Song inspiring members

[tenebra_uk]

As I said earlier today, I made a terrible mistake...I was listening to some music while browsing around the board...a terrible thought came to my mind :dark:

Sorry, Di...you know I love you :grngrin:

http://www.snark.fsnet.co.uk/Boston%20Girl%201.jpg



[...]

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make old men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

[...]

Cherry lips, Garbage


I think I'll have to pay badly for this one :grngrin:

[Minos]

...I still think there's something odd about the way the folds in the dress make it seem that he has no genitals... :wierdblu:

...was the photo taken before the operation, or after? :grntngue:

Just a thought, by the way – does anyone on this forum find the photo sexually arousing? Apart from Di, that is? :rollani:

[WingCommander]

Hell, I shouldn't have seen that photo jusf after having dinner....
PUEAGGHGHGHHG!!! :bigeye: :bigeye:

BTW, that background is from Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare, isn't it?

[tenebra_uk]

Si, I was bad girl but you, you... :eekblue:
Are you aroused? :wierdblu:

[WingCommander]

Hell, I couldn't sleep today....
I had terrible nightmares with that photograph....
ARGH! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Understudy]

Uggghhh! Good thing I haven't had breakfast yet...! :grngrin:


Si, - First time I saw this pic, I thought that you had excelled yourself - splicing Di's head onto a girls body.... :lolblue: :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

Please note I couldn't find any hair on his legs neither on his arms... This 'guy' (maybe I have to substitute the 'u' for an 'a' in the future...) even cut it off? :devil:

[tenebra_uk]

Naaa, not gay...just a girl :grngrin:

Read the song and tell me if that's not our Di :grngrin: :bounce:

[WingCommander]

Maybe he/she/it is trying to get as the woman in the photograph on his signature.....
* I would like Diablo then * :grntngue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Read the song and tell me if that's not our Di :grngrin: :bounce:

Ah! there is a song too!
Sorry, the photo took ALL my attention....

[tenebra_uk]

Well, apart from the breasts...he just needs to grow his hair a little :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

...nothing that surgery cannot FIX....

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: :lolblue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by WingCommander
Please note I couldn't find any hair on his legs neither on his arms... You've obviously got a much stronger stomach than me.... :grngrin:

How closely were you studying his legs and arms??? :bigeye: :eekblue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Understudy
How closely were you studying his legs and arms??? :bigeye: :eekblue:

And do you ask me about that while Minos was looking at the genitals? :eekblue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by WingCommander


And do you ask me about that while Minos was looking at the genitals? :eekblue: Good Call! :grngrin:

Explain youself, Minos! :bigeye:

[WingCommander]

Oh come on!
A couple of posts more and I will reach the top-20!!
And a couple of months away I only had 14 posts.... (this shows my actual total lack of RL)

I get a present from admins where I get the top-20, doesn't I?

[Understudy]

Oooohhh! Good thread topic swerve there! :lolblue: Didn't see that one coming... :grngrin:


However, if you're right - I want my present !

*all excited now* :bounce: :bounce:

I like presents! :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

You must have already had your presents, Understudy...you just celebrated your birthday :wierdblu: Think of poor me, nothing until the end of July :cry: :cry: :cry:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
You must have already had your presents, Understudy...you just celebrated your birthday :wierdblu: Think of poor me, nothing until the end of July :cry: :cry: :cry:

End of July? That is pretty soon!!
I must wait until END of august :confblue: :confblue: :cry: :cry: :cry:

BTW, have you checked tomorrow in the calendar...? :rollani:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by WingCommander
have you checked tomorrow in the calendar...? :rollani:

:eekblue: What happens tomorrow? :confblue:

[WingCommander]

Look at the calendar in the forum, not the calendar in your wall.... :grngrin:

[Understudy]

OMG! :eekblue:

There's loads of them...... :bigeye:

Its a 'Birthday Bonanza'! :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

AFK for a while, break time at work.... wouldn't normally mention it, but I want my top-20 present! :grngrin:

going to eat something and try to see if today I can buy that "TR3S LUNAS" disc... (no discs left yesterday and on monday when I tried...) :cry:

[tenebra_uk]

Holy slippers! :eekblue: And 2 mods! :eekblue:

I guess I shall remember to spend a lot of time reading between September and October :grngrin:

