View Full Version : Come On England!!!!
Understudy
21-06-2002, 07:52
Wanna be the first to say it.... And its gotta be shouted..
England v Brazil starts in 45 minutes... Come on tha boys!!
GO ENGLAND!
2potscreama
21-06-2002, 09:39
1 nil!
Understudy
21-06-2002, 10:39
You just don't play well enough to deserve to win. :frownblu: :cry: :(
Well, we didn't really want to win anyway...
Look at the bright side better to lose to Brazil than to go through and lose to Senegal or South Korea or whoever... :rollani:
Warspite
21-06-2002, 11:24
I'm glad I'm South Korean - I would hate MY team to be as useless as England were this morning. At least Korea MAKE AN EFFORT TO WIN :rollani:
Understudy
21-06-2002, 11:28
Resuce plan for my day: Drink shed loads of coffee
work like a *******
Crank up that James Brown album I just dl'ed
Pray Germany loose to USA by 5 own goals (Sorry Di)
hit the pub running at 6 o'clockAny other suggestions?
go to the pub at lunchtime and "lose track of the time"??
....oh, GONADS
Still, I'm still glad I'm not French or Argentinian....
A real shame Darius didn't make more of a mark though, thought he might have been played from half time, not just for the last 12 mins..
Understudy
21-06-2002, 11:43
Originally posted by alexp
A real shame Darius didn't make more of a mark though, thought he might have been played from half time, not just for the last 12 mins.. Up till half time, the 11 on the pitch looked like they could play football...
fair point. Sadly, so did Ronaldhino before he got sent off..
Understudy
21-06-2002, 12:41
Didn't really deserve that did he..... :rolleyes:
Perhaps if we had been playing against 10 men, we might have tried a little harder.... :confblue:
Warspite
21-06-2002, 16:27
I am absolutely steaming mad that the weakest German side for years has to battle its way past the might of Paraguay, Saudi Arabia and the USA, whilst a good English side have to face Argentina and piggin Brazil!!! :confused:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:
Perhpas God just loves Germany that much ! :grngrin: :tup: ...You Englishmen should start praying a bit more often... :grntngue:
Understudy
21-06-2002, 16:34
So.... Brazil v Spain final?????
You can still get 20 - 1 on Senegal winning the tournament.... :rollani:
turns a fiver into a night out.... :grngrin:
(by rights after today we should get better odds on Germany ;) )
I think that pain wonīt get into the finals...as sure as Germany wonīt get it.... :devil:
Whitewolf
23-06-2002, 18:44
And so did Spain to Korea.Yikes!
But NOT Germany ! :grntngue:
Whitewolf
26-06-2002, 19:19
lol
Now to see who'll walk off with the cup....
:devil: TOMORROW IS BIG DAY ! MAY THE BETTER TEAM WIN ! :devil:
Whitewolf
30-06-2002, 16:38
Wow,that was SOME match!
*sigh*
Tomorrow will be the day I go back to college.I hate that.I'm so lonely there.....
Lonely? hmm... :rollani:
Well..That was truely a great game ! Germany was very strong ! Brasil had to fight A LOT to gain these 2 goals by Ronaldo....it was really a great game !
I am really proud of our guys ! :tup:
Whitewolf
01-07-2002, 15:06
*nods*
Lonely,cause I got no friends in college.
Yeah,it was a good match!
Hey..how long are you on college ? :eek:
Whitewolf
01-07-2002, 17:31
Until May 2004.
*sigh*
when did you start college? :confused:
Whitewolf
03-07-2002, 14:26
One year ago,in July 2001.
WHAT? And still no friends?...oi..... :eek:
Whitewolf
03-07-2002, 16:57
Well,it all started off okay,but it just fell apart.I'm not sure who's at fault though-they or me.
Warspite
03-07-2002, 17:09
Don't worry about it kid - I have probably made and lost enough friends to fill a football stadium..it's nothing to get hyped up about.
Switch off your PC, go join some college society, and get out there and do stuff - a drinking soc for debauched fun, or a dancing soc. for meeting Ladeez :devil:
If I see you log on here again in the next 48 hours without you joining some group and getting out of the house, I'm going to jam your IP !!!get going!!!! :bounce:
Whitewolf
03-07-2002, 17:13
Well,I'll be gone for a looooooonnnnnnnggggg time tomorrow.College starts at 9 in the morning,and won't end until 9.30 in the evening.hehe,lot's of opportunities there!
Although I might come home looking like a zombie from the Resident Evil universe when it's all over......
2potscreama
04-07-2002, 09:44
"With the Colossus,we have nothing to fear"-GTVA Command
"What about Keith Chegwin?"
"Yipe!"-GTVA Command
"Sorry"
Understudy
04-07-2002, 10:26
Scarry!! :eekblue:
Did you ever see that Viz documentary, where they showed him reduced to selling tennis balls that he'd collected from the thames at low tide... :lolblue: :lolblue:
Originally posted by Warspite
Don't worry about it kid - I have probably made and lost enough friends to fill a football stadium..it's nothing to get hyped up about.
...well...do you really have so many relatives , to fill a whole stadium? :grngrin: ....
....hmmm...BIG clubbing and festival time tomorrow in university ! YES ! Alcohol, sex and Rock nī Roll...long day tomorrow !
CHEERS ! :bigeye: l
Warspite
04-07-2002, 11:24
Originally posted by Diablo
...well...do you really have so many relatives , to fill a whole stadium? :grngrin: ....
Yes - there are millions of them. Its an Irish thing...
And may I remind people to tell Whitewolf he is not allowed on line today? If you see him you have to tell him to go out and meet people instead!!! :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
04-07-2002, 11:29
I'll scare him away :dark:
I will show him the pic of the PatRat ! That scares him away... :grngrin:
2potscreama
04-07-2002, 13:14
I'll refer him to Keith Chegwin.
who is THAT? :confused: :eek:
Too terrible to speak of... :eekblue:
HEY ..GHOST MINOS !!!! ALWAYS INVISIBLE ! COWARD !!!!! :wierdblu:
All right, all right, just because I like a bit of privacy...
I've just saved the world AGAIN, by the way... completed Resident Evil 2 (both characters).
I now have the option to come back as a zombie! :eekblue:
as a zombie ? WOW ! I never heard that! huh?
You normally canīt play a zombie ! What sense should that make ! I only know and payed an umbrella soldier....
Warspite
04-07-2002, 17:45
Did you ever play Resident Evil on the Playstation?
I played all 3 games to death, but never got the option to be a zombie.Thinking about it, I think I would have refused anyway :confblue:
There was a cool bonus game in the third episode, where you play one of the mercenaries, and have to race against the clock to complete an objective, before Umbrella set off a bomb in your head - is that on the PC version? :bounce:
In Resident Evil 3 ??? I donīt know...I only played it once... :bigeye:
Originally posted by Diablo
as a zombie ? WOW ! I never heard that! huh?
You normally canīt play a zombie ! What sense should that make ! I only know and payed an umbrella soldier.... Well, I haven't started it yet, but when I completed the game a screen came up and said I had the option to play again as a policeman in that special group (can't remember the name) that Chris Redfield was in... except he'd been turned into a zombie.
Remember there was a locked cabinet in the darkroom that needed 'a special key'? I wondered why I couldn't find it as either Leon of Claire. Apparently I have to find it now as this new character...
(I'm playing the PC version by the way.)
Whitewolf
04-07-2002, 18:29
Well,I'm on.....
And working on that relationship!
2potscreama
04-07-2002, 19:15
Originally posted by Minos
Well, I haven't started it yet, but when I completed the game a screen came up and said I had the option to play again as a policeman in that special group (can't remember the name) that Chris Redfield was in... except he'd been turned into a zombie.
Remember there was a locked cabinet in the darkroom that needed 'a special key'? I wondered why I couldn't find it as either Leon of Claire. Apparently I have to find it now as this new character...
