :rollani:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:27
Wow.....
WHat did you do after that?
Not a lot! Like I said, I always was terrified of girls!
Besides, she was a friend of someone I knew slightly, and I strongly suspect he put her up to it... :wierdblu:
Curiously enjoyable though! :yum:
Whitewolf
27-03-2002, 17:33
Haha!
I would think so!
Why are you terrified of females?
Warspite
27-03-2002, 17:47
She fondled your buttocks..and you thought it was "curious"?
Did you not have any.....urges? :confused:
Whitewolf:
Terror of females is not something to be explained you either are or you aren't.
However (as I'm sure you are well aware yourself), things are made a lot worse if you are attracted to the girl in question, and even more so if you think she might fancy you.
It wears off as you get older partly because you care less about what people think anyway, and partly because you know that, as an older person, you're less attractive anyway.
Warspite:
The 'curiously enjoyable' was a partial-quote from an old radio comedy program whose name eludes me for the moment... in fact I'm not absolutely certain which series... the old memory problem again. :bigeye:
...but the line in question ended with "curious... but strangely enjoyable."
I'm afraid it's one of those little personal phrases that tends to lodge in the mind long after everyone else has forgotten it I should have avoided using it!
As a matter of fact the experience was very enjoyable indeed all the more so because of its uniqueness... :frownblu:
I can recommend it to anyone though! :tup:
Warspite
27-03-2002, 22:09
I second that recommendation!! :bounce:
Minos - was it Jools and Sand?One of kenneth Williams old shows - tres risque, and a right scream;look it up!
Ha! Round the Horne! No, it wasn't that... even I am a bit too young to remember the original programmes of that (or the subsequent Stop Messing About), though I have of course heard repeated extracts... no, it must have been a few years later than that, and it's really annoying me that it's eluding me!
I think the most likely candidates are either I'm sorry I'll Read That Again (early/mid 1970s) or the highly surreal The Burkiss Way (mid/late 1970s) but I just can't remember the full context, not even the whole line. Gah! :bigeye:
I thank god god that there are women like Daisy on this world because they learned me not to FEAR them....
Well...sometime I totally lost the full respect... :wierdblu: ...but that happends very rarely... :tup:
Whitewolf
28-03-2002, 12:41
I'm not scared of females.
They can be very interesting people :)
hmm...not only interesting....hmmmm :yum: :yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:
Whitewolf
28-03-2002, 14:09
Oh no......
There goes Diablo again.
Originally posted by tenebra
Originally posted by Warspite
hell, I can hardly remember being 17 - it was all a complete blur from being permanently over-excited!!!!! :bounce: You're kidding! :eekblue: You're same age as I :bigeye: I still get as over-excited, over-enthusiastic as I was at 16 :grntngue: The only difference is that I don't get too paranoid about looking foolish - I've come to terms with that :grngrin:
Only just seen this one!
I suspect you're talking about two slightly different things here.
I think Warspite probably meant the euphoric novelty aspect of it as much as anything. That's something that doesn't go on forever... that feeling that there's so much to experience... new lands to explore... part of growing up generally, not just the sexual thrill of adolescence.
That state of being "permanently over-excited" describes adolescence very well (male adolescence anyway, I don't know what it's like for girls). A feeling that's it's all new and that anything could happen preferably involving that pretty girl you really fancy! The fact that it probably won't doesn't dampen your spirits you're too exuberant and optimistic. :bounce:
Now I'm sorry Tenebra, but I refuse to believe that this is the same when you're thirty as when you're fifteen! The key word in Warspite's remark was "permanent" and that's what makes the difference. You can still become infatuated with someone, but it's not part of your normal, everyday state of mind.
tenebra_uk
29-03-2002, 17:31
Originally posted by Minos
Now I'm sorry Tenebra, but I refuse to believe that this is the same when you're thirty as when you're fifteen! The key word in Warspite's remark was "permanent" and that's what makes the difference. You can still become infatuated with someone, but it's not part of your normal, everyday state of mind.
It is - I wouldn't say I don't get the occasional change of mood. It's got nothing to do with infatuation but with enthusiasm :grngrin: :bounce:
Well, all right, I admit that thinking about sex is part of my normal, everyday state of mind, but it's not the same as... erm... ah... er... OK, you win... :blush:
BUT the sun did shine more when I was younger... summers were longer and warmer, and there was always snow at Christmas...
