LanXL LAN (Sponsored by Atari) [Archive]

Warspite

09-03-2004, 15:36

The Kudester WAS Irish. I remember he even posted his grid reference in his sig. didn't he? He was in Dublin I'm sure.

So when are Atari going to sponsor a LAN near my house? Preferrably close to my local pub and fish and chip shop? And opreferrably free for me and my buddies?When Atari, when for crying out loud??!!!:weirdblue :confused:

Understudy

09-03-2004, 15:46

:confused:

I thought YOU were organising it??????

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 15:48

Have you asked? :weirdblue Told you, give me some info and I'll put together a proposal to submit

Warspite

09-03-2004, 15:50

What do you think will be the most important info as far as Atari are concerned? The location of my local pub or the chip shop?:confused:

OK, if you want one, I will need to find and price a venue, and then beg the Admin to scrounge up some cash - is that right?

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 16:01

Maybe asking nicely would be enough :tonguegre

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 16:22

Can we have an argument now? :biggringr

Warspite

09-03-2004, 16:31

I'm sorry, but I don't think you had an argument booked for this afternoon - I already have a 3.30 appointment, and it isn't with you. Sorry.

NEXT!!!:devil:

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 16:34

How about spontaneity? :tonguegre

Let's fight and be merry! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Warspite

09-03-2004, 16:39

BLAM!

Oops - I din't realise it was loaded - I was just going to prod you with the end:lightbulb

You ain't seen me -right?:weirdblue

Understudy

09-03-2004, 16:41

You guys fight.... I'll get merry.... :biggringr

(and no jokes about hobbits Cranium!)

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 16:47

Blam?? :eekblue: You ARE strange :weirdblue

Understudy

09-03-2004, 16:49

BLAM's better than TA_DA... at least.... :rolleyesa

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 16:52

I'd never even dream of "blamming" anybody :weirdblue

Understudy

09-03-2004, 16:55

Don't worry, it was only Warspite... and besides, his gun went off before either of you were really ready :confusedb

Terrible when that happens... its the anticipation I guess..:biggringr

Warspite

09-03-2004, 17:02

And the age...Its never happened before though - I just don't understand it..maybe if we wait a few minutes and try again?:confused: :o:

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 17:17

Bah...I think I'm getting a headache :rolleyesa

Warspite

09-03-2004, 17:26

I think we were married in a previous life:rolleyesa Its all so eerily familiar:rolleyes:

So what do you want Minos..ME to find out about a LAN thing? I just want to shoot people - what more do they need to know?:confused:

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 17:34

Oh, that would explain the cold sweat I get every time the word "marriage" is mentioned :eekblue: :tonguegre

Shooting? Can't we have whips or swords or dunno, just biting people? :confusedb

*hmmm, biting people...that'd be fun! :bounce: :bounce:

Understudy

09-03-2004, 17:45

:eekblue:

everyone keep very calm and still.......

and run like feck outta the door before she gets ya. :biggringr

Warspite

09-03-2004, 17:54

Don't turn your back on her , and try to make yourself look big:eekblue:

Tenny, have you ever played as the Alien in Aliens vs Predator? It would be SO you...:biggringr

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 17:55

Why? What's the matter with you?? :eekblue: Wouldn't you fancy a good biting expedition? :confusedb Bite, bite! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Warspite

09-03-2004, 18:00

How about "Gnash Gnash" and "chomp chomp"?:D
Although I think any expedition would get further with a boat or a land rover instead of a set of gnashers.. Mind you, its not been done before - fairplay to you...:lightbulb

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 18:05

Exactly! I'm tired of the usual weapons - I want to bite and be mean :biggringr I want a game where I can tickle my enemy to make him drop his weapons and then bite him :biggringr

There's nothing strange with that, is there? :confusedb

Understudy

09-03-2004, 18:16

Originally posted by tenebra
There's nothing strange with that, is there? :confusedb
Yes actually. :lightbulb

Have you considered seeking professional help? :weirdblue

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 18:21

Oh, you've got no imagination :tonguegre

Understudy

09-03-2004, 18:31

I think you'll find I have.... :p:

Its just pain, blood and dismemberment that I have a problem with. :lightbulb

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 18:34

So shooting is fine, but biting would be too bloody? :lightbulb

Understudy

09-03-2004, 18:49

Yeah, ok I get your point.... fair enough.. :rolleyes:

But you seem a little over obsessed.... maybe a nice cup of tea, and a sit down would do you some good. :biggringr