[Whitewolf]

*looks at picture*
*looks at dish*
Suddenly,it's not so appealing anymore.....
*pushes dish away*

But that pic....
It's......funny.....
*laughs*
Hahahahahahahaha!
*bangs paws on floor*

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Holy slippers! :eekblue: And 2 mods! :eekblue:

I guess I shall remember to spend a lot of time reading between September and October :grngrin:
And what about if there is an electric cut in the city? :grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
I guess I shall remember to spend a lot of time reading between September and October :grngrin: Sorry. That went straight over my head! :confused:

What happens in September / October :confused:

[WingCommander]

Just add 9 months (the human gestation period) to September/October and find by yourself! :angel:

[Whitewolf]

Does......Diablo happen in September and October......?

[Understudy]

Originally posted by WingCommander
Just add 9 months (the human gestation period) to September/October and find by yourself! :angel: Ahhh! :grngrin:

Thanks :blush:

Heh! :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by WingCommander

And what about if there is an electric cut in the city? :grngrin: :grngrin: :grngrin:

You're evil! :wierdblu: I've got plenty of candles :grntngue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra


You're evil! :wierdblu: I've got plenty of candles :grntngue: Sets the mood nicely! :devil:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
Does......Diablo happen in September and October......?

:eekblue: I shall avoid even talking to Di in those months...you never know, his words could :blush: Naa, that's too much even for me :dark:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
Sets the mood nicely! :devil:

Yes, I guess my parrot will get overexcited :wierdblu:

[Understudy]

:wierdblu: Yuk! :eekblue: Vomit! :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra


You're evil! :wierdblu: I've got plenty of candles :grntngue:

Someone has to take Diablo's place until he is back :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
:wierdblu: Yuk! :eekblue: Vomit! :lolblue:

Is that at the thought of an excited parrot? :eekblue: :lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by WingCommander


Someone has to take Diablo's place until he is back :grntngue:

I must admit that you two are doing an excellent job :wierdblu: :lolblue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
Is that at the thought of an excited parrot? :eekblue: :lolblue: Nope Sorry - late post! :blush:

It was the thought of Di's tele-insemination skills...... :eekblue:

I'm not gonna answer the phone all day! :eek:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra


I must admit that you two are doing an excellent job :wierdblu: :lolblue:

I just would like to not be here when he/she/it is back.... :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
It was the thought of Di's tele-insemination skills...... :eekblue:


:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: Sorry, mascara running down my cheeks, better go and put myself together :lolblue:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
I must admit that you two are doing an excellent job :wierdblu: :lolblue: I'm just compenstating for you accusing me of making sense! :grntngue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Understudy
I'm just compenstating for you accusing me of making sense! :grntngue:

ROFLMAO!

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
I'm just compenstating for you accusing me of making sense! :grntngue:

I said sometimes :grntngue:

[Understudy]

Shocking...

[edit]

3 - nilll OMG! :eekblue:


Any Portugese ppl on the board?

[WingCommander]

Do you think portugal could try to shoot at goal? :grngrin: :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by WingCommander
Do you think portugal could try to shoot at goal? :grngrin: :grngrin:

...eerrrr... 3 -1 !?!?!
why the hell I must work when is such a game on tv !!! :mad: :mad: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Understudy]

I know! :cry:
I'm Taking a 'long lunch' to watch Ireland - Germany :grngrin: so I can't really justify watching this one.

[tenebra_uk]

Not football! :cry: :cry: Watching tv is already difficult enough these days :cry: :cry:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Not football! :cry: :cry: Watching tv is already difficult enough these days :cry: :cry:

Not in my country!! Soccer games are broadcasted in 'Pay per view' in satellite channels, normal people can only see the Spain matches as well as the final!! Instead we have our traditional rubbish programs on the morning....

[tenebra_uk]

I think I shall go to Spain until it's all over, then. :frownblu: I haven't had any patatas bravas for a long long time :grngrin:

From tele-pregnancy to food :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
From tele-pregnancy to food :lolblue:

It is evident we are bored at work today, aren't we?

[tenebra_uk]

Sounds like it :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

BTW, I am already in top-20...
Where is my present? :coolred: :grngrin:

[Whitewolf]

lol.
I wonder if I should go watch the match.....

