The taunt suggestion box

[tenebra_uk]

Keep it clean though :biggringr

[Starduster]

Is that Sledge in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

Starduster

[tenebra_uk]

I'm glad to see you and so is the Sledgie :biggringr

[The Hork]

I will have back my favorite Taunt ever....


I LOVE YOU.

[madpierre]

"And your little dog, too!"

mp

[Warspite]

"I'm awfully sorry - was that YOUR face?":lightbulb

[2potscreama]

Im sorry, did I break your concentration?

[kudos]

"show us ya knickers!"


look, even *I* get tired of "show us ya bra!" sometimes....



but only sometimes... when it doesn't work.... which is rare... =P

[RedCross]

"Can I have a scan of FF please" :D

[Phoenix_Dfire]

Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time.:lightbulb

[tenebra_uk]

'You're a pile of recycled scrap' :lightbulb

[kudos]

Take heed, you leach on humanity, may you endure much wailing and gnashing of teeth!

and

How many Camels for your Daughter?

[twomt]

terwijl je deze taunt vertaald, schiet ik je kapot

[Starduster]

Originally posted by twomt
terwijl je deze taunt vertaald, schiet ik je kapot

twomt,

Could you supply a translation please?

Thanks.

Starduster

[twomt]

well it gives it away actually but ok cause it is you...
here it comes:

While you are translating this taunt, I am shooting you to pieces.

Now of course the taunt is worthless.... bah

[Zrbyte]

Hmm, Ok....


1) "Fine I'll go make my own EOCO, with blackjack and hookers!! Infact forget the EOCO"

2) "You are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big old fat guy didnt ya?"

3) "hey you with the severe asthetic Deficiancies, Oh sorry I forgot I was talking to somone with a single figure IQ, I meant to say, Hey Ugly"

[grotbag]

I've been slapped harder than that!

Ooohh, that tickled!

Face lift didn't work then!

[damfoose]

I can see the future..........I can see your hull full of holes.


Now hold still will ya while I shoot!!!!!

MMMmmmmmm fresh meat.....

ohhh look plasma burns all down your hull ;-)

[kudos]

Quit yapping like a little pink poodle and prepare to go WHOOPH !
You are but an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Show us ya &%*$& !

[damfoose]

Hope you like breathing hard vacume.
whats the scrap value of your ship ive called the collectors.
Prepair to be buldozed im comming through, through your hull.

[twomt]

1. Nothing to see here, just move along.
2. What do you think you are doing here, did you get lost?
3. Let me make you another window.
4. You don't really want to do that, do you?
5. I'm sorry, did that hurt?
6. Sometimes you have to slap them in the face, just to get their attention!
7. Your days are numbered and you just reached 0 !!!
8. You didn't really think I was going to come alone, did you?

[Samurai]

You just got owned by Samurai. You may get a new ship but your pride will never recover.


I want that just for when I kill one of the mods ships ;)

[Samurai]

Ahhh s**t dude. Was that YOUR ship? I was aiming at erm someone else

[Phoenix_Dfire]

Now is it right to send a player an insult after you have just blown up his ship?

Or is that a little too much sportsman ship :rolleyesa

[tenebra_uk]

I'd say taunting makes sense only before you take them down :biggringr

[Samurai]

I'd say taunting someone after you kill them would enrage them further. Its about the only time I do taunt other then to just say hello.

[Warspite]

"You could at least have the decency to scream and stuff"
"Send me your Laundry bill - but you clean your own cockpit."
"This will be both cruel AND unusual"
"See - that's why your mum always told you to wear clean underpants"

[RedCross]

Dude! Were's your ship?

[madpierre]

I don't want to name names or factions - that's a lie, I really, really, REALLY want to do both because the intended target has so earned it - because it might be interpreted as an Out Of Game Communication.

However, a taunt that is desperately needed, right now, is:

Respect, dude!

mp

[Zrbyte]

"If you can read this, Ive just killed you"

"I Just Cant do it Cappin, I dont have the power"

"Great Scott"

"Don't worry, not all people end up like there parents. Take me for example, my parents where good, honest, hardworking people"

"Im Walkin on sunshine, whoaaa, Im walking on Sunshine, Whoaaa"

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

"Stop exploding you cowards"

"as you all know the key to victory is the element of supprise, SUPPRISE!!!"

"Garlic Bread?"

"Its Spittin!!!"

"I would spare you, but the king of the potato people wont let me"

"I love this moment so much I plan to marry it and raise a family of tiny little moments"

"WWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!"

"What are you supposed to be?"

Mostly movie and TV series quotes, I quite like em :)

[Warspite]

Originally posted by Zrbyte

"Im Walkin on sunshine, whoaaa, Im walking on Sunshine, Whoaaa"

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

"Stop exploding you cowards"

"I would spare you, but the king of the potato people wont let me"


:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

[Drazyl]

Can you hear me now?

[Phoenix_Dfire]

We come in Peace! (shoot to kill!)

What we want is peace. A peice of you over here, a piece of you over there.

[Evernite]

' stay still i wanna kiss you '

' oi give me my mother back '

' wen my ships a rockin dont come a knockin '

[digadie]

"Quack! Quack! anybody want a sitting duck!? Quack! Quack!"

[Rapture_uk]

"Hey, hey, hey, come back here! I'm not through with you yet!"

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor"

"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas... Whatever."

"You're a slimy, river-dwelling rodent with the morals of a praying mantis!"

"I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically depressed lemming."

[Zrbyte]

Originally posted by Rapture_uk
"Hey, hey, hey, come back here! I'm not through with you yet!"

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor"

"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas... Whatever."

"You're a slimy, river-dwelling rodent with the morals of a praying mantis!"

"I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically depressed lemming."

Some classic red dwarf quotes there :) the first one sounds like something from family guy :)

[Tommy Gun]

"He’s dead Dave, everybody’s dead, everybody is dead Dave!"
how true...:sour:

[TheaDidia]

- I grow bored of you. Go now.
- "I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
- "THIS is my shiny thing. And if you try and take it off
me I may have to eat you."
- Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

[Zrbyte]

"Insert generic insult here"
"Prepare to have your entire battlefleet eaten by a tiny dog!!!"
"Wicky Woo!!!"
"I know, but, yeah, but, no, but yeah!!!"
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"oh my god I havent been given a last name, im dead for sure"
"Woa, Didnt see that one coming"
"Breaking news, the enemy fleet has just been spotted retreating, leaving only thier self respect and trails of urine behind them!!"

[Rapture_uk]

HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[digadie]

huh! i cain't believe you just said that you complete and uttur vurgain!

[TheaDidia]

Good ol' Simpsons:

"Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

"This just in...go to Hell!"

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!"

"I typed 'pathetic clown' into a search engine and your name popped right up."

[Eisenfaust]

Scrap my back

Yu are barking on wrong tree

We will meet us again



:devil:

[Rapture_uk]

"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its butt and walk it backwards"

"You have such a big mouth, you could eat a banana sideways"

[Tommy Gun]

"if i was scared, would i be doing this?"
(followed by either heavy bombardment, or running away:biggringr)

[captcoyote]

"Ok, now, ... this may hurt."
"Don't Panic!"
"If you run, you will only die tired."[

[Zrbyte]

Glad to see 3 of my suggestions made it into the game :D thanks admins :D

Heres a few more...
"My mommy always said there where no monsters, no real ones, but there are!!"

"when I die I hope I go out peacfully in my sleep like my father, not screaming and terrified like his passengers"

"Ok im here now, you know the drill, put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye"

"Anybody else smell that?"

"Ima gonna use your ship to decorate my quarters"

"You know what they say about love and war? One of them is full of pain and suffering with a distinctive chance you will get killed, and the other is war!!"

"Great Scott!!"

"I'm sorry, that looked expensive!!"

"Does this 300Tonne starship make my butt look big?"

[Tommy Gun]

"I'm gonna kill you 2-pot"

(really quite specific)

[damfoose]

Tag your dead.

oh look at the time its time for you to die.

your ships so going to go boom.

peek a boo I see you.

That ricosheyed right of my hull.

watch where your pointing that thing you might kill some one.

Give up your surrounded.

Leaving so soon ? but I have only just got here.

[Gandalf_uk]

"If You Strike Me Down Now I Will Become More Powerful Then You Could Ever Imagine"

"Banana Hammock?"

"AWWWWWW Look At The Baby!!!"

"Oh No Now I Will Have To Buy You Some Flowers To Make It All Better"

"They Only Come Out At Night Mostly....Mostly"

10 points if you know what there off.

"My Ships Bigger Then Your Ship"

"Yeah Well My Fleets Bigger Then Your Fleet"

"Yeah Well My Bases Is Bigger Then Your Base"

"Yeah Well My Mates Bigger Then You"

Ect.....

[Eisenfaust]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
"I'm gonna kill you 2-pot"

(really quite specific)

hihi, yep but this would be forbidden, what a pitty.

Shut up and die would be better :)


And Gandalf, your base is not as big as my scrap in the bag :) should i install? Muahaha

[2potscreama]

Youve got no base left to install it to, Eisenfaust. Maybe you could go build yourself a new one.

[Warspite]

Mieeeeaaooowww!!!:lolblue: :lolblue:

Ah, you can't beat a good grudge match;)

[Eisenfaust]

I*m the wandering Maas-HQ, didnt you know :)

[Warspite]

But you will be easier to shoot down I should think;)

I need a restart now - it all went pear shaped before Christmas, and I've only just got back to regulat online time.Give us a new game!!TTW have won! Next!

[Gandalf_uk]

If By won you mean cant take down a HQ an Ultimetly Lose then yes :P

[Warspite]

"Boo!" and also "Hiss!":mad:

[2potscreama]

I dunno. Half the Navy have surrendered. The other half are fighting like its Rourkes Drift.

"TTW... thousands of 'em!"

[Warspite]

Oo - bayonets? I shall be there to give marks out of ten for artistic impression:tup:

[2potscreama]

All we need now is Sphynx to start a rousing rendition of "Men of Harlech". Even though the 24th werent Welsh, and neither are we.

[Eisenfaust]

i would die for destroy, so dont matter, that we all will rock your HQ down. Best is jump to TTW-HQ and try faster :)

but you are right, the 'AN' is fighting like Vultures, everytime picking on a dead faction :) we came in peace hihi :D

[madpierre]

Is that a gun in your rocket or are you just pleased to see me? :)

mp

[2potscreama]

Originally posted by Eisenfaust
i would die for destroy, so dont matter, that we all will rock your HQ down.

Yes, we're very worried about all the Maas reppers. Cant seem to see any fighters though. What are you gonna do, rep our HQ to death?

