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Cucumbers...What do YOU do with it ?...ehmm...what do you cook with it ? :grngrin:
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Warspite
19-06-2002, 17:15
You really are just not normal are you?
You dirty devil :rollani:
Nope....I am just not normal...Isnīt it boring just to be like everybody else? :grntngue: :grngrin:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 17:24
Usage of cucumbers?
Probably twack it overyour head,Diablo.lol :D
hhmm...I prefer having it in my salad... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 17:29
No!Whack!
*Takes cucumber and whacks it over Diablo's head*
Hehe
hmmm...with cold messy "souce" please ! I love it really wet and messy...yummy ! remember that cake orgy ?..yeah ! :yum:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 17:32
Ahhh......
*washes cucumber*
Better I eat it instead.......
hhmm..I am really inrested in making me a salad..I am so hungry....I know that tenebra is a good cook...I hope I will be able to get a chance of eating something that tenebra has cooked... :yum: :tup:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 17:37
I think you need some time out.lol
Only when I can eat in Tenebraīs kitchen..yummy... :yum:
tenebra_uk
19-06-2002, 18:07
Tenebra's kitchen...sounds like a horror restaurant :lolblue:
Understudy
19-06-2002, 18:12
Originally posted by tenebra
Tenebra's kitchen...sounds like a horror restaurant :lolblue: It kinda reminds me of that 'pop' group .... Alicia's Attic... :grntngue:
When's the first album out? :grngrin:
I donīt know that group ! Sorry...well...Tenebra....what is your best meal that you could cook me ? Something Italian ? :yum:
Understudy
19-06-2002, 18:31
Nah... We'd prefer Mexican or Thai :grngrin: :grngrin:
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 19:10
Or...
Chinese takeout?
Sushi?
Curry?
tenebra_uk
19-06-2002, 19:25
Originally posted by Understudy
It kinda reminds me of that 'pop' group .... Alicia's Attic... :grntngue:
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
When's the first album out? :grngrin:
You'll be delighted to know that I've always refused to sing :grntngue:
Chinese or Thai for me...I only cook Italian at Christmas :grngrin:
2potscreama
19-06-2002, 19:39
Originally posted by Warspite
You really are just not normal are you?
You dirty devil :rollani:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
No-one can post this kind of thing and still think people will believe him when he says he's got a life...
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 19:46
Err,do demons and devils HAVE a life in the first place?lol
2potscreama
19-06-2002, 19:51
yes, in theory, since demons dont actually count as undead
Whitewolf
19-06-2002, 20:13
Ahh,in THEORY!lol
Diablo has proven that wrong,no?lol
Hey guys...
I have quiet a normal life...REALLY ! :grngrin: :tup:
I just need to compensate my hard days at university... :grntngue:
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 00:37
Originally posted by Diablo
Hey guys...
I have quiet a normal life...REALLY ! :grngrin: :tup:
I just need to compensate my hard days at university... :grntngue:
... sure .... a normal law student .... like if the world was full of these ....
Hey...Economic Law...please !
A bit more interesting than the "normal" stuff... :p
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 00:42
Originally posted by Diablo
Hey...Economic Law...please !
A bit more interesting than the "normal" stuff... :p
Like if there is any difference... :grngrin:
YES ! BIg difference....
I earn A LOT of money lateron... :p
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 00:46
Originally posted by Diablo
YES ! BIg difference....
I earn A LOT of money lateron... :p
If you ever finish the career... :devil:
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 08:23
Or make it in.lol
Originally posted by WingCommander
If you ever finish the career... :devil:
:rollani: :frownblu: :blush:
Hello Chiara !
You like that thread?
*smiles at her* :grngrin: Did you sleep well lst night? :grngrin:
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 10:38
Can't stop thinking of her,hmm?
Understudy
20-06-2002, 10:56
Originally posted by Diablo
*smiles at her* :grngrin: Did you sleep well lst night? :grngrin: If you smiled at me Di.... I'd have nightmares :grntngue: :eek:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 11:35
If you had a phonecall from my landlord first thing in the morning, then you'll have real nightmares :bigeye: I better hide for a second in the shouter's corner :rollani:
Warspite
20-06-2002, 12:48
Landlords are easy - you just ring them up and say "we know where you live " in a Balkan accent. Works wonders. :coolred:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 12:58
:tup: I look very Eastern European :grngrin:
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 15:18
lol.
hehe....
I know,you could pass yourself off as a member of the Mafia to escape the landlord...
Okay,bad idea...
Warspite
20-06-2002, 15:55
Does the landlord own any race horses? :devil:
Or just say to the landlord...."I know where your car stands...!" :devil:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 15:58
No horse, his cars are rubbish... :rollani:
I still think that the tax people are scary enough :grntngue: :devil:
..or just send Minos to him...he will smart-*** him till death... :bigeye:
But to be serious for a moment, if your contract doesn't expire till September, surely that's the end to it?
