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2potscreama
09-09-2002, 17:42
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. ............. STUDENTS!!!!!!!!
*screams, shouts, crashes, bangs, general breaking of items, people, and anything that gets within lunging distance*
Warspite
10-09-2002, 13:08
Dude, you didn't vote for option 4 you loon :rollani:
Understudy
10-09-2002, 13:10
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. ............. STUDENTS!!!!!!!!
*screams, shouts, crashes, bangs, general breaking of items, people, and anything that gets within lunging distance* Having a good day on campus???? :grngrin:
Warspite
10-09-2002, 13:13
..same as me?
*Warspite swats aside another naive query from a student who thinks he is entitled to some kind of functioning computer service - HA!* :bigeye:
tenebra_uk
10-09-2002, 13:31
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. ............. STUDENTS!!!!!!!!
*screams, shouts, crashes, bangs, general breaking of items, people, and anything that gets within lunging distance*
What happened to the nice, polite, respectful and coy ones? :confblue: Completely disappeared? :blush:
You are talking of me I think.... :grntngue:
2potscreama
10-09-2002, 16:59
Originally posted by Warspite
Dude, you didn't vote for option 4 you loon :rollani:
I was trying to be unbiased.
Voted now. 4, all the way!
2potscreama
10-09-2002, 17:00
Originally posted by tenebra
What happened to the nice, polite, respectful and coy ones? :confblue: Completely disappeared? :blush:
You DO know we're talking about STUDENTS, right?
tenebra_uk
10-09-2002, 20:32
Originally posted by 2potscreama
You DO know we're talking about STUDENTS, right?
Once upon a time I was one, too :grngrin: A total :angel: (apart from my crow impression on my desk :grngrin: )
2potscreama
10-09-2002, 21:41
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
You know what that smell is?
Warspite
11-09-2002, 10:59
Hmmm - BACON :bigeye:
2potscreama
11-09-2002, 12:10
Close enough.
smells like orange juice !!! I know a bit how to make it...one component, and thatīs true, is good orangejuice and its acid... :devil:
2potscreama
11-09-2002, 15:57
If I'm right in thinking which method you're on about, I dont think that actually is Napalm per se. More sort of, corrosive jelly.
I was just about to post the alternative method when I thought, are we actually allowed to discuss how to make Napalm on here?
I mean, surely that should be a topic thats best kept to Anarchists Weekly or something.
hmm..I really think that Tenebra has a lot of Naplam at home... :grntngue:
2potscreama
11-09-2002, 16:08
Well, they had to put it all somewhere after it was outlawed.
tenebra_uk
11-09-2002, 16:14
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Well, they had to put it all somewhere after it was outlawed.
It wouldn't be safer...the parrot plays with it all day long :grngrin:
2potscreama
11-09-2002, 18:59
For some reason, an image popped into by head of a parrot carrying a cannister of Napalm flying across a jungle scene to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries...
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 00:29
A Clock Work Cockatiel :grngrin:
MindblowN
12-09-2002, 00:46
Tenebra...As I am quite new to this forum...Can I ask a you a question? :wierdblu:
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 00:59
Go on...you're prepared to get a senseless answer, aren't you? :grntngue:
Hey, welcome dude :grngrin:
MindblowN
12-09-2002, 01:01
Yes I am. But...What's goin on in that pic of yours? is that you???!
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 01:06
:lolblue: Which one, the avatar? :lolblue: yep, that's me (with heavily dyed hair, but that's not the point) Mind the sledgy :grngrin:
MindblowN
12-09-2002, 01:08
yeah the avatar. WTF's going on there? are you some psycho that kills people with a sledge?! Or was it just a night off from your knife and fork killings?! :eekblue:
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 01:10
Killing? :eekblue: Just washing machines and musicians' fingers :grngrin:
MindblowN
12-09-2002, 01:13
Washing machines?! What's going on in your head? I'd love to know. Really I would. What you doin up at this hour anyways? It's late. That's if you're in England...
2potscreama
12-09-2002, 09:54
Ah, but she isnt.
Our Tenebra is a bit anglo-italian.
And dont worry about the sledge, she only ever really uses it on Diablo. He enjoys it.
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Ah, but she isnt.
Our Tenebra is a bit anglo-italian.