Curiously though, I've become less cynical and more mellow and tolerant as I've got older. And did I say I still think about sex a lot? :bounce:
YUK...Minos...donīt let me get ill...yuk...I donīt wanne think what you are doing while you read a grammatic book... :eek: :bigeye: ...I didnīt realise that you are that...how could I explain it...HORNY ! MY GOD !
We really have to send you an inflatable doll ( good old Tenebra Doll TM. )..I guess Minos ībiological clock is OVERCLOCKED ! :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
30-03-2002, 05:44
I think it's natural to think about sex.
But if you think about it too much,then.....
You have a problem.
I guess Minos is full of..ehm...male hormones....I fear he might explode... :eek:
Whitewolf
30-03-2002, 11:54
Tostesterone.....
Is that it?
The other way round -----> TESTOSTERONE :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
30-03-2002, 12:19
Haha!
Getting rusty.....
tenebra_uk
30-03-2002, 12:31
Originally posted by Minos
BUT the sun did shine more when I was younger... summers were longer and warmer, and there was always snow at Christmas...
Curiously though, I've become less cynical and more mellow and tolerant as I've got older. And did I say I still think about sex a lot? :bounce:
See? :grngrin: NOW I notice the sunshine, I don't think snow is a pain and it's always Christmas tomorrow :grngrin: :bounce:
Originally posted by Diablo
YUK...Minos...donīt let me get ill...yuk...I donīt wanne think what you are doing while you read a grammatic book... :eek: :bigeye: ...I didnīt realise that you are that...how could I explain it...HORNY ! MY GOD !
We really have to send you an inflatable doll ( good old Tenebra Doll TM. )..I guess Minos ībiological clock is OVERCLOCKED ! :wierdblu: OK! Sorry, Di, but when you get older yourself you'll realise that you don't just stop thinking about sex. :eekblue: Frightening, but true.
What happens is that people prefer not to think about older people thinking about sex, that's all. And older people, realising this, say that they don't think about sex any more. Rather hypocritical, but more tasteful.
So, out of courtesy, I will stop now! :rollani:
Originally posted by tenebra
See? :grngrin: NOW I notice the sunshine, I don't think snow is a pain and it's always Christmas tomorrow :grngrin: :bounce: Right I suspect that Di is more likely to be the type to become cynical and pessimistic when he gets older... and will stop thinking about sex... :rollani:
When he is over 30 he will grow a beard and start writing letters to his local newpaper complaining about young people having too much fun (and sex)... :confblue:
He already complains about the snow and the cold and the dark at Chrismas! Born to be a grumpy old man... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
30-03-2002, 17:13
lol.
You can tell all that by reading his posts?
Amazing!
tenebra_uk
30-03-2002, 18:10
We'll have to brain-wash him a bit more :grntngue: When he is over 30 he will grow a beard and start writing letters to his local newpaper complaining about young people having too much fun (and sex)... Indeed, Simon :lolblue: :lolblue:
Haha..Tenny ! who of us isnīt that ACTIVE in the moment , huh ? YOU are over thirty...and YOU are complaining about my orgies... :grntngue: YOU are this person....and MINOS TOO ! :coolred:
P.S. I KNOW I WILL BE VERY ACTIVE EVEN WHEN I GOT OLDER ! :tup:
tenebra_uk
31-03-2002, 14:40
31 isn't that much over 30 (you little b****! :wierdblu: :rollani: ) Activity (or lack of it) depends on the fact that I haven't met anybody worth attention recently - and indeed I didn't apply myself too much in the quest either :grntngue: London is a big place though :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce:
BTW I never complained about your orgies :rollani:
Hey, I never complained about your orgies either! :eekblue:
I don't know... young people these days... *mumble mumble*
tsetse...Hey Tenny...NOW you complain about the fact the you are NOT that old ....but before....tse...What about that big 10 year difference you have spoken of.... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
01-04-2002, 11:54
Age is a sensitive thing,no? :)
Not for me.....yet.... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
01-04-2002, 16:26
Roar! :mad: :grntngue: It IS a sensitive matter indeed but only when people around you start panicking about their age or, worse, about YOUR age :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
01-04-2002, 16:29
hehe.
I make it a point to not ask the age of a lady.
Well...old Tenebra has A LOT experience... ;) :tup:
tenebra_uk
01-04-2002, 16:41
Well...old Tenebra has A LOT experience...