Minos

09-03-2004, 19:47

Originally posted by tenebra
Exactly! I'm tired of the usual weapons - I want to bite and be mean :biggringr I want a game where I can tickle my enemy to make him drop his weapons and then bite him :biggringr

There's nothing strange with that, is there? :confusedb The tickling factor is not unprecedented in folk-belief, as illustrated in the example of the Russian rusalki:

Rusalka
Female water Spirit. These souls of unbabtized babies or drowned maidens became beautiful pale girls with long flowing hair. They wear white or are sometimes naked, usually with poppies in their hair. They lived in the waters during the winter, but moved to the forests and fields during Rusal’naia week (hence the name) where they could often be seen perched in trees.
A danger to humans, the Rusalki may lead cattle astray, steal children, fall upon people from the treetops and tickle them to death or kidnap young lads to take as lovers. They love to come out in the moonlight to sing and dance the khorovod (circle dance). If they find someone bathing near where they dance, often, they will drown them. Tying ribbons to trees in which they were known to perch is one way to appease them. Linens and scarves, as well as eggs were also left as offerings.Tickling to death with the option of drowning. Any good?

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 22:21

That's the game I want :biggringr Tickle, bite, pull ears :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Understudy

09-03-2004, 22:26

Rearrange the following :
puppy
you
a
sick
are

and then add a couple of exclamation marks.

:biggringr :D

tenebra_uk

09-03-2004, 22:30

Can I rearrange the letters as well? :bounce: :bounce: :tonguegre

Understudy

10-03-2004, 00:14

This isn't countdown! :weirdblue

Is Chiara the Italian version of Carol ? :eekblue:

tenebra_uk

10-03-2004, 11:11

:weirdblue You wanna die young, don't you

Understudy

10-03-2004, 11:33

:D Ha! You don't scare me :)

:eekblue: :confusedb

Understudy

10-03-2004, 12:04

shhhhh....did you hear that.....:confusedb

whats that noise....... oh no, she's gonna get me... :lightbulb

oh, wait, its a photocopier :biggringr

Warspite

10-03-2004, 12:15

Do you bark at vacuum cleaners too:rolleyes:

tenebra_uk

10-03-2004, 12:20

See? I don't even need to move to make him nervous :tonguegre

Understudy

10-03-2004, 12:32

Originally posted by Warspite
Do you bark at vacuum cleaners too:rolleyes: Hey, I'm not the one who wants to bite people.... :weirdblue

tenebra_uk

10-03-2004, 12:39

You don't know what you're missing :biggringr

Understudy

10-03-2004, 12:58

Oh stop it! Evil, twisted girl :rolleyesa

tenebra_uk

10-03-2004, 13:07

:biggringr

Minos

11-03-2004, 00:13

She's a changeling, that's what she is!

Chiara, did your parents ever tell you that you were a lovely baby but them overnight it was as if you'd been transformed into a mischievous and troublesome little imp?

LanXL-JofleyUK

11-03-2004, 00:54

Yo guys, anyone from the UK want to go to the LANXL Event are welcome, we have guys coming from Ireland and England to our event....No one from Scotland or Wales...YET!!

We will be one of the largest LAN events with the biggest prizes, so far they have clocked up to £1700+.

Thats not including the cash prizes for some of the tourneys....:D

tenebra_uk

11-03-2004, 02:01

Originally posted by Minos
She's a changeling, that's what she is!

Chiara, did your parents ever tell you that you were a lovely baby but them overnight it was as if you'd been transformed into a mischievous and troublesome little imp?
No. Mother used to say (still remember as if it were yesterday) that she'd found me in the rubbish bin :biggringr Then she says I spent too much time reading books and being silly, but that's not strange, is it :tonguegre
Always was a very well behaved baby, child, teenager (almost :devil: ) and adult. Just a little bit random :biggringr

2potscreama

12-03-2004, 14:07

Originally posted by LanXL-JofleyUK
Yo guys, anyone from the UK want to go to the LANXL Event are welcome, we have guys coming from Ireland and England to our event....No one from Scotland or Wales...YET!!

We will be one of the largest LAN events with the biggest prizes, so far they have clocked up to £1700+.

Thats not including the cash prizes for some of the tourneys....:D

Yo mate! Go rape yourself with a rubber mallet!

Warspite

12-03-2004, 19:33

That was too much 2pots - a nasty sentiment and uncalled for:mad:

Minos

12-03-2004, 20:08

Originally posted by tenebra
Then she says I spent too much time reading books and being silly, but that's not strange, is it :tonguegre
Always was a very well behaved baby, child, teenager (almost :devil: ) and adult. Just a little bit random :biggringr Hmm... sounds very much like me. Nothing strange about that at all.