And dont worry about the sledge, she only ever really uses it on Diablo. He enjoys it.
Hey...but I like it somehow...hmmm..and donīt try to touch my Tenny...or I will get out my chainsaw and cut someone a nice smiley into face.... :dark: ...just kidding.... :devil: ..yeah sure just kidding... :dark:
But I guess she would solve the prob on her way cause she is quite "flexible" with her body and does karate... :grntngue:
or shall I bring my own tool with me....itīs a bit heavier than this sledghammer...I LOVE IT !!!! I got one in red like this one...http://land-und-forstversand-sander.de/20-226.jpg
Itīs a mix of axe and sledgy...far more destructive... :dark: :devil:
2potscreama
12-09-2002, 17:19
I should point out that what you cant see is that the above sledgehammer is covered in Deep Heat...
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 17:40
Originally posted by MindblowN
Washing machines?! What's going on in your head?
Are you really attached to washing machines? :eekblue: Now, tell me who's the weird one here :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 17:41
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Our Tenebra is a bit anglo-italian.
Adopted :p
2potscreama
12-09-2002, 19:04
Sheesh, and I've been called that in the past.
tenebra_uk
12-09-2002, 19:33
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Sheesh, and I've been called that in the past.
You still have to explain what is the Italian side of your personality :wierdblu:
The pizza-site.... :bigeye:..They call him Calzone....
tenebra_uk
13-09-2002, 01:04
Originally posted by Diablo
The pizza-site.... :bigeye:..They call him Calzone....
That's what you wear every day, Di :grngrin: which is when you're not wearing a dress :grntngue:
MindblowN
13-09-2002, 02:35
Anyone still here? Thought I'd just pop on and see what's going on but there's nobody about. Can't blame you all. It's like 1:20am now. :bored:
I'm off to bed so I'm not :sour: in the morning. Night whoever's here.
2potscreama
13-09-2002, 10:00
Originally posted by tenebra
You still have to explain what is the Italian side of your personality :wierdblu:
Well cherie, what are Italians stereotypically well known for? ;)
And Minos, if you say Pasta, I'll brain you.
Warspite
13-09-2002, 11:16
Running away?
*arf-arf* :D :bounce: :bounce:
tenebra_uk
13-09-2002, 11:19
Originally posted by Warspite
Running away?
:wierdblu: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Well cherie, what are Italians stereotypically well known for? ;)
And Minos, if you say Pasta, I'll brain you. As if I would! :rollani:
Nah The Cosa Nostra of course!
*Remembers that the sole surviving Moderator on the forum is Italian*
Ahem! Beautiful women, fine wine, hospitality and blood feuds... I mean capacity for forgiveness! :confblue:
Warspite
13-09-2002, 13:55
Pinching bottoms? :grntngue:
2potscreama
13-09-2002, 14:08
Originally posted by Warspite
Running away?
*arf-arf* :D :bounce: :bounce:
No, thats the French, you fool.
2potscreama
13-09-2002, 14:09
Originally posted by Warspite
Pinching bottoms? :grntngue:
Heathen.
2potscreama
13-09-2002, 14:12
Originally posted by Minos
As if I would! :rollani:
Nah The Cosa Nostra of course!
*Remembers that the sole surviving Moderator on the forum is Italian*
Ahem! Beautiful women, fine wine, hospitality and blood feuds... I mean capacity for forgiveness! :confblue:
Sole survivor?
It reads quite badly when you put it like that. Like we kill them off one by one or something.
Anyway I'm actually referring to the reputation of Italians for being somewhat romantic.
tenebra_uk
13-09-2002, 14:36
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Sole survivor?
It reads quite badly when you put it like that. Like we kill them off one by one or something.
Not very far from reality at times :bigeye:
Pinching bottoms?
Very true :rollani: Together with a number of crude remarks... :rollani: Only a few months ago, I was in a meeting with the Italian MD of the company I was working for...after 5 minutes of my monologue, his unforgettable remark was "Sorry, Chiara, could you please start all over again, I was contemplating your breasts and I didn't get a single word of what you were saying" :rollani:
The wine is good, though, and so is the food :grngrin:
Anyway I'm actually referring to the reputation of Italians for being somewhat romantic
:grntngue:
Hey..I cooked original Italian riceballs last night... :grngrin: :tup:
2potscreama
13-09-2002, 17:24
Since when was rice from Italy?
yuk ! The meal was Italian style..I asked Tenny....she must know it ! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
13-09-2002, 17:44
Originally posted by 2potscreama
Since when was rice from Italy?
