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tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 00:59
How unpopular could I be :grngrin: can we talk about something else today though :bounce: :bounce: Which means, after 9 gmt :grntngue:

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 08:19
suggest another topic then.... :angel:

2potscreama
12-06-2002, 10:51
I think we should talk about the recently published report by a research foundation (funded, in no small way, by Microsoft) which lies and misleads it's way towards a conclusion that states Open Source software (which is inherently stable and secure) is a bad thing, while proprietory software (which is inherently unstable and unsecure) is a good thing.

No?

Football it is then, Ten.

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 10:54
Or we can talk about the catastrophic economic situation of Argentina, for not mentioning their national soccer team situation...

Understudy
12-06-2002, 11:06
Originally posted by 2potscreama
(funded, in no small way, by Microsoft)Heh! Its been a while since I've seen MS written like that on a web-board.... :rollani:

Usually is Micro$oft or Microshite, or microshaft etc... :grngrin:

tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 11:32
I guess talking about the very first memory we have could become quite a funny topic :grngrin:

The most remote memory I have was when I threw myself out of my little bed in an attempt to reach my cousin :p I'm told I wasn't even 2 years old then :grngrin:
Yes, I hit my head :wierdblu:

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 11:35
My first memory is when I drinked my first coffe of today, all previous memories are confusing... :confblue:

tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 11:38
:wierdblu: Do you think another cup of coffee could dispel the mist in your brain? :grntngue:

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 11:40
Originally posted by tenebra
:wierdblu: Do you think another cup of coffee could dispel the mist in your brain? :grntngue:

possibly... :bored: :o

SoiledWig
12-06-2002, 12:43
earliest memory...hmm...

Yes, i remember now. It was the salsa. It was angry. Bad salsa! Bad!

It wasn't marmelade at all! It had tricked me.

Diablo
12-06-2002, 14:48
Hey...Can we make jokes about Tenny today...I feel like doing it now ! :grngrin:

tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 14:53
:wierdblu: That sounds like a new thing...

Diablo
12-06-2002, 14:56
What ? AMAking fun of YOU? Normally I am the one here that suffers all the time... :grntngue: :wierdblu:

tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 14:59
You've never been a Telediablo, though :wierdblu:

Diablo
12-06-2002, 15:43
Sorry ! I forgot that ! :grngrin: :tup:

Diablo
12-06-2002, 15:55
I love you Chiara ! MY sweet little Tennytubby ! :grngrin: :yum: :tup:

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 16:00
Originally posted by Diablo
I love you Chiara ! MY sweet little Tennytubby ! :grngrin: :yum: :tup:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: HEHEHEHAHAAHAHAAHAHAahahahahahahahahahahahahah :lolblue: :lolblue: I .... I can't...... I can't stop laughing in front of my PC.. hahahaahahahahaaa :lolblue:

alexp
12-06-2002, 16:01
why can't we talk about the footie? Argentinian players crying especially....

Diablo
12-06-2002, 16:19
Hey Alex...donīt disturb this great conversation... :grntngue: :grngrin: :tup:

alexp
12-06-2002, 16:19
sorr-EEE :rollani:

Diablo
12-06-2002, 16:24
Good boy ! :grngrin: :tup:

Hardwire
12-06-2002, 21:54
Originally posted by alexp
why can't we talk about the footie? Argentinian players crying especially....
heh
http://www.hardwire.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sissies.jpg

WingCommander
12-06-2002, 22:20
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

tenebra_uk
12-06-2002, 22:48
Thank you, Marc :wierdblu:

by the way, where does that pic come from? I don't remember it :eekblue:

Plus my hair is much longer and I have a fringe now :grntngue:

SoiledWig
13-06-2002, 01:48
This is precisely why it's not advisable to share one's image with others online. There are just too many SICKOS out there!

