Release date chat only

[Orion Saccuroa]

K wel I find thats the release date will be at the end of june or the 1ste of july sorry :(

WEll this is the CHAT ONLY ABOUT RELEASE DATES ^_^ thread

[ZeebWarrior]

How did you find that out?

[Tommy Gun]

what do people think bout the thrill cam?
jokes.

call atari and find out for sure (0161 827 0861)
i've decided to ignore all speculations about release dates because let downs become annoying after all the build up to the game.

[ZeebWarrior]

Same here- where's Max1m?
And Orion_Auron- have you called Atari yet? Is that where your info came from?

[Tommy Gun]

please tell me what's going on, i'm going mad here

[ZeebWarrior]

I'm waiting for someone (Orion) to state where his info's from!!!
Still no word from Atari (your number has not been recognized)- I'm an imbesiele (spelling= dire) , I can't even use a phone.

[Orion Saccuroa]

No european sony distribution center thats where i goth my date from :rolleyes: And I'm getting confused becease they still say its july 1st :eekblue: damn wel 1 month and I definitly have the game I don't care anymore if I geth it sooner or not :(

[ZeebWarrior]

I'm still waiting to hear if anyone can get through to Atari- I'm stubborn, you see.

[Tommy Gun]

that number i gave no longer works (even though it was a minute ago)
try the main number and ask them again for the number.

[ZeebWarrior]

Gah! I give up with phone calls. I'm:
(a) Waiting foe Max1m for news.
(b) Waiting for Game to reply to my E-mail about release date for Driv3r

and (c) I'm waiting for Atari to E-mail me about Driv3r's release date.

Edit: and (d) I'm walking up into my town for my dinner in a bit- I'll look in Woolworths and Asda and ask them for their release dates.

[Orion Saccuroa]

They took ot offline becease we where calling to much :p: man I hope thats the case hahah funny ^_^ wel to bad I just phoned again to the ESDC and they have new dates for the games at 12 o'clock they said tom me when I called at 10 O'clock so here what they said and believe me I'm very confused by the answer :eekblue: :confused: :lightbulb

K here the tip of the Ice berg ...

You really whant it don't you


























stil whant it ...? damn
















man still reading what I whant to post >_<















K they said they have 2 dates 20 june they will geth the game for distribution so then they will be shipped to all the stores etc. and wel they said retail dates could be 2 of these

24the of june

and still remaning strong 1st JULY :cry:

[ZeebWarrior]

God, I give up.

[Orion Saccuroa]

Well it is as I said I just have the game in 1 month or less I really don't care anymore :frownblue ^_^

[Tommy Gun]

driv3r is going to be such a good game, just try and think of that rather than the release date.
at least it isn't like MGS2 which was delayed by months and months.
it was delayed by 3 weeks near the end just becuase the twin towers were visible in the background when playing the TAnker chapter.

just count your blessings

[ZeebWarrior]

Yes, I suppose you're right. But sitting tight is going to be boring for my week off- and revision isn't as fun as speculating about Driv3r.

[Monkey Alan]

They changed the date, for a while this morning it was released. LOL

http://uk.atari.com/index.php?pg=game_detail&productID=139

I'm sticking with 25th now.

[ZeebWarrior]

Damn.

Edit: I checked my E-mails and confirmed release date's 22nd as Monkey Allen has said.

I wish I'd never E-mailed to ask about the release date now. :frownblue

[Orion Saccuroa]

Why that did you hope it would come out this week :( well you goth my hopes up to but elas it isn't to be (wel the release date kinda is what I was telling al along (okay okay I also said about july 1st but maybe but hey thats the second date ...(why in hel is ther a second date:confused: (that being july 1ste))))


edit:okay sory for all the () :p: ^_^

but anyways ehm what I meant is if july 1st is the second date and 21ste is the firste date whay the 2 dates??? (and maybe 3 "24th") ?


Final Conclusion ^_^
some where in between 21ste June and July 1st the game wil come in my possesion ^_^ ah wel only a 10 days uncertancy(man I really can't spel) period

[ZeebWarrior]

22nd arrives in stores/ is distributed to stores.
We get it some time after that.
And where's Maz1m- he said he'd phoned Atari and they'd said it was out today!

[Orion Saccuroa]

Hmm I bed max1m is at work or at school ^_^ most people don't have the time to check the boards 24/7 ^_^ like us:p:

wel anyway I bed He didn't geth that from atari becease yesterday was a national holiday and no respectible office is open (wel not the phonecenter anyway ^_^) so I bed he ehm wel made it up.... (no offence just think it seems that way)

[Tommy Gun]

damn right, you're doing GCSEs right?
they have all this hype for them, but they aren't that bad at all.

Driv3r is way more important, just make sure you don't play it until after the exams. Even if you don't revise anyway, you'll then be in exams thinking, 'Oh sh*t, thats how to get from the docks to the airport, quicker than the crazy man with a gun. hmmm............'

[Orion Saccuroa]

:p: I like the way you said that tommy wel I had that prob on my exams 2 Years ago ^_^ and I still finished top of my class damn I'm a damn nerd wel I now I don't look like one ffffiew look here (some where at the bottom is my picture "real") click here (http://www.uk.atari.com/third_party/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2835&perpage=40&pagenumber=2)

[Tommy Gun]

that's the thing, i am still a nerd but without the geekness.
anyway, back to topic,
Driv3r will be out with a month, driver 4 is questionable and i like handcuffs and chains.^_^

[ZeebWarrior]

So blunt, so unashamed.

Frightening really.

[Orion Saccuroa]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
So blunt, so unashamed.

Frightening really.

who me or tommy or both:p: hahahahahahaha


wel I knew that about me anyway ^_^ so don't frightend ^_^ I know i'm crazy and have multi peronality disorder.