(I'm playing the PC version by the way.)
Ah, that will be why then. The PC version's "special bits" were vastly different to the Playstation version.
Originally posted by Minos
Well, I haven't started it yet, but when I completed the game a screen came up and said I had the option to play again as a policeman in that special group (can't remember the name) that Chris Redfield was in... except he'd been turned into a zombie.
Remember there was a locked cabinet in the darkroom that needed 'a special key'? I wondered why I couldn't find it as either Leon of Claire. Apparently I have to find it now as this new character...Sorry! Sorry! My mistake. The screen was only up for a few seconds and I didn't have time to read it all. I ran it again and did a screen grab, and this is in fact what it said:
2potscreama
05-07-2002, 09:41
Still different to what you get on the Playstation version.
On the PS, you just have to guess how to find Brad.
If you havent done it yet, on the PS version you have to get to the police station without shooting anything.
The key for the locker is then on Brad's twitching body. Careful though, he's a bugger to kill with just a pistol if you get your range wrong.
Originally posted by Minos
Sorry! Sorry! My mistake. The screen was only up for a few seconds and I didn't have time to read it all. I ran it again and did a screen grab, and this is in fact what it said:
ARGH MINOS !!!!!! I GOT THE SAME !!!!!! YOU CANNOT PLAY A ZOMBIE !!!! ARGH !
You have to go through the whole city to that police station and there is a tunnel outside...in that unnel-like on the pic - there is Barry as a zombie...when you kill him you get that key ...you can use that key in the S.T.A.R.S. -office with a wardrobe...you get new clothes , a kind of gatling and a bag so you can put more things into your inventory... :tup:
Warspite
05-07-2002, 10:56
Ahhhh- a dream come true ...
Running round Raccoon city, and saying to yourself " Do I nail this zombie with 3000 rounds from my unlimited ammo Gatling gun, or give him a few rounds from my rocket launcher? Decisions, decisions..." :bounce: :bounce:
2potscreama
05-07-2002, 13:13
Originally posted by Diablo
ARGH MINOS !!!!!! I GOT THE SAME !!!!!! YOU CANNOT PLAY A ZOMBIE !!!! ARGH !
You have to go through the whole city to that police station and there is a tunnel outside...in that unnel-like on the pic - there is Barry as a zombie...when you kill him you get that key ...you can use that key in the S.T.A.R.S. -office with a wardrobe...you get new clothes , a kind of gatling and a bag so you can put more things into your inventory... :tup:
It's Brad, not Barry. You see how he dies in Resi:3
Something to look forward to then! :rollani:
BTW, thanks for the earlier tip about Brad though I'm so sick of wandering around that bloody police station being accosted by strange men (trying to embrace me and give me love-bites) I'm not sure I want to take up the challenge. :eekblue:
Is there a version of Resident Evil where you can play the part of a lawyer suing the local council / police department for allowing dangerous creatures to roam freely?
Warspite
05-07-2002, 13:48
Originally posted by Minos
Is there a version of Resident Evil where you can play the part of a lawyer suing the local council / police department for allowing dangerous creatures to roam freely?
Surely that would be Ultimate Evil, rather than Resident Evil.....I need not point out that our own resident Demon is studying Law :rollani:
No, you don't need to point it out!
That's why I said it (well, partly)... :rollani:
Anyway, I decided to give it a go after all I had to see what my new wardrobe looked like... but now look at me! I daren't leave the room looking like this! If the zombies saw me I'd die of shame! :confblue: At least in Alone in the Dark Ed Carnby looked cool in that trench coat...
Is this what they mean by replayablity in a game? I'm not impressed... :wierdblu:
Besides, it makes my thighs look too fat...
2potscreama
06-07-2002, 12:38
There's a Jeans/Leather Jacket combo in there if I remember rightly. Makes you shoot your pistol like a gangsta.
Hey Minos !
You are impressed ! You like male muscles... :grngrin: :tup: ..virtual ones I mean... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
08-07-2002, 17:12
Hehe.Interesting.....
Maybe I should go get RE:1 and 2 and go play!
Warspite
08-07-2002, 17:26
NO!!!
NO GAMES!!!
LADEEZ!! GO >>>NOW!!!
Whitewolf
08-07-2002, 19:18
*looks at Warspite*
Hmm?You....alright?
*waves paw in front of Warspite*
2potscreama
09-07-2002, 00:09
I think he's trying to convince you to go out, WhiteWolf. Go out into the wide world. And get laid.
Whitewolf
09-07-2002, 18:28
I'm having trouble doing that.lol
I finally found someone I like,but she's proving to be a tough one to catch!
2potscreama
11-07-2002, 09:45
You'll just have to try harder. But not too hard.
How about being frankly and just saying.."I like you honey...letīs have sex in the classroom? :grngrin: :tup:
All these pre-games....we all know where this all lead to... :coolred: :bored:
2potscreama
11-07-2002, 16:51
Something tells me that Diablo hasnt got the greatest love life ever.
Cant think why though...
hey..my love life is quite ok...sometimes a bit odd and pervert but still ok... :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
14-07-2002, 05:57
Originally posted by Diablo
How about being frankly and just saying.."I like you honey...letīs have sex in the classroom? :grngrin: :tup:
And get caught on CCTV?Nah......
Besides,I think I'd get slapped sooner that way.lol
What the hell is CCTV ? :confused:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 10:35
Security cameras, Di ;)
hmm...Everytime I see security cams...I always look right into them and start smiling like hell ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 11:06
Huh? :eekblue: So you walk around grinning to cctv's? :wierdblu:
EVERYTIME I GO OUT SHOPPING ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 11:14
:lolblue: Actually, I must admit that I do smile to everybody (animals included) while I walk around... :grngrin:
:grngrin: I am always looking very seriously....untill there is a cam or a nude girl outside... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 11:23
Naked girls? :lolblue: Does that happen very often? :eekblue: I guess there'll be a substantial male migration to Siegen... :lolblue:
Originally posted by tenebra
Naked girls? :lolblue: Does that happen very often? :eekblue:Don't worry seeing nude girls in the street is a well-known side-effect of failing to take the medication I prescibed for him. That's why he keeps 'forgetting' to take it. :rollani:
It's when you start talking about the effects of withdrawal that things get complicated... :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 13:39
Hmmm...that sounds interesting...go on, Simon, I really want to see where this will lead :grngrin:
Well, in the old days it would lead to someone making a penetrating remark... :confblue:
...but standards of humour seem to have risen quite a bit since then... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 13:46
I'd say it's pretty floppy, actually... :blush: :grngrin:
It's no good Chiara, I can't keep it up any longer (especially now you've deprived me of the chance to say "It's getting harder than ever these days").
As a matter of fact I manfully refrained from making the obvious rejoinder when 2potscreama gave this advice to Whitey a few messages back up this thread:
"You'll just have to try harder. But not too hard."
There are just too many leading remarks being made. I can't follow them all up. I'll get a reputation for having a polluted mind.
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 14:15
Don't put yourself down, Simon! Surely you'll be able to keep it up...you just may need a little help :grngrin: Warspite, 2potscreama and Understudy will certainly be happy to show you how to reach the highest standards :grngrin:
Reputation? :lolblue: I don't think you need to worry about that anymore :grntngue:
Whitewolf
15-07-2002, 15:53
Hmm...I need more luck with the members of the opposite gender before I can continue.lol
Warspite
15-07-2002, 15:59
..and I have to curtail my natural magnetism so as not to annoy the missus..... :angel: :D :D
2potscreama
15-07-2002, 16:04
Originally posted by Minos
It's no good Chiara, I can't keep it up any longer
Do you really want me to start on this one?
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 16:11
Minos has clearly asked for it, we don't really want to disappoint him :grntngue:
Whitewolf
15-07-2002, 16:20
Hehe,poor Minos......
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Do you really want me to start on this one? When I create an opening like that I certainly expect someone to plunge in and come with a rush of seminal ideas... :confblue:
...no... doesn't quite work, does it? :wierdblu: I get the idea I'm the one doing all the work round here. That's the trouble with having an enormous intellect and being a pervert.
All right!
A man goes to the doctor and, blushing somewhat, explains to the pretty receptionist that his problem is that he has a massive and permanent erection (For any kids reading this: We're talking about the Eiffel Tower here, OK?).
The receptionist smiles warmly and says "Well, the doctor is rather busy at the moment, but I'll see if I can fit you in..."That was in the Keele University rag mag about 25 years ago, so it must be the product of some of the greatest minds in the country. I hope your intellectual appetites are satisfied.
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 17:33
I miss you, Simon... :frownblu: I end up sounding the most twisted mind (apart from Di, obviously) when you're not around...no seeds flowing, no substantial, hard arguments... :cry: Maybe they just fear they'd upset me? :blush:
By the way, good one :tup:
Whitewolf
15-07-2002, 17:54
Hmm.....
Tenebra going for Minos?Erm....
Originally posted by tenebra
I miss you, Simon... :frownblu: I end up sounding the most twisted mind (apart from Di, obviously) when you're not around...Yes, I think that men particularly young men find it rather unnerving to hear or read bawdy remarks from women. It unbalances our sense of the Proper Order of Things. I can remember how shocked I was when I first overheard a conversation between some of my mates' girlfriends. It was a sort of metaphorical loss of virginity. I've never been quite the same since.Originally posted by tenebra
Maybe they just fear they'd upset me? :blush: It's a worrying thought, isn't it? The way young people these days show such signs of sensitivity...
...or is it just the lack of time to come up with good puns because they're so hard at work? (Speaking as a dolie of long standing.)
(Damn! It's impossible to avoid innuendo even in a simple sentence when you've been at it so long! :blush: )
tenebra_uk
15-07-2002, 18:57
Funny enough, I would never talk about sex in a serious way - far too personal to be part of a conversation :grntngue: (what a boring gal :grngrin: )
I'd find very difficult to keep away from clever innuendo, though :grngrin:
Whitewolf
15-07-2002, 18:58
hehe.
It's for that reason why the forums are so interesting now......
Erm,I didn't just say that.....
2potscreama
15-07-2002, 21:38
Sorry Minos, I didnt really have time to type up anything I thought of for that remark. I was kind of busy at the time.
Originally posted by tenebra
Don't put yourself down, Simon! Surely you'll be able to keep it up...you just may need a little help :grngrin: Warspite, 2potscreama and Understudy will certainly be happy to show you how to reach the highest standards :grngrin:
Hey..what is with ME ? Donīt I have the biggest potential to reach highest standards...tse...only because they are a bit - "strange"- ....I really think I get discriminated indirectly here....
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Hmm.....
Tenebra going for Minos?Erm....
I donīt hope so....otherwise he wonīt live that long anymore.. :dark:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 11:31
Originally posted by Diablo
I donīt hope so....otherwise he wonīt live that long anymore.. :dark:
I thought you were busy with the nurse :grntngue:
I AM POLIGAMOUS !!!! :grngrin: :tup:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 11:49
:rollani: Not enough for anybody, then :grntngue:
The more the better... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 11:57
I'd rather get full attention :grntngue:
I have enough to satisfy EVERYBODY ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 12:01
Sorry, I still go for good customer service :grntngue:
yuk...you are too spoiled ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 12:08
Quality rather than quantity :grntngue: A lot of good quality is even better :grngrin:
As his creator, I can tell you that he comes with a guarantee... :rollani:
...just not very often... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 12:50
:lolblue: :lolblue: Do you supply a guarantee kit? :grntngue:
Sadly, the Diablo standard guarantee only extends to essential parts and vital functions. Well, most vital functions.
As many well, several girls have found, if it's merely a matter of disappointing performance, that lies beyond the scope of the guarantee. Sorry.
Whitewolf
16-07-2002, 14:35
Maybe Diablo should have a failsafe.
2potscreama
16-07-2002, 15:37
You mean like a deadmans switch?
Understudy
16-07-2002, 16:59
Its all about managing expectations..... :grngrin: :rollani:
When something is marketed to be this satisfying, the end user is always going to be dissapointed with the actual performance....! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
16-07-2002, 17:42
Originally posted by Understudy
When something is marketed to be this satisfying, the end user is always going to be dissapointed with the actual performance....! :grntngue:
I see... :rollani: Clever sod! :lolblue:
Whitewolf
16-07-2002, 17:58
lol.
Is there a way to turn him off then?
Understudy
16-07-2002, 18:00
Not that anyones found yet........ :rolleyes:
Even the most perverse and revolting topics seem to turn him on.... :confblue:
The 'End User', eh? Yup, I think we can accept Understudy as being a Risque, Unchaste, Debauched Elite member... :tup:
As for the failsafe don't worry, as in Blade Runner, I built in one of those. But I'm not going to tell anyone what it is. Simply that it will render Diablo completely impotent, should anything worrying arise.
2potscreama
17-07-2002, 09:58
You hear that Diablo? You're gonna pop your clogs in four years.
Whitewolf
17-07-2002, 11:58
lol.We need to turn the failsafe on then,I guess.lol
Originally posted by 2potscreama
You hear that Diablo? You're gonna pop your clogs in four years. Infinitely more subtle! Tyrell was an amateur!
After four years (or in an emergency, by activation of a built-in microchip), he will revert to the 'failsafe' mode a normal, average person! Dull, predictable and utterly lacking in imagination, spontaneity or sexual attractiveness. The type who ends up in one of the professional classes, such as a lawyer.
You'll see... :tup:
Whitewolf
17-07-2002, 15:56
lol.
I thought that was something we all knew.
Originally posted by 2potscreama
You hear that Diablo? You're gonna pop your clogs in four years.
Do we talk about my "eggs" now? :confblue:
Whitewolf
18-07-2002, 17:49
Eggs?
2potscreama
18-07-2002, 20:56
Ditto.
Eggs?
This has come up before...
http://www.hup.harvard.edu/features/schmus/images/mush_stinkhorn_time.gif
http://www.giornaledibrescia.it/iniziative/funghi/Immagini/fungo28.jpg
The stinkhorn fungi, including the above phallus impudicus (Common Stinkhorn) are variously called the devil's eggs, huevo del diablo, uovo del diavolo, oeuf du diable etc. The eggs are said to be an aphrodisiac. Perhaps this is what Diablo meant?
tenebra_uk
19-07-2002, 00:28
Do you mind as if a good girl - yeah, may take some imagination to realise that :rollani: - I just disappear after such a sight?
Whitewolf
19-07-2002, 03:55
*hides*
eep!
2potscreama
19-07-2002, 14:04
I think I'm gonna be sick...
Whitewolf
20-07-2002, 19:28
*paws over eyes*
Originally posted by tenebra
Do you mind as if a good girl - yeah, may take some imagination to realise that :rollani: - I just disappear after such a sight?
Disappear? Huh? They are aphrodisiac ! I garantee for very good German quality ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
21-07-2002, 17:55
Apparently,in South America,there's a drug made from Sugar Cane.It's supposed to be an over-the-counter drug for treatment of certain illnessess,but people consume it cause it's an aphrodisiac.hehe :D
tenebra_uk
22-07-2002, 01:41
Drugs?? :rollani: Hormones for sale :grngrin: (sort of "just take them away, I don't need that much anyway" :grntngue: )
Originally posted by tenebra
Drugs?? :rollani: Hormones for sale :grngrin: (sort of "just take them away, I don't need that much anyway" :grntngue: ) Hey....My hormons are very cheap ! I sell them nearly for free !
Best quality for lowest price ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
22-07-2002, 12:32
I won't take them even if they ARE free.lol
Originally posted by Whitewolf
Apparently,in South America,there's a drug made from Sugar Cane.It's supposed to be an over-the-counter drug for treatment of certain illnessess,but people consume it cause it's an aphrodisiac.hehe :D Hmm... I suspect you mean "cause they think it's an aphrodisiac."