After all, no one here would call me strange, would they? :rolleyesa

2potscreama

15-03-2004, 10:47

Originally posted by Warspite
That was too much 2pots - a nasty sentiment and uncalled for:mad:

It was entirely called for. He's just here to spam shite.

Understudy

15-03-2004, 11:12

Ohhh. :eek:

Dissent. Definitely a bookable offence! :tdown:

cranium

17-03-2004, 00:15

Originally posted by 2potscreama
Yo mate! Go rape yourself with a rubber mallet!

I cannot beleive you said that.
Surely a red card?

Warspite

17-03-2004, 10:07

No - we're just going to turn away and not look at him till he feels overwhelmed by remorse:angel:

Understudy

17-03-2004, 10:55

Arrghh....

You're gonna be one of those parents, who's kids run screaming arround the supermarket, while they say:

'Now Tristin, can you really justify your behaviour at the moment?'.

:lightbulb

Thats bollocks! Slap the little buggers till they're quiet and chain their ankles to the shopping trolley! :tup: :devil:

Warspite

17-03-2004, 11:03

My kids will be on a lead, possibly with remote control implants in their temporal lobes:lightbulb I have no trouble exercising discipline within the confines of a recognised heirarchical structure, but not amongst ones peers. Tristan.:lightbulb

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 11:05

That's so unnecessary. I only need to look at my nieces straight in the eyes for a couple of seconds to shut them up. :biggringr

Warspite

17-03-2004, 11:07

I think I'll leave discipline to Mrs W then - she is VERY coldblooded, and has shattered concrete from 50 yards with a firm stare. Why do you think my superstructure is such a mess huh?:confused:

Understudy

17-03-2004, 11:15

Originally posted by tenebra
That's so unnecessary. I only need to look at my nieces straight in the eyes for a couple of seconds to shut them up. :biggringr But only because they know the consequences will not be favourable (and probably painful) :tonguegre

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 11:52

Originally posted by Understudy
But only because they know the consequences will not be favourable (and probably painful) :tonguegre

That's the whole point, isn't it? :biggringr

Understudy

17-03-2004, 12:01

So at some point you must have had to direct some form of physical abuse in their direction :eekblue: for them to be that scared of you?

And you accused me of brain washing my dog.. :tonguegre

p.s. clear out your pm's ;)

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 12:10

Originally posted by Understudy
So at some point you must have had to direct some form of physical abuse in their direction :eekblue: for them to be that scared of you?
Physical abuse? :eekblue: Never! The mere thought of their beloved auntie not playing with them is painful enough :p:

And you accused me of brain washing my dog.. :tonguegre

And I'm right! :tonguegre

Understudy

17-03-2004, 12:15

Originally posted by tenebra
Physical abuse? :eekblue: Never! The mere thought of their beloved auntie not playing with them is painful enough :p:
I find that so hard to believe..... :rolleyesa

More to the point, my toes find that hard to believe :p:

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 12:25

Originally posted by Understudy
More to the point, my toes find that hard to believe :p:

I didn't do it! It was Bel who acted on my advice :tonguegre

Understudy

17-03-2004, 12:37

Originally posted by tenebra
I didn't do it! It was Bel who acted on my advice :tonguegre Ah, but you did condone the use of physical violence :D :p:

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 12:43

Originally posted by Understudy
Ah, but you did condone the use of physical violence :D :p:

No :biggringr *looks at bruised arms from kung fu training*:confusedb Maybe :biggringr

Understudy

17-03-2004, 14:46

I rest my case. :weirdblue

tenebra_uk

17-03-2004, 15:44

Hey, it's me being bruised :weirdblue

Understudy

17-03-2004, 16:28

Must have been something you said.... :tonguegre

tenebra_uk

18-03-2004, 14:31

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!: *banging head against the wall* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! lightbulb

Understudy

18-03-2004, 14:47

what?

tenebra_uk

18-03-2004, 15:04

Nothing. Cool. Everything's ok :lightbulb

Warspite

18-03-2004, 15:05

tenny Dude, you so need to join in some kind of game based on mass slaughter. Mrs W likes to blow people away for an hour or so evry week, and it realy sorts her head out.I think you need to play UT 2003, possibly against me and Fluxx :D

tenebra_uk

18-03-2004, 15:17

Originally posted by Warspite
tenny Dude, you so need to join in some kind of game based on mass slaughter. Mrs W likes to blow people away for an hour or so evry week, and it realy sorts her head out.I think you need to play UT 2003, possibly against me and Fluxx :D

I'm game :biggringr