[WingCommander]

I am following the match here (http://www.sports.com) . It displays at spanish by default for me, but you can choose you language later. The math opens in a pop up window

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by WingCommander
BTW, I am already in top-20...
Where is my present? :coolred: :grngrin:

Aaaaah! Once more and I'll use my sledgehammer :grngrin:

[Whitewolf]

is it a live internet broadcast or something?

[WingCommander]

More or less, you can see the narration of the match, photos, statics and see flash animations of goals... not video but good enough for me...

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra


Aaaaah! Once more and I'll use my sledgehammer :grngrin:

You would have to travel a good way to use it.... unless we are speaking of tele-sledgehammer.... :bigeye:

[Whitewolf]

*nods*
Okay.Sounds good enough for me :)

Ooooooo......Tenebra's sledgehammer......
Come to think of it,it hasn't seen action yet,right?
*looks at Diablo*
hehehe......

[Diablo]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

What is going on here....I just went to university and came back and see THAT !

and btw...my signature is mine ! I love this girl on it ! I am just searching the whole internet to find her !

[Whitewolf]

Find her,and then.......?
Or maybe I DON'T want to know........

[Diablo]

..and then I help her getting out of her corsette... :grntngue: :tup:

[Whitewolf]

Okay......
*ears down*
Is that all you think of,Diablo?

[Diablo]

At the moment? YES ! :yum:

[Whitewolf]

At the moment?
lol.
I thought it was all the time!

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
At the moment?
lol.
I thought it was all the time!

Nah, only 99% I think....

[Diablo]

Do you know the Tv-series "Dark Angel" ? with Jessica Alba ? In that series she plays a genetic manipulated killer...with cat DNA in her body..from time to time she gets "hot" like a cat and takes every guy that she can get to satisfy her lust...hmm..why didn´t she appear at my house yet.. would give hera warm welcome...


YUMMY ! :grngrin:

http://followyourheart.org.uk/galleries/images/darkangel800.jpg

[WingCommander]

Seeing your photo sounds like lesbic.... :eekblue:

[Diablo]

hhmm...I don´t have any problems in joining lesbian games! :grngrin: :tup: ....ooops... :blush: :rolleyes:

[tenebra_uk]

Maybe you wouldn't be welcome though :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Maybe you wouldn't be welcome though :lolblue:

Wait until he gets long hair and a couple of breasts....

[Diablo]

well..I don´t think so...even if they use me as a toy for their pleasure ..I would say YES ! As long as I can join them...

Hey I asked you if the girl you visited in Belgium is open for such things...I am still waiting....

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Diablo
well..I don´t think so...even if they use me as a toy for their pleasure
You wouldn't represent their ideal of pleasure :rollani:

Hey I asked you if the girl you visited in Belgium is open for such things...I am still waiting....

Sorry, we are 2 straight girls :grngrin:

[Diablo]

Well...perhaps they won´t like me as a man...but they can also only use a special part of my body....

Hey...straight girls ? Be open for such things ! I know it´s no problem for girls to kiss each other...yummy...ooops :eek: :blush:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
...but they can also only use a special part of my body....

Oh no! The nightmares are back again !! :eek:
* covers in fear *

[tenebra_uk]

Where are you getting these strange ideas from? :wierdblu: I might have done some unusual things in my life but I have never kissed a girl :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Come on Chiara...don´t be so prude ! You don´t know how it would be ! Perhaps you like that...cause she knows the female body very good..knows the right parts....hmm...IREALLY THINK I AM PERVERT ! :rolleyes:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
Come on Chiara...don´t be so prude ! You don´t know how it would be ! Perhaps you like that...cause she knows the female body very good..knows the right parts....hmm...IREALLY THINK I AM PERVERT ! :rolleyes:

Maybe my psichoanalizer (do not know if this word is correct in english) could have helped you with that.... If he hadn't jumped out the window after our last talk some years ago (fifteen I think) ...

[tenebra_uk]

I would have expected that :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

It was a good descision to jump out the window...Did your parents do that as well ?

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
It was a good descision to jump out the window...Did your parents do that as well ?

No, they were not present in the conversation... :grntngue:

[Diablo]

They only were the topic in that conversation... :grngrin: :tup:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
They only were the topic in that conversation... :grngrin: :tup:

only some good part of the topic..

