Warspite - Belgian seagulls

[tenebra_uk]

Warspite, now I know what you were talking about...holy slippers! :eekblue:

[Warspite]

Have you turned into Batmans sidekick?

Actually, I'm quite surprised HM Customs let you in - I had a word with one of my contacts , and they said they would keep an eye on you. Maybe they are just going to follow you around for a bit before they set the MI5 anti-vampoire squad loose.:D

[tenebra_uk]

Actually I've been told I will be given an Import Licence and will be free after a 35 day in-house quarantine period :bounce: :bounce:

Obviously they are quite naive...wait to see what will happen on the 36th day :dark:

[Understudy]

Maybe they'll realise how dark and twisted you are before then, and send you back. :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

Better get my :angel: mask ready :grntngue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Better get my :angel: mask ready :grntngue:

With that number of post you should take your :devil: mask ready instead :D

[tenebra_uk]

Geez, I hadn't realised that! :eekblue: Thanks, Commander :grngrin:

[Warspite]

I am going to have to divert to the British coast to save my island from The Beast!!!

I have issued the ships chaplain with a bazooka - and a big pointy stick just in case

[tenebra_uk]

I shall fight back by throwing Belgian chocolates at you :wierdblu:

[Warspite]

Oh no please...don't do that...I really dont know how I will cope with being smothered in chocolate..ooh I'm so scared etc...

*did that sound mocking enough?*:devil:

[tenebra_uk]

It's just because you haven't met Minos' infamous killer ants :devil:...yet...:dark: :grntngue:

[Warspite]

Now if you'd mentioned Minos in the first place..:eek:
That puts a different perspective on things..anyway, I wasn't threatening anyone, I was just joking...honest..

*"Engine room?Gimme full reverse!! Quick!*:blush:

[tenebra_uk]

Too late...Sorry, the ants are already after you :dark: :grntngue:

[Understudy]

Vicious unstoppable killer ants :eekblue: .

Perfect killing machines..... unless they are cunningly distracted by a pile of sugar, or rotting fruit.:grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
Vicious unstoppable killer ants :eekblue: .

Perfect killing machines..... unless they are cunningly distracted by a pile of sugar, or rotting fruit.:grntngue:

Hmm...mine are pretty snob...only chocolate or honey will do :grntngue:

[Understudy]

Must be the Milan version. Scummy London Killer Ants will eat anything (small childern and warships included)

[tenebra_uk]

I've introduced them to the pleasures of life :grngrin:

[Warspite]

Completely separate subject - but..

have you read about the super ant colony in France and Spain?
There is a single ant colony(imported Argentine ants) that is 4000 miles long, assimilating all in its path.
Apparently there is a local ant colony in Southern Portugal that is fighting for its life againt the super ants!! How mad is that?:confused:

[tenebra_uk]

See where mine come from? :grngrin:


BTW :eekblue: Where did you read that from?

[alexp]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1932000/1932509.stm

now I really am going for lunch ;)

[Understudy]

heh.. Asssimilated..... Borg Ants?:rollani:

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

I've really got to get these knee-jerk techie responses out of my system :bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

Cheers, mate ;) Beware of crawiling things :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

"A species of Argentine ant introduced into Europe about 80 years ago has developed the largest supercolony ever recorded.
It stretches 6,000 kilometres - from northern Italy, through the south of France to the Atlantic coast of Spain - with billions of related ants occupying millions of nests. "

See what I meant :wierdblu:

Tenebra
Mistress of the Killer Ants Kingdom

[Warspite]

I shouldn't really be telling you this...but I have speen speaking to another "acquaintance", and HMG is secretly dropping special forces training officers, and lots of tubes of super glue to the Portugese resistance ants.

Long live the resistance!!!:bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

Hmmm...have you washed the chocolate off your skin :wierdblu:

[Warspite]

No - I got a minion to do it for me:devil:

[tenebra_uk]

I actually had to look it up :blush: I dare not answer :blush:

[Warspite]

Privelege of rank and all that - you should try getting some, they really are fab:bounce:

[tenebra_uk]

Are they expensive? :confblue:

[Warspite]

Not if you shell their homes to pieces first - they are usually quite pliant after a damned good thrashing:devil:

[2potscreama]

Originally posted by Warspite
I shouldn't really be telling you this...but I have speen speaking to another "acquaintance", and HMG is secretly dropping special forces training officers, and lots of tubes of super glue to the Portugese resistance ants.

Long live the resistance!!!:bigeye:

You're a sad, sad man...

rofl

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Warspite
Not if you shell their homes to pieces first

I'm good at that :grngrin: will send you at pic to prove it :grntngue: