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MINOS - AN EROTIC PLEASURE !
Hey anybody heard of the famous erotic-technique "MINOS"...I guess itīs a bit like Kamasutra...:blush:
Well, it's possible that it's something only I can do... it's a combination of the most exciting techniques of the Kama Sutra.
Not everyone will be able to manage this... :grntngue:
(Vegetables may be used in some stages... it can also be done as a board game, if you feel like a challenge... :yum: )
Yuk !...are you really that flexible and moveable? I donīt want to imagine how you will do it....and with whome...
Do you use any accessoires ?:eek:
Very witty! I of course mean that not every man will be able to manage the techniques involved. :confblue:
But I'd better not go into the details on a public forum... :eekblue:
Well...I left that option for that poll... :grngrin: :tup:
well...remeber your melon-fetish Minos ?
I know you get hot now ! :bigeye: :eekblue: :bigeye:
EAT THIS !
http://www.mathsyear2000.org/numberland/95/melons.jpg
Exactly! You should have left the option:
"All of these."
And melons would certainly work... but if you can remember the melons, can you remember the use of carrots? (Or indeed candles... you posted a remarkable photo on the US forum...)
Well...playing with candles in context with Tenny or Daisy ?...Yep ! I know it !
Hey..where is Tenny ..shewanted that thread here....:rollani: :bounce:
She's probably keeping well out of this... but this was the photo I meant:
http://www.syncnet.com/mall/lana/candle.gif
Does that bring back memories of anything? :eekblue:
Ah...yes ! Me and my candle....nice pic !:grngrin:
Hey! Is someone cheating?
At the poll at the top it says: Total - 3 votes.
...but there are seven votes on the graph!
...or is there something wrong with my browser? :bigeye:
No ! Everything ok ! NEW FEATURE ! MULTI-VOTES AVAILABLE ! COOL huh ?:grngrin:
Hmm... I've just seen the bit about moderators being allowed to edit the poll...
I suspect Tenebra has been arranging things behind my back...
I feared as much... is nothing sacred? :frownblu:
P.S. How much did you offer her?
Whitewolf
19-05-2002, 16:35
eek!
I'm curious,but I think it's better for me not to know about some.....things.....yet.
Normally I wouldn't advocate ignorance, but in this case you may be right... :wierdblu:
...at least the bit about playing Minos as a board game it many lead to spinal injuries in some cases. :rollani:
Hey Whitey ....you cannot start early enough with being confronted with such topics...:eek: :grntngue:
Whitewolf
19-05-2002, 18:50
Actually,I'm....scared....about such topics.
With good reason! :wierdblu:
You've seen what moral degenerates the others on this forum are! Stick to a nice bit of kissing and caressing on the sofa preserve your virginity! :angel:
...and pray for my soul should Tenebra see those remarks further up this thread... :eekblue:
Whitewolf
20-05-2002, 08:54
lol.
I'm sure Tenebra isn't that bad,right?
RIGHT ! She is my cutie !:yum:
Whitewolf
21-05-2002, 10:18
Yours?
Ouch!
2potscreama
21-05-2002, 11:26
Only cos she hits him with that sledgehammer. Pervert.
not only with her sledgehammer...YUMMY TENEBRA ! :yum:
tenebra_uk
21-05-2002, 19:57
Originally posted by Diablo
not only with her sledgehammer...YUMMY TENEBRA ! :yum:
Hey, you haven't forgotten about my whip, have you :wierdblu: :grngrin:
Ah, how nice to be back - sorry about my disappearance, I was travelling back from Antwerp :grngrin:
You make me really proud, guys, you're just growing more and more pervert every day :grngrin:
...and pray for my soul should Tenebra see those remarks further up this thread...
Simon, you know I love reading :wierdblu: Just collecting my thoughts before I answer :dark:
I'll post my vote now :devil:
Hey Tenny...I am not getting more and more pervert...I always was that... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
22-05-2002, 00:53
Trust me, Di, you're getting worse too :grntngue:
As long as you like that and we both can "use" it .....itīs ok... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
22-05-2002, 14:26
Holy slippers! :eekblue: Use...what? :confblue:
..my perversion....hehe... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
22-05-2002, 14:37
Now, I thought Minos was your object of desire :eekblue:
Understudy
22-05-2002, 14:38
Originally posted by Diablo
..my perversion....hehe... :grntngue:
Remember kids,
Before using something as dangerous as this:
get the bill payer's permission
work under competent. mature supervision
without the affects of drugs or alcohol
:grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin:
no ! I got a liscense of being pervert...itīs in my genes..Hey Tenny ...you are my DESIRE ! Forgot it ? :grntngue: :yum: :devil:
Understudy
22-05-2002, 14:53
Originally posted by Diablo
no ! I got a liscense of being pervert...itīs in my genes..Hey Tenny ...you are my DESIRE ! Forgot it ? :grntngue: :yum: :devil:
Thats good, I think you need it....
Unforunately, your Dad pays the bills, so he'll have to watch..... :eekblue:
(Does you pervert license cover that???? :wierdblu: )
Whitewolf
22-05-2002, 16:10
Licence for being a pervert?
Yikes!
Poor Tenebra!
My license covers everything ! :grngrin: :tup:
I got free hand on doing things on my own.... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
22-05-2002, 16:51
Yikes!
EVERYTHING?
Even........men?
*hides under couch*
Well..My acts are only limited by girls...no men ! Only hetero things....yuk ! :eekblue:
Whitewolf
22-05-2002, 16:57
lol.
Limited by girls,eh?
Hehehe
...limited to girls I mean.... :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
22-05-2002, 17:38
lol.
Poor girls.......
WHAT ? POOR GIRLS ? They can be proud to have somebody like me ! :coolred:
Understudy
22-05-2002, 17:56
Originally posted by Diablo
WHAT ? POOR GIRLS ? They can be proud to have somebody like me ! :coolred:
I've always said that there's nothing like being modest.....
:lolblue: :lolblue:
BTW: I suppose carrying all that ego arround must keep you quite fit! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
22-05-2002, 20:02
Originally posted by Diablo
I got free hand on doing things on my own.... :grntngue:
:lolblue: How do you think that sounds :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: *grasping for breath*
Yuk..Tenny ..that is an insider joke....hehe... :p :bored: :blush:
tenebra_uk
22-05-2002, 20:14
:lolblue: You're just making it sound worse and worse with every post :lolblue:
YEP ! My little handsome cutie ! :bounce: :yum:
Whitewolf
23-05-2002, 05:23
Originally posted by Understudy
BTW: I suppose carrying all that ego arround must keep you quite fit! :grntngue:
Not to mention all that testosterone.:D
....and a lot more without loooking fat ! GREAT ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
23-05-2002, 13:09
lol.
When you speak of 'fat',it reminds me of that picture of yours...
Nice skirt......
hehe
Fat ? Who is fat ? ME definately NOT !
Whitewolf
23-05-2002, 16:52
lol.
I'm not saying you're fat.
I'm saying...erm.....saying.....
Arrgh.Nevermind :D
I got a nice body ! :grngrin:
Whitewolf
23-05-2002, 17:25
lol.
That has been destroyed by a skirt!Wahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
*rolling on floor*s
Hey ! The nice dress underlined my thin well-proportioned body ! :grntngue:
Whitewolf
23-05-2002, 17:33
WAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHA......
*cough*
Ow......
*puts paws over stomach*
Donīt scratch you stomach !...BTW....STAR WARS EPISODE 2 IS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
01-06-2002, 15:17
Ow.....Stomach hurts......too much laughing.....
I wanna watch Star Wars Ep II!
June and you still didnīt see it...HAHA ! *punshes Whitewolfīs stomach heavily*
Whitewolf
02-06-2002, 16:42
Ow!
*yelps*
That hurt!
*Bites Diablo*
Argh ! I am fed up with biting small children....Tenny ? Are you free for some private games ? :grntngue: :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
02-06-2002, 19:00
:rolleyes: *looking at the post above" :wierdblu:
I'm back home! :bounce: :bounce:
Good....like I said I am fed up with childish games....Tenny...you know what that means...ehem....
69 ? Ok Tenny ? Are you ready ? :yum:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 09:26
:rolleyes: :eekblue: :lolblue:
Hey...YES or NO !?
no confusing smileys allowed...
Whitewolf
03-06-2002, 15:54
*looks at posts*
Erm.....
*turns around,lies down and covers eyes with paws*
Argh ! You donīt have any clue whatīs going on Whitewolf !
Time to get into bed now... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:03
Hi Wolfy! :bounce: :bounce: Take your paws off your eyes! :grngrin:
WOW ! Time for some education by Tenebra ! That will be pervert ! :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:08
I am not going to educate anybody :wierdblu:
Our great teacher Tenebra !
Now...come on !
Lesson one:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:10
I shall have a glass of rhum and coke :grngrin: wait :grngrin:
Ok..now start the public lesson...
For any private lessons you can contact me via pm... ;)
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:21
I would never endanger your pure little souls :dark:
My soul is big and dark enough....you would like it....I know it ! :dark:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:30
I would eat it up :dark: :yum:
"It" ? I know that you would and must eat "IT" !!!
hehehehe... :devil: :yum:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:34
Pervert! :lolblue:
ME? Pervert? YES ! :devil:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:43
It's that what you have in your id card? Marc the Pervert? :lolblue:
:grntngue: no....nearly the same.."MARC CARL HEINZ"... :eek:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:55
That's more or less the same :lolblue:
Hey...writing "Carl" with "C" is quiet trendy and cool ! ;) :p
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 17:22
You poser! :lolblue: Maybe I should write my name as Kiara to be cool then :grntngue:
Whitewolf
03-06-2002, 19:16
*takes paws off eyes*
Are you sure it's okay,Tenebra?
I'm scared of Diablo!
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 21:28
Sure, Wolfie :dark: You know I can keep Di quiet :grngrin: Not really, but I always manage to divert his attention somehow :grngrin:
Yep...Tenny knows how to handle me ! ... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 11:20
Erm, handle you, Di? :eekblue:
Whitewolf
04-06-2002, 14:03
lol!
I'm starting to wonder if he really can be handled.......
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 14:05
Nope, but he can be whipped :grngrin:
Whitewolf
04-06-2002, 14:23
hehehe.......
*Gives Tenebra a whip*
Shall we?
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 14:26
Of course! :grngrin: Actually, I'm listening to some music and I was about to post something pretty nasty about Di :grngrin: He's so inspiring :grntngue:
But he's not online, there's no pleasure in taking the mick when he's not around :rollani:
Honey ! I am here ! I am inspiring? Wow ! I didnīt know that !...So post something nasty now ! :grntngue: ...hey where are you by the way...you seem to be online but no response...tse...girls ! :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
04-06-2002, 19:43
lol.
Just post anyway.He'll come online,see it,and reply to it.
Besides,I wanna see it too!lol
Are you talking of me , Whitewolf !?! :grngrin:
Whitewolf
05-06-2002, 12:33
Nope.lol
I'm wondering what Tenebra wanted to post.......
But who is "he" in your post ? Tenebra ? :bigeye:
Understudy
05-06-2002, 12:42
Originally posted by Diablo
But who is "he" in your post ? Tenebra ? :bigeye: The Cat's father! ( or mother - thats still being debated!)
Whitewolf
05-06-2002, 12:45
lol.
Is that 'he' Diablo?
What the hell are you talking about cats ? huh? :confused: :eek: :bigeye:
Whitewolf
05-06-2002, 12:48
Cats?What cats?
Understudy
05-06-2002, 12:48
More stupid English sayings...... sorry! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
05-06-2002, 12:49
:lolblue: :lolblue: Di, there is a full new thread for you :grngrin: Song Inspiring Memeber...start from page one and read it all...we think you might have unusual skills :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I read some posts...yuk...how flattering to me...
tenebra_uk
05-06-2002, 12:58
I don't think there are many blokes out there with tele-insemination abilities :grntngue:
Whitewolf
05-06-2002, 13:00
Tele-WHAT?!
ewww.......
Girls and technique ! tse !
They even donīt know what they are talking of ! :grngrin:
Don't worry about it, Di!
The men are simply jealous of your body because the women desire it so much.
...my interest is purely that of a surgeon...
I REALLY HOPE SO MINOS ! :wierdblu: I donīt hope you are another secret "Hinterlader"...
Hmm...I really know some girls that are willing to get my body... :yum: :grngrin:
Ah! I see you haven't forgotten about SweetHepziba! :grntngue:
...now there's someone who lusted after your body... :rollani:
Whitewolf
06-06-2002, 18:02
LOL!
Speaking of which,where did SweetHepziba go?
I donīt know....havenīt you seen "PULP FICTION" ? I think it was the black guy with this strange red ball in his mouth...hmm...what games did they play with him afterwards... :bigeye:
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