[Understudy]

I like this thread :grngrin: .

It makes me more assured of my saneness :grntngue:.


You have to watch out, there are some real loonies out there :wierdblu:.

BTW Di, Max does not have Cat DNA, just modified genetics... The Cat DNA girl is in 'Mutant X' - if you get that in Germany ( congrats on the half-time result also) :grngrin:

[Diablo]

NO ! HA ! You are wrong ! I saw this part yesterday in TV...she got really "hot" again ! And she explained that she would have cat-DNA in her body that makes her "hot !

THat is the truth...na...you are no real fan...you even didn´t know this ! :devil:

[Understudy]

Maybe its different in the translation...... :confblue:

[Whitewolf]

Diablo's at it again......
You know,I wonder if he would be different after he's.....erm.....err.....nevermind......

[Understudy]

:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

Di's gonna get taken to the vet.....

*snip* *snip*

:lolblue: :lolblue: :grntngue:

[Whitewolf]

Hehehe......
Ya know,ya probably need a big pair of scissors for.......
Ahh,forget I said that.....

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
[B*snip* *snip*

:lolblue: :lolblue: :grntngue: [/B]

:lolblue: I shall join the RSPCA as a volunteer :lolblue:

[Whitewolf]

lol!
Can I join too?please?please?!

[tenebra_uk]

Sure, Wolfie, I think you should :lolblue:

That snipping sound gives me the shivers :blush:

Understudy, I'd recommend you do some overtime...I'm about to go around your way :dark:

[Whitewolf]

Just....don't......err.....'snip' me......lol

[Understudy]

Understudy, I'd recommend you do some overtime...I'm about to go around your way
*Gulp*

Don't go setting light to any houses..... please! :grntngue:

Are there any jobs in Wimbledon? :confused:

[tenebra_uk]

I don't set houses on fire! :eekblue: Nasty neighbour :wierdblu:

No, but there's a Tesco Metro :lolblue: I've got no food left and I'm not insured to drive my aunt's car :rollani:

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
I don't set houses on fire! :eekblue: Nasty neighbour :wierdblu: OK! Don't go smashing any houses with your sledgehammer either! :grngrin:

No, but there's a Tesco Metro :lolblue: I've got no food left and I'm not insured to drive my aunt's car :rollani: Try the Safeway - just down the High St ( The Broadway). They do good fresh pasta or take-out pizza's (And chinese / indian food also - if you're bored of Italian :grntngue: )

[Whitewolf]

mmmmm........Pizza.....
*drools*
*faints*

[Understudy]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
mmmmm........Pizza.....
*drools*
*faints* Hey Whitey..... Lay off the drugs.... :grntngue:

I thought that drug-abuse carries big penalties in Singapore :confused:

[Whitewolf]

So.......hungry........
*snaps out of it*
Eh?
Yeah,drug abuse means rehabilitation.Drug smuggling means death.

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
Try the Safeway - just down the High St ( The Broadway). They do good fresh pasta or take-out

I can cook :grntngue: and actually enjoy doing it :grngrin:

Thanks for the tip, the day will come when I won't feel like cooking :grngrin: (you are right, I had forgotten about that shop :eekblue: )

Sorry guys, just boring exchange between neighbours :grngrin: Doesn't that sound weird :bigeye:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra


I can cook :grntngue: and actually enjoy doing it :grngrin:

Thanks for the tip, the day will come when I won't feel like cooking :grngrin: (you are right, I had forgotten about that shop :eekblue: )

Sorry guys, just boring exchange between neighbours :grngrin: Doesn't that sound weird :bigeye:

cooking?
what is that?

BTW, if you wanted no-sense, just read all this thread again from the beginning....

[Minos]

Originally posted by Understudy
You've obviously got a much stronger stomach than me.... :grngrin:

How closely were you studying his legs and arms??? :bigeye: :eekblue: Originally posted by WingCommander


And do you ask me about that while Minos was looking at the genitals? :eekblue: Originally posted by Understudy
Good Call! :grngrin:

Explain youself, Minos! :bigeye: Well, if you don't have a strong stomach you may not wish to read the explanation, but it goes back to when I made the original picture. This was when the group of us (including Diablo and Tenebra) were on the US Infogrames Alone in the Dark forum. The idea was mooted that we should each submit one or more photos of ourselves for insertion into an AitD background, and Di kicked off by supplying a set of photos of himself. Each in the set of three showed him wearing a woman's dress and makeup.