[ZeebWarrior]

Well, at forst it was just aimed at Tommy, but now, it's a definite both.

I don't believe it- you created this thread because we were filling the others with release date info- now we're filling this one with rubbish!

[Orion Saccuroa]

Ohw sorry you began about Max1m... I didn't ectualy its your fault ^_^

nah its al our falt but anyway it wil be 21st june ^_^ or 10 days later ^_^

[ZeebWarrior]

And Jesus said "Go- go spam the Atari forums until Driver 3 is released, and it was done."

There we go, now it's God's fault, not mine!

Back on topic: I have a feeling that this thread'll go for quite a while...

[Marky]

ok... so why is hmv still goin with a release date of 4th June?
Im so badly confused :P

[MAX1M]

Its coming out sooo soon.....woooo

[Tommy Gun]

i like handcuffs, chains and tenebra (not all at the same time)
Orion has at least 3 personalities, maybe more.
driv3r may not be out for some time, so it is likely that we will be argueing about it for sometime.

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
i like handcuffs, chains and tenebra (not all at the same time)
Not at the same time?? Shame :tonguegre

[Tommy Gun]

well, i only said that to avoid getting smashed, but when you put it like that.........
i do happen to own some fluffy handcuffs.......

[tenebra_uk]

Fluffy handcuffs? And paper chains?

[Tommy Gun]

paper chains? that couldn't restrain anyone.
mine are carbon steel. that's what you need.
although, the cold metal against your skin can feel quite....erm....strange.....

[Orion Saccuroa]

Haha but I never said I had more then 3 not even more then 2 but I talked in third person about them ... damn :lightbulb so the third was born:D ^_^

Ohw btw chains are good handcuffs hurt:cry:

[ZeebWarrior]

I think I'm missing something- either that or you 3 are.

[Tommy Gun]

that's why the handcuffs are fluffy. metal chains feel kinda good, but wrists can get a little iritated without the fluff.

mine have black fluff cos it goes with whatever else you are wearing, (or not, as the case may be)

so tenebra fancies the sound of a little light bondage, and she'll then kill me and drink my blood. i like the sound of this:biggringr

(also: i'm missing nothing that i need, as far as i see it)

[Orion Saccuroa]

:yum: Your right tommy thats very nice to know ^_^ and your right about that fluff ^_^:p: man this conversation is really getting twisted :eekblue: :dark:

[ZeebWarrior]

Ummm yes, it is.

Will the sledgie turn to a whip I wonder?

[Tommy Gun]

i much prefer the sledgie. sledgie puts her in a lot more control. all that power:yum:
hmmmmm............

[ZeebWarrior]

All that power aaaaagh.

[tenebra_uk]

Can we have some blindfolding instead of bondage? So at least you won't see where the Sledgie is going to strike :biggringr

The sledgie doesn't turn into a whip [I mean, guys, where do you get these strange ideas from?? :eekblue: ]. In fact, I have 2 Sledgies now: The true and only Tenebra Sledgie, which has been my trusted friend for years, and a new one, bought for me by Understudy which therefore has been named The Under Sledgie. One day I'll show you pictures of both.

[ZeebWarrior]

And one day I'll run screaming from the computer...

I think we should re-title this thread "off topic/ curious fantasies."

And I'm not joking.

[Tommy Gun]

yeah, ain't it great...:yum:
i just love that sledgie. oh, and tenebra too, of course

thread becoming twisted, tommy gun involved, sounds like a familiar thread, hey orion.:lolblue:

getting blindfolded sounds good too. how bout it tenebra?.........

[ZeebWarrior]

I wish I was blindfolded- my youtful eyes have been burned by the content of this thread. Innocence is dead.

[tenebra_uk]

Oh, I see, you love my Sledgie more than you love me *turns back with contempt once again*

I think we should keep this off topic though ;)

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
I wish I was blindfolded- my youtful eyes have been burned by the content of this thread. Innocence is dead.

Bah, it had to happen sooner or later. Be proud, not many people can claim they've lost their innocence to a Sledgie :p:

[ZeebWarrior]

No, I don't suppose they can. Those that did have probably commited suicide.

Does anyone remember what was going on in this thread earlier on??
I only remember bondage and sledgehammers- not a particularly pleasent combination.

[Tommy Gun]

no, no, no. i just read that you don't love me.

i love you, way more than the sledgie.

i mean, the sledgie doesn't like bondage, blindfolding, drinking blood, and killing me (although it may be the instrument to carry it out)

[psycadelix]

"Release date chat only" ha.Sounds like most of you are thinking of other "releases".And Tenebra, whats with "The Clawed Moderator", what happened to the Evil one?Going soft or summink?:weirdblue

[ZeebWarrior]

Please don't instigate a revolution. I'm confused enough as it is.

[tenebra_uk]

I'm certainly not going to release anything nor going soft. Not today. Especially not today :weirdblue

[ZeebWarrior]

What's 'Today'?

And yes I know today's Tuesday. I just wondered why the 'especially?'

[Tommy Gun]

clawed and evil, like a kitten.
cute and fury (hmm?) but when she picks up the sledge hammer, all hell breaks loose.

not going soft though?...
...you'd rather torture me than kill me, what's that all about?

[DriverIOW]

Firstly, do you know how long it took for me to read all 4 pages!!!! well in no time at all cause I didn't. Yay and yipee to another release date thread. This is almost as bad as all those GTA VS DRIVER threads!! Oh well...spose it fills up the space of the forum.

[Tommy Gun]

excuse me!
this thread has nothing to do with release date, if you had read the last 3 pages you'd see.

this is purely about Tenebra, bondage, blindfolding and......that's about it.

