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tenebra_uk
29-05-2002, 20:41
Since I will be riding the clouds in a few days :grngrin: I shall be offline till Sunday :rollani:
Now, make me really proud of you all and fill this thread with the most surreal stuff you can think of :bounce: :bounce:
I don't think you want something surreal created by me – you may regret it – so I shall cheat and give you someone else's surrealism instead; have one of Lord Dunsany's bizarre tales...
The Distressing Tale of Thangobrind the Jeweller and of the Doom that Befell Him
Lord Dunsany
When Thangobrind the jeweller heard the ominous cough, he turned at once upon that narrow way. A thief was he, of very high repute, being patronized by the lofty and elect, for he stole nothing smaller than the Moomoo’s egg, and in all his life stole only four kinds of stone — the ruby, the diamond, the emerald, and the sapphire; and, as jewellers go, his honesty was great. Now there was a Merchant Prince who had come to Thangobrind and had offered his daughter’s soul for the diamond that is larger than the human head and was to be found on the lap of the spider-idol, Hlo-hlo, in his temple of Moung-ga-ling; for he had heard that Thangobrind was a thief to be trusted.
Thangobrind oiled his body and slipped out of his shop, and went secretly through byways, and got as far as Snarp, before anyone knew that he was out on business again or missed his sword from its place under the counter. Thence he moved only by night, hiding by day and rubbing the edges of his sword, which he called Mouse because it was swift and nimble. The jeweller had subtle methods of travelling; nobody saw him cross the plains of Zid; nobody saw him come to Mursk or Tlun. O, but he loved shadows! Once the moon peeping out unexpectedly from a tempest had betrayed an ordinary jeweller; not so did it undo Thangobrind: the watchman only saw a crouching shape that snarled and laughed: "’Tis but a hyena," they said. Once in the city of Ag one of the guardians seized him, but Thangobrind was oiled and slipped from his hand; you scarcely heard his bare feet patter away. He knew that the Merchant Prince awaited his return, his little eyes open all night and glittering with greed; he knew how his daughter lay chained up and screaming night and day. Ah, Thangobrind knew. And had he not been out on business he had almost allowed himself one or two little laughs. But business was business, and the diamond that he sought still lay on the lap of Hlo-hlo, where it had been for the last two million years since Hlo-hlo created the world and gave unto it all things except that precious stone called Dead Man’s Diamond. The jewel was often stolen, but it had a knack of coming back again to the lap of Hlo-hlo. Thangobrind knew this, but he was no common jeweller and hoped to outwit Hlo-hlo, perceiving not the trend of ambition and lust and that they are vanity.
How nimbly he threaded his way through the pits of Snood! – now like a botanist, scrutinising the ground; now like a dancer, leaping from crumbling edges. It was quite dark when he went by the towers of Tor, where archers shoot ivory arrows at strangers lest any foreigner should alter their laws, which are bad, but not to be altered by mere aliens. At night they shoot by the sound of the strangers’ feet. O, Thangobrind, Thangobrind, was ever a jeweller like you! He dragged two stones behind him by long cords, and at these the archers shot. Tempting indeed was the snare that they set in Woth, the emeralds loose-set in the city’s gate; but Thangobrind discerned the golden cord that climbed the wall from each and the weights that would topple upon him if he touched one, and so he left them, though he left them weeping, and at last came to Theth. There all men worship Hlo-hlo; though they are willing to believe in other gods, as missionaries attest, but only as creatures of the chase for the hunting of Hlo-hlo, who wears Their halos, so these people say, on golden hooks along his hunting-belt. And from Theth he came to the city of Moung and the temple of Moung-ga-ling, and entered and saw the spider-idol, Hlo-hlo, sitting there with Dead Man’s Diamond glittering on his lap, and looking for all the world like a full moon, but a full moon seen by lunatic who had slept too long in its rays, for there was in Dead Man’s Diamond a certain sinister look and a boding of things to happen that are better not mentioned here. The face of the spider-idol was lit by that fatal gem; there was no other light. In spite of his shocking limbs and that demoniac body, his face was serene and apparently unconscious.
A little fear came into the mind of Thangobrind the jeweller, a passing tremor — no more; business was business and he hoped for the best. Thangobrind offered honey to Hlo-hlo and prostrated himself before him. Oh, he was cunning! When the priests stole out of the darkness to lap up the honey they were stretched senseless on the temple floor, for there was a drug in the honey that was offered to Hlo-hlo. And Thangobrind the jeweller picked Dead Man’s Diamond up and put it on his shoulder and trudged away from the shrine; and Hlo-hlo the spider-idol said nothing at all, but he laughed softly as the jeweller shut the door. When the priests awoke out of the grip of the drug that was offered with the honey to Hlo-hlo, they rushed to a little secret room with an outlet on the stars and cast a horoscope of the thief. Something that they saw in the horoscope seemed to satisfy the priests.
It was not like Thangobrind to go back by the road by which he had come. No, he went by another road, even though it led to the narrow way, night-house and spider-forest.
The city of Moung went towering by behind him, balcony above balcony, eclipsing half the stars, as he trudged away with his diamond. He was not easy as he trudged away. Though when a soft pittering as of velvet feet arose behind him he refused to acknowledge that it might be what he feared, yet the instincts of his trade told him that it is not well when any noise whatever follows a diamond by night, and this was one of the largest that had ever come to him in the way of business. When he came to the narrow way that leads to spider-forest, Dead Man’s Diamond feeling cold and heavy, and the velvety footfall seeming fearfully close, the jeweller stopped and almost hesitated. He looked behind him; there was nothing there. he listened attentively; there was no sound now. Then he thought of the screams of the Merchant Prince’s daughter, whose soul was the diamond’s price, and smiled and went stoutly on. There watched him, apathetically, over the narrow way, that grim and dubious woman whose house is the Night. Thangobrind, hearing no longer the sound of suspicious feet, felt easier now. He was all but come to the end of the narrow way, when the woman listlessly uttered that ominous cough.
The cough was too full of meaning to be disregarded. Thangobrind turned round and saw at once what he feared. The spider-idol had not stayed at home. The jeweller put his diamond gently upon the ground and drew his sword called Mouse. And then began that famous fight upon the narrow way in which the grim old woman whose house was Night seemed to take so little interest. To the spider-idol you saw at once it was all a horrible joke. To the jeweller it was grim earnest. He fought and panted and was pushed back slowly along the narrow way, but he wounded Hlo-hlo all the while with terrible long gashes all over his deep, soft body till Mouse was slimy with blood. But at last the persistent laughter of Hlo-hlo was too much for the jeweller’s nerves, and, once more wounding his demoniac foe, he sank aghast and exhausted by the door of the house called Night at the feet of the grim old woman, who having uttered once that ominous cough interfered no further with the course of events. And there carried Thangobrind the jeweller away those whose duty it was, to the house where the two men hang, and taking down from his hook the left-hand one of the two, they put that venturous jeweller in his place; so that there fell on him the doom that he feared, as all men know though it is so long since, and there abated somewhat the ire of the envious gods.
And the only daughter of the Merchant Prince felt so little gratitude for this great deliverance that she took to respectability of a militant kind, and became aggressively dull, and called her home the English Riviera, and had platitudes worked in worsted upon her tea-cosy, and in the end never died, but passed away at her residence.
Too long for a forum message? Well, I don't think these Net junkies read enough good literature, that's my excuse... :bounce:
Am I not surreal enough for you , Chiara ? :grntngue: :tup:
There! That little lot should have impressed her with the boundless wit and intellectual depth of this forum's members! :rollani:
Well...it´s a bit poor that only we two want to make Tenny proud..tse...poor Tenny ! Hey where the gentlemen out there ?
Here is a good looking woman that wants to get made happy!
hhmm...No volunteers ? Ok....I think I have to do this job again...hmm... :yum:
Hardwire
02-06-2002, 13:43
Thought you said she wanted to be made HAPPY and YOU are doing the job?
;-)
Well..I will make her happy ! And she knows that ! Just wait until she gets online again...She will told you I can !
BTW....Normally she should be online today...hmm.. :rolleyes:
tenebra_uk
02-06-2002, 18:56
I am ! :grngrin: I was hoping I would find this thread full of nonsense... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
02-06-2002, 21:15
Stick Boy and Match Girl in love
Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up pretty quick.
A genius called Tim Burton :grntngue:
Do you want to tell me something Tenebra ? :eek:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 09:19
:eekblue: No, just a little touch of burtonism :grngrin:
awww... I wanted to change my name to Stick Boy then...ok...I stay Diablo...Well...I like Tim Burton very much ! He is really grreat !
How was the film called he made ...with all the skelletons...helloween something...
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 09:45
The Nightmare Before Christmas :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce: But you should also watch his previous films...get Edward Scissorhand, it's nice and dark :grngrin:
Ha Chiara ! If you believe it or not ...I saw that film with my grandmother in cinema !
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 10:18
I won't tell you where I watched that film the first time :grntngue: but I watched it again last Saturday :grngrin:
Ok...send me a pm...I want to know where you saw it thw first time !
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 11:12
No :grngrin:
ok...keep it for yourself...I AM PROTESTING NOW....I won´t talk to you unless you say it...I have a stronger will than you...you remember the last call?
:devil:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 12:49
I have a stronger will than you :lolblue: And you claim you know me? :grntngue:
as good as you know me ! Remember the phone call?
YOU LOST !!!
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 15:32
Never lost anything I wasn't ok to lose :grntngue:
I'm strong willed, not stubborn :grntngue:
You mean that I am stubborn? Ha !
I have won ! And that counts ! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:05
You are sure you have won? What have you gained? :grntngue:
..that I didn´t met you.... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:09
That's a victory! :lolblue:
ok then...I lost..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:15
It depends from the point of view...your life and innocence could have been damaged forever :dark:
Chiara..I am truely honest now...YOU have lost any innocense ! SURELY !