This particular one had to be cut from a group pic of him with two other young men, also in drag, with their arms interlocked in his. This presented me with a problem: where was I to get the body tissue to make up the missing parts of his upper arms? Was there some other bodily member that I could take from elsewhere, something that he wouldn't miss? :rollani:

I had a quick look under the dress and decided that I could make up the two missing sections from what was available there (using one of the less well-known features of Photoshop)... :eekblue:

The result was that his forearms were now connected to his shoulders, but I was working rather quickly and failed to pad out his groin adequately – with the result you can see.

As for the hairless legs, I have to admit I gave them a bit of a shave. There was a running joke at the time among the women (I think Tenebra started it) that he had better-looking legs than they did...

I didn't give him breasts because that would be tampering with nature! I'm not a monster! :wierdblu:

The one where he appears to have breasts is from a later photo he supplied of himself in army uniform; that's the one where he does have a woman's body (Tenebra's). There's nothing unnatural about that though, is there?

http://www.snark.fsnet.co.uk/Boston%20Girl%202.jpg

Anyway, if anyone's going to complain about puns involving male organs, ask Tenebra why she entitled this thread "Songs inspiring members".

[Diablo]

Argh...I think I gonna be very famous in a few weeks...perhaps I become a new member of the Village People....with that look... :bigeye:

http://www.lyrics.com/v/village.people/the.very.best.village.people.jpg

MY GOD !

Btw...I like my 75 C breasts very much.... :grntngue: :yum: :tup:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
Argh...I think I gonna be very famous in a few weeks...perhaps I become a new member of the Village People....with that look... :bigeye:


You can start by getting "in the Navy..." in next game :grngrin: :grngrin:

[Diablo]

Ha..I was the bunny killer in last game...

remember pilot ">Samus Aran<" ?

That was me...he ! I shot the hell out of you as well..ha!

In the NAvy..dubidubidu....

http://carnap.umd.edu/queer/picture_gallery/lgCostumes.jpeg


YUK ! :bigeye:

[WingCommander]

I knew it was you...
You were pretty annoying when having to send a Site-rep or sending scans... :grntngue:

...they want you...
...they want you...
...they want you as a new reclute...

[Diablo]

Did I mention that I have some other fetishes as well ??...here they are...get inspired by me my friends !


http://www.lingerie-wildstyle.com/1528.jpg

http://www.lingerie-wildstyle.com/1527.jpg

http://www.lingerie-wildstyle.com/1522.jpg

http://www.lingerie-wildstyle.com/1526.jpg

[WingCommander]

Couldn't you post a photograph of a beautifull girl? :grntngue:

[Diablo]

I can !...wait a second...btw...it should only show my fetishes... :grntngue:

[Diablo]

There she is..my god...I could start crying.... :cry:


http://www.sfu.ca/~tangd/home/images/biopic.jpg

[WingCommander]

much better :grngrin:

[Diablo]

hmm...I would like to pull that pink cordle... :yum:

[WingCommander]

...not only you my friend....
....not only you....
:angel:

[Diablo]

ok..I try to find some more pics of nice Jessica Alba...

http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos08/jalba.jpg

My god ! What a view... come here my dear ! :yum:

[WingCommander]

Jesica Alba? That girl even has got a name?
Do yo mean she is real? :eek:

[tenebra_uk]

Di, if you wear that black & white swimsuit she might allow you to pull the string :lolblue:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by WingCommander
Jesica Alba? That girl even has got a name?
Do yo mean she is real? :eek:

YES ! :eek: She IS real ! She is a TV star...she visits Germany TODAY ! NO JOKE ! A PROMOTION TOUR...hell...

SHE IS ONLY 20 !!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by tenebra
Di, if you wear that black & white swimsuit she might allow you to pull the string :lolblue:

Huh? What black and white swin suit ? :confused: :eek:

[WingCommander]

I though all girls like that were computer engineered graphics to satisfy the sexual fantasies of perverts like us....

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo


Huh? What black and white swin suit ? :confused: :eek:

I think the jail suit in your first photo of today...

[Diablo]

No way ! SHE IS REAL !

