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Purchased a copy of Infogrames' Civilisation II on their budget label the other day to replace my original and much-used CD.
Suprised to find that the audio tracks for this programe were missing and reported this immediately to their technical support!
Any answer back from them?
You bet your life not!
Do they care!
don't think so1
2potscreama
28-07-2002, 12:29
What makes you think anyone else cares here?
tenebra_uk
29-07-2002, 00:50
Harkon, just chase them! They might have other queries to handle...
Warspite
30-07-2002, 11:04
... and take a cricket bat with you when you take the disc back to the shop :devil:
tenebra_uk
30-07-2002, 11:10
That's always useful and pretty convincing :grngrin:
2potscreama
30-07-2002, 13:35
I suspect it depends on who it is weilding the cricket bat.
Warspite
30-07-2002, 13:59
Is 40,000 tons enough "weild"? :D
Whitewolf
31-07-2002, 06:58
40000 tons?
What kind of bat is THAT?
Understudy
31-07-2002, 08:08
not the weight of the bat.... :bigeye:
the displacement of the wielder.....! :rollani:
2potscreama
31-07-2002, 10:54
Warspite, if you can get 40,000 tons through the door of your local GAME, I'd be impressed.
Understudy
31-07-2002, 11:11
I'm sure its possible........ :rollani:
.... might not be much shop left afterwards though :devil:
Maybe he should pay a visit to whoever packaged the CD as well! :grngrin:
DaisyDuke
31-07-2002, 12:07
What! What! what!
All this talk ot battle ships wielding cricket bats :eek: is that possible :confblue:
If it were me I would just take the disc back, and swop it for a good one :)
2potscreama
31-07-2002, 13:50
God Daisy, you're so boring. :-P
DaisyDuke
31-07-2002, 14:52
*thinks the plan is working nicely * :grntngue:
Originally posted by Whitewolf
40000 tons?
What kind of bat is THAT?
Hey...donīt talk about Tenny that way....shze isnīt that fat.... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
31-07-2002, 16:13
lol.
I didn't say that about Tenebra!
tenebra_uk
31-07-2002, 18:34
Originally posted by Diablo
Hey...donīt talk about Tenny that way....shze isnīt that fat.... :grntngue:
Sounds more like your big fat grinning bat :grntngue:
You are my little lovely bat...donīt forget that... :grntngue: :devil:
tenebra_uk
31-07-2002, 19:28
I do have wings, but only 'cos I'm an :angel: :grntngue:
hmmm... :yum: ..nice wings....tasty.... :yum:
You evil angel ! :dark: :angel:
You are not that innocent...I know you a bit ! :grntngue: Well..same with me at least... :devil:
tenebra_uk
31-07-2002, 19:41
Originally posted by Diablo
You are not that innocent...
You must be kidding! :grntngue: Innocent, pure and angelic :angel: sometimes :grngrin:
Sure ! :tup:
Angellike....until we are alone.....in the dark... :dark:
tenebra_uk
31-07-2002, 19:53
Does it need to be dark? :grntngue:
hmmm..ok honey....lights on !!!!
You will enjoy it anyway... :devil:
tenebra_uk
31-07-2002, 20:10
Actually, I thought it would be easier for me to reach target with my sledgehammer :grntngue: I'd certainly need light to find it :grngrin:
hmmm...penetrate me with your big, long, hard sledgehammer baby ! :grngrin: :tup: ....but after it itīs my turn.... :grntngue: ...I only have to find something similar.... :rollani:
2potscreama
01-08-2002, 09:59
Your ego, perhaps?
Hey....my ego is quiet normal and average in size... :grntngue: :coolred:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 11:08
Originally posted by Diablo
hmmm...penetrate me with your big, long, hard sledgehammer baby ! :grngrin: :tup:
:eekblue:
I can't believe that anybody has picked this one up...Di is asking to be penetrated :lolblue: :lolblue: Any volunteers? :lolblue:
Understudy
01-08-2002, 13:01
Get a nice new sledgehammer.... :grngrin:
Make sure the handle has lots of splinters..... :dark:
and cover it with 'deep heat'... :devil:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 13:04
"deep heat"? Gosh, you are sadistic! :eekblue:
Blokes don't take advantage of openings like this :rollani: for fear of being called gay... :eekblue:
...we leave them to the subtlely ironic, gentle humour of the women on the forum. :grntngue:
Besides, it makes my eyes water to even think about it. :confblue:
Originally posted by Minos
Blokes don't take advantage of openings like this :rollani: for fear of being called gay... :eekblue: ...with the exception of Understudy, whose sadistic tendencies seem to have outweighed this consideration... :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 13:14
Simon, do you really think I could even consider such an offer? :eekblue: My idea of a good time does certainly not imply the use of a sledgehammer...or maybe yes, but in a very different way :grntngue:
Di's suggestion actually reminds me of an experience with a stalker whose fantasy wasn't much different from Di's :blush:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 13:15
Originally posted by Minos
...with the exception of Understudy, whose sadistic tendencies seem to have outweighed this consideration... :wierdblu:
He claims to be a nice, balanced bloke... :wierdblu:
Originally posted by tenebra
He claims to be a nice, balanced bloke... :wierdblu: That's what they all say! The sort you hear about on the news, where the neighbours say "He seemed a really normal guy I'd never have believed him capable of such awful things..." :eekblue:
It's people who openly describe themselves as perverts whom you can trust! :tup:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 13:46
Originally posted by Minos
It's people who openly describe themselves as perverts whom you can trust! :tup:
Hmm, that doesn't sound too convincing... :wierdblu: I'll lock you in a room with Di...just to test your theory :grngrin:
Er... well, OK, but you have to chain him to the wall first... :confblue:
...in fact he'd insist on it himself even if I didn't... :rollani:
2potscreama
01-08-2002, 19:29
I think that, on the whole, the people you can trust most are not the ones that admit to being normal or being a pervert, but the ones that go "Make up your own mind".
Originally posted by Minos
Er... well, OK, but you have to chain him to the wall first... :confblue:
...in fact he'd insist on it himself even if I didn't... :rollani:
1st. : I am NO stalker ! Tenny really wishes that somebody would do this... :grntngue:
2nd. : Nothing can make me rest in chains....I have good teeth....
3rd. : I LOVE every kind of heat... :grngrin:
4th. : I realy wished to get locked up with Tenny in a dark room... ;) :D
5th. : ...no voyeurs wished...Good bye guys.... :devil: :dark:
tenebra_uk
01-08-2002, 21:28
Originally posted by Diablo
[B]
1st. : I am NO stalker ! Tenny really wishes that somebody would do this... :grntngue:
You bet! It's happened to me once and it was once too many :rollani: Instead of sledgehammers he had a thing for giant pens :bigeye:
2nd. : Nothing can make me rest in chains....I have good teeth....
Pigs chew chains :lolblue:
3rd. : I LOVE every kind of heat... :grngrin:
erm...deep heat is a cream for injured joints...unpleasant enough when you have an injury, but if you fancy that in other body parts I can send it to you, no prob :grntngue:
4th. : I realy wished to get locked up with Tenny in a dark room... ;) :D
If you need to lock me up that's a bad sign and I would decline the offer :grntngue:
Originally posted by 2potscreama
I think that, on the whole, the people you can trust most are not the ones that admit to being normal or being a pervert, but the ones that go "Make up your own mind". No, no! The people you can trust most are the ones who say:
"You can trust me!"
or "I swear it's the truth!"
or simply "Honest!"
Why else would they say it unless it were true?
Originally posted by tenebra
You bet! It's happened to me once and it was once too many :rollani: Instead of sledgehammers he had a thing for giant pens :bigeye: Hmm... I'd love to know what Freud would have made of that one... he reckoned that mental and emotional problems were due to people repressing their sexual impulses, and that only by expressing these impulses could they become mentally healthy.
I think he probably had a very sheltered upbringing.
Originally posted by Tenebra
You bet! It's happened to me once and it was once too many Instead of sledgehammers he had a thing for giant pens
aww....perhaps it was a lonely nerd that saw a woman the first time... :grntngue: ...I bet he wanted to "penciltrate" you with his big pen... :grngrin: ...I told you not to wear these skin-tight hot pants.....tse...especially not in bureau... :grntngue: ...Even I would get irritated by your view and couldnīt finish work... :yum:
Originally posted by Tenebra
Pigs chew chains
I am no pig ! :grngrin: I am just an ordinary evil with big white, handwashed teeth... just look at my pic ! :p
Originally posted by Tenebra
erm...deep heat is a cream for injured joints...unpleasant enough when you have an injury, but if you fancy that in other body parts I can send it to you, no prob
hhmm...heat cream....I once did it on my....never mind... :eek: :blush: ...I wonīt do it again...
Originally posted by Tenebra
If you need to lock me up that's a bad sign and I would decline the offer
You wonīt decline anything ...I would ...start singing like good old Frank in Cassablanca...just put on my sexy hat and start...you wonīt leave me any more....you will do EVERYTHING to satisfy me.... :yum:
2potscreama
02-08-2002, 09:50
Frank Sinatra. On steroids. Scary.
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 10:55
Originally posted by Minos
I think he probably had a very sheltered upbringing.
I don't know anything about this guy's upbringing - pretty weird story, this young, good looking and smartly dressed bloke started following me in his car...a few days of stalking, then he approached me, introduced himself and produced a giant pen...I thought he was about to ask for my phone number but his idea was that I should use his pen with him :eekblue:
Di, why would you need a hat to seduce me? Are you getting bald? :eekblue:
No...not bald....hats are sexy.... :grntngue: ....
Hey...donīt cheat me....donīt exchange pens with other guys....you can take mine....and he is young and beautiful as well...and long....Letīs start penciltrating you ! :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 11:35
Originally posted by Diablo
No...not bald....hats are sexy.... :grntngue: ....
So you get turned on by men with hats...I see... :confblue:
:bigeye: yuk..... :bigeye: HELL NO ! I only use hats to make a love dance like animals to comfort the females... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 11:41
:confblue: You have funny ideas about courtship... :bigeye:
huh? What is courtship? A new English word? I cannot find it in my dictionary... :confused:
....nothing against my love dance ! You wonīt resist !
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 12:01
Do you shake your hat and do tap dancing as well? :wierdblu:
Originally posted by tenebra
Do you shake your hat and do tap dancing as well? :wierdblu:
not "tap" dancing...lap dancing !
only my hat on.... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 12:20
Oh my! :lolblue: I can picture that! :lolblue: Your Bundeswehr hat? :lolblue:
yep...what do you prefer .....my camouflage hat, my metal hat or my barret ? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 12:37
:lolblue: :lolblue: This is too much even for me :lolblue: :lolblue: If you wear your camouflage hat I won't be able to see you, right? :lolblue:
Whitewolf
02-08-2002, 13:56
Hmm,interesting,this thread has become....
*looks at Diablo's previous posts*
You know,in Singapore,there's this thing about denial.Under some circumstances(which I won't name),denial means "yes".....
*looks at Diablo*
2potscreama
02-08-2002, 14:32
You know,in Singapore,there's this thing about denial.Under some circumstances(which I won't name),denial means "yes".....
Assuming you are referring to what I think you are referring to...
A Judge in Australia once ruled that "No doesnt always mean No."
It prompted a campaign by outraged feminists, who put up signs saying "Which part of NO dont you understand?"
From my own experience, I know for a fact that 'No' does not always mean 'No'.
Understudy
02-08-2002, 14:36
But more often, no means :
'If you don't stop, I'm gonna kick you in the testicles'
tenebra_uk
02-08-2002, 14:47
:lolblue: You see? Talk about sex and this forum gets lively again :grngrin:
2potscreama
02-08-2002, 18:38
Originally posted by Understudy
But more often, no means :
'If you don't stop, I'm gonna kick you in the testicles'
I think you should find something better to do with your weekends...
Originally posted by tenebra
:lolblue: You see? Talk about sex and this forum gets lively again :grngrin:
Definately ! :grngrin: :tup: hmm.... :yum: ...that reminds me of something.... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
03-08-2002, 14:02
Originally posted by Diablo
Definately ! :grngrin: :tup: hmm.... :yum: ...that reminds me of something.... :grntngue:
What?Sex?lol
phew....you are too young for this kind of games Whitey... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
03-08-2002, 21:24
Too young? :wierdblu: Whitey, what happened with the Final Fantasy girl? Any update? ;)
Whitewolf
04-08-2002, 07:47
lol.Updates?Yep.
I've been talking to her almost every night now,and from what she says,I guess it's just a matter of waiting now :)
tenebra_uk
04-08-2002, 11:02
Still wait? :eekblue:
Whitewolf
04-08-2002, 12:12
Yep.
I've already popped the question though,so......
tenebra_uk
04-08-2002, 15:55
What happened to the good old days... :rollani: Very simple, you liked someone and something happened in a matter of days :grngrin:
Whitewolf
05-08-2002, 10:34
Are you going to go "Kids these days?"
