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Warspite
11-12-2002, 16:23
Can anyone tell me why most of us are still living on THIS POXY ******* ISLAND?????!!!!! :confused: :cry:

I want to be warm :eekblue:

Make it WARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Should I emigrate to New Zealand?
Any suggestions? :rollani:
2potscreama
11-12-2002, 17:19
Originally posted by Warspite

Any suggestions?

:dark:
tenebra_uk
11-12-2002, 23:28
Use loads of contaminating sprays...that will trigger global warming and you'll be able to save on central heating :grngrin:
Whitewolf
12-12-2002, 03:47
Well,you could come over to my island for a while,then go back and suddenly like it cold... :D
Warspite
12-12-2002, 10:22
Well I used up 4 cans of Right Guard and set light to a few cars on the end of my street, but it was still too cold to walk to work this morning - I had to drive :(

Does anyone know anything about human hibernation?Is there any research being done into this vital area? :confused:
Minos
12-12-2002, 12:02
Mmph...

*Peers from under bedclothes*

You woke me up just to ask that? :confblue:

YES. I'm carrying out a research programme even now. I'm down to only one hour a day out of bed so far.

Anyway, what's a tough old battleship doing complaining about a bit of cold weather? Remember the Arctic Sea and be glad! :grntngue:
Whitewolf
12-12-2002, 12:41
Or you could move to warmer waters.
tenebra_uk
14-12-2002, 10:14
A colleague of mine was complaining about London being too warm; her idea was that people should stop breathing so the temperature would drop :wierdblu: You could initiate another campaign, asking your neighbours to breathe faster :grngrin:
Diablo
14-12-2002, 10:24
...or suggest to use old freezers or to eat more.....BEANS... :confblue:
Diablo
14-12-2002, 10:26
Originally posted by Warspite
...I want to be warm :eekblue:

...


Ehm...you want to be warm...eh...donīt try to say that in Germany or people (mainly male) will try not to show you their bums.... :confblue: ..that surely mains that you want to belong to the "rainbow fraction"... ;) :confblue:
Whitewolf
15-12-2002, 04:56
I want snow...
2potscreama
16-12-2002, 09:38
You would.
Warspite
16-12-2002, 11:05
What was Di trying to say? :confused:

Answers on a postcard please :rollani:
2potscreama
16-12-2002, 15:29
If you said "Ich bin warm" in Germany, you'd assume that the literal translation, "I am warm" is how the Germans would understand it.

Unfortunately, if you did say "Ich bin warm" in Germany, everyone would look at you funny, because you'd actually just admitted to being a cackpipe cosmonaut.
Warspite
16-12-2002, 15:32
Wow - :blush:
Diablo
16-12-2002, 16:18
Or you just admit that you are a "warm brother"... :grntngue: