View Full Version : Should Diablo be permitted to live?
As I have now exposed myself as one of the alien masters controlling your planet, I may as well be frank.
Though almost all of you are human, though mere pawns (yes, the 's' comes at the end, not the beginning), there is one exception: Diablo.
Diablo is the only one I completely constructed myself; an entirely artificial entity. As a matter of fact he's only been in existence for a few years... the false memory implants have been a complete success. He actually believes he has a family, went to school, served in the Bundeswehr... he even has photographs which he thinks support the idea that he is a real man – pictures of him wearing a dress and makeup, for example.
But this is all an illusion.
In fact I created him as a joke after one of our office parties – it seemed like a laugh at the time, but now I'm not sure if it would be humane to let him continue to exist.
However, I haven't been able to make up my mind whether or not to destroy him yet... what do the rest of you think?
Understudy
20-06-2002, 17:48
Di is fine as a prototype, but I know you can do better..... :tdown:
I thought the idea was for your creation to blend in with the other Humans.... This one stood out like a sore thumb. :grntngue:
As you say, he was a prototype, and a largely successful one!
But he was never really credible. There were too many peculiarities in his behaviour, even by human standards.
This is why I am inviting suggestions for modifications (or annihilation of course!).
Any ideas, anyone?
Understudy
20-06-2002, 17:56
scrap 'im and start again! :grngrin: :grntngue:
Warspite
20-06-2002, 18:06
Pull his legs off!!! :bounce:
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 19:06
Take his head on put it on a dog body and take the dog head and place it in Diablo's body as in Mars Attacks, that way the body will have a superior intellect.
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 19:15
EEK!
Created huh?That's like something from a show I once watched.lol
Hmm.......
Well,maybe you should have made him less of a pervert?lol
WingCommander
20-06-2002, 19:17
Hey!! Perhaps Minos could use Whitewolf's body and head instead of a normal dog ones !! :dark:
Whitewolf
20-06-2002, 19:19
eep!
No!I'll remain in one piece!
No attaching to Diablo!NOOOOOO!
*runs under couch*
tenebra_uk
20-06-2002, 23:18
As long as my body is not involved, I'm open to suggestion :grngrin:
Whitewolf
21-06-2002, 00:12
DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
*trembles*
*is hiding under couch*
I still think you overdid the pervert part,Minos!
WingCommander
21-06-2002, 00:15
Originally posted by Whitewolf
DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
*trembles*
*is hiding under couch*
I still think you overdid the pervert part,Minos!
You will know the pervert part when your body thinks with Diablo's head MWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! :dark:
Whitewolf
21-06-2002, 00:40
What if I don't want to know?
*retreats deeper under the couch*
WingCommander
21-06-2002, 01:39
Originally posted by Whitewolf
What if I don't want to know?
*retreats deeper under the couch*
Do you think you have election? You must obbey master Minos !! :dark:
Steve_Shapiro
21-06-2002, 07:30
You people have wwaaaaaaaayyyyy toooo much time on your hands. :eekblue: :confblue:
NUMBER 5 LIVES! :tup: :tup:
I want to live ! I just need some major adjustments... :rollani: ...For example....how about lending me Tenebra´s body for a whole day....perhaps then I am able to make some explorations on that female body...hmmm...
*BIG TWINKLE* ;) ...I try to find a connection to my cucumber-thread again... :grntngue:
I urge you to realise the limitations I was working under when I first constructed him!
The only raw material I had was this imperfect specimen!
...yet despite these limitations I still managed to produce the marvellous creature you see below!
There had to be economies. The lower half remained the same as the original – this explains Diablo's lovely smooth legs, and the absence of a bulge at his groin. But I reasoned that he had no need of male sexual organs – what would he do with them?
The upper half is somewhat deformed, I admit, and despite the use of memory implants he clearly retains some idea of his former self... his constant demands to be whipped, his dressing in women's clothes, and other matters I will not go into.
Nevertheless I regard him as a triumph of bio-engineering – particularly for a first attempt! I shall have to consider carefully before I make any modifications to such a splendid creature!
Are you seriously suggesting I should swap his head and body with those of Whitewolf?
That would be a travesty of nature! An abomination!
...give me a bit of time to think about it... :rollani:
WingCommander
22-06-2002, 02:02
Originally posted by Minos
Are you seriously suggesting I should swap his head and body with those of Whitewolf?
That would be a travesty of nature! An abomination!
...give me a bit of time to think about it... :rollani:
Just imagine all the perversions he could came to with that furball body !
Scary, very scary. :confblue:
Hey..I don´t need or fur....and I don´t want to have my head stuck on an old dog..... :wierdblu: ..
I need a brand new body...perhaps a body like Cassanova or hmm...how about creating a wonmen just for me..I could create a new creature on a natural way...