Damn..I cannot stop posting pics of her...

http://www.fatlaneonline.com/mateusz/matalba10.jpg

[Diablo]

That´s where I want to get her... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


http://www.psychojon.com/Alba-waiting.jpg

I can really imagine how she says...: "Hello Marc ! How was I ? You were so brilliant...let´s do it again..." :eek:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
I can really imagine how she says...: "Hello Marc ! How was I ? You were so brilliant...let´s do it again..." :eek:

I can imagine her face if she sees your photo in the green dress....
"eek, argh, what is that!?!?"
...unless she has really pervert sexual preferences... :grngrin:

[Diablo]

welll..perhaps she is bisexual... :grngrin: :grntngue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
welll..perhaps she is bisexual... :grngrin: :grntngue:

she doesn't care to do it with one or with two, does her? :coolred:

[Diablo]

I don´t know...yep...two girls with me..and you standing outside... :grngrin: :tup:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
I don´t know...yep...two girls with me..and you standing outside... :grngrin: :tup:

You and two girls? do you mean a lesbian trio? :grngrin:

BTW, in my country is a traditional joke to say that you are bisexual if you don't care to do it with one of with two ...

[Diablo]

Nice tradition in Spain ... :rolleyes:

[Understudy]

Should we have a new thread for 'The Jessica Alba Appreciation Society'.... :confused:

Then Di could camp out there, and not flood my screen with pictures (nice as they are). :grngrin:

BTW.. Thanks Minos, I've been supressing the urge to mention the thread title... :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Well..it would be nice if you would start a thread like this... :grngrin: :p

[Understudy]

Originally posted by Diablo
Well..it would be nice if you would start a thread like this... :grngrin: :p You have the power, Di..... not to mention the cache of images also. :grngrin:

[Diablo]

Well..the internet is very big..there are a lot of pics out there... :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
Thanks Minos, I've been supressing the urge to mention the thread title... :wierdblu:

Hey, I always make an extra effort to find the right words :grntngue:

[Diablo]

I didn´t know that Minos and Tenebra are the same person..... :eek: :bigeye:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
I didn´t know that Minos and Tenebra are the same person..... :eek: :bigeye:

Amazing discover !!! :eekblue:

[Diablo]

My god ! THAT would explain a lot of things....for example why "Minos" watches my body so closely.... :eek:

[WingCommander]

Minos is Tenebra?
Tenebra is Minos?
Minos is Diablo?
Diablo is Daiblo?

hell! My head aches!! :bigeye:

[Diablo]

Who is DAIBLO ? :eek: :confused: :bigeye:

[tenebra_uk]

I thought I was Diablo :bigeye:

Naa, that could never be :grngrin:

[Diablo]

And why not ? :wierdblu:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
Who is DAIBLO ? :eek: :confused: :bigeye:

DAIBLO(TM) is the unofficial DIABLO imitation character
You can buy DAIBLO(TM) in stores worldwide in various sizes and colours from the small DAIBLO(TM) action figure for kids to the great natural size DAIBLO(TM) for all girls wanting his body replica

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Diablo]

Wow ! And how does that guy look like ? :eek: :confused:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by Diablo
Wow ! And how does that guy look like ? :eek: :confused:

You can get more details in the Official DAIBLO(TM) homepage (http://www.infogrames.co.uk/site/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1133)

The DAIBLO(TM) pack includes a wrecked league ship, the official DAIBLO(TM) diary and 5 dresses in different colours as green, black & white, pink, red and blue!!

Don't forget to check it out!!


DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: You're a genius! :lolblue: :lolblue:

[Diablo]

Well...I will do a patent on it.... :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Can we have full specs on size and performance? :lolblue: :lolblue: Guarantee? :lolblue:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by WingCommander


You can get more details in the Official DAIBLO(TM) homepage (http://www.infogrames.co.uk/site/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1133)

The DAIBLO(TM) pack includes a wrecked league ship, the official DAIBLO(TM) diary and 5 dresses in different colours as green, black & white, pink, red and blue!!

Don't forget to check it out!!


DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

Hey...you forgot to metion that I serve with a lot of fetishes...and that I have hot "Bundeswehrsocken" ! :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

Which model you want?
We have the following:
DAIBLO(TM) Action figure
DAIBLO(TM) Doll
DAIBLO(TM) Pre-mom Doll
DAIBLO(TM) Karate figure
DAIBLO(TM) Medium size for teenagers
DAIBLO(TM) Natural size
and our
DAIBLO(TM) Natural size special fetishes edition

For suscribing to the weekly DAIBLO(TM) newsletter write us here (http://www.infogrames.co.uk/site/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=129)

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[tenebra_uk]

:lolblue: :lolblue: What's the Pre-mom Doll? :lolblue:

[WingCommander]

And don't forget to visit the unofficial DAIBLO(TM) fan page at www.daiblo.com (http://www.daiblo.com) with cool photographs and videos of DAIBLO(TM)

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Diablo]

Originally posted by tenebra
:lolblue: :lolblue: What's the Pre-mom Doll? :lolblue:

I fear he means you... :grngrin:

[tenebra_uk]

Naaa :grngrin: My nieces have told me they don't want any cousins :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

The DAIBLO(TM) pre-mom doll is our little toy for young ladies wanting to know more about where children come from.

DAIBLO(TM) pre-mom doll pack includes pree-mom green dress, hospitall bed kit, a couple of little DAIBLO(TM) babies (not sold separately) and our little contribution to those scared parents about the tipical child questions about where are they from featurning one of these speech packs (rest are sold separately, collect them all!):

Official DAIBLO(TM) "They come from Paris" speech pack
Official DAIBLO(TM) "The dwarves took you here" speech pack
Official DAIBLO(TM) "Dad grows a little seed in mom" speech pack
Official DAIBLO(TM) "We practiced sex" speech pack
and our most solicited:
Official DAIBLO(TM) "We were too drunk to remember" speech pack

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Diablo]

My god ! And I thought I am pervert...A DAIBLO(TM) Dildo toy for lonesome women and girls...hmm...that would be a nice present...And if you don´t like using it with your body...use it in the kitchen..for cooking things...

[tenebra_uk]

no cabbage or butterflies? :eekblue: That's disappointing :wierdblu:

I will remind you all that my mother used to tell me she had found me in the rubbish bin :dark:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
no cabbage or butterflies? :eekblue: That's disappointing :wierdblu:

I will remind you all that my mother used to tell me she had found me in the rubbish bin :dark:

Do not worry dear customer, DAIBLO(TM) accessories are constantly released to the public. Our great next release is:

DAIBLO(TM) Divorced doll, which will include:
Husband's Car
Husband's Appartment
Husband's Bank Account
Husband's for life payment
Husband's dog
husband's lawyer
and many other cool accessories!

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Diablo]

Well..if you want we could add some kitchen tools as well...knives, spoons...all with a devil-face on it....that would be nice...

[tenebra_uk]

Naa, the divorced version is not my style... :rollani:

[Diablo]

You want to use the FULL capacity of the original DAIBLO(TM) doll, right?

[tenebra_uk]

I still have no clue about performance :grntngue:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
I still have no clue about performance :grntngue:

DAIBLO(TM) medium and natural size models operate with rechargeable Lithium batteries that provides our creation more than 3 minutes of intense pleasure at full charge (actually twice the time of original Diablo). Operating temperatures are from 0ºC up to 18ºC. Operating out of that temperatures is imprevisible.

All DAIBLO(TM) models are sold with 3 warranty months against defectous models. Models damaged by overuse are not covered under this warranty

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
I still have no clue about performance :grntngue: probably about 15 miles to the gallon :grngrin:

[Warspite]

..but gallons of what? :eek:

[Minos]

Would you like to purchase the Official Diablo™ Do-it-Yourself Genetic Engineering Kit™?

Add the body parts of your own choice either from the Official Diablo™ Organ Selection™, or simply supply your own from the members of your local community!

Visit the local morgue! Ask a nearby farmer! There is no end of possibilities!

http://www.snark.fsnet.co.uk/Diablo-Sheep.jpg

WARNING!

Ignore the so-called 'Official' Diablo kits as supplied by WingCommander! Buy only from Minos – the deranged surgeon you can trust!