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:26
Me? I am very innocent...I just have the ability of making people lose theirs :grngrin:
No with me, I fear....sorry ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:31
Yes...you look after your integrity and purity :lolblue:
Argh ! I give up ! You won´t understand Chiara ! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:36
Huh? Have I said something wrong? :confblue:
NO ! I give up ! I resign..argh ! :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 16:49
That sounds bad...no questions but I apologise for anything wrong I might have said :confblue:
It was just a joke Tenny ! Nothing more ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
03-06-2002, 23:39
Good to hear that, Di :p
BTW, Simon, I took the time to read your post a couple of times (I'm slow sometimes :grngrin: ) :tup: You really seem to have a thing for honey, don't you? :wierdblu:
WingCommander
04-06-2002, 00:31
Originally posted by tenebra
I am ! :grngrin: I was hoping I would find this thread full of nonsense... :rollani:
Hey! don't tell me you don't find nosense here! Oh come on!
We have got a british guy that wastes a lot of his time writting a Lord Dunsany's bizarre tale,
We have got also a talking wolf that keeps trying to bite another of us,
then we have got Diablo himself that continously tries to beat the posts record by not telling more than one (and generally incomplete) sentence in each post,
of course me, totally nosense myself as you should have already discovered,
a moderator that becomes moderator without posting any post (ask Diablo if this is nosense or not)
and another italian moderator that far away of calming down things, starts a whole thread to see what point of incoherence can we reach!
If this is not nosense... :wierdblu: :grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 00:40
Ta daaaa! :grngrin:
You just got such a spot-on picture of the whole thing! :bounce: :bounce: :grngrin: Do you really think I am a moderator ? That should actually read the provoker :grngrin:
There are just 2 people making any sense at all around here:
1. you (WingCommander)
2. Understudy (sometimes :grngrin: )
Now, it's my next goal in life to make you lose any logic you might possibly have :dark: :grngrin:
WingCommander
04-06-2002, 01:03
Originally posted by tenebra
There are just 2 people making any sense at all around here:
1. you (WingCommander)
2. Understudy (sometimes :grngrin: )
Now, it's my next goal in life to make you lose any logic you might possibly have :dark: :grngrin:
Logic? I have been studying the maths career for a while, logic means nothing to me :grntngue:
Hardwire
04-06-2002, 02:43
Originally posted by tenebra
Ta daaaa! :grngrin:
You just got such a spot-on picture of the whole thing! :bounce: :bounce: :grngrin: Do you really think I am a moderator ? That should actually read the provoker :grngrin:
There are just 2 people making any sense at all around here:
1. you (WingCommander)
2. Understudy (sometimes :grngrin: )
Now, it's my next goal in life to make you lose any logic you might possibly have :dark: :grngrin:
*cough cough*
:)
Originally posted by WingCommander
...then we have got Diablo himself that continously tries to beat the posts record by not telling more than one (and generally incomplete) sentence in each post,
...
Hey....I....am.....speaking....in...full....senten ces... :wierdblu:
Sometimes I got the ability to speak more than 1 sentences ! :grntngue:
Originally posted by tenebra
BTW, Simon, I took the time to read your post a couple of times (I'm slow sometimes :grngrin: ) :tup: You really seem to have a thing for honey, don't you? :wierdblu: Ha! I'd missed that one myself... probably something Freudian... :wierdblu:
...but drugging the priests of a spider-god with honey is hardly the same as smearing someone with honey and staking them out on an ant hill, is it? I think you're beginning to lose your sense of proportion... :rollani:
I was going to say your sense of reality, but I don't think anyone with a firm grasp of reality ought to be permitted to stay on this forum. :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 13:38
Very Freudian, Simon...you are trying to find traces of dope in the honey just to have an excuse for all that smearing :wierdblu: :grntngue:
WingCommander
04-06-2002, 13:48
At last!
Some activity in the forum
I was thinking that I was the only one who gets up early in the morning and the rest were just a bunch of lazy guys :confblue:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 13:51
Originally posted by WingCommander
[I was thinking that I was the only one who gets up early in the morning :confblue:
Early in the morning?? :eekblue: *checks the time* :confblue:
:bigeye:
WingCommander
04-06-2002, 14:16
:devil: :devil: Sorry, I have been her since 07:00 AM GMT, and only saw you a couple of times entering and leaving fast...
Do I scare you to that point? :grngrin: :dark:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 14:20
:lolblue: No, it's just that I've been doing other things that don't involve being on internet :grngrin:
So, you must have seen that I have been up since 7ish...I swear I wasn't dozing in between my posts :grngrin:
So what did you do then so early in the morning ?!? :confused: :devil:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 16:34
Trying to unpack my stuff :rollani:
DaisyDuke
04-06-2002, 16:43
Hey guy's :)
how's it going, spouting nonsense as usual........nice one tenbera :D
Don't over do the unpacking, hopefully you will be packing it up soon for a place of your own :)
Hey Tenny ..are you going to visit our U.K. Firends again ? Like at Christmas ?