[DriverIOW]

Well if you had read my post then you would have found out that I have not read the last 3 pages. I dont have the time or the patience.
I dont like blindfolds......
there I contributed to the discussion

[ZeebWarrior]

It was meant to be the last thread for release date speculation (22nd June's official date now, if you are wondering) but tenebra, Orion and Tommy Gun turned it into something weird.

You haven't missed much though.

[Tommy Gun]

i don't need blindfolds, i have no eyes, so can't see anyway. (all thanks to one of tenebra's fetishes)

[ZeebWarrior]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior

You haven't missed much though.

And this about sums up the last 3 pages of posts, for anyone wondering.

Please ignore the topic's title, it's terribly misleading.

[Tommy Gun]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
And this about sums up the last 3 pages of posts, for anyone wondering.

this doesn't sum it all up,
some very revealling aspects of Orion and My and Tenebra's characters have been brought to life.
it's a really good read, quite worrying though

[tenebra_uk]

There's nothing worrying about my character :angel:

[ZeebWarrior]

No no, of course not *cough fetish/bandana/blindfold/whip.bondage/helpme/sledgie?:weirdblue *cough

Nothing worrying at all.

[tenebra_uk]

And you, You are a musician !:weirdblue Now, that's really scary, twisted and you should be confined in some remote island now .

[ZeebWarrior]

You wouldn't care to elaborate as to why you dislike musicians would you? Were you once smacked in the face by a cello, for example?

[Tommy Gun]

i'd have to agree with Zeeb
bondage?
drinking blood?
killing people?
torturing?

cello in the face though?:weirdblue
interesting theory......:confusedb

Tenebra has a well rounded character though.
as well rounded as mine anyway:p:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
You wouldn't care to elaborate as to why you dislike musicians would you? Were you once smacked in the face by a cello, for example?

Worse. Sorry, I can't elaborate publicly as it's profession-related ;) But I still hate musicians. Deeply :biggringr

[ZeebWarrior]

Reasoning grudgingly accepted. Sig to be updated.

[DriverIOW]

I am completly lost so Im gonna nod my head and dissagree with the lot of ya. And Tommy Gun how on earth have u got 312 posts!! do you spend your life on this forum....just for that i have stole your advatar.

Someone tell whats going on!!

[ZeebWarrior]

Right, in brief:
Me Tommy Gun and Orion were filling the forum with the same quips and queries about release dates- so I suggested a 'release date chat only' topic- and it was made.

Tommy Gun and Orion then went mental, and dragged Tenebra into the chaos, somehow, I got out.

Bondage has been mentioned several times and musicians are hated.

Tommy Gun loves Tenebra.

That is it- you now know as much as I do, and are elevated to the ranks of the casual, amused observer. Sit back and enjoy.

[tenebra_uk]

ZeebWarrior, you can happily hit me with a cello (well, I would obviously react probably by snatching your cello and smashing it on your knee, but hey :biggringr ) but don't ever join a band. Ever.

[ZeebWarrior]

I'm in a band- we play punk. I play bass, it's just that my bass is too precious for me to hit moderators with. So I had to suggest the imaginary cello.

[tenebra_uk]

A bassist? You're safe then. I hate all musicians except bassists. Go and wander in peace :biggringr

[ZeebWarrior]

I shall indeed, thanyou.

How do we re-rail this topic?
Perhaps a battering from the sledgie is in order? (Or a cello?)

[tenebra_uk]

Ok, I'll put this thread right. *cough cough*

Why isn't Driv3r in the shops today??
[now you can argue about release dates again :biggringr ]

[ZeebWarrior]

Because Max1m lied to us all.
And the guy who runs this website was on holiday (he told me) and consequently was unable to alter the incorrectly stated release dates.

And did I mention that Max1m lied to us?;)

[Tommy Gun]

back on track, why?!

driverIOW, what do you mean about how did i get so many posts. i've been here for about a week now.

tenebra, hit me with a cello, i like it:lightbulb (only from you though, if you Zeeb, come near me, i'll smash your face in with my imaginary double bass:lightbulb)

MAX1M has lied for the last time (and first time but forget that)
he must pay,
me £1000 so i can do that bank robbery i planned.

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
tenebra, hit me with a cello, i like it:lightbulb
Tommy, if you travel a bit south from where you live...say towards Putney...West Hill...there's a nice little hospital no, errr, place. It's called Royal HFND. You go and wait for me, I promise I'll meet you there tonight :confusedb

[ZeebWarrior]

Tommy gun- that's your 5th sucessful de-railment (I'm counting you see)- and Tenebra, don't hurt him, I fear for his sanity.

[ZeebWarrior]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
Tenebra, don't hurt him, I fear for his sanity.
Now do you understand why?
Odd though- he was rational at about 9 this morning, until it was discovered that Driv3r had been delayed again.

Edit: Tommy Gun's post has just disappeared, rendering the above, pointless.
Edit the second: The post has now appeared below mine.

[Tommy Gun]

the post is now here, i couldn't be bothered to edit it so just remade it.
there are only two hospitals south of me.
[list=1]
Springfield Mental Home, Burntwood Lane- Why would i need to go there?
St George's Hospital - Ah, i see, that way i'd be able to get immediate treatment after you hit me.(not that i'd actually want the treatment, but thanks for caring, how sweet)
[/list=1]

i haven't de-railed any threads, they were all destined to end up like this:D

[tenebra_uk]

There's also the Royal Hospital for Neuro Disabilities - and that's in West Hill (which is south of you).

It's a nice, quiet place. I'm sure you'll benefit from a long, relaxing holiday there and you'll forget everything about the pleasures of being hit with a cello :confusedb

PS Ears are still funny but after 14 grams of antibiotics I think I'm done with drugs for a while :lightbulb Rest will probably help, I'm now staying away from loudspeakers ;)

[ZeebWarrior]

Is this a hint as to why you hate musicians?

[tenebra_uk]

No. Screwed up ears are only a byproduct ;)

[Tommy Gun]

glad to hear about the ears getting better. drugs are good.

but not if they make me forget everything about the pleasures of being hit with a cello, i like that in my life:lightbulb:D

i'd much rather if you joined me for a long relaxing holiday. in Birmingham maybe, i hear it's really nice at this time of year.

musicians have big egos, that makes them prats.

[ZeebWarrior]

I do assume that you plan to take that back. I am, as previously stated, a musician, and I do not like being accused of being a prat.

Nor do I have a large ego- hell! Maybe I'm not much of a musician!

Did you get your avatar back yet Tommy Gun?

[tenebra_uk]

Zeeb, I'm sure Tommy was just joking *twisting Tommy's arm*. Isn't it true, Tommy? :biggringr

Honestly, right now I'd rather avoid musicians, but I must admit it's essentially 3 musicians I'd rather not see or talk to ;)

[ZeebWarrior]

See, I think you want to tell us what happened, but a little voice says no (it may be the voice of reason.)
We'll not laugh (much.)

And is Tommy really going insane- you lot will have known him (in a sense) longer than I have- is his behaviour normal (no I'm not really concerned.)

And anyway, I'm good at maths, so if you don't tell us what happened to you, I'll work it out anyway.
[3 musicians + "x"-----> Knackered ears] See, I'm halfway there.

[Tommy Gun]

i take back everything concerning musicians, *gulp* of my own free will.

DriverIOW seems to be holding it hostage until i up the reward, here goes.....


as i've said previously I'M NOT MAD! just special......
don't let the vast number of posts fool you, i've been here about a week.
though all my posts have involved Tenebra and Orion so they know what i'm realy like.
*tell him the truth and i'll kill you (only orion) Tenebra can do as she pleases, smash in my face with a cello or your sledgie, as i said, i like it*

[ZeebWarrior]

Okey Dokey- offer him a rooster, 3 hens and a barbequed sasauge, nothing more.

[Tommy Gun]

i've already doubled the reward, what more could he want, i mean, come on!

[ZeebWarrior]

OK then, seeing as this topic's now 100% off topic (thankyou Tommy Gun, Tenebra, Orion and me- ZeebWarrior) I guess I can put a query that doesn't deserve its own thread here.

What day does IGN recieve its next Driv3r update?

I am restless, and desire new info.

And Tommy Gun, why'd somebody want to steal your Avatar, when it's missing anyway (I know it's not really- but come on)- it makes little sense to me.

And Tenebra, musicians?

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
And Tenebra, musicians?

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :weirdblue *

*from now on, I'll growl whenever that word is mentioned

[Tommy Gun]

it was stolen, i'm not a paranoid nut, why all the questions, i don't know when IGN gets updated, you're a nut, you stole my avatar, and you hit Tenebra with an imaginary cello. i kill you:madred:


no wait, i already know who stole my avatar, it was DriverIOW, he admitted in his status bar.
i apolagise, i'm very emotional at the moment,
tenebra offered to bite me.

[ZeebWarrior]

Musicians.

[Runs and hides]

Is it safe to come out yet.

Jesus- I've been posting on and off for around about 12 hours solid!

And why did she offer to bite you?

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
tenebra offered to bite me.

No wait, I didn't offer , I threatened you after you called me short :weirdblue

[Tommy Gun]

i call that an offer, not much of a threat if i'm not at all against the idea.

Zeeb, stop bringing up the 'm' word you inconsiderate b*st*rd!

DriverIOW, i know you are out there with my avatar. please don't harm it, i'll get the money together, i promise:(

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
Musicians.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :weirdblue

[ZeebWarrior]

Sweet, a lovers tiff.

[DriverIOW]

Your all posting too fast....I last posted on page 5 or 6....slow down.
Dont worry Tommy....I'll give up the advatar as soon as the money's paid...at the moment this advatar is saving my neck....somehow???? You can have your precious 'lost, never to be found' advatar next week...then I'm going for someone elses ha ha ha....watch out.....it could be you.....

or most probaly tenebra......

Note to self: stop...putting...pointless......dots.....in between.....sentances....

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by DriverIOW
or most probaly tenebra......

Just try, and I'll squash your dots :weirdblue

ZeebWarrior - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :weirdblue

[ZeebWarrior]

What did I do this time?!

[tenebra_uk]

I'm deaf, not blind :weirdblue
Grrrrrrrr

[ZeebWarrior]

I hope you realise how much effort I put into the tiny 'musicians' picture, as well as my signature and avatar.

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
I hope you realise how much effort I put into the tiny 'musicians' picture, as well as my signature and avatar.

Of course, and in fact your efforts make me hate you even more :weirdblue

[ZeebWarrior]

Good to see my toil was not in vain. :p:

(If it seriously annoys you, I'll revert to my old sig, e.t.c)

[Tommy Gun]

i hope you don't hate me.

Also, Zeeb, tis not a lovers tiff:(, she said she didn't love me.
she doesn't even see me as a dog:cry:

[ZeebWarrior]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[tenebra_uk]

Zeeb, I don't hate bassists, so only need to fear the Sledgie ;)

she doesn't even see me as a dog
Hey, now you're being demanding :eekblue:

[Tommy Gun]

i just want to be accepted in normal society:cry:

i asked in 'introduce yourself....' thread, whether she saw like a master sees a dog, and she said no!

after all my efforts,

i still have deep meaningful feelings for you.:(

[DriverIOW]

Ok....It took me a while but I did it.....I have read all the pages. Whats wrong with musicians....I got lost on that bit....

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
i still have deep meaningful feelings for you.:(

Then don't wag a tail you don't have ;)

[Tommy Gun]

it was metaphorical

just want to say, I'VE WON!

:D:bounce::bounce::D

[ZeebWarrior]

Originally posted by DriverIOW
Ok....It took me a while but I did it.....I have read all the pages. Whats wrong with musicians....I got lost on that bit....
We don't know- she aint telling- don't pry or she growls.
Although, the way things are going, Tommy Gun's going to get mauled, let alone growled at.

I'll go get the popcorn.

[tenebra_uk]

Metaphorical tails with hypothetical fur will make me methaphysically sneeze :lightbulb

[DriverIOW]

Ummmm....I thought I was your favourite volatile arguer tenebra.....musicians are kool....if it wasnt for them no kool bands would come out. wont mention any as it my go into a new topic of rock bands

No dictionary needed to spell volatile...im a big boy now....

[ZeebWarrior]

Hypothetical metaphors hurt my metaphysical brain.

I don't even know if that makes sense.

[DriverIOW]

it make perfect sense....just like the reason Driv3r was held back

[ZeebWarrior]

Gah. Who cares anymore?

Where's Tommy Gun, I need the next episode in the soap drama.

[Tommy Gun]

i'm not an arguer though DriverIOW.

what is it with you and sneezing, tenebra?

first you sneeze when i take out my fluff handcuffs, then you sneeze when i become your metaphorical b**ch?

also, when am i getting mauled?:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by DriverIOW
No dictionary needed to spell volatile...im a big boy now....

See? You'll always think about me every time you'll see that word :tonguegre

[DriverIOW]

I sure will.....I'll remember to use that in my English exam next week...I might get extra marks.....i'll need the marks cause when Driv3r comes out any thought of revision would go....

[ZeebWarrior]

You taking GCSE?
I am, it's not fun.

[Tommy Gun]

ha, i thought i was having a hard time being a metaphorical b**ch and a metaphysical pain in the *rse!,

THIEF!

no wait, i don't really care no more.

*double negative*

i will hunt you down:devil:!
and get back my avatar that you stole! (not advatar as you keep calling it)

[DriverIOW]

yup GCSE.....hey new topic.....exams!!

Here are the exams im taking
English - Higher
Maths - Foundation
Science - Foundation
Media - Higher
Geography - Higher

And a few others....what about other people????

[ZeebWarrior]

Your current avatar indicates that you do not think Driver IOW is a thief- it states :

Drivor IOW is a thief?- as in, no, he's not!

[ZeebWarrior]

GCSEs- higher in every subject.

I took Citizenship allready (A*)
I'm taking:
Maths
English
Science
RE
General Studies
Citizenship
Music
Business Studies

And that's it- I think. Science on Monday and Maths on Tuesday as well. Shame, I'll have a busy week next week.

[DriverIOW]

Yeah...Ive got Science Biolgy and geog on monday...I had a three hour media exam last week!!

[Tommy Gun]

me,
English lit, higher
English lang, higher
French, higher
Maths, higher (did it last year but only got an A:mad: )
Science, higher, triple
Geography, higher
Graphics, higher
Music, higher
R.E., higher (forced to take it, and i suck)
P.E., higher
this is the first indication of my age i've given. crazy, at such a young age :(

Zeeb, the '?' is filling the space where the avatar was, i will amend it to make it clear.

[tenebra_uk]

Tommy, did you notice that DriverIOW is underselling your avatar? :eekblue:

PS I don't want a metaphorical b*tch :confusedb I want a Great Dane called...hold on, never thought about his name :confusedb Vincent and Gordon are gone, Rupert was my cockatiel until he decided to lay a few eggs and had to be renamed Ruby...I'll have to think about it :lightbulb

[ZeebWarrior]

OK then.
Tests suck- crumble under the pressure and you're screwed- and high expectations add to the pressure. Arrrrgh.

How have people got images for their avatars? HTML is not allowed?

[Tommy Gun]

it was originaly £0.01 but due to him refusing to hand it over, i double the price to £0.02. now i just slander him everywhere.

can i be your metaphorical victim of torture, blood sucking, bondage and getting bitten, by someone not wearing pastel colors or listening to blue or watching Pop idol but instead being refered to as the evil clawed sledgie wielding almighty aphrodisiacal moderator.:biggringr

Zeeb, make one in paint and load it up. (100 x 100 gif or jpeg)

[DriverIOW]

Yeah...all the images I try dont fit....but Tommy Gun's does...lol.

I'll be happy with four C grades at the end of all this....then 2 month holiday to complete whateva I havnt completed of Driv3r and the chase the gunman level of Driver 2.

[ZeebWarrior]

I'll take As and A*s please (PLEASE!)
In my mocks I got all As, A*s and one B.

And Tommy Gun, be careful- your post makes it look like you were asking me if you could be MY metaphorical vision of torture *shudder*

[Tommy Gun]

i'll be happy with 11 A-C passes.
and then 1 A* (i have to do well in maths)

remember, save as gif rather than bitmap as these files are too big.

long holiday coming soon, sweet.

Edit: Tenebra, not Zeeb

[ZeebWarrior]

But it says HTML is not allowed- do I just ignore this?

[DriverIOW]

Yeah...I dont think I'll do as bad to get any U's....If I do then I'll blame Driv3r.
Ahhh...I cant stay mad at you forever....

[ZeebWarrior]

*sigh* I'm surrounded by imbesieles :biggringr

[Tommy Gun]

i'm not that stupid, i got 4 A*s and 6 As in the mocks
*cough* and an F (7%) in R.E. *cough*

ignore HTML is not allowed, that is just background talk from the almighty bassbooster (the lord on earth, or on the net, whatever)
click browse...., find pic, select, update profile.
buda ping bang bong,
then can we burn me:bounce:

[DriverIOW]

''*sigh* I'm surrounded by imbesieles''

Oh shut it Mr 170 posts(havnt heard that before) whether your gonna get 4 c's or 11 it doesnt mean your an imbesiele....and your obviously smart enough to know better...