Here my suggestion about the outward appearance of her...
http://www.gregbender.com/vimg/alba.jpg
Please Minos ! Use your abilties to create me that girl ! MASTER !...
By the way...I have genitials...although Minos never used his and don´t think of any use with them... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
22-06-2002, 19:05
I am NOT a dog!
And I will NOT be involved in any bio-engineering whatsit!
*growl*
Ok..then we are on one side Whitey !
Hey Minos ? Where is my girl that I ordered!? :dark:
She got sent to me :D
and she has told me that she want's to stay. :tup:
Bad luck Di :p
Sorry dude !
Only a gift for loyal warriors out of the lines of the "GOD OF WAR"...MARS....are allowed to have this beautiful girls for getting rid of our aggressions... :grngrin:
Originally posted by Diablo
Hey Minos ? Where is my girl that I ordered!? :dark: Give me time! It's turning out long and hard, all this work I'm doing on her... er... it... :blush:
...after that remark of yours about me not using my genitals I've been asking her to show me what they're for... :yum:
...but I'm still not convinced by what she says about using a sausage-slicer for the job... :eekblue:
BTW, Di; forget Marc – it seems that Carl means 'manly' (according to my dictionary at least).
Not sure about the Heinz though. To Brits this simply reminds them of a manufacturer of tinned food such as baked beans... :wierdblu:
They used to have a slogan 'Beanz Meanz Heinz' (the English pronounce the z like an s). Grafitti artists would change this to 'Beanz Meanz Fartz'.
Such is English wit... :rollani:
Well...honestly...we in Germany , and especially me myself, experienced that beans CAN be very dangerous when you are using the elevator filled with people after lunch... :bigeye: :grngrin:
Whitewolf
23-06-2002, 18:20
lol.As usual,our demon wants a female to...accompany him......
Steve_Shapiro
24-06-2002, 05:14
Even demons need loving. :grngrin: :grntngue:
Whitewolf
24-06-2002, 05:51
Blasphemy!
lol :D
Blasphemy ? Why blasphemy?
Yes..Even gods needs a bit loving...and need to be cuddled sometimes....tse ! :wierdblu:
Whitewolf
24-06-2002, 11:03
Gods,maybe.
Demons?errr......
DaisyDuke
24-06-2002, 15:05
Change Diablo!?
not sure about that Minos, do you honestly think you could change him :eek:
not sure what the reference to hienz was earlier, but in my neck of the woods, we used to call a mongrel a hienz 57, being of several vareties :bigeye:
:tup: HEINZ not HIENZ ! tse ! Daisy ! :grngrin:
You mean the tomato catchup ? Heinz Tomato catchup : 57 varieties..VERY TASTY ! :grngrin:
http://www.iwz.de/extras/4001gutessen/bilder/heinz.jpg
DaisyDuke
24-06-2002, 18:29
Okay Di, so my spelling is not too good today :P
that was what I meant :D
Well...I prefer you talking in riddles than stop talking fully... :bigeye:
DaisyDuke
24-06-2002, 18:39
thankyou Di :D
I missed you too, am off work at the moment so will be here more often :)
No problem Daisy...
Hope to hear from you more often... :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
25-06-2002, 19:45
Daisyduke!
*jumps up and down*
Originally posted by DaisyDuke
Change Diablo!?
not sure about that Minos, do you honestly think you could change him :eek:
Hmm... perhaps not... it would be cruel...
A (relatively) painless destruction then! :tup:
And that simulacrum of Angelina Jolie I made as a female companion for him would be such a waste – I'd better keep her in my laboratory. For purely scientific reasons, you understand! :yum:
Hey – who's the other person who voted "Keep him on to satisfy the needs of German women"?
...or has one of the moderators been fixing the poll again? :wierdblu:
Ah, those were the days!
I just decided to pop back to see what was happening, and what should I find but this?
...not that I could remember having done it, mind you. I... I've forgotten so much since the operation. The electrodes they planted in my... it's all so blurred. It'll come back to me I'm sure...
HE'S..........ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see you back Minos............ :respect:
YEAHHHHH mdr1
Hello Minos, nice to see you, to see you
NICE :chapeau: :chapeau:
tenebra_uk
29-09-2005, 11:39
I didn't even have to poke him! :aie:
Blackmailing time.
Si, are you still going to neglect us so badly when everybody loves you and misses you here? weirdblue
Crazed_Dodgem
22-02-2007, 18:29
just found this thread, hey, diablo is a mod for TDU section now dont you know? :p
and i dont know why i voted to keep him on to satisfy german women, we all know he does that allready :p
tenebra_uk
22-02-2007, 18:48
Sweet pants, Lewis, this thread is almost 5 years old lightbulb
It was another Diablo, nothing to do with Diablo_
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