To a tired old cynic like me, my first thought is, is the story true at all? My second thought is, if the story is true, where did the rumour that the drug is an aphrodisiac start? With someone who has a commercial interest in its sale, perhaps? :rollani:
Not that you need that I suppose, human nature being what it is... :confblue:
Whitewolf
22-07-2002, 14:07
I don't need it...lol
2potscreama
22-07-2002, 14:10
People in South America would rub donkey sh1t on their knackers if they thought it would make them more verile.
Whitewolf
22-07-2002, 14:11
Hmm.....well,I dunno about that.
But it's true! I tried it, and it worked! Keep it a secret though, or all men will be able to experience continuous, unquenchable ecstasy... :yum:
BTW, you mustn't believe what you hear about how rumours get started!
Originally posted by Minos
But it's true! I tried it, and it worked!
YEP ! Exactly ! If you want to stay alone for the rest of your cheap life and you donīt need any physical contact with women.....smear animal dung on yourself !
Thank you Minos ! Now I know everything to analyse the rest of your lonesome life....err...I donīt hope they want to make a meeting with all forum members one day by INFOGRAMES...yuk...I think I will take my ABC-mask with me... :devil:
Whitewolf
22-07-2002, 15:41
You TRIED it,Minos?ouch!
Originally posted by Diablo
YEP ! Exactly ! If you want to stay alone for the rest of your cheap life and you donīt need any physical contact with women...Women? :eekblue: I thought we were talking about donk... er... ahem... :blush: :rollani:
Whitewolf
22-07-2002, 19:52
lol,women.....
Diablo's area of expertise. :D
2potscreama
22-07-2002, 20:21
lol, donkeys.....
Minos' area of expertise. :D
Is it a sin to covet your neighbour's a.s.s?
(I don't believe it that three-letter word falls foul of the automatic censor. Was the software for this forum written in the US?)
*Remembers the days back on the North American forum, discussing the problems that arise out of differences in US and UK English.*
I seem to remember in the original conversation, I used the example "He mounted the other man's a.s.s." to illustrate how a sentence, already best avoided in the UK, could be even worse in the US.
JBlack didn't think it was very funny, I remember that much.
2potscreama
22-07-2002, 21:11
Yeah, but JetBlack is a prat, so that doesnt count for much.
tenebra_uk
22-07-2002, 23:01
Originally posted by Minos
JBlack didn't think it was very funny, I remember that much.
Did we ever think he was funny? :grngrin:
It depends in what sense of the word funny you mean as I've said before, I still can't weigh up whether he was all he said he was.
BTW 2Potscreama, I don't think JBlack (Justin Black) and JetBlack are the same person. I certainly hope not anyway. JBlack said he came from Salt Lake City, and was the CEO of a major US trucking company, ran a web design agency, had a private jet at his disposal and a huge income. He said it several times. I think he managed to annoy everyone, yet was completely oblivious to irony (Tenebra) or even outright insult (Diablo). I pride myself on my tolerance towards pompous little pricks, but I saw enough of JBlack on the US forum to last me for a lifetime.
I'll just have a little lie down now, nurse...
Whitewolf
23-07-2002, 05:10
Hmm....
Who is this JBlack fellow?Seems to be a lot of fun to make fun of.hehe
2potscreama
23-07-2002, 09:38
Originally posted by Minos
I think he managed to annoy everyone, yet was completely oblivious to irony (Tenebra) or even outright insult (Diablo). I pride myself on my tolerance towards pompous little pricks, but I saw enough of JBlack on the US forum to last me for a lifetime.
Are you sure it's not the same person? Sounds like him to me...
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 10:11
Originally posted by Minos
I think he managed to annoy everyone, yet was completely oblivious to irony (Tenebra) or even outright insult (Diablo).