[ZeebWarrior]

Hence the smiling face- 'twas a joke= no offense meant.
And I can't be bothered to clart on with an avatar anymore, I'll keep my custom text.

Where'd everybody go?

MUSICIAN MUSICIAN

No reply, I'm all alone.

[Orion Saccuroa]

Well after reading evrything I;m sad I couldn't posr yesterday :( wel very interesting thread :p: I like the way its going ohw and tommy gun whyu kill me:| when I talk you told them about my multipersonality disorder so no I may kill you but I won't

I like you to much ^_^

also :( tenebra do you like/love me :cry: why do you hate us al

[Tommy Gun]

how bout me?:(

Zeeb, stop mentioning the f*ck*ng 'm' word.:madred:

Orion, i don't want to die:weirdblue
i just want to suffer a great deal of pain through the hands of Tenebra:lightbulb:biggringr

Here's my proposed plan Orion

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by ZeebWarrior
Where'd everybody go?

MUSICIAN MUSICIAN

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr :weirdblue
*I sleep sometimes*

also tenebra do you like/love me why do you hate us al
No, I don't love you either :biggringr

i just want to suffer a great deal of pain through the hands of Tenebra
Fine :biggringr

[Tommy Gun]

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce:


First i want the cello in the face, then you can use the sledgie, then some random torture of your own choice, then we can use some of the chains......................

[tenebra_uk]

I'm afraid I haven't got a cello. Surely Zeeb will happily use his on your face :biggringr

[Orion Saccuroa]

Alright I'll use this gun ^_^ hahaha Icouldn't find the real thing so I used my ehm paint to do it it looks like ****[ but you'll geth my idea

[Tommy Gun]

Originally posted by tenebra
I'm afraid I haven't got a cello. Surely Zeeb will happily use his on your face :biggringr

erm....but i don't want Zeeb to hurt me:(
i want you to:D

Orion, how do you like my plan to...erm.....dispose of DriverIOW?:lightbulb

[Orion Saccuroa]

Can you give me detailed plans on locations and where I'm suposed to pull the trigger does he need to suffer or must it be a clean death ehm..

Just make a cig plan like I did for driver and my mass pile up I used the raod maps I found of driv3r and ehm gave printed them on mapping paper :p: and at a quality you wouldn't believe there all as big as the largest map you can buy of london ^_^ and there sharp so planning on them really works ^_^ :p: so give me details..

ohw your plan until now looks great :p:

[Tommy Gun]

kay then,
my plan is very simple,
we first advertise 'Free Cupcakes for anyone called DriverIOW'
this will infact be a trap, as we will have eaten all the cupcakes.
we then sit and wait really.

this is how clean i expect the murder...erm..i mean...taking care of business to be......

[Orion Saccuroa]

:p: I like the plan but can it be cupcakes and brownies and cholcolat cupcakes :yum: that would even be a stronger atraction for him.

ohw and can we lure some more people in like that ^_^ I have a few people on this forum I whanted to geth rid of a long time ago^_^

[Tommy Gun]

hmmmm....:yum:
i like chocolate
Zeeb could also go, he hit tenebra with an imaginary cello
(she says he is innocent, but i rekon she is just trying to protect him)

Tenebra seemed a bit p*ss*d with Warspite for calling her short stuff.
We could try taking care of him also, but there is one major thing in our way..........

[Orion Saccuroa]

Thats not a real problem we just nuke the guy or use a biological weapon to rust his armour away ^_^

[Tommy Gun]

this is a quick artists impression of his demise

just to not go off-topic too much, i think Driv3r will be released within a month.

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
Tenebra seemed a bit p*ss*d with Warspite for calling her short stuff.

It's the "stuff" thing that I find outrageous :sour: As for the short, I am just as offended as if he'd called me 2 legged :lightbulb

[Orion Saccuroa]

So i can call you shorty or am I strechting it a bit with that comment :p:^_^

any way "stuff" does seem evil:lightbulb :eekblue: :weirdblue

haha ehm anyway :p: back on topic wel wat ever that was ohw yes




Release dates ^_^ of driv3r I'll keep my mind at 24th of june :D

[Warspite]

Oi, midgets - get back On Topic, and make it snappy:D

I never heard back from The Man, but he was away recently. He does update the driv3r website, so whatever it says on there is the official date as far as Atari are concerned.

[Tommy Gun]

tut, tut
so much anger in the old rusty one.:(

as for calling Tenebra 'stuff':madred: You've seen what we are going to do to you in the pic above:devil:

and i'm hardly a midget, true there are many people taller than me, but i wouldn't call me a midget.
i'm a whole 8" taller than Tenebra.

nice to know where Atari stands on the release date though.:p:

[Warspite]

Everybody is a midget to me - unless you happen to weigh MORE than 38,000tons...

[Tommy Gun]

you're talking bout weight, midget normally refers to hight.

also, you are in space so weigh pretty much nothing.:p:

[Orion Saccuroa]

Can anyone convert meters in foot and inches???

I don't know in what kind of metric scale your talking in but I'm

1,89 meter tall/short whats that in your well nice figure...

what does 8" mean?????


so whats on the www.driv3r.com site is the official date what Atari is concernt so that stil says june right so it can be anywhere this month????

[Tommy Gun]

8" = 8 inches = about 20cm

189cm = 6 foot 2 = 6'2"

i am 183cm = 6 foot = 6'

1 foot = 12" = bout 30cm
(surpisingly that is the length of my feet)

driv3r should be out sometime this month, that's all it seems to say.

Now, back to the 'cleaning'.
hehehe:devil:

[Orion Saccuroa]

:p: ohw yes the cleaning hahah

keep it clean k tommy I'll try not to make a big mess all that blood maybe I should donate a pint of blood to tenebra I have atleast 7 liters when I'm finished with IOW

[Tommy Gun]

i thought i was going to deal with IOW:(

okay, well can i at least help:devil:

Tenebra can drink the blood we have to squeez out of our cloths before we burn them:p:

[Orion Saccuroa]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
i thought i was going to deal with IOW:(


ohw I didn't mean I'm gonna do it allone you had a nice plan where gonna do that I'm just for the support (if you need it offcourse) I'll just watch and when I feel like it I'll use my Ragnarok sword to cut him open a bit ^_^

[Tommy Gun]

What is it with people and Ragnarok, it's all just about the end of the world (how depressing:()
we should talk about 'cleaning' away bugs from this forum instead:p:
you bring your weird gun, and i'll bring my Heckler and Koch Machine Pistol 5 k :lightbulb
hehehe:devil:

[Orion Saccuroa]

Ehm my ragnarock is a gunblade (i'll post a picture in offtopic tonight) and I called It ragnarock beceause I whanted it to have my second (real) name

my FULL name is (and I'm serious about this one)

Quinn Ragnarock Theodor Cremer my parents are really weird with names ....

[Tommy Gun]

My real name is really really really really posh and prat like (but i like it, well, Tom anyway)

Thomas Charles Edmund <Surname> (don't want to give too much away)

i think it is really strange that Atari and Reflections have different release dates.
weird, you being from the netherlands and the fact that in Norse Mythology, Ragnarok was the end of the world, when there would be a massive fight for freedom of your souls.
(what we would call armaggedon)

June 24th or whatever sounds good to me though, last exam being the 25th.

then it'll be 2.5 months in front of my TV.

[Orion Saccuroa]

I know my parents know that to:)

but wel *sigh* they just hate me.

but anyway I like that I'm called like this (multi personality's and stuff :p: so I have souls enough for an armagedon battle :p: )

[ZeebWarrior]

I went to Game today- their release date's 25th June.
I also went to Granger Games- their release date (and I had them check the computer) is 4th June.

I suspect they are wrong- but, if not...

[Tommy Gun]

but if not........what
i don't get it (i'm a bit slow)

4th June is the prefered choice, but i don't want to build my hopes then get destroyed:cry:

What be your real name Zeeb? (completely random ques.)
Where are you from? (it can't be musicland, for real?)
How old are you?
Do you mind if i kill you for hitting Tenebra with your imaginary cello, and for repetition of the 'm' word?
Do YOU consider Orion or Me more crazy?
(remember that Orion has a website dedicated to death plots and robbery plans)

[Orion Saccuroa]

I'll keep it on 21st or 25th no way its gonna be this friday

[psycadelix]

It'll be out when its out.Thats basically the message were getting off Reflections when they wont confirm a release date.Could be 4th or 25th of June.Then again it could be 4th or 25th July,August,September.....etc.All we can do is wait. *sigh*:frownblue

[DriverIOW]

Okay...once again Im 2 pages behind....I got lost on the converting metric measurement or summet bit????

Anyway I hope Im not one of those people you would like to get rid of this forum orion??? I can easily steal you avatar 2moro!!!

Someones avatar WILL be stolen 2moro.....but who's???????

[ZeebWarrior]

Okay, I'm The Elephant Man
I'm 111236
I live in Elephant Town- near Music Land.
That's it.

Edit: And no, you can't kill me.

[Tommy Gun]

you gave in pretty easy.

You can see who i am from the above posts.
I will now NOT kill you.:p:

[Orion Saccuroa]

Neither willl I but you are making it quite amusing to threaten :p: nah I won't trust me^_^

[ZeebWarrior]

It's allright Tommy, threaten all you want. The men in white coats will put you back in your cell if you try and leave the building.

Orion_Auron, you've lost me with that one.

[Orion Saccuroa]

wel your making it easy beceause your giving your name(wel I don't know if its true but i can find out ^_^) and just easy If i know where youlive I can eraticate another nusance in my eye .


















...

















(joking ^_^)

haha really don't take me so serious:confusedb :eekblue:

[Tommy Gun]

run for your life Zeeb,
this guy is a 'cleaner'!


for real.:confusedb

[Orion Saccuroa]

well I have more potential then 47 if you know what I mean :p: ^_^



gothalove hitman ^_^hmmm al the nice silent assasin scores I have for all the misions ^_^hmmm I know how to plan assasin atempts :D

[ZeebWarrior]

Frightening...

[Orion Saccuroa]

why is that frightening I told you trust me I won't even think of killing you (unless you bore me :p: ) but I like you guys to much

[ZeebWarrior]

OK then.

I don't think this topic will ever come back onto the rails.

[Tommy Gun]

he won'y kill me, i'm his sidekick/assistant

hitman is a very good game.
the story for contracts seems like a really good excuse to give random but really cool missions

all i'll say on topic is: the release date should be between now and the end of the universe :p:

[ZeebWarrior]

...

[Tommy Gun]

i doubt the world will actually split in 2?

knowing my luck, i still won't be able to get the game:sour:

[ZeebWarrior]

Of course the world would split in two- you on one side, Driv3r on the other.

It's a conspiracy, instigated by DriverIOW (possibly- probably/ not really.com)

[pacific_leon]

most of you guys here says driv3r would be released june 21st...

Is this just speculations or are there anyone of you who have a reliable source?

:rolleyesa

[Orion Saccuroa]

Well Most of the reatailers and Distribution centers have dates that are very close to 21st so we keeped it on that date for now but as I said I'll keep it on 21st and 10days after so the latest i'm gething it in my hands would be 1st July but (and yes this can be the case) they could delay it anoteher month or 3 so they can perrfect the shooting (well I liked it it doesn't need to be perfect like al the previewers said...)

[Tommy Gun]

21st, sweet!

oh wait,
that means the end of the universe in 18 DAYS!!!!!!:eekblue:

as long as i don't go on a trip to austrailia by then, i should be on the right side on the earth.

[Orion Saccuroa]

Well I'm always on the right side so stick in europe and you'll geth your copy (and offcourse the apacolips you have foreseen)


edit: why is this topic moved we almost goth it back on track again????

[Tommy Gun]

maybe our side of the universe will stay in tact until i complete the game.

which i hope should be a long time.
(GTA VC took 2 days to complete, what a rip for £40)

Why has this topic been moved, and where to.

it is still about Driv3r.

coming out 1st june,
then 4th june (unlikely though)
so it could then be
21st June
25th june
1st july

(talk about indecision)

[Warspite]

Why was this topic moved? Tyrannical whimsy:coolred:

[Orion Saccuroa]

.... don't geth it k 60% of the post is wel off topic but now we wil see in evry thread aye when is the game gonna be released and we need to redirect them to offtopic:s thats kind of weird

[Tommy Gun]

we are still talking about Driv3r here, mr/ms moderators:p:

Warspite, i even made you some armor upgrades, and now THIS:(

this topic has been becoming more and more on track again after the game got delayed again.


moving it here will send it completely off track,
then it'll slowly die out to nothing

WHY? WHY MODERATORS, WHY?!?!:cry:

[Warspite]

Arbitrary cruelty - its what dictators do. Those are the rules i'm afraid, irrational and arbitrary terror just needs to take place now and again.

If you are VERY good, I MAY move it back to the Driv3r forum - but you have to admit that this thread is more than a little Off Topic at the moment.

i could make a new thread specifically for driver release date info -as long as you promise NOT TO SPAM IT TO PIECES:weirdblue

[Orion Saccuroa]

PLease do that and can you place the relevant post from this thread there ^_^ if thats possible? (maybe 1 post that quotes evry thing thats relevant ^_^)

[Warspite]

Sorry - I did not understand the last request:confused:

[Orion Saccuroa]

Never mind I sumed it al up in 1 post :)I asked if you could move al the ontoppic posts from this thread to the new on but never mind ^_^

[Tommy Gun]

i guess it is fair well to this thread,

it was nice whilst it lasted.

i'm now taking the staight road,

90% on topic, all the time now:p:

[killivic]

Hey why doesnt Atari just give a specific release date? What's the point of us not knowing when? I mean if they set a date people would rush to buy the game as soon as that date came. Now it might be released on the 4th June for example and maybe 30% of the people that wanna buy it wont know that the game is actually at the stores...

[Tommy Gun]

Atari doesn't know.

they said the 1st of June.

now they just say, ask reflections:sour:

[driv3r rulezzz]

back to the original tread, i heared that the official releasedate for the pc version will be 01.09.2004
i got that from bol.com
for more info look at
http://www.nl.bol.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/nl/-/EUR/BOL_DisplayProductInformation-Secondary;sid=g-PNdxY-hf3NVVaBodvzQPbmGrxSxMK49Qw=?BOL_OWNER_ID=10040040 00009395&Section=GAMES&sec_Page=Beschrijving&ContentType=DESCRIPTION
its a dutch site

[Tommy Gun]

i was actually being on topic (on this off-topic thread)

the site tells me very little as i don't speak dutch, and i'm gunna get the PS2 version, so the PC release date means little to me.

i've also seen too many release dates that are 'official' to now trust you straight away.:p:

[Warspite]

Where's the love gone people? I want everyone to have some sort of group hug type counselling session, and then take the weekend off. Come back on Monday with rosy cheeks and...stuff:lightbulb

It was so much easier in WW2 - sink people you don't like, all the tea in the world and a nice slice of cake... :rolleyesa

[Tommy Gun]

*group hug*

DONE

now back to being normal.:lightbulb

Release Date Chat, in off-topic, hmmmmmm................

so, I started playing Americas Army, quite a good game.
it's just really lame that i cant pass the dame special forces E and E test,
i get to checkpoint Bravo, and then when i'm on route to charlie i get seen, even though there is a big rock hiding me.
If i dont pass the SF E and E mission, i cant play on special forces maps, online.:frownblue
passed all the other tests 100%:biggringr

Driv3r should be a good game, i like that genre of games. The Getaway (own), GTA III (own), GTA VC (own), Driver 1 and 2 (borrowed (but i'll never give them back so, own)).
Games to get:
Driv3r
GTA SA
The Getaway 2: Black Monday
Paradiso (an amazing game, years from release but comprises The Sims 2 online world, with GTA, Mafia, GT, RPGs, RTSs, and loads of other types of games.

[Alpha_uk]

Anyone know when GTA4 is coming out .I can't wait any more but I guess
driv3r will be good

[driv3r rulezzz]

Who how dare you to post in this off-topic forum:p: ;) , there is nobody on it for weeks now, don`t ask me why

[Tommy Gun]

i don't know either,
look at the threads,
they all have like over 100 replies or something,
and now nothing for ages,

GTA4?
the new one is GTA San Andreas,
just like in GTA1 when the 3 cities were Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas....
is this game even made by Atari......:rolleyesa

[gorgeroth]

Atari? hmmmm I thought it was. But hey oh well. GTA A won't harm Driv3r sales at all. GTA may be popular but never as popular as Driver series got. Despite bad reviews on Driver 2 the public loved it and showed that by the amount of sales.

[Trollhammeren]

I hope GTA SA lives up to all the hype around it. It does look like a great game, but it would look 10 times better if it was released on the Xbox :D

[Alpha_uk]

maybe but its like halo ps2 fans wanted that but its only for xbox

[Trollhammeren]

Yeah true. Halo 2 is gonna be one of the best fps games ever tho! But Stalker for the PC looks pretty sweet as well. I'll probably have to get both of em :D