Cause.....that's what I'm thinking.lol
tenebra_uk
05-08-2002, 11:09
Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking :grntngue:
Go and get her! :grngrin:
Whitewolf
05-08-2002, 15:40
Yes!Right away!
*chases the girl*
lol.
I'm working on it :)
Hey...I am talking to a lot of nice girls...every day...all day long...but nothing happens... :cry:
tenebra_uk
05-08-2002, 16:36
'cos you're useless :grngrin:
It's that green dress with the little flowers try wearing something different. :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
05-08-2002, 17:29
Going back to the thread title, it could just be that you're offering faulty goods :grngrin: (gosh, I can be really nasty sometimes :grngrin: )
Warspite
05-08-2002, 17:39
Di, does your idea of talking to ladies involve you shouting "Geronimo!" and then jumping on them?
Cos that doesn't work (except in Salford :devil: )
tenebra_uk
05-08-2002, 17:42
Quite the opposite - sounds like these youngsters' idea of talking to ladies is just...talking :rollani:
Glad to be born in the 70's :grngrin:
Warspite
05-08-2002, 17:45
Yeeha!! :bounce: :devil: :D :bounce:
tenebra_uk
05-08-2002, 17:50
:grngrin: No mobiles, no sms's... :grngrin: Out and having fun :bounce: :bounce:
Sad but true, I bought a Psychedelic Furs cd today :grngrin:
Whitewolf
06-08-2002, 04:59
lol.
I wish SMS's didn't become so wildly popular.It's a lot better to be talking to the other party face to face...
Warspite
06-08-2002, 14:02
Sad but true, I bought a Psychedelic Furs cd today :grngrin:
Aww - aint that cute? :D
I had a sudden urge on Saturday - so I bought the Jam and Joy Division. Now I annoy the neighbours by playing Batman by The Jam really loud...and it makes me EXTREMELY HAPPY!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :D
tenebra_uk
06-08-2002, 14:19
Neighbours are about my age :grntngue: I bet they don't mind a bit of The Ghost in You :grngrin: :bounce: :bounce:
Angels fall like rain
And love
Is all of heaven away
I'd need a howling smiley here :bounce: :bounce:
Originally posted by Warspite
Di, does your idea of talking to ladies involve you shouting "Geronimo!" and then jumping on them?
Cos that doesn't work (except in Salford :devil: )
Well...I didnīt try this before....well...ok, thanks ! I will jump on every girl ... :grngrin: :tup:
-hey Tenny...you know what I want.... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
10-08-2002, 07:03
You think that might work in Singapore too....?
Try it ! You can only get castrated if it is unwished... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
10-08-2002, 16:51
Gah!No thank you!
I want people to celebrate Father's Day when it's my turn to be a father....
Hey...you need a woman then...you cannot fertilize yourself alone.... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
12-08-2002, 16:21
He can, he only needs a little metamorphosis :grngrin: From a wolf to a snail :grngrin:
Sorry, just been to the theatre :grngrin:
By the way, has anybody read the Metamorphosis by Kafka? (who, strangely enough, is one of my favourite writers)
Kafka ? Well..I read some philosophic books of him...well..he is ok....but Kant is better... :grntngue:
Perhaps he could be fertilized "in vitro".... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
12-08-2002, 16:36
You are kidding! :eekblue: You're comparing Kafka to Kant's monads :eekblue: You must be joking :rollani:
Read (in order) The Metamorphosis, The Trial, The Castle...then you'll tell me :grngrin:
Donīt blame me ! I had this in school ! :grngrin:
We always compared them...with some other insane philophoser... :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
12-08-2002, 17:03
Compared them? :eekblue: What for, they've got nothing in common :wierdblu: (careful here, you're stepping away from techy stuff and getting into philosophy, where you know I'd be the winner big time :grntngue: )
I know...I am the techy guy and you the philospher... :grntngue: ...thatīs why we fit together... :grntngue:
Warspite
12-08-2002, 17:22
Kant was rubbish - Socrates rocks!! :D
And Kafka wrote plays and books, not soul-destroying treatise on the pointlessness of existence.
And he was probably a bit more of a laugh than Popper and Wittgenstein.
tenebra_uk
12-08-2002, 17:28
Gosh, another Socrates' fan :eekblue: Still, as Socrates didn't actually write anything himself and we're simply reading what Plato wrote about him, are we really sure we're socratic rather than platonic? :wierdblu:
Warspite
12-08-2002, 17:42
Socrates didn't have to write - he led by example, as attested by many other sources. He was a war hero, poor, completely un-interested in material wealth or gain, and would sometimes stop dead still for hours on end because he had a sudden thought. And anyone who gets murdered by the state because he tells the truth must have been doing something right in my opinion.
It was Socrates who told us that we know nothing - and I must be socratic, because I know sod - :D all
Socrates - total dude
2potscreama
12-08-2002, 18:49
Immanual Kant was a real ****ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently ****ed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's ****ed
Originally posted by tenebra
You are kidding! :eekblue: You're comparing Kafka to Kant's monads :eekblue: You must be joking :rollani:
Read (in order) The Metamorphosis, The Trial, The Castle...then you'll tell me :grngrin: Please! You know how I feel about Literature! :wierdblu:
For those who don't, the only GCE I failed was English Literature and those who read Kafka for pleasure (my brother is one, to the deep shame of the rest of the family) have reading tastes as weird as Di's sexual ones... :rollani:
Now I know I've quoted this before, but it was a while ago and I feel it should bring a sense of proportion to this whole matter (though 2posts has already done something of the sort...):
The crew of Red Dwarf are once again confronted with a psychopathic killer, but one with an education this time.
"Was it not Schopenhauer who said life without pain has no meaning? Gentlemen, I am about to give your lives meaning..."...not that I'm suggesting that those who read philosophers' works for fun are psycopaths of course! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
13-08-2002, 00:55
Yep, Minos, Kafta was actually my teens past time :grngrin: I think I have said it before (I apologise for that) but I upset my parents for reading Bentrand Russell at 15 (big shock to their system :grngrin: but not for political reasons ). Now, you dribble after science fiction, but what's better than a nice salesman turning into a beetle :grngrin:
Oh you read "Kafta" ? Who was he ? A turkish bazar salesman? :lolblue:
tenebra_uk
13-08-2002, 16:37
Pain! :wierdblu: I'm not even going to edit it :grntngue:
..that only shows you your wisdom of such books and writers... :grntngue: :lolblue:
btw: Anybody read Goetheīs "Faustus" ? One of my absolutely favourites.....hehe.. :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
13-08-2002, 17:08
Yep! :grngrin: Only 2 pages in German, though, the rest in Italian :grngrin:
THAT is nice literature ! I love Goethe ! :grngrin: :tup:
Whitewolf
13-08-2002, 17:19
lol.
I don't really miss literature.I found it boring as a school subject.
pah ! Literature is a good way to get nice chix... :grngrin:
Whitewolf
14-08-2002, 07:00
lol.
Think it's worth a shot?
I don't know if it'll work in a modern society. :D
Women like intelligent guys... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
15-08-2002, 12:36
Tell me more!
lol :D
Well, you only have to consider David Beckham... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
16-08-2002, 12:29
Hmm...won't say anything to offend Beckham's fans...but at least I can make a point :grntngue: Lust is different from actually liking someone :grngrin:
Whitewolf
16-08-2002, 17:53
lol.
Beckham is slowly being replaced by Liverpool players over here.hehe.
Originally posted by tenebra
Lust is different from actually liking someone :grngrin: Ah! Thank you for getting me out of that one, Chiara!
When Di said that women like intelligent men (with the corollary that they don't like unintelligent ones) I was struggling for a reply, intelligent though I am. :confblue:
However what you say straightens it all out! No girl or woman ever lusted after me; plenty liked me though. The claim that I am intelligent still stands, then... :rollani:
Unfortunately I suspect what Whitey wants is for a woman to lust after him the previous target of his ardour merely liked him... :frownblu:
So, Whitey, drop the facade of intelligence if sex is what you're after the recommendations I've heard suggest you should take up heavy drinking and to start using chat-up lines like "If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" :tup:
tenebra_uk
16-08-2002, 20:55
Ah, the never-ending question...to lust or to like? :confblue:
Can I have both, please? :grngrin:
There's got to be some sexual chemistry (I'm not talking about looks), otherwise it's just friendship :blush:
But we still like lust, don't we? :grngrin:
Originally posted by tenebra
But we still like lust, don't we? :grngrin: We certainly do! :bounce: But of course, as you say, what we all want is...
Originally posted by tenebra
...to lust or to like? :confblue:
Can I have both, please? :grngrin:Just remember not to lust after your neighbour's a$$... er... that's not quite right, is it... never mind... :confblue:
I've just seen this article, relating to an attempt by the BBC to generate interest in their CBBC (Children's BBC) digital channel:
Nigel Pickard, the BBC's controller of children's programmes, acknowledged there was "a way to go" in establishing CBBC. It launched without enough original material, and tried to appeal to the older end of its target age range.
Mr Pickard was speaking at the launch of a Ģ30m package of children's programming yesterday, headed by Britain's answer to Sabrina the Teenage Witch and a revival of a children's television icon.
Cavegirl features a prehistoric, scantily clad troublesome teenager and her exploits with the "cave boys" - members of her tribe who display a similar disdain for clothing etiquette.
In a development that could concern parents of young children, it emerged that Cavegirl is played by a 20-year-old, Stacey Cadman. In the accompanying magazine, she is described as "petite, slim, stylishly dressed with shimmering blonde hair and a sweet smile".
Mr Pickard denied the programme would contribute to the sexualisation of children, but the show's publicity contains numerous references to the character's allure.
"I think Cavegirl is no problem at all, particularly when you see the whole episodes. It's a lively look at the problems of growing up - the sort of problems that kids have now, but in prehistoric times. It's a bit of fun," he said.
He said the comedy drama was not too old for the CBBC channel, which is aimed at six to 13-year-olds. "It's absolutely authentic and extremely contemporary," he said of the show's revealing outfits. "If we can get dads to watch as well then that will be a bonus."I suspect he may be made to regret that last remark!
...now, how can I receive digital TV? Out of purely academic interest of course! :angel:
tenebra_uk
17-08-2002, 00:53
Originally posted by Minos
Just remember not to lust after your neighbour's a$$... er... that's not quite right, is it... never mind... :confblue:
Why not? :grntngue: I like my neighbour :grngrin:
Whitewolf
17-08-2002, 04:53
lol,you know,that girl DID say she admired me for my intelligence.
But I guess that's not going to work anymore,is it?
Back to the drawing board!
tenebra_uk
17-08-2002, 10:33
Whitey, there's a subtle borderline...lust is simply lust, admiration (brain or whatever) + lust is the perfect match, admiration by itself is friendship, I'm afraid...I think has told you where she stands :frownblu:
Go on, life is full of surprises, go out and enjoy it :bounce: :bounce:
Warspite
19-08-2002, 11:04
"Get your coat - you've scored" :bounce: :bounce: :D
* I once saw this work - honest!*
Originally posted by tenebra
Whitey, there's a subtle borderline...lust is simply lust, admiration (brain or whatever) + lust is the perfect match, admiration by itself is friendship, I'm afraid...I think has told you where she stands :frownblu:
Go on, life is full of surprises, go out and enjoy it :bounce: :bounce:
hmmm...full of surprises....well...good that you didnīt value if there are good ones or bad ons out there....
Well..most of my surprises in life werenīt that ...eh..positive.... :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
20-08-2002, 11:14
It's part of the game, Di...and crisis or bad surprises are not necessarily negative in the long term ;)
If it's not life or death there's always a solution :grngrin:
hmm...Being a porn king would be heaven on earth then..pure flesh and lust... :grntngue: :grngrin: :tup:
tenebra_uk
21-08-2002, 01:55
We won't stop you, if that's your dream :rollani:
I've got to change my avatar, it's getting on my nerves :rollani:
Originally posted by tenebra
I've got to change my avatar, it's getting on my nerves :rollani: But to what? What you want is a bit of book-cover art that subtlely conveys something of your secret inner nature...
hmmm..we shouldnīt she use her passport -photo instead ??? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
21-08-2002, 17:05
You're really asking for trouble, Di :wierdblu:
I always thought you were not pregnant... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
21-08-2002, 17:17
Haven't you ever heard of immaculate conception? :grngrin:
Hey...use German phrases for this..I am no translator... :grngrin:
It's an important part of Roman Catholic doctrine stating that the Virgin Mary did not have any spots.
It's been bitterly contended over the last two thousand years, and hundreds have been burned at the stake for arguing that she had a small mole on her left cheek.
Whitewolf
24-08-2002, 04:10
Full of surprises,hmm...
Well,I'll just be going on with life until it comes.
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