Hi Daisy ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 17:04
Hi Daisy! :grngrin: Well, my furniture is still in Milan, I will wait to bring it over until I'm sorted :rollani:
Di, which friends do you mean? Daisy? Of course I'll go to see her! :grngrin:
DaisyDuke
04-06-2002, 17:12
Hi Di :D
Hey Tenebra. let us know when you get settled and we will visit you for a change, and maybe take in the sight's with the kids :D
And you are allway's welcom this way you know that mate :)
hmm..make a lot of photos and send them to me...I love photos... :grngrin: :tup:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 17:19
Yes, Daisy! :bounce: :bounce: I'll show you around London :grngrin: Isn't that weird? :lolblue:
Di, it's time you send us some pictures, possibly not in a green dress :wierdblu:
hmm...I don´t have scanner...last time I asked the "EX"-girlfriend of my brother...she had one...well..."EX"-girlfriend.... :rolleyes:
DaisyDuke
04-06-2002, 17:22
:lolblue: :lolblue: I should say, an Italian showing the Brits round London ;)
And yes Di.......more Piccy's please :D
DaisyDuke
04-06-2002, 17:25
Come on Di, same old excuse ;)
why not do what I did, take some piccy's and post the negs to Minos :D
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 17:26
Not a good excuse, Di...didn't you make me buy a new camera when mine broke? :wierdblu:
Daiz, I think I still remember all the tourist places :lolblue:
Hey Tenny, we will give you a three hour warning before we get there!!!!!!!!!!! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 17:33
Geez! :eekblue: Is that it? :eekblue: Well, considering that you had contemplated the idea of dropping in at 1am on my arrival... :lolblue:
DaisyDuke
04-06-2002, 17:41
you know me better than that mate :D
will give ya a bit more warning than that ;)
Originally posted by tenebra
Geez! :eekblue: Is that it? :eekblue: Well, considering that you had contemplated the idea of dropping in at 1am on my arrival... :lolblue:
Thats still possible only took 2 and half hours to get to Reading :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
04-06-2002, 17:42
Yes, but it's gonna take you another couple of hours to get to me after that :)
Originally posted by tenebra
Yes, but it's gonna take you another couple of hours to get to me after that :)
Do you want to bet :grntngue:
Hey Hawke !
Where have you been ? :grngrin:
Around mate been Busy ;) Tenny knows what i mean :grntngue:
Ah yes ! Busy ! So what did you do ? :grngrin:
Di, you will find out in time mate :grntngue:
ok...I am looking forward to it....
Originally posted by tenebra
Very Freudian, Simon...you are trying to find traces of dope in the honey just to have an excuse for all that smearing :wierdblu: :grntngue: Well, it's not so much the being smeared with honey as having it licked off... :yum:
...by someone like Angelina Jolie... or a pure young virginal type such as Kristen Kreuk*...
* I did a search on Google to find out if it was 'Kristen' or 'Kristin' (opinion seems to be divided). One of the earliest hits was a website called 'Buzz Words for Porn Addicts', with the sub-heading:
This page is dedicated to all the porn addicts, social rejects, and internet junkies who stumble across my website by accident. Below is a list of my pages and the corresponding search words that people used to find them, according to my Geocities statistics. New search words and my sarcastic comments are added to the list frequently, to some pages more than others. If you're looking for nude pics of Kristen Kreuk, you're a pathetic dumbass...and you're out of luck! This website is about dreams!
Some of my favourites:
"free kristen kreuk porn" (Can't you just beat off while watching "Smallville" like everyone else? You don't even need cable - it doesn't get more free than that.)
"kristen kreuk naked" (This isn't funny anymore. Would you people get real? There are NO naked pictures of Kristen Kreuk on the Net, especially not on my website.)
"free pictures of kristen kreuk naked" (With all the hits that this page gets from porn addicts, I'm starting to think that I'm in the wrong business. Selling porn has got to be the easiest, most prosperous business in the world. Ms. Kreuk, if you're reading this, I have a proposition for you.)
"kristen kreuk horse" (What? I think I'm running out of patience for this page.)
What's this bloke implying? I only did the search to find out how to spell her name! It's not as if I fantasise about her licking honey off... erm... :blush:
Ahem! Anyway, the original "Smear him with honey and stake him out on an ant hill" came from Biggles Goes South, if I remember correctly (or was that the one where he was to be sacrificed to the sacred crocodile?), and I challenge anyone to find any sexual perversions in a Biggles book! :wierdblu:
Gosh ! I am getting more and more mad when I get more info about Minos´desires...
Isn´t it horrible what some people can imagine...it´s so pervert ...tse... :rolleyes:
Yeah... it's pretty sick to admit to having read Biggles books...
Anyway, what's this? Is this the Diablo who used to claim to have more depraved sexual tastes than anyone could imagine?
I think we're beginning to see his true colours – he's a perfectly normal, decent gay... I mean guy! A pussycat!
(It's all right, Di, I won't mention the crowbar – no one else except Tenebra would understand the reference anyway...) :rollani:
Yes...Tenebra is the only one who can handle my so called "crowbar"...
Nobody else is that sensitive with that..... :grntngue: :tup:
tenebra_uk
06-06-2002, 18:40
Yees! :bounce: :bounce: The crowbar!!! Much better than my hammer :grngrin:
And i thought it was my fault for mentioning Di had a liking for Crowbars :grntngue: :grntngue: :grntngue:
WingCommander
06-06-2002, 22:27
crowbars? what is that? :confused:
Crowbars are Di's Favorite toys ! :grngrin:
Right Tenny :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
06-06-2002, 23:04
Originally posted by WingCommander
crowbars? what is that? :confused:
That deserves a bit of explanation :) there used to be a time when we actually talked about our fav game - Alone in the Dark - and the most popular question was "where do I find the crowbar" or "what do I do with the crowbar". Di lost his nerves after we got that question some 200 times and that became the big joke :grngrin:
Di's 3 favourite words: crowbar, gay and pussycat :lolblue: Combine them in any way and he'll lose his temper :grngrin:
WingCommander
06-06-2002, 23:12
so I must only find combinations of three elements taken by 3 on 3 without repetition....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. :devil: :devil:
Diablo was hit with a crowbar by a gay pussycat...
no!
The gay Diably hit himself with a crowbar showing less intelligence than a pussycat...
MUCH BETTER!! :grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin: :dark:
or...cause Wing Commander is so lonely he plays with his "crowbar" while he saw a gay pussycat crossing the street...ehm..yes ! :bigeye:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 10:13
Originally posted by Diablo
or...cause Wing Commander is so lonely he plays with his "crowbar" while he saw a gay pussycat crossing the street...ehm..yes ! :bigeye:
forgeting the crowbar, at least in my sentence the gay was not the pussycat....
Be honest...you like gay animals !
That´s only a kind of Spanish tradition , isn´t it ? :grngrin:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 10:29
:lolblue: :lolblue: Originally posted by Diablo
Be honest...you like gay animals !
That´s only a kind of Spanish tradition , isn´t it ? :grngrin:
You are showing that you know as much as spanish tradition as sex or women... zero!!! :lolblue:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 10:31
Originally posted by WingCommander
:lolblue: :lolblue:
You are showing that you know as much as spanish tradition as sex or women... zero!!! :lolblue: :tup: Thats good! :grngrin:
Originally posted by WingCommander
:lolblue: :lolblue:
You are showing that you know as much as spanish tradition as sex or women... zero!!! :lolblue:
Hey ! Who says that I don´t know something about sex and women ? ARGH ! :sour:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 10:35
WingCommander, Posts: 230
Understudy, Posts: 285
Target acquired... SPAMING !!!!!!
Hey...WingCommander..ever seen a nude girl...I don´t think so...I guess they won´t let you out of your cage at weekends...
You earn your money by entertaining people in the zoo...playing with the apes or elephants...and behaving like a prehistoric monster... :grngrin:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 10:38
Originally posted by WingCommander
WingCommander, Posts: 230
Understudy, Posts: 285
Target acquired... SPAMING !!!!!! Whatever you say amigo. :rollani:
I could imagine him playing all day long computer games....being a nerd, eating potatoe chips...getting fat....
..and upsetting everyone cause he has no friends...YES ! I am talking about our poor WingCommander ! :grngrin: :tup:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 10:56
Sounds like he's really upset you Di :grntngue:
Was he a little too close to the truth there? :grngrin:
NO WAY !
:grntngue:
I just love to annoy him ! :grngrin: :p ;)
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:00
Oh yes diablo, keep on your burlesque and decepcioning low level flaming.... Just a pity you don't have the intellectual skills needed to countinue in our intellingent conversation.... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:02
Di always have these charming pictures of us, growing fat on chocholate and crisps and playing games :rollani:
I bet one day he'll suggest that I spend my evenings knitting jumpers :rollani:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 11:05
Originally posted by tenebra
I bet one day he'll suggest that I spend my evenings knitting jumpers :rollani: Ridiculous! :eekblue:
We all know your specialities are scarves and cardigans :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:09
Yes, I like scarves...but not around necks :dark:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 11:12
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
:yum: :yum:
:grngrin:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 11:14
Hey WingCommander... what are your boys playing at....??? :confused:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:16
Originally posted by Understudy
Hey WingCommander... what are your boys playing at....??? :confused:
we scored that goal... but seems that in the wrong side....
no problem, more to enjoy now. Perhaps they might be even a rival for us...
Originally posted by WingCommander
Oh yes diablo, keep on your burlesque and decepcioning low level flaming.... Just a pity you don't have the intellectual skills needed to countinue in our intellingent conversation.... :rollani:
Ahh...a conflict ! I love that ! :grngrin: :yum:
WHO STARTED ALL THIS ? ME ? YOU !
Well...I don´t care about people complain about my low level insults...I know I am intelligent enough cause I study economc law !
Yes ! I will become Lawyer..ha ! You never thought about that !?!...Ah...now my mood is better now... :grngrin: :tup:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:20
Originally posted by Diablo
Yes ! I will become Lawyer..ha ! You never thought about that !?!...Ah...now my mood is better now... :grngrin: :tup:
Oh no! A LAWYER!!! It is even worse than I thought!!! Nobody can help you now!!!
... what a shame ....
*snif*
Did I mention that it is an extremely difficult subject at university...ah...by the way...I AM EUROPEAN LAYWER THEN...that means that I will work all over in Europe ! EVEN IN SPAIN ! muhahahahhahaha ! :devil: :dark:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:27
That would be a crime in Italy...threat to human kind :lolblue:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:28
Originally posted by Diablo
Did I mention that it is an extremely difficult subject at university...ah...by the way...I AM EUROPEAN LAYWER THEN...that means that I will work all over in Europe ! EVEN IN SPAIN ! muhahahahhahaha ! :devil: :dark:
Good! that way you will know a good place once in your life! :grngrin:
:grntngue: Hey..Germany is great as well ! Ever been to Germany...ok..my birthtown is bullshit...but the bigger towns are great !
Hey ...when I am in Spain...I look for your house...perhaps I need a place where I can sleep some days...hey...is your girlfriend good looking ? :grngrin:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:33
Originally posted by Diablo
:grntngue: Hey..Germany is great as well ! Ever been to Germany...ok..my birthtown is bullshit...but the bigger towns are great !
Hey ...when I am in Spain...I look for your house...perhaps I need a place where I can sleep some days...hey...is your girlfriend good looking ? :grngrin:
I am alone at the moment, but do not worry, my pussycat, Shumacher, will be VERY kind to you... :devil: :dark: :dark:
Shumacher ? haha ! You gave your cat a german name...? HA ! SCHUMACHER ! :grngrin: :tup:
Hey...get some nice Spanish girls when I visit you...I like southern temper...hmm...like Chiara´s... :yum:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:37
Hands off my temper :grntngue:
Hey ! Hands off ? I thought you wanted to show me your temper one day ? :wierdblu: :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:40
Haven't you seen enough of it? :grngrin:
hmm...before I say any more...we should keep on talking via MSN Communicator...hehe... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:47
:lolblue: :lolblue:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:49
Originally posted by Diablo
hmm...before I say any more...we should keep on talking via MSN Communicator...hehe... :grntngue:
NO! I want to know the dirty details!!!!! :dark: :dark: :dark:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:52
Originally posted by WingCommander
NO! I want to know the dirty details!!!!! :dark: :dark: :dark:
:eekblue: voyer!
Good girl ! :grngrin: :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 11:54
hehe, now we know know Wing C's perversion! :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 11:56
Originally posted by tenebra
hehe, now we know know Wing C's perversion! :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
perversion? in singular?
:grntngue: Ha WingCommander...you have absolutely no idea what is going on between me and Tenny...haha... :grngrin: Right, Tenny ? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 12:00
We need to investigate on the others, then... :grngrin:
huh ? What do you mean Chiara? :confused: :eek:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 12:06
I was referring to Wing C's perversions... :grngrin:
What ? That we talk frankly now ? What we feel ? ohoh... :eek:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 12:09
:confblue: Di, are we talking about the same subject here? We are discussing Wing C's perversions here...we now know about his passion for erm...sightseeing....what about the others? :grngrin:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 12:11
Originally posted by Diablo
What ? That we talk frankly now ? What we feel ? ohoh... :eek:
Sometimes I wonder how this guy is able to operate a keyboard... :confused:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 12:16
Tenny, I think you sould tighten Di's leash.... :D
It looks like too much oxygen is getting to his brain! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:07
I think he just needs some good whipping :grngrin:
ok Tenny...sorry...NOW we talk about the same topic...phew....that would have been dangerous....thanks Tenny...oioioi.. :bigeye: :eekblue:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:13
Where the hell have you been guys?!?!
I was bored at work!!! :frownblu:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:14
Some sort of real life :rollani: But now I can forget about it until the match is over :rollani:
So we can cheer you up :grngrin:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:16
Originally posted by tenebra
Some sort of real life :rollani: But now I can forget about it until the match is over :rollani:
No one came to office today neither phoned, I must be the only one working today in the whole country!!
Hmm...I didn´t work as well...no university today..haha ! BTW...What match Tenny ? :confused:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:18
Argentina - England I suposse...
I hope England loses like hell
...ehm...we are on a non-British board, right ? :bigeye: ohoh... :eekblue: :eek:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:23
Anyway Infogrames is of french origina and in the World Cup they have ..... er...... better forget it..... :angel:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:24
Sorry,
England has just scored the first goal of the match due to a penalty kick....
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:26
Italian referee :rollani:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:27
Originally posted by tenebra
Italian referee :rollani:
It was not peanlty, but Collina didn't care....
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:30
He's become a bit of a celebrity in Italy :rollani:
Chiara..I thought you hate football? :eek:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 14:33
At least!!!!
Time to go homeeeeee!!!!
Good bye work!!!!
see you later guys
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:33
I do...just formula 1 for me :grngrin:
Ah..like me....I like Formula 1 more than Football...Volleyball is great as well...I love to play real Beach Volleyball...
Sorry...but I have to post that pic now...I don´t know why...instinct ?
:confused: :bigeye: http://www.100freewallpapers.com/celebrities/jessicaalba.jpg
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 14:47
Stop it or I'll start posting pictures too...but it won't be girls :grntngue:
No ! I won´t stop ! Do it Chi ! SweetHephziba would have fun too then ! :grngrin: YOU COWARD ! :grntngue:
WingCommander
07-06-2002, 15:27
Schumacher pic:
http://www.uk.infogrames.com/site/attachment.php?s=&postid=16611
Or shall I post this Chiara?
I could do it too... (http://www.britishairways.com/flightTimetable.servlet)
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 16:32
:lolblue: :lolblue: Ooh, you really don't want to see a nice pic of Johnny Depp :yum:
Pretty Schumacher...my little Rupert would love him! :bounce:
Hey..I think you have overseen my small link Tenny...tse.... :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 16:34
No, I haven't :grngrin: The " :lolblue: :lolblue: " was for that :grngrin:
It only takes me 40 mins to fly to Milan.. ;) :p
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 16:44
I should send you the keys then, nobody there :grngrin: You could sleep in my bed though, and rightly claim you've done it :grngrin:
ok..I sleep n your bed then....well...and where are you ? :eek:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 16:52
Just 15 min away from our friend Understudy :grngrin: I'm his new neighbour :dark:
:sour: :wierdblu: na...Ok..I stay in good old Germany..no need to enter an empty house... :sour:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 17:04
Actually, I've forgotten a few things...you could go and pick them up for me :grngrin:
yuk...but I won´t bring them to London...you have to come to me... :yum:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 17:10
That's not very nice :eekblue:
I am getting very confused be all these double meanings...tse...on the one side talking frankly and on the other...tse... :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
07-06-2002, 17:15
:dark: Yes, Di, I'll whip you in public :dark:
Do I talk about our skirt secret in public.... :grntngue:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 19:05
Originally posted by Diablo
Do I talk about our skirt secret in public.... :grntngue: Di, Anything involving you and a skirt should be kept extremely private! :grntngue:
There are some things that even the strongest stomachs cannot handle ;) .
DaisyDuke
07-06-2002, 19:25
Understudy!
are you trying to tell us.............no you can't be.......you realy haven't........
seen the piccy :grntngue:
It is here on the forum :D
sure you must have seen those gorgeous legs, the question is are they Diablo's :eekblue:
Understudy
07-06-2002, 19:33
I modestly avert my eyes from most pictures on this forum..... All those Jessica Alba piccies raise my delicate blood pressure........ ;)
tenebra_uk
08-06-2002, 19:27
*drible drible*
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/hardball/keanu_reeves/hardpre.jpg
I don't think I will be the only one dribbling here :yum:
Who is that Lady in the background.... :grngrin: :tup:
Hmm... could be Gwyneth Paltrow – but there's some ugly ******* standing in the way... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
09-06-2002, 17:37
there's some ugly ******* standing in the way...
Typical man :lolblue: I mean, not being an ugly *******...I mean that every time some girl dribbles over a man, the poor chap becomes an ugly ******* :lolblue:
Hmm... ironically it's always said that women are the catty ones when it comes to good looks. I think it's something to do with male insecurity... :wierdblu:
I mean, look at him – that bone structure! His face is much too long and narrow... not even bothered to shave properly either... :grntngue:
Denise Richards...
http://fx.gibert.free.fr/Wallpapers/C%E9l%E9brit%E9s/Denise-Richards_800x600.JPG
http://home.wanadoo.nl/ymot.j/Denise%20Richards/denise_024%20kopie.jpg
http://www.myriadpictures.com/images/denise%20richards/denisepic14.jpg
There! I feel more secure already! :bounce:
WingCommander
09-06-2002, 22:07
Well, I do not like her very much...
I prefer mediterranean ones... :devil:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:01
Originally posted by Minos
I mean, look at him – that bone structure! His face is much too long and narrow... not even bothered to shave properly either... :grntngue:
I would normally bother about a 24 hours shave, that's how fussy I can get...(spoilt cow :grngrin: )
I would never check his hair growth :grngrin: Sorry! :grngrin: I'm just very sensitive about 4 guys in my life and he's one of them :grngrin:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:03
Originally posted by tenebra
I would normally bother about a 24 hours shave, that's how fussy I can get...(spoilt cow :grngrin: )
I would never check his hair growth :grngrin: Sorry! :grngrin: I'm just very sensitive about 4 guys in my life and he's one of them :grngrin:
I bet Mr. M.Schumacher is other...
Only 2 to go!
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:06
Naa, Mr Schumacher is a hero for me, not a sex icon :grngrin: I have a much weirder taste :grntngue:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:07
Originally posted by tenebra
Naa, Mr Schumacher is a hero for me, not a sex icon :grngrin: I have a much weirder taste :grntngue:
Robert Reford then?
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:10
I can't find a smiley with a finger down its throat, sorry :grngrin:
Funny, I keep saying I love blond guys but I keep having dark haired ones as dream blokes :grngrin:
No 2 is an unknown scouser :grngrin:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:16
Originally posted by tenebra
No 2 is an unknown scouser :grngrin:
Scouser? sorry, don't know that word :(
I only said Robert Reford because of his age :devil: :devil: :devil:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:20
Originally posted by WingCommander
Scouser? sorry, don't know that word :(
a guy from Liverpool...with a voice like heaven that just sends me to hell :angel: :yum:
I only said Robert Reford because of his age :devil: :devil: :devil:
you really took me seriously when I said you were formally allowed to insult me :lolblue: I'm 20 years younger than that :grntngue:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:38
I was looking for someone around your age you know... :grngrin: :devil:
Goerge Clooney then?
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:41
You mustard :lolblue: ;) Trying to find his pic (although the guy in question is 11 years older than me)...weird, Britain forgot he wrote the 1998 anthem :rollani: I still dribble though :grngrin:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:45
Hey, congrats for your post #1000
you must have be posting here for ages... :devil: :dark:
ok ok I stop...
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:49
Aaaaah! I had made a point not to ever reach 1000 posts...To everybody's pleasure, from now on I'll just be a mod and won't do anything else apart from moderating posts :grngrin:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 01:50
Originally posted by tenebra
Aaaaah! I had made a point not to ever reach 1000 posts...To everybody's pleasure, from now on I'll just be a mod and won't do anything else apart from moderating posts :grngrin:
Oh, come on! you know you won't resist the temptation... :grngrin: :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 01:56
I think you'll be proud to be the last one to get a useless answer... :grngrin:
I'll be around when you get really bored and need someone to target, not to worry :grntngue:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 08:21
Are you telling me that I am going to be bored now all morning?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I need some distraction!! or I will even have to do my job!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Well...I think I leave our nice board then... :devil: I knew that time would come someday....I think that NOW the time has come... :dark: HONESTLY !
And I am really disappointed that our TEnebra didn´t give me a sign when she posted the last things in here...very poor... :rollani: :frownblu: ...
Well...I will write a pm to Alex today....
Was nice to talk to you guys... :tup:
THE LORD OF TERROR OFFICIALLY RESIGNS NOW ! :devil:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 09:04
You are kidding, aren't you? :(
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 09:27
He is, believe me :grntngue:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 09:29
Hey Tenny, I see you here at 02:00 am, at 08:00 am, on the evening... don't you sleep or something? :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 09:35
It was only 1am :grngrin:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 09:38
Originally posted by tenebra
It was only 1am :grngrin:
1am in UK... 2am here :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 09:45
Exactly...1am here, 2am there :grntngue: So you were still up that late :grngrin:
But that's what I meant...certainly I am doing other things online while I'm here but there is stuff I must look after... ;)
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 10:01
Originally posted by tenebra
Exactly...1am here, 2am there :grntngue: So you were still up that late :grngrin:
But that's what I meant...certainly I am doing other things online while I'm here but there is stuff I must look after... ;)
Yeah, it was late but nothing a good siesta cannot fix :grngrin: :grngrin:
Anyway I am looking like mad for a online TV channel where I can see World Cup matches... ah, and working too !! :grntngue:
Whitewolf
10-06-2002, 12:21
Hehe,late night computer usage!
Careful not to sleep in front of the computer.
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 12:25
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Hehe,late night computer usage!
Careful not to sleep in front of the computer.
It wouldn't be the first time...
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 12:29
I have done it once, despite being full of caffeine :rollani: But hey, I had been working 16 hours a day for 5 consecutive days :bigeye:
WingCommander
10-06-2002, 12:31
Originally posted by tenebra
I have done it once, despite being full of caffeine :rollani: But hey, I had been working 16 hours a day for 5 consecutive days :bigeye:
Nothing a good siesta could not fix you know :grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
10-06-2002, 12:33
Unfortunately the only siesta I could afford was between 1-5am :rollani: I very much doubt I will ever do it again :grngrin:
Whitewolf
10-06-2002, 16:28
I have been up and not slept for more than 24 hours before,but after that,I would just drop onto the bed and not wake up until at least the next day.
2potscreama
10-06-2002, 16:31
i've said it before and i'll say it again: you all need to get out more
Whitewolf
10-06-2002, 16:34
lol.
I would do well to heed that piece of advice. :D
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