SoiledWig
13-06-2002, 01:55
Footballers should go around with codpieces already; or not stand there. That red makeup bag would be simply divine in a summery canary yellow. It'd really compliment the stripe on the fellow's back.

Diablo
13-06-2002, 09:27
Originally posted by SoiledWig
This is precisely why it's not advisable to share one's image with others online. There are just too many SICKOS out there!

WHO DO YOU CALL SICKO ? :wierdblu: :sour:

SoiledWig
13-06-2002, 09:46
Apparently i haven't posted enough to earn the right to joke around yet.

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 09:49
Originally posted by SoiledWig
This is precisely why it's not advisable to share one's image with others online. There are just too many SICKOS out there!

Why? Because you end up with your face stuck on a Teletubby with an old hairstyle? :grntngue:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 09:50
Originally posted by SoiledWig
Apparently i haven't posted enough to earn the right to joke around yet. Rubbish... You're entitled to call Di a sicko, as is anyone on this board... :grngrin:


Pointing out facts is not really joking around, is it? :grntngue:

Diablo
13-06-2002, 09:50
No ! I am the father of this nice group here...I descide who makes jokes on somebody else... :grngrin: ...

Well...It was not bad for an amateur... :grngrin:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 09:52
Originally posted by Understudy
Rubbish... You're entitled to call Di a sicko, as is anyone on this board... :grngrin:


Pointing out facts is not really joking around, is it? :grntngue:

I will attach a medical report on his sanity on next joke then... :grntngue:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 09:52
Originally posted by Diablo
No ! I am the father of this nice group here..You're my father..... :eekblue:

Crikey! Now I know how Luke Skywalker felt?? :grngrin:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 10:07
Originally posted by Understudy
You're my father..... :eekblue:

Crikey! Now I know how Luke Skywalker felt?? :grngrin:

... you must defeat your father to became a Jedi Knight.... but do not fall into the dark side......

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:03
Yes Understudy ! I AM YOUR FATHER !

You grow up in your uncleīs house....itīs your uncle ,not your father...although I am a bit younger than you...I am your biological father...you earned all my high quality genes ! BE proud of them !


Right now, while we are talking...I sent some "HEll Clowns" to your uncleīs house in the desert....sorry...they are joking him to death right now ! :dark:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 11:06
Keep taking the drugs Di.... :grntngue:

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:08
HUH?

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 11:34
Hey Diablo, have you noticed this: ?

Hardwire 17th May 2002 8638 posts
Diablo 9th January 2002 2486 posts

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:38
:sour: OH MY GOD !

THANKS WING C !

THIS TREATOR ! WHAT A FOUL PLAYER ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH !


ALEX ! BAN HIM IMEDIATELY ! :dark: :tdown:

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 11:39
:lolblue: Sounds like you haven't realised where Hardwire sits from 9am to 6pm :grntngue:





[cheeky Alex edit]huh? more like 10.30 til 3.30 :D [/cheeky Alex edit]

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 11:41
Hey, stop calling me "WING C", sounds like a spice girl name !!!
Just call me "Wing", even RL friends do it that way, ok?

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:43
NO ! I keep on calling you WING C !

Join our group !

Members are:

TENN Y

DIABL O

MINO S

ALE X

UNDERSTUD Y

DAIS Y

.... and perhaps

WING C in future !

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 11:44
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: We need a picture of you, Wing :dark:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 11:45
Originally posted by Diablo
NO ! I keep on calling you WING C !

Join our group !

Members are:

TENN Y

DIABL O

MINO S

ALE X

UNDERSTUD Y

DAIS Y

.... and perhaps

WING C in future !