[RedCross]

Ooooh It's all gone quiet over there, all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there!

[Eisenfaust]

Originally posted by madpierre
Is that a gun in your rocket or are you just pleased to see me? :)

mp

jep it erected as i saw your red HQ :)

2Potscreama you done nothing but crying that we are backstabbers, my fighters died in honour of action and you used just wrong words, never saw a sorry on comms. So shut up

[2potscreama]

Err... no. No, I dont think I will shut up. If you have any ships left, please send them our way. Its not like they can shoot back, so they may as well be dead.

[damfoose]

awww come on as if the arguing in game is not bad enough do you have to carry it over into the forum?

If you want to argue start a new thread for arguments and dont put it into one that is for FUN :tdown: :sour:

[Eisenfaust]

pah i dont wana argue with 2Potty, why should i? the last time they banned me from forum.

But back to the thread:

taunt suggestion would be:

Damned, my mother is coming
Oh yes come on shoot me :)

[tenebra_uk]

No, Eisenfaust, you didn't get banned for arguing, you got banned for flaming, swearing etc. And I'm very pleased to see that things have changed :)

[Eisenfaust]

not true but ok.

new suggestion :)

Eat your own flame

[Rapture_uk]

how about:

"gotta love these small ships !!!"

"B-E-A-uuutiful !!!"

"hey! get off my target list !!!"

[Tommy Gun]

I much prefer the look of your ship, scattered across....everywhere

[Rapture_uk]

i'd like to re-emphsize one that was said earlier that should definately be added.

"I've been slapped harder than that!" is pure genius

[Orion Saccuroa]

How about

"Pull that trigger I dare you after that theres gonna be a world of hurt:devil: "

[Gandalf_uk]

"Did You Get The Number Of That Donky Cart" <- Clasic Game

[2potscreama]

Originally posted by Gandalf
"Did You Get The Number Of That Donky Cart" <- Clasic Game

"Bad A ss"

[grotbag]

Pick a window.

You talking to me or chewing a brick?

How can I respect someone who looks like a fish?

Sniff, sniff, ... have you farted?:madred:

[twomt]

Stop running and get back here, am not done yet.

[Zrbyte]

"I sense a presence I have not sensed since....."

"Hey ho chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang we love you"

"Im not the ship your looking for"

"Get a haircut you hippy"

"Anyone seen my foot?"

"like a glove!!"

"There may be a slight ringing in your ears, fortunatley you'll be nowhere near them!!"

"If a mime falls over in a forest and nobody is around does he make a sound?"

"I smell a lawsuit"

"Don't do it, he's evil!!"

"Your not even trying any more are you?"

"Grr, Arg!!"

"ouch!! you shot me!! You shot me right in the Arm!!"

"You hit me so hard for a minute there I could actually see cartoon birds"

[RedCross]

Sorry

[captcoyote]

"Hey wake up! You really shouldn't miss this."
"Run Away! Run Away!"
Did I do Thaaaaat!?

[Eisenfaust]

Dont bother me, or i will call my mother.

[viCtory]

"Gentlemen... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... "

"You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters."

:)

[2potscreama]

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

[twomt]

blow me ;)

[tenebra_uk]

:eekblue:

[twomt]

....up

honestly forgot that word :biggringr

[tenebra_uk]

Sure, I can see the halo on top of your head :lolblue:

[Warspite]

"Oh my god! You punctured my girlfriend!":eek:

[tenebra_uk]

I can see a pattern emerging now :confusedb

[Warspite]

Was that a proposed taunt or idle speculation about the morality of certain board users??:weirdblue

[tenebra_uk]

Morality? Chastity? I thought we'd established a long time ago that those concepts are totally alien to most of the board members (there you go :tonguegre )

But if you start with suggestive taunts be prepared, I'll wear my thigh-high boots and flood you with dominatrix-style taunts for the girls :devil:

[Warspite]

See, there you go again - was that a proposed taunt or are you just trying to upset me?:weirdblue

[tenebra_uk]

I was trying to upset you. Mission accomplished :biggringr
And here comes the taunt:

No handbags, honey. I use the whip :biggringr

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by tenebra


No handbags, honey. I use the whip :biggringr

That sounds less like a taunt than your 'pulling line'........:eekblue:


(I bet it works too........:D )

[Drazyl]

Originally posted by tenebra
Morality? Chastity? I thought we'd established a long time ago that those concepts are totally alien to most of the board members (there you go :tonguegre )

But if you start with suggestive taunts be prepared, I'll wear my thigh-high boots and flood you with dominatrix-style taunts for the girls :devil:

What's stopping you?

[tenebra_uk]

The knowledge that it would degenerate pretty fast. The memory of people discussing the manufacture and distribution of inflatable tenebrae is still taunting me :lightbulb

[Drazyl]

Originally posted by tenebra
The knowledge that it would degenerate pretty fast. The memory of people discussing the manufacture and distribution of inflatable tenebrae is still taunting me :lightbulb

Are there any left???? :devil:

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by Drazyl
Are there any left???? :devil:

Ouch!!!!!!

[captcoyote]

Hold still while I hump your leg!

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Drazyl
Are there any left???? :devil:
Grrrrrrr :dark:

Nope, only the non inflatable one left and that's very dear :devil:

[2potscreama]

:confusedb

[Drazyl]

Originally posted by tenebra
Grrrrrrr :dark:

Nope, only the non inflatable one left and that's very dear :devil:

You're dear to us all.

[tenebra_uk]

I'm moved :cry:

[Bladestorm]

"Oi! Ged orf muy Lahnd!" (or how ever you want to type that one out :P almost needs to have a heavy accent though :D)

"Mr. Flibble is very cross. You shouldn't have run away from him." (classic red dwarf, Mr Flibble for the unknowing is a psychotic penguin handpuppet)

And Tenebra, having read the recent threads, I have to say few human beings could do what you've been doing and remain such an island of calm in a stormy sea ;) I can see why you are dear to everyone :)

[captcoyote]

She hasn't been dear to me yet. Is it my turn now?

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Bladestorm
And Tenebra, having read the recent threads, I have to say few human beings could do what you've been doing and remain such an island of calm in a stormy sea ;) I can see why you are dear to everyone :)

More weeping :cry: To tell you the truth, I broke a fingernail and squeezed the stray cat I feed a bit too much. No worries though, he's still breathing :biggringr

CaptCoyote, you said you loved me. Where you being sarcastic then? :eekblue: Let's keep things as they are, it'd be just very silly if everybody liked me :biggringr

My taunt for tonight:

Sorry, I didn't think you'd explode so easily :biggringr

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by tenebra
it'd be just very silly if everybody liked me :biggringr




Yeah........like thats going to happen.........:rolleyesa ;)

[captcoyote]

Originally posted by tenebra
CaptCoyote, you said you loved me. Where you being sarcastic then? :eekblue: Let's keep things as they are, it'd be just very silly if everybody liked me
I do love you tenebra. I just haven't had that love reciporcated till now. Funny thing is, I find we have something in common. I also like to squeeze stray cats, but usually with my teeth. :dark:

[Drazyl]

Originally posted by captcoyote
I also like to squeeze stray cats :dark:

That's enough euphemisms.

[Eisenfaust]

I will rock you , rock you, rock you (down) :)

[Warspite]

"Keep still, or this will sting"

[damfoose]

now we have the wolf/bunny thingiee.....:D

Here wabbitt you going to go boommmmm.

Your like a scared bunny in my head lights.

Bhu Buy bunny wabbit.

Oww poor bunny wabbit looks lost let me show you the way home.

[viCtory]

silly rabbit - tricks are for kids ;)

[captcoyote]

"Killer Rabbit! Run Away! Run Away!" (Monty Python & the Holy Grail.) Which also reminds me of: "Bring forth the Holy hand granaide."

[Rapture_uk]

"kill me and i'll put you on the target list..."

[Eisenfaust]

Dont taunt me, i am not your friend

Why do you taunt me so often, do you wanna have a date with me :)

[tenebra_uk]

What are you going to do, rep me to death?

Yes, it's a taunt suggestion :biggringr

[Eisenfaust]

I*m just a poor repper, let me alone :)

dont talk to may, i am germish lol

Yep, i know its totally wrong, but I*m specific

[Warspite]

"In space, no-one can eat ice cream":lightbulb

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Eisenfaust
dont talk to may, i am germish lol

Yep, i know its totally wrong, but I*m specific

And what should I say "The only way I'll understand what you're trying to say is if you gesticulate, I'm Italian"? :confusedb

[Cyclonus]

"Ahh. Nothing like fresh scrap to start the day."

"You don't really want to be shooting me. I've still got 5 moves."

"Stop wasting my time and die already."

Inspired by one of our newer members:
"Stop shooting me. I'm a decoy!"

[Eisenfaust]

hihi dont shoot me, I*m a decoy is good :)

Ten, its a pitty Ohhh no one understands me :)

Eisenfaust gesticulates hectically and shows long and friendly stinkefinger :)

oh i forgot, last time as i was in Italy droving a car slowly over the hill, there was an Italian behind. I done that and after that i had a blue eye :)

So slowly makes a Peace-Sign :tup:

[Warspite]

I refuse to drive in Italy in anything smaller than a Land Rover. All road signs, traffic lights and other street furniture seem to be entirely decorative:mad: And the bleedin mopeds all over the place!!!!:rolleyesa

"Surrender or face the connques..consekw..conqsue..aww..stuff it "

[captcoyote]

Annoying American taunt: "Hey doesn't anybody speak American here?"

[Eisenfaust]

Don*t shoot me, you can be happy, that i *m not in your faction :biggringr

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Warspite
I refuse to drive in Italy in anything smaller than a Land Rover. All road signs, traffic lights and other street furniture seem to be entirely decorative:mad: And the bleedin mopeds all over the place!!!!:rolleyesa


It's because you're more than a girl than I am. I've driven all sort of things and the only time I had an accident (well, yeah, I ended up in hospital as well :rolleyesa ) was when I was driving a moped and got driven into by a motorbike. I was even standing still to make sure the guy wouldn't miss me :lightbulb

So...

"Will you manage to hit me eventually if I don't move?"

[captcoyote]

Back to taunt suggestions:
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
So many bunnies, so little time.
Illiterate? Write for help.
You! Out of the gene pool - Now!
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - pilot legally blonde.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Constipated people don't give a ****.

[captcoyote]

Wow, it's amazing to me what goes for bad words. Just so you know, I thought I was using the more polite word for defication, but I guess even polite words are not allowed.

[Evernite]

'mama said knock you out'
'haha you died'
'superloser'

[Drazyl]

Originally posted by captcoyote
Wow, it's amazing to me what goes for bad words. Just so you know, I thought I was using the more polite word for defication, but I guess even polite words are not allowed.

Interestingly enough, now it is all starred out, I read it as several less-polite words. A case of censorship potentially causing greater offence?

[Evernite]

'You have been invoiced for a one way ticket to your hq'

[damfoose]

Shield check I have some looks like you went home Looser :)

[Warspite]

"I'm quietly judging you. Prepare to be Moderated".

[Eisenfaust]

Keep care, my moderator is incompetent :)

[Evernite]

Be careful your troops are actually on our team.

[Warspite]

"Nul points"

*spoken in the style of the Eurovison song contest results - usually for Norway*

[twomt]

Originally posted by Warspite
"Nul points"

*spoken in the style of the Eurovison song contest results - usually for Norway*

Norway? Isn't that contest for European countries only.

[Warspite]

yeah - how did the East African nation of Norway get into the Eurovision contest?Crazy dude

I cant wait till its on again actually - its absolutely hilarious:tup:

[twomt]

Originally posted by Warspite
yeah - how did the East African nation of Norway get into the Eurovision contest?Crazy dude

I cant wait till its on again actually - its absolutely hilarious:tup:

Norway isn't in East Africa you fool, isn't it next to Sweden?
That is in Northern America silly bugga, right next to Greenland and Canada.

[Warspite]

My mistake -I was confusing it with Kenya, because they both have the letter "n" :confused:

[twomt]

Originally posted by Warspite
My mistake -I was confusing it with Kenya, because they both have the letter "n" :confused:

And an 'a' and a 'y', but no problem. Am always glad to clear things up for other people. You're never too old to learn something...

[Warspite]

I am:frownblue

If I was a horse I would have been shot by now..

[Evernite]

or maybe as a taunt :):)

"if you were horse i would have shot you allready"

[Astarielle]

I fart in your general direction

[Cyclonus]

The best taunt:

Homebase:
Name :: Liberty
Shields :: xxxxxxxxx/1,734,125,106

:rolleyesa

[Evernite]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
The best taunt:

Homebase:
Name :: Liberty
Shields :: xxxxxxxxx/1,734,125,106

:rolleyesa


not for too long it wont be!

[Cyclonus]

There's this aura of... desperation.. in your reply. How can we take you seriously when you do that :tonguegre

[Eisenfaust]

its a great lie

[Evernite]

how dare you accuse me of lying im honest, and i honestly am going tohave your base single handedly. :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Evernite
i honestly am going tohave your base single handedly. :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p: :p:

You've been eating funny mushrooms for breakfast again, haven't you :eekblue:

[Evernite]

not that it has anything to do with it, but i have them for breakfast everyday.

it helps when trying to get into the psyche of the navy :p:

[Astarielle]

Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!

[captcoyote]

Originally posted by Astarielle
I fart in your general direction

Hey why is that you can say fart on this forum but you can't say cr@p? Like hey lets play a game of craps!

[captcoyote]

Oh well, looks like its ok to say **** now.

[captcoyote]

Originally posted by captcoyote
Oh well, looks like its ok to say **** now.
I wish this thing would make up it's mind.:madred:

[Eisenfaust]

Ambiguity sucks, english is perverted

Bush sucks, too

[damfoose]

Move it or loose it :)

[Eisenfaust]

Move and yu get lost :) in space

[damfoose]

One for the pilots who get killed and jump straight back into the hotzone.

Want some more do you...

[xephias]

"He who snoozeth - LOOZETH!!!!!!"

"We will, we will, call you back!"

"you big TREE!"

"I also have a cunning plan to get you to go to sleep......*SMACK*"

"Oh, don'nt do what? this? yes? do this.... OK!"

"You are a sad strange little man and you have my pitty - FAIRWELL!"

"You Stupid wipers of other peoples bottoms!!!"

"Come back here - I'll bite your legs off!!"

"Bring out........THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!"

"Gimboid"

"Goyte"

"Mong"

"i would like to empty my bottom!"

"BIGEDY BIGEDY BONG!!!!"

[xephias]

"Go and fetch Daddy's excorsism tongs!"

(good old flanders)

X

[Warspite]

"Are you city in disguise?"

You'd send that to someone rubbish - i.e me:frownblue

[Zrbyte]

Since a lot of people taunt back in reply to other players taunts why dont we have some wich are actual replies?

e.g.
Taunt : Why dont you make like a tree and get outta here
Reply : Its leave damn it, dont say get outta here you sound like a damn moron (a la back to the future ;) )

Taunt : I say tomato you say tomayto
Reply : lets call the whole thing off

Taunt : Did you miss me?
Reply : I guess not!! (Best used if you manage to kill them during the same turn or the one after ;) )


You get the idea.

[TheBigBear]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US


- from stupid mistranslated Japanese video game.

[Yabroni]

"you are death......dont argue with me ..you are death you silly cat"

[Mhaze]

to get back at the bunny taunts, this one is FOR the bunnies, not against...

"What's up dog"

[luna]

I'd like to see "Oops" or maybe just "Sorry" for all those times i shoot at the wrong color while half asleep. This is why i should always be a repper.