...and still a naive soul :grngrin:
Experienced Tenebra has got to go to the kitchen now and cook dinner for 7 people now :rollani: Catch you later guys! :grngrin:
A good naive hearted soul...I LIIKE YOUR SOUL ! GRRRRRR.... :grngrin: :tup:
HEY TENNY ! COOK FOR ME ! I AM HUNGRY ! MY PARENTS ARE AWAY....SHOW ME YOUR COOKING ABILITIES ! :rollani:
tenebra_uk
01-04-2002, 16:47
Catch the first flight and come over then...we'll find an extra chair :grngrin:
Hmm...sounds good...what are you cooking ? And who will come ? :grngrin: :tup:
Your niece as well..? :grntngue:
Whitewolf
01-04-2002, 17:49
Ooh!
Big family dinner?
Enjoy yourself :)
I hope she wonīt eat too much...Tenebra as a Sumo catcher..uiuiuiuiui... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
01-04-2002, 21:58
Yep, it was a family dinner...looks like I've become the family chef :rollani: Yes, Di, my niece was there as well and yes, she's very pretty...much prettier than I :grngrin: her picture is actually on the net - she's into gymnastic competitions - but I wouldn't dare giving you the link :wierdblu:
BTW I'm a (now weak) martial artist, lean and strong...nothing to do with sumo :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 07:51
lol.
Actually,you can intrepret it in a good way,tenebra.
Sumos are healthy people,you know :)
Just don't intrepret it to mean fat.....
Ok,so that's not easy.
Diablo!
*Bites Diablo*
EEK ! Whitey ! *slaps whitey*
Originally posted by tenebra
... but I wouldn't dare giving you the link :wierdblu:
Hey Tenny ! I am not such guy that likes small children...HELLO? She is only 10 !
Originally posted by tenebra
BTW I'm a (now weak) martial artist, lean and strong...nothing to do with sumo :wierdblu:
That could be very interesting in some special situations...hmm...I think...An elastic woman...hmm...not bad.. :grntngue: :tup:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 10:27
Ouch!
*lets go*
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 10:50
Eh?
I think you misintrepreted the previous message.
Ahh well....
*bites Diablo playfully*
woof!
Well..I like flexible women...thatīs all.. :grngrin:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 11:08
Flexibility is an essential survival skill :)
*continues to bite Diablo's tail*
ehem....we had this tail biting before.... :sour:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 11:24
But it's just for fun :)
*continues biting Diablo's tail*
...but you arenīt female....
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 11:56
What does being female have to do with anything?
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 14:59
Why females only?
tenebra_uk
02-04-2002, 16:18
Holy slippers! :eekblue: I'll keep my mouth shut :grntngue:
Hey Tenny ! I am not such guy that likes small children...HELLO? She is only 10 !
Considering your sms's when you knew she was playing with my mobile...I wouldn't think you've got a point here :rollani: ;)
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 16:25
Haha!
Someone has been very naughty....
tenebra_uk
02-04-2002, 16:32
Quite ;) They certainly weren't innocent messages :bigeye:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 16:34
*imagines Diablo sending an innocent SMS*
Erm....
Nope.
Originally posted by tenebra
Considering your sms's when you knew she was playing with my mobile...I wouldn't think you've got a point here :rollani: ;) I think this is probably what Di would call 'an innocent bit of fun."
Besides, unless they were really extreme, I don't suppose they'd do any harm to a ten-year-old. Kids of that age just don't understand the references, for obvious reasons.
As was being discussed before, they're innocent in the strict sense of the word, ie they don't have the knowledge or the experience that's what defines innocence, not whether they swear or make rude jokes. Many kids do that; it doesn't mean that sex actually means anything to them.
I think your niece is safe from Di! :confblue: :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 16:55
Ignorance is bliss.
Perhaps Minos is right,but I wouldn't expose a 10 year old to THAT kind of material.
Well, I didn't see the actual material, and no doubt it was all in very bad taste, but what I meant was that I shouldn't think a text message would do much harm.
I could be wrong of course... :bigeye: :eekblue:
Whitewolf
02-04-2002, 17:08
It might have an adverse effect on the 10 year old.
I've heard 3 year olds scolding their parents the 'F' word.
Well, I didn't say I was endorsing his behaviour (and as I said, I don't know what he actually wrote) but I sometimes feel people get these things out of proportion. They seem to forget they were ever kids themselves. It was only a text message, not a face-to-face conversation, and I doubt if he was propositioning her for sex or anything like that.