He thought I was giving him genuine advice :rollani:
Originally posted by Minos
... yet was completely oblivious to irony (Tenebra) ...
Hmm..By the way....wasnīt this your favourite female singer Tenebra ? The one you wanted to compare your whole life?
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 14:22
:rollani:
Originally posted by 2potscreama
lol, donkeys.....
Minos' area of expertise. :D
Well..donkeys....or not behaving himself correctly..
Originally posted by tenebra
:rollani:
I think this is a clear .... YES !
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 14:27
Should I really bother answer :rollani:
Originally posted by tenebra
Should I really bother answer :rollani: hmm..my motto ! :grngrin: :tup:
Originally posted by 2potscreama
lol, donkeys.....
Minos' area of expertise. :D
*picture see "off topic" forum*
Originally posted by Diablo
hihihi... :grngrin:
I am in a evil mood today...poor Minos... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 14:58
I guess you failed science at school... :wierdblu:
science?
I was pretty good in science.... :tup:
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 15:01
They didn't teach you what donkeys look like though :grntngue:
Originally posted by tenebra
They didn't teach you what donkeys look like though :grntngue:
Chiara...sweety...this IS a donkey...no HORSE !!!
Do we still talk about the same pic? I meant....the one with the lifted DONKEY (!!!!!) :devil:
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 15:16
Originally posted by Diablo
this IS a donkey...no HORSE !!!
It's not! :lolblue: I give you it might be a cross between a donkey and horse, certainly not a donkey :lolblue:
Originally posted by tenebra
It's not! :lolblue: I give you it might be a cross between a donkey and horse, certainly not a donkey :lolblue: Tse Tenny....you werenīt good in biology at school, right? You are talking about a "MULE"....I am talking about a "Donkey" !
MULE = HORSE + DONKEY = YOUR VIEW
MULE - HORSE = DONKEY = MY VIEW
:tup:
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 15:23
I know what a mule is :lolblue:
Now, tell me where the donkey ears are :wierdblu:
Originally posted by tenebra
I know what a mule is :lolblue:
Now, tell me where the donkey ears are :wierdblu:
This animal HAS donkey ears ! :confblue:
DONKEY:
http://www.dg.navy.mil/island_scenes/images/pictures/01-Donkey.jpg
HORSE:
http://www.globalranch.com/breed/images/tiger%20horse%202.jpg
MULE:
http://www.fs.fed.us/r1/bitterroot/recreation/images/mule.gif
hmm...difference between mule and donkey is quite small anyway...
btw: MULE - DONKEY = HORSE ?
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 15:32
See? You've proved my point, it is a mule :grntngue:
How would you take the donkey off the mule? :wierdblu:
I proved NOTHING !!!!
Let our fineds descide as well... :devil:
tenebra_uk
23-07-2002, 15:43
Go on, open a poll :grntngue:
HA ! I am NO coward ! I did it ! :dark:
*Takes note of the "I am in an evil mood today... Poor Minos..." post*
Du bist nicht ein Feigling... aber bist Du ein Esel?
I am no "ESEL"... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
24-07-2002, 07:07
It is so very tempting to vote for........nevermind :D
Hey..why the is everybody voting for ME???
2potscreama
24-07-2002, 12:00
Well, it could be for one (or all ) of several reasons...
1. We all like Tenebra
2. She's a mod. Dont mess with the mods.
3. It might actually BE a mule after all.
4. It's funny watching you get righteous about an a$$.
tenebra_uk
24-07-2002, 12:07
Yes, yes, yes! :bounce: 2pots, you've made my day :tup: That is a mule :grngrin:
ITS STILL A DONKEY !!!! :dark:
Whitewolf
24-07-2002, 14:40
Mule,I say!
2potscreama
25-07-2002, 13:49
I say I dont care, but I'm going on Tenebra's side for never giving me a warning for being slightly nasty to the new people.
Sounds good to me.
tenebra_uk
25-07-2002, 14:28
Only 'cos I know it's not malice :grntngue: I just make a point of dropping a good word after your nasty ones :grngrin:
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