How about "risotto"? :grntngue:
Yes, Di, you didn't even know it was Italian :wierdblu: What I find disturbing is the German infuence though! :eekblue: Did you put sauerkraut in it? :wierdblu:
Hey Donīt talk about Germans that way..or I have to tell this the admin..you pizza -eater !!!!!! :grntngue:
NO...I only put apple - mousse on it... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
13-09-2002, 17:55
Originally posted by Diablo
Hey Donīt talk about Germans that way..or I have to tell this the admin..you pizza -eater !!!!!! :grntngue:
Pizza eater? :lolblue: Yummy!
NO...I only put apple - mousse on it... :grntngue:
:wierdblu: You'll never be allowed in my kitchen
Originally posted by tenebra
Only a few months ago, I was in a meeting with the Italian MD of the company I was working for...after 5 minutes of my monologue, his unforgettable remark was "Sorry, Chiara, could you please start all over again, I was contemplating your breasts and I didn't get a single word of what you were saying" :rollani: But what we all want to know is, what was your witty and deeply cutting riposte?
...or what would it have been if you'd have longer to think of one? :grngrin:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 01:44
Originally posted by Minos
But what we all want to know is, what was your witty and deeply cutting riposte?
Sorry to disappoint you, Simon...I tend to adapt to the same language (just to avoid misunderstanding) and he just got as much of a crude reply :rollani:
Still, how many middle manager can afford to openly swear at senior managers? :grngrin:
Forgetting the asterisks, my final words were "call me when the effects of viagra has worn out" :grngrin:
Originally posted by tenebra
:wierdblu: You'll never be allowed in my kitchen
And what when I gently smear that apple-mousse on your body... :grntngue: ..would you like it.... :grngrin: ..I love such pregames... :grngrin: :tup:
2potscreama
14-09-2002, 14:06
Go take a cold shower.
I had a hot shower 10 mins ago... :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 14:53
Take another one :grntngue:
You wanna join? :grntngue:
No thanks! I'm not falling for that one again... "Just pick up the soap" indeed... :blush:
you are disgusting ! :bigeye:
Originally posted by Diablo
you are disgusting ! :bigeye: I was completely naive and innocent until I joined this forum... :angel:
...I think someone must have had a corrupting influence on me... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 16:18
Originally posted by Minos
No thanks! I'm not falling for that one again... "Just pick up the soap" indeed... :blush:
Simon, how about introducing soap dispenders in the shower? :grntngue:
That would be fin in prison... :rollani:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 16:45
Originally posted by Diablo
That would be fin in prison... :rollani:
...or in your shower room :grntngue:
Originally posted by tenebra
...or in your shower room :grntngue:
are you male? :rollani:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 16:49
Originally posted by Diablo
are you male? :rollani:
No, but I'm just as jealous of my backside :grngrin:
:grngrin: :tup: I know what you mean..piggy ! :grntngue:
tenebra_uk
14-09-2002, 17:02
Originally posted by Diablo
:grngrin: :tup: I know what you mean..piggy ! :grntngue:
Piggy? I'm an :angel:
Like me me....I am an :angel: in a :devil: -outfit... :tup:
tenebra_uk
15-09-2002, 16:01
Originally posted by Diablo
Like me me....I am an :angel: in a :devil: -outfit... :tup:
No...you've just admitted you're a tall, bumless, hairy monster in a pink dress :wierdblu:
hey !....I am not hairy... :grntngue:
Whitewolf
16-09-2002, 17:59
*paws Diablo's head*
Then,what's that on your head?
Synthetic I'm afraid coloured nylon. I was getting very low on my budget by the time I'd got to his head, so economies had to be made... I had to use an old Intel 8086 microprocessor for his brain for example. You can hear the cooling fan if you stand close to him. Air is sucked in through his nostrils and discharges through his ears.
I thought he worked out quite well, all things considered. :rollani:
Whitewolf
17-09-2002, 04:11
Ahh,so that explains the white,steamy discharge of gas comng from his ears...
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