View Full Version : Can someone please dub Beckham?
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 15:38
Congrats guys! :tup: I can't stand Beckham's interviews anymore though :cry:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 15:40
You think thats bad????? :bigeye:
You should have heard him 2/3 years ago BEFORE he had voice coaching... :eekblue: :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 15:47
He didn't talk so much then, though :wierdblu:
Does he still have balls ? or why does he has such a voice ? :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 15:51
Quoting Understudy's words... *snip snip* :lolblue:
*snip snip* ? huh? :wierdblu:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 15:53
According to the papares he has Golden Balls....... :wierdblu:
I imagine Victoria keeps them in her handbag or something..... :grntngue:
ACK !
Golden balls? Didn´t that hurt when they put that hot fluid gold over his balls !? :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 15:55
Originally posted by Understudy
According to the papares he has Golden Balls....... :wierdblu:
I imagine Victoria keeps them in her handbag or something..... :grntngue:
Yes, the golden ones are probably a replacement :grngrin:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 15:56
Golden balls? Didn´t that hurt when they put that hot fluid gold over his balls !?
Maybe they went *snip snip* first :rollani:
Or an enemy kicker mixed them up with the "REAL" football... :eek:
Do you mean these balls here ? :grngrin: :tup: http://www.freakyanimals.com/pictures/0003.jpg
Understudy
15-06-2002, 16:07
Nope!
Every one knows that squirrels have nuts not balls..... :grntngue:
Again, I wonder about the translation of this out of English???? :rollani:
NUTS = NÜSSE
BALLS = BÄLLE
hhmm...I think about the German relations between these words.. :eek: :confused:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 16:12
Originally posted by Understudy
Nope!
Every one knows that squirrels have nuts not balls..... :grntngue:
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
I know that you can take nuts in your mouth and eat and chew them....does that count for balls as well? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 16:19
You're free to try it :eekblue:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 16:24
You'd have to be very flexible......
Or have a very good friend.....
:eekblue: ehm..depends on the balls size...ehm...we are still talking about football, right? :confused: :eek:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 16:25
Originally posted by Understudy
Or have a very good friend.....
:wierdblu:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 16:26
Oh football balls....... Thats disgusting.! :wierdblu:
BTW .. I would only let my good friends attempt to chew a tennis ball that I owned.... :grngrin:
Originally posted by Understudy
You'd have to be very flexible......
Or have a very good friend.....
:wierdblu: :wierdblu:
What about cute medicin balls? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 16:31
Medicine balls? What the heck is that now? :bigeye:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 16:32
Originally posted by Diablo
What about cute medicin balls? :grngrin: How big is your mouth...??? :eekblue:
I suppose you could always cut them into slices, and gently saute them in a white wine sauce.... but they'd still taste bad! :grngrin:
Understudy
15-06-2002, 16:34
Originally posted by tenebra
Medicine balls? What the heck is that now? :bigeye:
have a look at this....
have a look at this... (http://www.karatedepot.com/store/catalog/scan/se=tr%2dex%2d010/sf=0/sp=large/ml=1.html?id=QSBNrn5H)
tenebra_uk
15-06-2002, 16:38
That's right :lolblue: I should remember that, I had one straight in my face while training basketball :lolblue: :lolblue:
This is a better pic !
http://www.bjjv.de/Vereine/ATSV/Bilder/Gruppen/SA2/Medizinball.jpg
WingCommander
15-06-2002, 20:36
Hey, you started a no-sense thread and didn't invite me?!?!?! oh, how cute from you! :sour:
Anyway, how do you want Beckham to speak better when he is married to a woman with a voice as good as his..
What voice ? Had Dumb Spice ever any voice ? :confused:
WingCommander
16-06-2002, 12:46
Originally posted by Diablo
What voice ? Had Dumb Spice ever any voice ? :confused:
aye, something like the screaming of a cat when you squash its tail with your foot....
Wasn´t that the same sound like when they cut of his nuts ? :grngrin:
Warspite
17-06-2002, 16:53
Why would anyone want to club David Beckham?
Its not like he's a baby seal or anything...i doubt his pelt will be any use.
*tries out new specs*
OHHH!! DUB David Beckham....definitely, using Isaac Hayes.
:bounce:
Or Princess Anne. :bigeye:
Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 17:23
I hear that Beckham has a......girly voice?
*hides under the couch*
YES ! But we don´t know WHY that is so... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 17:52
Eesh....
I'm getting goosebumps!
What you don't realise is that his voice is already being dubbed... :rollani:
Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 20:06
Meaning,that voice I hear when he's being interviewed is a dubbed voice?
Yikes!
WingCommander
17-06-2002, 20:08
Originally posted by Minos
What you don't realise is that his voice is already being dubbed... :rollani:
already ? what lovecraft's beast coud be so evil to dub him that way? :eekblue:
Whitewolf
17-06-2002, 20:12
Must be the devil itself.....
Either that,or some media company trying to make him more appealing to viewers.
It was all a dreadful mistake – by the same PR experts who advised Margaret Thatcher to 'soften' her image by taking lessons from a voice coach, with the result that all her announcements sounded as if she was addressing a class of nursery school children... :confblue:
Warspite
17-06-2002, 23:50
She WAS - that's why the fools voted the stupid old cow in 3 times..
*steams in righteous socialist indignation*
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Must be the devil itself.....
Either that,or some media company trying to make him more appealing to viewers.
Well...I think that a media company has something to do with it...I am not involved in it....not yet... :devil: :dark:
Whitewolf
18-06-2002, 19:40
Not YET?
Yikes!I shudder to think of what you'd do to Beckham!
Although he has already been worked on bad enough......
suicidesquad
18-06-2002, 19:43
It's all very well mocking Beckham's voice, but it's still not as bad as Michael Owen's... :eekblue:
WingCommander
18-06-2002, 19:55
I think I have found the terrible mystery behind Beckham's voice... :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
19-06-2002, 01:10
Originally posted by suicidesquad
It's all very well mocking Beckham's voice, but it's still not as bad as Michael Owen's... :eekblue:
He doesn't get to speak that often :grntngue:
suicidesquad
19-06-2002, 01:37
Originally posted by tenebra
He doesn't get to speak that often :grntngue:
Personally, I think *all* footballers should be as quiet in public as him... more often than not, they make themselves look a tit. :rollani:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 08:01
Hehe,Beckham is a gremlin?Wahahaha...
2potscreama
19-06-2002, 10:49
Originally posted by suicidesquad
Personally, I think *all* footballers should be as quiet in public as him... more often than not, they make themselves look a tit. :rollani:
As opposed to running around snogging each other on the pitch, which is obviously normal behaviour...
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 10:52
lol.Reminds me of the Argintina Vs England match-bringing the war to the football pitch...
2potscreama
19-06-2002, 11:17
using footballs instead of exocet missiles?
bonus!
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 12:36
Footballs replaced the Exocet,fists and legs replaced the...erm...something.lol
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