Or do you simply mean he's trying to put emotional pressure on you, now he knows you have a place in London? You could offer to renegotiate the contract... you agree to get out in (say) two weeks, and he pays you 'suitable' compensation for breach of contract...
Perhaps Di could advise you on this (waiving his usual fee, of course)... :devil:
2potscreama
20-06-2002, 16:34
*wanders up to warspite, and fakes a poor balkan accent*
"hwe hknow hwhere hyou hlive"
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 16:35
It's not that I have a problem...I know where I stand ;) He's just being a pain in the neck and I would just like to see him disappear from this planet :dark: Any alien creature willing to abduct him? :grngrin:
Hey...I need a new house animal...Whitewolf died suddenly last night... :devil:
2potscreama
20-06-2002, 16:42
i dont even want to know what you were doing to him at the time.
you and your evil cucumber ways!
Originally posted by tenebra
It's not that I have a problem...I know where I stand ;) He's just being a pain in the neck and I would just like to see him disappear from this planet :dark: Any alien creature willing to abduct him? :grngrin: You mean the sort of aliens who conduct horrifyingly painful and degrading medical experiments on humans? Experiments which leave the abductee a hopeless wreck, cast out of society as mentally inadequate?
...and with a brain implant to keep him subjugated to his alien masters; a mindless tool?
No, sorry, can't think of anyone...
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 16:53
Yes, please! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
2potscreama
20-06-2002, 16:54
Originally posted by Minos
You mean the sort of aliens who conduct horrifyingly painful and degrading medical experiments on humans? Experiments which leave the abductee a hopeless wreck, cast out of society as a complete loser?
...and with a brain implant to keep him subjugated to his alien masters; a mindless tool?
No, sorry, can't think of anyone...
Actually that fairly accurately describes just about everyone on these boards... :lolblue:
Understudy
20-06-2002, 16:55
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Actually that description fairly accuratly describes just about everyone on these boards... :lolblue: Mindless tools?
Except me, of course.
I am your master...
(It's no good checking for those brain implants, you human fools!)
2potscreama
20-06-2002, 16:59
It would explain a lot of things...
Understudy
20-06-2002, 17:05
I didn't realise ( or even suspect )... :eekblue:
That must put me right at the bottom of the pile? :confused:
2potscreama
20-06-2002, 17:07
Nah, but it would explain wht Minos is such a smart ars'e
Understudy
20-06-2002, 17:10
Today, I've been called:
underpantsstudy
undercrackers
and a mindless tool
Thats almost as much abuse as I get a work... :grntngue:
Warspite
20-06-2002, 17:19
I cant believe nobody suggested tenny makes the landlord " an offer he can't refuse". Slacking, the lot of you.. :rollani:
And 2pots - Balkan accents don't work on me 'cos I can speak Serbo-Croat. And you DONT know where I live. But look where i am :devil:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 17:20
Hmmm...I haven't contributed to the abuse, Understudy...Do you mind if I call you Underlinen? :grngrin:
Understudy
20-06-2002, 17:21
Originally posted by tenebra
Hmmm...I haven't contributed to the abuse, Understudy...Do you mind if I call you Underlinen? :grngrin: Actually, spending all my time in a nice warm airing cupboard seems quite appealling.... Can I get a TV installed? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 17:22
Originally posted by Warspite
And 2pots - Balkan accents don't work on me 'cos I can speak Serbo-Croat. :devil:
Not another one with ex Yugoslavian origins :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 17:23
Originally posted by Understudy
Actually, spending all my time in a nice warm airing cupboard seems quite appealling.... Can I get a TV installed? :grngrin:
Nope :grngrin: We would lose the fun of having you locked up in a cupboard :grntngue:
Don't worry, Understudy being a mindless tool of an alien race isn't that bad if you're completely unimportant!
It's the top ones we have the fun with. Hasn't it ever struck you how many bizarre and illogical statements come from senior politicians? US presidents are our favourites, though I must admit we had a bit of fun with Margaret Thatcher...
Warspite
20-06-2002, 17:35
Not Yugoslav - Irish.
Minos is right though - I knew Thatcher was an alien the whole time, cos I was drafted into the Walmington-on-Sea Anti-Alien Volunteer Defence Force.We weren't very good, but we knew a screaming alien menace when we saw one.
That Hilary Clinton is one too :bigeye:
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 19:21
Eew.....
The former US president was married to an alien?
Oh,the horror!lol
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 19:23
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Eew.....
The former US president was married to an alien?
Oh,the horror!lol
Is that the reason of his relaionship with Monica Lewinsky?
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 19:26
lol.
And all the others he's had as well......
Originally posted by WingCommander
Is that the reason of his relaionship with Monica Lewinsky?
Well..perhaps she only wanted to get in contact with her alien family...ehmm..eh..by loooking for a micro or sothing else....it was only by chance that she met Billy BOY with no trousers... :grntngue: ....
Well she took the "micro" but she couldnīt reach her ancestors...what a liar that Billy was...only misused small innocent alien practisers... :grntngue:
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