Will MEL C and MEL B join too? :grntngue:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 11:46
Originally posted by tenebra
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: We need a picture of you, Wing :dark:

[SCARSM]..yesssss......suuuuuure......[/SARCASM]

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:48
Well..we could take this nice pic of his avatar...but please let the helmet on your head...that would scare our fans off...you might look like Darth Vader when he had put off HIS helmet... :eek:

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 11:49
Ooooh, you can trust us :angel: :dark:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 11:49
Originally posted by Diablo
Well..we could take this nice pic of his avatar...but please let the helmet on your head...that would scare our fans off...you might look like Darth Vader when he had put off HIS helmet... :eek:

Then I am Understudy's father? :eekblue: :cry: :cry:

Diablo
13-06-2002, 11:52
OH MY GOD !

UNDERSTUDY HAS 2 FATHERS?

Hey ? Am I in the correct university system anyway...ooops...sorry...I was the father of somebody else in Andromeda fog...

WEll.. WING C is your father Understudy... :eek:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 11:58
Originally posted by Diablo
WING C is your father Understudy... :eek: Well thats a step in the right direction.. :grntngue:

I was getting worried...... :grngrin:

Hang On! Does that make me half Spanish? :confused:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 12:00
Originally posted by Understudy
Well thats a step in the right direction.. :grntngue:

I was getting worried...... :grngrin:

Hang On! Does that make me half Spanish? :confused:

no, only half-perfect

Understudy
13-06-2002, 12:03
:lolblue:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 12:03
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 12:04
BTW.... I'm laughing at you!

Hardwire
13-06-2002, 12:08
Originally posted by Diablo
:sour: OH MY GOD !

THANKS WING C !

THIS TREATOR ! WHAT A FOUL PLAYER ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH !


ALEX ! BAN HIM IMEDIATELY ! :dark: :tdown:

Heh...Thought that would get to you....
Oh and check out my new title :)
I get to do the banning around here now :P

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 12:12
Congratulations, Hardwire :grngrin:

Diablo
13-06-2002, 12:15
ARGH ! Did I mention that I get a MODERATOR AND ADMINISTRATOR ban-button under my desk....donīt move Hardy ! :devil:

Understudy
13-06-2002, 12:15
Congrats HW....


Is it jointly with alexp or are you the sole champion....

Was it a fight to the death :eekblue:


Hope you didn't injure alexp too much....

Diablo
13-06-2002, 12:20
I think that he only renamed himself to be cooler ! :wierdblu:

WingCommander
13-06-2002, 12:22
I've seen another administrator recently....
with 0 posts....

tenebra_uk
13-06-2002, 12:22
Ermm...no, Di...you better behave yourself :grntngue:

Diablo
13-06-2002, 12:24
I keep on going like always ! :grngrin: :tup:

Hardwire
13-06-2002, 12:27
Thanks guys, the post is more to help Alex out with things for the time being....we shall keep you posted.

Diablo
13-06-2002, 12:38
YUk..how can somebody like him be a administrator ? yuk ! :bigeye:

Hardwire
13-06-2002, 12:55
Originally posted by Diablo
YUk..how can somebody like him be a administrator ? yuk ! :bigeye:

Because I do not post as much non-sense as you :P

Diablo
13-06-2002, 12:57
HAHA ! YOU post nonsense as well..and not only a few...but A LOT !

Whitewolf
16-06-2002, 14:05
With that many posts,It's hard to see how you can post so much....sense....

Diablo
17-06-2002, 09:58
Good point Whitewolf ! :grngrin: :tup:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 10:06
This thread reminds me of something my mate said once.

"Enough chit-chat, how much for the monkey?"

He said it in a pub to a drunk guy, who thought he was trying to buy drugs.

Ah, happy days.

Diablo
17-06-2002, 10:16
Nice story Potsy...ACK ! :bigeye:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 10:18
Well, it's not football is it?

Not cricket either, come to that.

Diablo
17-06-2002, 10:23
Who the hell talks about cricket now ? :bigeye:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 10:38
Well, you've got to know what a crumpet is, to understand cricket.

