May I scream out loud... [Archive]

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 05:15

I want to go to sleep!! :cry: :cry: I'm having allucinations...I see soft pillows and duvets everywhere :cry: :cry: I'll go and make myself a gallon of coffee, another hour and a bit before I can go to sleep :bigeye:

Understudy

02-12-2002, 12:31

Wierdo! :wierdblu:

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 13:02

Me? :eekblue:

2potscreama

02-12-2002, 13:11

No, his pet mountain shrew.

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 13:23

I thought he had a pet mule...or was it a donkey? :confblue:

Understudy

02-12-2002, 13:24

Nah, That was 2pots. He's got the goat. :rollani:

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 13:25

No, he's got a lobster - and that's for real, that's the scary bit :blush:

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 13:26

I think I'll go to the shops and get some pet clams :grngrin:

2potscreama

02-12-2002, 15:03

Handy. When you get bored of them, you can make chowder.

2potscreama

02-12-2002, 15:06

Dont even bother suggesting that I boil Winston. I'm very protective of my Lobster.

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 15:12

That sounds kinky :eekblue:

2potscreama

02-12-2002, 16:42

Only to you.

Minos

02-12-2002, 22:49

I knew it! I'm not the only one who's got a dirty mind! :grngrin:

tenebra_uk

02-12-2002, 22:56

So I'm not the only reading it as some sort of sexual reference :grngrin: :tup:

Understudy

03-12-2002, 08:46

Looks like there's two of you..... :wierdblu:

I can't see the entendre though.... [admitedly its like 'not seeing the wood for the trees' around here] :grntngue:

2potscreama

03-12-2002, 09:30

I'm sure Winston would be very happy to know he's being used as a sexual reference.

Understudy

03-12-2002, 10:58

I think perhaps that the suggestion is that you are abusing poor Winston..... :eekblue: :bigeye:

Lobster protection/freedom society.
"Loberate the Libsters"

2potscreama

03-12-2002, 11:37

As an NSPCL member, I can assure you that Winston is treated with great respect at all times.

EDIT - Before anyone asks, I just made that up. I dont even know if there is an NSPCL.

Understudy

03-12-2002, 14:50

I'm sure Winston is well 'loved'.! :confblue:

2potscreama

03-12-2002, 16:56

The National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Lobsters says:

No more Lobster love! Just say no!

Being kinky with crustacaens is a crime!

A Lobster is for life, not just for luvin'!

Warspite

03-12-2002, 17:25

Anyway, it would chafe :eekblue:

tenebra_uk

03-12-2002, 17:45

A Lobster is for life, not just for luvin'!

So you're not Winston's pimp... :confblue: Are you two enganged? :eekblue: Shall we expect a couple of 2lobscreama's :eekblue:

Whitewolf

04-12-2002, 16:11

I'm my own pet!
Or at least that's what my friends tell me.

Understudy

05-12-2002, 10:57

Just don't lick your bits when you've got company! :grntngue:

tenebra_uk

05-12-2002, 12:40

:lolblue: and don't scratch your ears with your feet :grngrin:

2potscreama

05-12-2002, 15:40

And for gods sake dont sniff anyones crotch...

tenebra_uk

05-12-2002, 16:25

That's a disturbing thought! :eekblue: Should I mention avoiding the leg trick? :eekblue:

2potscreama

05-12-2002, 16:47

Good point.

Peeing up lamp posts and shitting in people's front yards is probably something you should avoid doing as well, Whitey.

Whitewolf

07-12-2002, 14:46

Oh,don't worry about that-I'm a good wolfy...

Understudy

09-12-2002, 10:59

Does tha good doggy-woggy wanna biscuit?

2potscreama

09-12-2002, 14:11

Doggy-Woggy?

Understudy

09-12-2002, 14:42

You heard me! :wierdblu: