Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[tenebra_uk]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *breath in...breath out* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *breath in...breath out* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *breath in...breath out*

I'll have a cup of coffee, let's see if it calms me down :lightbulb

[Understudy]

If you wanna talk about it.......



........ I'm sure you can find a plant in the office that will listen! :tonguegre

[tenebra_uk]

Murder is the answer :biggringr

[Understudy]

Make sure you capture it all on film!

In colour! We can always remaster it into black and white for the art-house release. :weirdblue

[tenebra_uk]

I think I'd rather get away with it :biggringr

[Understudy]

:dark:

[tenebra_uk]

I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people

I'll go to the petshop and buy a hamster today

[Understudy]

does, err, anyone have a spare straight jacket?????

[tenebra_uk]

Have you lost yours? :tonguegre

[Understudy]

:lolblue:

[Warspite]

What makes you think hamsters are any less devious than humans? Ok, they don't have opposable thumbs or Plutonium, but they give a mighty nip, and are pretty good at blanking people in public:lightbulb

Whats up anyway missus?Did domeone break your coffee machine? you know the answer to that one already:biggringr

[tenebra_uk]

Hamsters can't play the drums :biggringr Oh, divine creatures! :angel:

[Understudy]

Didn't Roland Rat have a hamster buddy that played drums??? :confusedb

[Warspite]

What about SPG, Vivs' hamster in The Young Ones? I'm pretty sure that played drums. It also had studs nailed to its head.....

[tenebra_uk]

No, no, no...it can't be. Hamsters CANNOT play the drums :cry:

[Understudy]

Stranger things have happened.... :weirdblue

[tenebra_uk]

Fine. There's no way fish can play the drums. That's what I'll get. A big fat trout :weirdblue

[Warspite]

It's so easy to play drums with a trout - you might slip a few notes, but its a functional drum stick. A frozen trout is to be avoided though - you could puncture your drumskin (ooh -that stings!):eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Ok, you can play the drums with a trout :weirdblue Trouts can't play the drums though, hence they deserve respect :biggringr

*still contemplating homicide :bounce: :bounce:

[Understudy]

Just take him down to Brighton and push him off the end of the pier. :dark:

Be sure to take a good torch with you, its so hard to watch in the dark otherwise ;)

[Warspite]

What about "pescicide"?:confused:

So, has your drummer played true to form and turned out to be criminally insane? Its all part of the legend and lifestyle that goes with ROCK and ROLL BABY, YEAHHHHHH!

:D

[tenebra_uk]

Death by water? Hmm...naa, I think I want to watch him suffer under my hands :biggringr

I wish he'd gone criminally insane, he's simply playing stupid which is very tedious and definitely not rock'n'roll :rolleyesa

I'll have that thing that makes a ticking sound inside his chest for dinner tonight :dark: Hope he hasn't got a pacemaker :confusedb

[madpierre]

Originally posted by tenebra
Hope he hasn't got a pacemaker :confusedb
Jerry had a pacemaker. And a drummer. Not sure about a trout, though.

[Understudy]

Originally posted by tenebra
Death by water? Hmm...naa he won't drown, he'll get pounded against the pier by the waves ;)

If you stand still, you'll be able to hear the screams.:dark:

[tenebra_uk]

In just over an hour I'll be able to put my hands around his neck...oh, joy! :dark:

[Understudy]

I was anticipating not your hands and not his neck........ remember to take a run-up and wear heavy shoes.... ;)

[tenebra_uk]

I'm wearing my usual high heels and I don't intend to run anywhere :biggringr I'll squeeze his neck until I get some sense out of him :biggringr

[Understudy]

Hell hath no fury.... and all that.. :confusedb :eekblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Oooh, me full of fury :biggringr

[tenebra_uk]

Whipping demons is good training :biggringr

[Understudy]

Oh, I see.....

You have a new weapon of choice... ;)


Well, I suppose whips have far more uses than sledgehammers ;) :tonguegre

[tenebra_uk]

Using my sledgy on the drummer's limbs wouldn't have been a very good idea...the whip was far more appropriate in this case :biggringr

[Understudy]

Well, you know best.... ;)

[Minos]

Something's upsetting you, isn't it Chiara? I can tell these things you know - it's those subtle nuances: the references to committing acts of extreme violence, death and so on. It's an instinct I have. Not all men have it you know.

[Warspite]

You have the empathic skills of a superhero there mate -senses Spiderman would be proud of...I just don't know how you do it!!

Minos, if you have a lot of time on your hands this week, how about finding a nice cosy venue for a LAN game party, and then we'll ask Atari to pay for it? I'm supposed to do it, but I'm the worst organized person I've ever met. I'm also very lazy:weirdblue

[Minos]

Sorry Warspite - I know I have plenty of time, but I'm on Incapacity Benefit because of my inability to cope with organising my own life, or indeed anything at all involving a degree of responsibility. Sorry!


...on top of which I don't even know what a LAN is... :weirdblue

[Warspite]

Its a small creature, that can be raced for profit or gain:lightbulb

[Minos]

You mean you race them against each other, or try to outrun the little buggers yourself?

[cranium]

sometimes i keep a sandwich in my holster

[2potscreama]

That's my line you b!st!rd.

[cranium]

OH REEEALY???
i think you will find it's a "vox" on simpsons road rage... :tonguegre

[stunt double]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEK
:eekblue: :eekblue: :eekblue: :eekblue: :eek: :eek: :eek: ok, im done, i just wanted to shout, bye