[captcoyote]

I'd like to say "hello" to my brother in those games that we are separated and don't get to talk. You know something like: "Hey bro, what's happenin'?" or "Yo dog, what it is!". I also like: "How's it hangin'?" You can also add a response like: "Nice and Loose" which can be used a variety of situations too.

You do realize that the new "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" movie is coming out, and we should also add taunts that fit the occassion. I am sure others can think of some. Off hand I would say: "So long and thanks for all the fish."; "Don't panic!"; and maybe a verse from Vogon poetry.

[Gandalf_uk]

"What is the meaning of life?"

[captcoyote]

"Forty-two" (Actually that is the answer to the meaning of life, universe and everything.)

[TheaDidia]

How about a taunt for people who want to quickly rejoin a new faction after their base is down? Like "Hurry up and kill me already", or just "Please kill me!".

[Zrbyte]

"Forty-two" (Actually that is the answer to the meaning of life, universe and everything.)

And following that line of thought.....

"Watch in horror as your entire warfleet is devoured by a small dog!!!"

[captcoyote]

How about a taunt for people who want to quickly rejoin a new faction after their base is down? Like "Hurry up and kill me already", or just "Please kill me!".
Hey buddy, I feel your pain. I am thinking of actually taking the Oman at their offer and parking my ship on their base so they can do their dirty work. I am getting no satisfaction at the moment. :sour:

[Mhaze]

How about some sport comments:
"FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR"
from golf
.. or from bowling:
"STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE"

Darts: "oooooooooooooone-hundred-and-eightyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Baseball: "Strike 3..YOOOU'RE OUT"

[madpierre]

A taunt for the remaining League, Navy and TTW survivors:

"Big Issue, sir?"

mp

[Warspite]

A taunt for the remaining League, Navy and TTW survivors:

"Big Issue, sir?"

mp

Touche - of course, you'll be floating out your own air lock soon, and I doubt your copies of the Big Issue ar vacuum proofed :mad:

This one is for old cartoon fans and literary admirers of John Steinbeck -

"I will hug you and squeeze you and call you George" :lightbulb

[2potscreama]

Hey buddy, I feel your pain. I am thinking of actually taking the Oman at their offer and parking my ship on their base so they can do their dirty work. I am getting no satisfaction at the moment. :sour:

Forgive MCA if they had better targets to shoot at, Coyote.

[Thunderchild]

:lolblue:

Thats a game taunt right there!
"I'm sorry we didn't shoot you earlier, we had more pressing matters to attend to" :lightbulb

[captcoyote]

Forgive MCA if they had better targets to shoot at, Coyote.
Well the Oman were finally able to accommodate me, but then I was unlucky again by ending up in your faction. Man it's like a recurring nightmare, or a time loop or something. I feel like I am in the twilight zone. Then I have to deal with 2pots too! It's hell!

[captcoyote]

Taunt from Monty Python: "No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition!"

Also: "Spam, spam, spam! Eggs and spam!.."

[TheaDidia]

Well the Oman were finally able to accommodate me, but then I was unlucky again by ending up in your faction. Man it's like a recurring nightmare, or a time loop or something. I feel like I am in the twilight zone.

Dang! MAAS finally got around to finishing me off, and I joined MCA with their base at 4%!

Fantastic. :lightbulb

How about "Have you seen the state of this faction's base? Please, I wanna join yours!"

[Eisenfaust]

:devil: You are a Liar baby, so i have to kill you now!

Dont spam our FC, i will kill you anyway!

Spammer and untrustable liar playing mindgames and loosing Credibility! :tdown:

shortform: U suck! :devil:

[Sphynx]

awwww... there you are... i thought i have lost you... :D

party invitation... pls bring the drinks we bring the food

Hey, what took you so long? Ive been waiting for ages...

Food, more food... am starving!

Hey guys, lets race... the last one to be outta here pls switch off the lights.

Laaa la la laaaaa la... i see you.

Look am here... and now am gone.


and now some ones for the dear enemies: :D:D:D

eeny weeny teeny... which one of you should die?

I love the sounds of booooms in the sunset. Makes me feel home.

Tahahaha... you did not hit me... try again!

Whoops... that aint fair. Where did you import those guns from?

and one for me:

EAT MY POMPOMS! ;)

[Zrbyte]

In the words of Daffy Duck, I demand that you shoot me now!!!

[Warspite]

"Mine is bigger than yours" :angel:

[2potscreama]

Taunt from Monty Python: "No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition!"



Its "expects". No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Warspite]

"Have you any idea how much damage this battleship would suffer if I allowed it to drive through you at full power? ....NONE"

[TheaDidia]

"Sorry, lost count... how many factions have you been in this game?"

"Nice ship, I'll take it"

[captcoyote]

Its "expects". No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Alright lets not be prejudice. Make sure you go through and correct everyone else's taunt too. (I'm sure it could have been corrected when it was actually used as a taunt. Assuming anybody really used any of these.)

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

muhahahahahahahahahaha(evil laughter continues...)

[sweety girl]

muhahahahahahahahahaha(evil laughter continues...)
Gohan, are you drinking again? :tonguegre
what's that in youre hand, a joint? You are so high and Drunk at the same time, no wonder the evil laughter :tonguegre

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Gohan, are you drinking again? :tonguegre
what's that in youre hand, a joint? You are so high and Drunk at the same time, no wonder the evil laughter :tonguegre

:confusedb Where'd she come from :confused:

Anyhoo!!! Since you're here, you should think about joining eoc, it's lots of fun :bounce:

[sweety girl]

:confusedb Where'd she come from :confused:

Anyhoo!!! Since you're here, you should think about joining eoc, it's lots of fun :bounce:
Are you talking to youreself? the Alcohol must have reached youre brains, they are damaged now, and nevermind the Joint he is smoking

What kind of game is it? :)

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Are you talking to youreself? the Alcohol must have reached youre brains, they are damaged now, and nevermind the Joint he is smoking

What kind of game is it? :)

I don't smoke that stuff ;) so leave that talk alone

It's a fun game, where you have a spaceship and shoot other people, it's turn based, so you get 5 moves every 3 hours, take a look at the site and decide

[sweety girl]

I don't smoke that stuff ;) so leave that talk alone

It's a fun game, where you have a spaceship and shoot other people, it's turn based, so you get 5 moves every 3 hours, take a look at the site and decide
I don't have the game, so no ThQ You but i will pass ;)

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

I don't have the game, so no ThQ You but i will pass ;)

You don't need it, it's a flash based on-line game, take a look http://eoc.dialin.co.uk/

[sweety girl]

You don't need it, it's a flash based on-line game, take a look http://eoc.dialin.co.uk/
I don't understand how it works....

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

I don't understand how it works....

All the rules are there, just look through it all.

[sweety girl]

All the rules are there, just look through it all.okay i registered and how can i fight against you? :)

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

okay i registered and how can i fight against you? :)

Well if you're lucky we'll meet each other, what team did they put you with?

[sweety girl]

Well if you're lucky we'll meet each other, what team did they put you with?
Maas Coperation :)

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Maas Coperation :)

:cry: So am I :cry:

[sweety girl]

:cry: So am I :cry:
what does that mean? i want to fight against you :tonguegre

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

what does that mean? i want to fight against you :tonguegre

We can't, we're in the same team :cry: and so is Tenebra :tonguegre

But Crocodile, Warspite and 2potscreama are out there somewhere :devil:

[sweety girl]

We can't, we're in the same team :cry: and so is Tenebra :tonguegre

But Crocodile, Warspite and 2potscreama are out there somewhere :devil:
Oh my, i am on team evil :cry: tell me, how can i attack? :bounce:

what about Fluxx? :bounce:

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Oh my, i am on team evil :cry: tell me, how can i attack? :bounce:

what about Fluxx? :bounce:

If there are people in your enemy list then you can select on them, and then select attack.

I don't think Fluxx plays it

[sweety girl]

If there are people in your enemy list then you can select on them, and then select attack.

I don't think Fluxx plays it
I see, well there are noone in the enemylist

thats too bad :frownblue

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

I see, well there are noone in the enemylist

thats too bad :frownblue

Well you can either capsule jump, or go to 'Other' then 'Piracy' and pick up some items. Won't really do you much good right now though, unless you find some points

[sweety girl]

Well you can either capsule jump, or go to 'Other' then 'Piracy' and pick up some items. Won't really do you much good right now though, unless you find some points
I've found 2 items with Piracy :bounce:

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

I've found 2 items with Piracy :bounce:

That's good, but if they are weapons you have to use them immediately, so they'll be wasted. I've done that a few times myself. Health as well is wasted since you just started, but points are what you need

[sweety girl]

That's good, but if they are weapons you have to use them immediately, so they'll be wasted. I've done that a few times myself. Health as well is wasted since you just started, but points are what you need
how can i use them? :bounce:

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

how can i use them? :bounce:

Weapons, I don't know, I've never got them when I could actually make use :cry:

[sweety girl]

Weapons, I don't know, I've never got them when I could actually make use :cry:
The Items? :bounce:

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

The Items? :bounce:

Well they are automatic except for weapons

[sweety girl]

Watch this thread: http://www.uk.atari.com/third_party/forum/showthread.php?t=9677

I think Warspite was this morphguru guy, he posted it in the Budokai 3 section
*Tsk* *Tsk* *Tsk* is he currently defect? j/k :tonguegre

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Watch this thread: http://www.uk.atari.com/third_party/forum/showthread.php?t=9677

I think Warspite was this morphguru guy, he posted it in the Budokai 3 section
*Tsk* *Tsk* *Tsk* is he currently defect? j/k :tonguegre

haha yeah I saw that before, it's matrix style. :lolblue:

[sweety girl]

haha yeah I saw that before, it's matrix style. :lolblue:hahaha yeah but i actually go and try it :tonguegre

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

hahaha yeah but i actually go and try it :tonguegre

haha, I see you did pick up points after all, I seeee Youuuuu :tonguegre

[sweety girl]

haha, I see you did pick up points after all, I seeee Youuuuu :tonguegre
well it says something about: before you go to bed, you need to speak out loud, what you want to disscover from youreself, it sounds interresting, but its spooky too :confusedb

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

well it says something about: before you go to bed, you need to speak out loud, what you want to disscover from youreself, it sounds interresting, but its spooky too :confusedb

:tonguegre thanks for the compliment :dark:

[sweety girl]

:tonguegre thanks for the compliment :dark:
Uhhmmm what are you talking about? :confusedb

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

Uhhmmm what are you talking about? :confusedb

Oh sorry, I thought you were calling me spooky :biggringr

[sweety girl]

Oh sorry, I thought you were calling me spooky :biggringr
Spooky=Scary :tonguegre

[tenebra_uk]

I am about to take the Sledgie out :weirdblue
The title of this thread is The taunt suggestion box. Do not spam in here, please. :weirdblue
Gohan_ssj_flame and sweety girl, I'm serious.

[Gohan_ssj_flame]

I am about to take the Sledgie out :weirdblue
The title of this thread is The taunt suggestion box. Do not spam in here, please. :weirdblue
Gohan_ssj_flame and sweety girl, I'm serious.

Sorry, I stopped posting once I realised we were getting so far off-topic. I thought of another taunt

Noone escapes the realm of Evil :dark:

[TheBigBear]

Why, God, why????

[Yabroni]

How about you jump out of your trashcan? would save me some shots.

[comedy]

I think there should be some nice apologetic taunt for when you have to kill someone or help to kill someone you didn't want to :frownblue

suppose the king of the potato people one is close, and I'm not imaginative enough to come up with one for what I mean...lol

Maybe "I'm sorry - but I had no choice" or summin :)

[twomt]

I think there should be some nice apologetic taunt for when you have to kill someone or help to kill someone you didn't want to :frownblue

suppose the king of the potato people one is close, and I'm not imaginative enough to come up with one for what I mean...lol

Maybe "I'm sorry - but I had no choice" or summin :)

nobody is gonna believe that anyway after 10 shots fired.... ;)

[Darth Morbus]

I think there should be some nice apologetic taunt for when you have to kill someone or help to kill someone you didn't want to :frownblue

suppose the king of the potato people one is close, and I'm not imaginative enough to come up with one for what I mean...lol

Maybe "I'm sorry - but I had no choice" or summin :)

You don't want to kill people? In my opinion if they're not in my faction they deserve to die at some point. Even allies have to die at some point.

[comedy]

yeah...but maybe I'd have chosen to kill people in a different order if others hadn't made me do otheriwse ;)

[Warspite]

You mean you want a taunt that smells a little Nuremburg? :confused:
" I was just following orders" :confusedb

[Darth Morbus]

How about

"I was just following orders.... but I enjoyed it."

[Drazyl]

I think there should be some nice apologetic taunt for when you have to kill someone or help to kill someone you didn't want to :frownblue

suppose the king of the potato people one is close, and I'm not imaginative enough to come up with one for what I mean...lol

Maybe "I'm sorry - but I had no choice" or summin :)

"The FC made me do it".

[sweety girl]

It was a honor to fight with you all, we saw, we matched them, and we conquered, great job,

From heaven,

s g
w i
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t
y

[captcoyote]

How about: "Kill me! I am flying this repair ship by mistake! I want to come back and shoot you."

[TheaDidia]

"Watch out, I'm going to tickle your ship to death". (thanks, Sphynx! :) )


Or how about some replies to the existing taunts:

"I do realise the gravity of my situation, but I just don't care."

"I don't want to beg... please don't make me beg!"

For 'Running away won't save ya' - "Yes it will, I just have to stay one jump ahead of you"

"Sure, my bullets cannot harm you, but those of my big level 10 buddy here can!"

"I haven't been naughty - I've just been behaving well badly."

[Sphynx]

"Watch out, I'm going to tickle your ship to death". (thanks, Sphynx! :) )



:confused: :eekblue: :confused:

[TheaDidia]

You kept mentioning getting tickled by the smaller ships firing at you.

At least, I think it was you... :confused:

[Sphynx]

You kept mentioning getting tickled by the smaller ships firing at you.

At least, I think it was you... :confused:

oh yeah... i just did not realize i did that in here as well... rofl... i used to spam our comses with that... hihihi :lolblue:

[Warspite]

How about: "Kill me! I am flying this repair ship by mistake! I want to come back and shoot you."
:lolblue:

That reminds me of the film "Withnail and I" - "We've gone on holiday by mistake - are you the farmer?"

"Stop wriggling while I reload"

[Sphynx]

"have you seen my HQ? - i think it just flew past me with loadsa flames..."

"Stop staring at me and get on with whatever you are here for..."

"Sorry for the mess on your ship... some silly bugga loaded my gunses with muffins instead of bullets..."

"Do you have this in bigger as well?"

"Nice ship! Did they have it in my size as well?"

[Gorm]

Im sorry, did I break your concentration?

Ohh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort!

What you fail to realize is that my ship will rip through yours like tissue paper

Where did your friends go?

All time classic: Do you feel lucky, well do you... Punk!

Longer version: you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky, well do ya? Punk!

I'm rubber, you're glue :lightbulb

If you look out the window you wont see a laser beam heading straight for you at the speed of light

Does that sting? 'Cause it wont if I pull the trigger!

[G.S.K.Lee]

If not for intellectual property rights this would be just fun:
"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson!"

[captcoyote]

"I'm sorry. I'm old. I don't know any better."

[Gorm]

Eeny meeny miny mo, soon your ship is gonna blow!

[twomt]

Tag, you're it !!!
Sorry

[Levin]

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke..."

"Giant rubber pants from Mars, eating my flying monkees!!!"

"Since I'm the Good and he's the Bad, then you HAVE to be the Ugly!"

"Look into the barrel of my gun, you might see a bright light in the end of the tunnel..."

"May you penis grow long and metallic so that it functions as a lightning rod!"


btw, I LOVED the one about "Don't shoot me! I'm a decoy!" :D