Spring resolution?

[tenebra_uk]

*turns left and right in disbelief* What on earth is going on? :eekblue: Everybody seems to be behaving, no arguments, no psychological slaughters, no food fights...:confblue: Is it something I've said? :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Should I taklk about a special skin....:grngrin: :tup:

[tenebra_uk]

Aaaaah! *grabs sledgehammer and starts running after Di*

Di, get that picture of me you have and see what might happen to you...that hammer is just a few steps from me :grntngue:

[Diablo]

You know what I want from you....so I will be the inferior part....HONEY ! Hey ...I am still standing here without trousers...why did you stop with our program....:grngrin: :angel: :p

[tenebra_uk]

Serious chasing needed here :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Hey ! I am guy with wishes....don´t disappoint me...Hey ! What do you want with that Sledgehammer ! ohoh....:eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Slam! :devil:

[Diablo]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! MY ARM ! Hmmmmm....I love girls in rage ! GO ON !:yum: :tup:

[Kolbeinn]

:bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

Sorry Kolbeinn :grngrin: I'm not the violent type but our friend Diablo often asks for physical punishment...shame he likes pain :grngrin:

[Diablo]

Especially when yYOU give me painful arguements...hhhmmm..to say it in Britney Spears´words..... "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME !" :grngrin: :tup:

[tenebra_uk]

Slam! :angel:

[Diablo]

:grngrin: :devil: AGAIN HONEY ! :bounce: :yum: I was a very bad boy last night....:p ;)

[tenebra_uk]

Slam! :angel:

Oh! My sledgehammer! :eekblue: You've broken it :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

hhmmm..I am feeling something moving upwards....:grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Are you getting cramps? :eekblue:

[Diablo]

huh ? No...I am getting like eveytime I am talking with you...you know....:grngrin: :tup:

[tenebra_uk]

I have telekinetic powers! :grngrin: I can move things from a distance :lolblue: :bounce: :bounce:

[Diablo]

I hope you can handle to move me to your flat !

[tenebra_uk]

I doubt it...but I think I can manage to make you bang your head against your door :lolblue: :lolblue:

[Diablo]

Try it baby ! Try it !...And I will send all your pics to a firm that builds inflatable dolls for lonesome hearts....:devil:

[tenebra_uk]

:eekblue: But they wouldn't be able to reproduce the telekinetic powers :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce:

[Diablo]

Well..who needs these abilities...the main important thing is your body !:tup:

[Minos]

What a disgusting conversation! I hope one of the moderators on this forum takes appropriate action! :eekblue: :rollani:

[Diablo]

Jealous Minos ? You only have to have a good relationship towards a special Mod....and then you can say what you want...I hope so at least....

[Minos]

You've got a point – I'd better be careful what I do with that photo of Tenebra... I'd been planning to put her head on the body of a male body-builder wearing only a spiked collar and holding a jar of Vaseline... :eekblue:

[Diablo]

Minos...slowly you are getting mysterious...:rolleyes:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Minos
You've got a point – I'd better be careful what I do with that photo of Tenebra... I'd been planning to put her head on the body of a male body-builder wearing only a spiked collar and holding a jar of Vaseline... :eekblue:

:eekblue: Simon, you wouldn't really...would you? :confblue:

[Diablo]

I am making sorrows about Minos....I fear that he sits in front of the computer all day , in a small dark room, eating potatoe chips, drinking cola and getting fatter and fatter....MINOS !

DO SOMETHING OF YOU LIFE !:eek:

[tenebra_uk]

Coke and chips? Naa, that doesn't sound like Simon at all. He's the moderate type, no snacks in between meals and only the occasional cup of tea :grntngue:

[Diablo]

..but really sane ? I don´t really know ...tse...:confblue:

[tenebra_uk]

That's another question :lolblue: I guess we all know the answer...

[Diablo]

Well...I guess we look for a word with two letters....I give a hint.....it begins with a "N" and ends with "O" ....And might that be....I know it´s very difficult...

[tenebra_uk]

Imagine having Si as a neighbour...:eekblue: That would really freak me out :confblue:

[Diablo]

Well..I guess he will buy a telescope and watches young ladies getting undressed in the neighbourhouse....slime coming out from his mouth and so on...:eekblue: :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

He HAS a telescope! :eekblue: He claims he uses it to contemplate the stars...do you believe him? :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

I fear he looks at the girls´ "BIG TWO STARS".....always making mysterious voices...:bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

Yes...all those weird books he reads...that thing about smearing honey...:wierdblu:

[Diablo]

VOYEUR BIBLES ! :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

...and De Sade! :eekblue:

[Diablo]

FETISHLOVE !:eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

He spends his nights walking alone around the countryside :wierdblu: Do you think he howls to the moon? :eekblue:

[Diablo]

Well...no....he is just addicted to animals....wolves to be correct...:eek:

[tenebra_uk]

I thought he was more into... erm, I better shut up, I'm supposed to set an example :grngrin:

[Diablo]

I fear he will be angry when he reads this...hihi...:grngrin:

[Minos]

Hmm... you should be careful making provocative remarks about someone who has photographs of you... and Adobe Photoshop... :eekblue:

As a matter of fact the description of me sitting in front of the computer eating snacks is surprisingly accurate – except for the getting fat bit. I don't think my weight has altered much since I was about twenty (unlike most of my mates...)

Anyway, what do you mean, weird books? Stories like Angela Carter's The Company of Wolves seem normal enough to me! Have you seen the film adaptation, directed by Neil Jordan? It's toned down a bit from the original, but it has some great scenes in it. If you haven't seen it I recommend it – it's what you might call the true story of Little Red Riding Hood (Rotkäppchen). Then say you think I have weird tastes... :wierdblu:

"Those are the voices of my brothers – I love the company of wolves."

And don't knock walking around on the moors at the dead of night until you've tried it yourself. It's doing things like that that made me what I am. :rollani:

[Minos]

Oh yes! I've now completed Myst III: Exile. Easy! Now perhaps I can get back to those photos of Tenebra and Whitewolf... :tup:

[Diablo]

Phew...he forgot me.....I am lucky....:grngrin: :tup:

[Warspite]

I've wandered around Cheshire in the middle of the night myself actually..usually at Alderley Edge, and usually accompanied by a lady..ahem...

So, Minos, seen any witches on your prowls?:blush:

[Minos]

Unfortunately not... though I did go up to the Edge on Halloween once; a really weird experience. There were literally hundreds of people there, probably well over a thousand, and many of them were wearing those fluorescent plastic tubes that glow with a greenish light, either round their arms or ankles. They were all wandering over the Edge in continuous processions, and since it was of course pitch dark, all you could see were the glowing loops of these fluorescent tubes threading their way along the footpaths that twist through the woods. Surreal, but sadly unphotographable.

The moorland walks I was talking about were generally more to the east, visiting places like Cluelow Cross and the ruined Errwood Hall for example – places which will be recognised by readers of Alan Garner's children's books...

Trips like this can be a bit spooky sometimes but generally I find the experience very peaceful – it's so utterly quiet and solitary. Also, if I'm in one of the spots which overlooks the Cheshire Plain, I can see the street lights of all the towns and cities of Cheshire and Lancashire – Manchester alone must pump out a few megawatts of light pollution, turning the sky orange.


http://www.snark.fsnet.co.uk/Cluelow.jpg
The headless Cluelow Cross in the mist, backlit by flash

[Minos]

Originally posted by Diablo
Phew...he forgot me.....I am lucky....:grngrin: :tup: Don't worry, I'm trying to think of something special for you... :rollani:

[Diablo]

Ohoh....I better did not argue with Minos...:eekblue:

[Warspite]

I love spooky old England sometimes - we dont have bears or wolves, but some parts of the country just give you a chill...and I always find it scary when you find bits of Wellington bomber or half a Tornado in a stream . Kinder Scout is good for at least a couple of Phantom Fighter squadrons!!:eekblue:

[Diablo]

I bet you have bears where you live...just take a look at some older girls...haha...:grngrin: :tup: ..if you got what I mean..

[Warspite]

What, you mean girls MY age?:sour:

[Diablo]

no ! Some older girls ! whose shavers are broken...:grngrin:

[Kolbeinn]

*gets out shovel, digs up thread

Stumbling across a seven-hundred year skeleton whilst out in the woods on a dark night would be pretty spooky.

[Warspite]

Finding one that hadn't had time to turn into a skeleton, and was in fact still oozing blood, would be worse.
Especially if you were running around in the buff..ahem..I mean, I'm sure it happens.. :blush: running around in the buff I mean...

[2potscreama]

Goooooooood grief.............

[Kolbeinn]

What? You mean you don't run around naked, in dark forests, near corpses? bah. I don't believe you. :p

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Kolbeinn
Stumbling across a seven-hundred year skeleton whilst out in the woods on a dark night would be pretty spooky.

Have you done that? :eekblue:

[Whitewolf]

That IS very spooky!

[Kolbeinn]

Thankfully no. I was just thinking of things that would spook me.

[Warspite]

Dude, what the chuff were you doing posting a reply at 3.21 am?
Had you just been for a run through the woods in the buff? :D

[tenebra_uk]

Would that be unusual? :confblue:

[pandion]

If you were talking about DI I wouldn't be surprised :grntngue:

but who know's about Kolbeinn :rolleyes:

[Diablo]

Hey...I am not in the woods...and still not runnning !