All I can say is that I posted a photo of my Yamaha FJ1100 with the nine-year-old daughter of some friends posing on it. I was half expecting Di to make some suggestive remark about what I'd been up to with her, but he didn't. In fact he made quite a point of not doing so.
I suspect that Tenebra could post the link to the photo of her niece without fear. We may be perverts here, but we're not going to cause harm or distress to a girl of ten.
Men may make ribald remarks, even about clearly underage girls, but it's just words to them; only a tiny minority would actually want to hurt a child. And if I'm wrong, please don't disillusion me.
tenebra_uk
02-04-2002, 20:21
Naa, all Di did was asking my niece if she intends to follow my footsteps with leather and heels...and then telling her he'll be waiting a few years to sleep with her :rollani: ;) As I said, niece wasn't affected in any ways as she would never read anything addressed to me unless I invite her to do so :grngrin:
I have no problem in giving the link, if only it worked today :rollani:
Originally posted by tenebra
Naa, all Di did was asking my niece if she intends to follow my footsteps with leather and heels...and then telling her he'll be waiting a few years to sleep with her :rollani: ;) As I said, niece wasn't affected in any ways as she would never read anything addressed to me unless I invite her to do so :grngrin:
So she didn't actually read it? But he was pushing it a bit if he thought she was going to naughty Di; you can get sent to prison for things like that... :eekblue:
Originally posted by tenebra
I have no problem in giving the link, if only it worked today :rollani: In view of what you said Di wrote, perhaps this is wise! She'd probably also have run the risk of being cut and pasted into an AITD background with Uncle Di wearing a dress... :wierdblu:
Originally posted by tenebra
...and then telling her he'll be waiting a few years to sleep with her ...
Hey ! SLOWLY ! AND CAREFUL PLEASE ! I NEVER SAID THAT I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER, OK ? I ONLY SAID THAT WHEN SHE IS AN ADULT I WILL BOOK HER AND YOU FOR A SESSION - NOT MORE !
I DON`T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SUCH PERVERT THINGS WITH CHILDRENS ! WHAT DID YOU SAY ! :madred: :sour:
I ALREADY TOLD MINOS WHAT I THINK OF THAT... :dark: :sour: :madred:
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:23
Relax,Diablo!
I am relaxed....but they should be careful to say the truth...this topic is TOO serious to make fun with.... :dark:
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:32
True.
But then again,this is a forum,right?
Take things with a pinch of salt.
A pinch of salt ? huh ? :bigeye:
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:39
Don't tkae things TOO seriously
Yeah...I tdonīt take it too seriuos...but perhaps some other person....you cannot be sure about who is reading all this... :dark:
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:47
Who knows?
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:52
Ahh well.
I guess it's all about moderation.
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 10:59
What does the government have to do with anythiing?
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 11:20
Well,that's their job,isn't it?
Thatīs what they get paid for...
Originally posted by Diablo
Yeah...I tdonīt take it too seriuos...but perhaps some other person....you cannot be sure about who is reading all this... :dark: Di makes a good point I took his remark as a harmless joke, and probably most others here did. I admit it's not the sort of joke I'd have made, but I doubt if Tenebra's niece would have been harmed even if she had read the message.
But you do wonder about what would happen if someone else were to read some of these pages...
As I've already said, children should obviously be protected, but you can go too far in the other direction. Overprotecting children can be counterproductive; after all, they're going to have to learn about life some day. And children learn about life by observing adults.
oh oh...Better they donīt observe me then... :eekblue: :eek:
Understudy
03-04-2002, 13:42
We should all have t-shirts or hats that say...
I'm not a adult - do not follow my example!
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 14:10
That would be a good T-shirt design :)
Yeah, quite! ;)
But of course that's just it. We were all children once; now we're adults. We don't expect children to remain like that when they grow up it would be unhealthy!
People always ruefully say things like "I hope they don't grow up like me!" But of course they do in broad principle at least. Adult behaviour does not, on average, change over the centuries. We don't like children to grow up, but that's the way it is...
Whitewolf
03-04-2002, 14:50
I suppose growing up and being young at heart is ok.
Childishness has no place in being an adult though.
Growing up ? When I was 13 or 14 I was as tall as my father...and he is not that small... :grngrin: :grntngue: :D :p :tup:
Whitewolf
04-04-2002, 12:23
lol.Me too.
Hee..
Now I am 15 centimetres taller than he ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
04-04-2002, 12:28
I'm only slightly taller than my dad.
And I've stopped growing,it seems :(
HAHA ! I am still over 20 centimetres taller than you !
Whitewolf
04-04-2002, 12:42
Yeah,I know :)
I'm short in your country,right?
Sorry to change the subject back to children again, but I just saw this on the letters page of today's Daily Telegraph, and couldn't resist posting it:
SIR despite the cynical times in which we live, my faith in childhood innocence has been restored.
On hearing that Will Young (he of Pop Idol fame) had "outed" himself as gay, my 10-year-old daughter declared: "He shouldn't have told anyone. Hell never get a girlfriend now."
Whitewolf
04-04-2002, 15:27
Haha!
Wierd.....
Are stars declaring themselves gay because they are,or because they want popularity?
A friende of mine declared gay on weekend...we didnīt know since 6 years.... :bigeye:
dcsumners
01-05-2002, 17:03
:madred: DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF US BRITS![/:madred:
:grngrin: FUNNY GUY !:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :tup: Brits are always amusing !:grngrin: :tup: :devil: :dark:
Originally posted by dcsumners
:madred: DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF US BRITS!:madred: ...we do it well enough ourselves... :tup: :rollani:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:01
lol.
:D
I donīt care what he said....just another nobody !:grngrin: :tup: :devil:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:11
lol.
Now now,that's not the way to welcome a new member :)
Hey...someone who post this in that way is a nobody who wants to make attention on hinmself !:grngrin:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:16
hehehe......
Bad Diablo! :D
,..thatīs why I chose that suiting name !:grngrin: :tup: :devil: :dark:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:28
Hehehehe......
I wonder what the real you is like :D
BELIEVE ME !....THAT IS my real behavior....:devil:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:36
Which is why I wonder sometimes.......
I'm scared!
Well...some people are really scared of me...but who cares...:grngrin: :devil:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 10:45
lol.
Well,you can add one more to that list of people who are scared of you :D
Well...you are still my number one on that list....who else then ?:grngrin:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 14:10
lol.
Erm....me?
Seriuosly though,I've been around people worse than you....sort of....
DON`T TALK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS IN THAT WAY, WHITEWOLF !:grngrin:
Whitewolf
02-05-2002, 17:57
lol.
No,not my parents :)
My classmates.......
I donīt really think that your classmetes are worse than me....noone is worse than me...:devil: :grntngue:
hey whitewolf
what īs the end of the story with this girl ??:bounce: :bounce:
Hmm...I guess she is his wife now....and now they have 7 children...:eek: :eekblue: :bigeye:
Whitewolf
14-05-2002, 17:58
*Growls at Diablo*
Well,I'm scared to actually approach the girl and start anything.I don't know what to do!
tenebra_uk
14-05-2002, 17:59
Just go for it!
Whitewolf
14-05-2002, 18:02
Aww hell,you're right,Tenebra.But.....
I'm scared!
itīs quite simple
ask her for a date
when she says no
you can search another girl and can forget her
but there is also the possibility that she says yes
and then
no problems anymore
nice dreams
and a lot RL fun:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Warspite
14-05-2002, 18:19
Show her the picture of you hugging Tenny - she will be insanely jealous:D
tenebra_uk
14-05-2002, 18:37
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Aww hell,you're right,Tenebra.But.....
I'm scared!
Stop shaking - just go!
2potscreama
14-05-2002, 19:46
How did this get from a question about rural wales to Whitewolfs love life (or lack of)?
Whitewolf
14-05-2002, 22:00
lol.
Well,Star Wars Episode II is coming,I have enough for 2 tickets.....
stavros89
14-05-2002, 22:01
dunno but its been a good read. sorry if i wasnt supposed to. just the days are long and the mind craves for something to do.:blush:
Whitewolf
14-05-2002, 22:03
lol.
Well,it's ok :)
tenebra_uk
15-05-2002, 11:07
Originally posted by Whitewolf
lol.
Well,Star Wars Episode II is coming,I have enough for 2 tickets.....
So, what are you waiting for? :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
15-05-2002, 14:06
For her to pick up the phone or go online so I can ask....
tenebra_uk
15-05-2002, 14:14
Are you saying she's not answering your phonecalls? :eekblue:
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