Diablo
17-06-2002, 10:42
And what the hell IS a crumpet ? :bigeye: :eekblue:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 10:42
Ah............. *taps finger on side of nose knowingly*

Diablo
17-06-2002, 10:44
ah..something dutch to sniff ?! :grngrin:

Hardwire
17-06-2002, 10:59
Hur hur hur!!

Understudy
17-06-2002, 11:09
I wouldn't want to go sniffing around someone from Grimsby..... :eekblue:


Rumor has it, they all smell of fish.... ? :grntngue:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 11:16
:sour: :rolleyes:

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 14:03
lol.
What's all this about sniffing all of a sudden?

WingCommander
17-06-2002, 14:06
Originally posted by Whitewolf
lol.
What's all this about sniffing all of a sudden?

I dunno, british jokes I think....

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 14:08
lol
At least it's not football anymore.

Hardwire
17-06-2002, 14:19
COME ON BELGIUM!!!!

WingCommander
17-06-2002, 14:20
Originally posted by Hardwire
COME ON BELGIUM!!!!

Why the hell didnt the referee conceded the Belgium goal?!?

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 14:24
Originally posted by Hardwire
COME ON BELGIUM!!!!

as double meanings go, i couldnt have put it better myself.

come on belgium!

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 14:25
Oh?Oh?Who's winning?

WingCommander
17-06-2002, 14:26
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Oh?Oh?Who's winning?
0-0 at half time

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 14:26
nil nil, last i heard

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 14:33
Hmm.......
*contemplates whether to watch the match*

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 15:41
2 nil, ronaldo for both

Understudy
17-06-2002, 15:52
no no, Rivaldo got tha first one.... :rollani:


Well. England v Brazil on Friday (as expected) :eekblue:

2potscreama
17-06-2002, 16:26
i stand corrected

i didnt actually see it, i just got told by the two lovely young nubile receptionists at the primary school where i also work.

DaisyDuke
17-06-2002, 16:33
Hey guy's :D

now this is getting out of hand here :rollani:

you were told no football, so how come we get football :confblue:

You are worse than Minos and his double entendra :bigeye:

at least that is funny :D

Understudy
17-06-2002, 16:34
Originally posted by 2potscreama
....at the primary school where i also work. They let you work with children.... :eekblue:

Hardwire
17-06-2002, 16:38
Originally posted by DaisyDuke
Hey guy's :D

now this is getting out of hand here :rollani:

you were told no football, so how come we get football :confblue:

You are worse than Minos and his double entendra :bigeye:

at least that is funny :D

Well this is the "off topic" section....and well this thread has gone "off topic" ;-)

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 17:25
lol.
Screma,Does that mean that you're a teacher?

Diablo
17-06-2002, 17:45
GOSH ! GOD HELP THOSE WEAK AND POOR CHILDEN ! :eek: :eekblue: :bigeye:

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 17:51
lol.
I would be a lot more worried if you were working there,Diablo.

Diablo
17-06-2002, 17:55
huh? ME ? Why? tse...! :wierdblu:

Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 17:58
lol.
I wouldn't be surprised if you polluted those young minds with your dirty talk. :D

2potscreama
18-06-2002, 10:31
Originally posted by Whitewolf
lol.
Screama,Does that mean that you're a teacher?

No, just a lowly IT Technician. I work for a college, but the college has contracts with a couple of local schools for IT services.

Thats my job. Half the day I have to put up with 16-19yr old students who try to be funny but arent, and the other half I have to put up with 5-10yr old students who dont try to be funny but are.

Diablo
18-06-2002, 14:09
Originally posted by Whitewolf
lol.
I wouldn't be surprised if you polluted those young minds with your dirty talk. :D

Hey...that could be thankful of that...I make them become adults faster than the other get on the natural way... :devil:

Whitewolf
18-06-2002, 19:39
lol,Yin and Yang,Screma?

Heh,I think we should let nature handle THAT,Diablo.lol

2potscreama
18-06-2002, 20:00
possibly more like Ren and Stimpy