[Diablo]

Argh ! I cannot be selled by anyone ! The only one who will be able to get my body will be Tenebra....ooops! :eek:

[Whitewolf]

heh,first,we must see if she wants to buy your body or not.hehe

[Diablo]

Oh no...there is free-trial version only available for her...and she knows that...she only has to take it... ;) :p

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by WingCommander
[B]

DAIBLO(TM) medium and natural size models operate with rechargeable Lithium batteries that provides our creation more than 3 minutes of intense pleasure at full

Is that all? :wierdblu:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra


Is that all? :wierdblu:

Originally posted by WingCommander (actually twice the time of original Diablo)

Do not trust the old and obsolete Minos' Diablo™, the future is DAIBLO(TM) the cheaper and enhanced replica!! With a full variety and multiple accessories!!

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Whitewolf]

Or,buy the rechargable Diablo!This one depends on solar power or your standard electric outlet for a recharge!You can even use him/her/it when he/she/it is on a recharge,meaning you'll NEVER be without company!Comes with full range of accessories!

Note:We are not responsible for any 'accidents' that might occur during use.

[Minos]

Don't be fobbed off by WingComander's hollow claims! Buy cheap and weep!

The Diablo™ model range as supplied by Minos is genuine flesh and blood; the product of advanced genetic engineering! No batteries are required – his sexual stamina is better even than the original Diablo upon which it is based!

Years – well, days – of research work have gone into producing a Diablo model that will satisfy anyone's sexual appetite, whether they are male or female (or possibly both).

He will even go on to do the housework for you afterwards; all he needs is a thin slice of Bratwurst and a can of cheap lager every day to sustain him!

Buy from Minos! Fairly reliable genetically modified humans!

[Whitewolf]

Or buy the clone of Diablo!
All the action of the original Diablo recreated in.....wherever you want!

[tenebra_uk]

Look, you can't expect to market anything as "3 minutes worth of pleasure" :wierdblu: Man, I have to teach you everything :rollani:
If you said "reach the Nirvana for 3 whole minutes" that would be much more appealing :grntngue: Sorry, I'm showing off :grngrin:

Now, convince me I cannot get anything better than Di...his sex life depends on your work :grngrin:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
Look, you can't expect to market anything as "3 minutes worth of pleasure" :wierdblu: Man, I have to teach you everything :rollani:
If you said "reach the Nirvana for 3 whole minutes" that would be much more appealing :grntngue: Sorry, I'm showing off :grngrin:

Now, convince me I cannot get anything better than Di...his sex life depends on your work :grngrin:

The best publicity DAIBLO(TM) could have are the one from Minos and Whitewolf!! Since our great products were released to the public we had such sucess than they started to release low quality models to hope to get part of our success.

Cheap, enhanced and secure! No one else can offer you all our pride and tradition manufacturing DAIBLO(TM). The only one capable of making you see the stars and all constellations in less than 3 minutes!!

DAIBLO(TM), you can't live without him/her/it!!

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
Look, you can't expect to market anything as "3 minutes worth of pleasure" :wierdblu: Man, I have to teach you everything :rollani:Oh come on! :rollani:

3 minutes is enough for any man. :grngrin: :grntngue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Understudy
Oh come on! :rollani:

3 minutes is enough for any man. :grngrin: :grntngue:

:wierdblu:

The only one capable of making you see the stars and all constellations in less than 3 minutes!!
That's a bit better...still it's just for girls in a hurry :rollani:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra

That's a bit better...still it's just for girls in a hurry :rollani:

You shouldn't look for an "artificial person" if you are looking for a long term relationship in my humble opinion :angel:

[tenebra_uk]

You're saying that to have more than 3 minutes of pleasure I should be looking for a long term relationship? :wierdblu:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by tenebra
...
Now, convince me I cannot get anything better than Di...his sex life depends on your work :grngrin:


hmm...Hey...it´s only their work ! They just make a cheap copy of the original one...ME ! TAKE ME ! :rollani:

[WingCommander]

Originally posted by tenebra
You're saying that to have more than 3 minutes of pleasure I should be looking for a long term relationship? :wierdblu:

Am I wrong? :confused:

[tenebra_uk]

I don't know... :confblue:

[Diablo]

hmm...more than 3 minutes means then it will become a longer relationship....hmmm...I remember this one... :grngrin:

[Whitewolf]

*gasp*
Oh dear!More than 3 minutes?
*looks at Diablo*
You haven't......

[Diablo]

Haven´t what ? :grntngue: