Email notifications (again)

[shadowrunner]

I've noticed that the email notifications are broken again. I'm getting them even though I have it turned off in my settings, what's up with things, they were working for ages:dark:

[Fluxx]

Me too........:frownblue

Hundreds every day.....:frownblue

[driv3r rulezzz]

no problems here:confused:

[Tommy Gun]

i received an e-mail telling me that i had a new private message...

and i got really excited..only to find no new message:sour:

WHY DOES IT TORMENT ME SO?!

[driv3r rulezzz]

you`re really that happy with a PM?:confused:

[Tommy Gun]

it shows interest in my cause...i've even got a PM thinking i was Admin...those silly sausages:rolleyesa

[driv3r rulezzz]

you admin :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: no way:p:

[Tommy Gun]

well...my PM box has 133 messages in it....132 of which are to or from the moderators...and that's after having to delete all 150 from the last time it filled up that were ALL to or from mods...

that has little to do with my point...but it shows i'm connected to the mob

and one day, you'll see...you'll (you meaning everyone) see the terror that can be unleashed*

PURE TERROR!


*Fluxx will baffle you with wisdom :lolblue:
Tenny will destract you with stunning looks
Warspite will crush you to within an inch of your life
Tenny will care for you until you are almost back to full strength
Tenny will destroy you in a viscious blood bath
2pot will then kick you off the boards

the plan is faultless....i just need a way to control my minions

[driv3r rulezzz]

:lightbulb

did you forgot to take your pills this morning?

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
the plan is faultless....i just need a way to control my minions

The idea of the mods ever actually allowing you to entertain the fact that they're anybodys minions is exceptionally funny.:lolblue:

Good luck though, you then need to build a monorail and you can become any evil despot that you desire...:tonguegre

[driv3r rulezzz]

monorail O_o, you mean that train thingies?

[Tommy Gun]

mmmm....intriguing

i'm not going to have my own island...but merely a little door around the back of M16 ugly green HQ, which leads to a huge underground comlex...right under the very noses of those that try to defeat me...

i think i'll need to find the weakness of each of my minions to make sure they don't rebel.
Warspite is easy, i just need a warehouse full of different cakes and biscuits, and a remote to the sprinklers.
the others may be slightly trickier to control:weirdblue :devil:

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
but it shows i'm connected to the mob






Dont be surprised to find a horses head in your bed Tommy........:dark:

[Tommy Gun]

note to self: Fluxx msut be taken care of with absolute force...becoming too individually motivated

[driv3r rulezzz]

what`s wrong with the world (read: members) this days, all evil plans and stuff:lightbulb

and btw tenny would also be easy to control. just take her sledgie hostage :tup: :weirdblue

[Tommy Gun]

baaaad idea...unless my overall plan was destruction of the entire planet..
maybe it could wor...

nah, i don't want to destroy the world. I could simply use tenny as a killing device...
parachute her into an urban area and watch as the people start running and screaming and dying:devil:

though i don't think it would be possible to control her around myself,
what with the gravings for s...sightseeing;)

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by driv3r rulezzz


and btw tenny would also be easy to control. just take her sledgie hostage :tup: :weirdblue



:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

You and whose army?
:lolblue: :lolblue:

[Tommy Gun]

the american army.

the whole iraqi war is just a cover up.
the reason they are doing so badly is that there are infact only ten of them out there, and they film them from different angles to make it look like different parts of the country. duh:rolleyesa

though as i've said, there will be no sledgie taking...i have other plans for the american army...ever heard of Marshall Applewhite's Heaven's Gate?

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by driv3r rulezzz
and btw tenny would also be easy to control. just take her sledgie hostage :tup: :weirdblue

As if taking ONE sledgie away would save your lives :weirdblue I now have 2 sledgehammers, a dagger, 2 nunchaku's (one is a proper combat one) and intrisic evil. You can take all my weapons away but what are you gonna do about the intrisic evil? :biggringr

[Tommy Gun]

wait until you're on heat and then flaunt myself infront of you...;)

ehm..i mean...:confusedb

play friendly cartoons infront of you 24/7..yes..no one can resist such torment...that's why kids of this next generation are all sadistic killers:lightbulb

[tenebra_uk]

Very few people could possibly bear this heat, sweetheart :tonguegre Don't even go there or you'll be turned to ashes :biggringr

[shadowrunner]

How's about some "treatment" like that found in A Clockwork Orange, kinda aveersion therapy? That could get rid of the evil (though you'd have to be careful with the Beethoven afterwards of course!).

[tenebra_uk]

You just happened to mention one of my fav films and books (although they were totally different in both message and ongoing relevance, I could debate on that for hours). That still wouldn't work on me, as I discovered many years ago that my subconscious is very resistant to subliminal conditioning.

Short boring story for you:
I have a deductive mind, which doesn't really fit well with scientific studies (which I was literally forced to follow until I was 19). Combine that with **** science teachers, I was asked for years to deliver formulae on the spot, without the time to go through my natural thinking process. It just wouldn't work. After years of frustration, I tried every possible (even technologically advanced) device to overcome it with subliminal learning, which only gave me terrible nausea but didn't get the desired brain washing results. I gave up, got worse marks compared to other subjects and lived happily ever after :biggringr

End of the story: even if you try to brain wash me, I'll still be only barely socially acceptable :biggringr

[Tommy Gun]

mmm....it seems that will have to do, and at least it would make for some embarrassing conversations with the pope...:lightbulb:
Originally posted by tenebra
Very few people could possibly bear this heat, sweetheart :tonguegre Don't even go there or you'll be turned to ashes :biggringr
i knew you were hot, but phew...damn girl, you're on fire:p:
(couldn't help it)

so did you get any sexy lingerie for xmas?

bugger...i think i just tripped over the line...

so did you?

[driv3r rulezzz]

oooohh :eek: your so dead now :p lol

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun


so did you get any sexy lingerie for xmas?



so did you?


Why?

Did you?
:lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

I bet he got a leopard skin thong :biggringr

I did, actually. Got 2 nice corsets :biggringr

[Fluxx]

I would have thought he got a Union Jack thong......:D


(With matching tassels......:weirdblue )

[tenebra_uk]

That'd be too classy, wouldn't it. Leopard skin gets my vote, possibly even zebra...so people would know where to step :biggringr

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by tenebra
so people would know where to step :biggringr


:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

I could have been more evil and said Zebra Crossing on Tommy's Plane :biggringr

[Fluxx]

More evil?


You???


Nahhhhhhhhh.......;)

[Tommy Gun]

i'm going to ignore everything i just heard...

Originally posted by tenebra
I did, actually. Got 2 nice corsets :biggringr
excellent indeed..

so what were we talking about...or rather what was i talking about?....

oh yes, corsets are the clothing of a Deviless/smouldering temptress...

coincidence?

p.s. thongs ain't my thang...i prefer simply to have boxers under my drag:tup:

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun

p.s. thongs ain't my thang...i prefer simply to have boxers under my drag:tup:

Doesn't that cause problems and/or embarrasement when worn under short skirts?:lolblue: :rolleyesa

[Orion Saccuroa]

:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: so your saying you don't like the idea of tenny thinking up you in a zebra thong :tonguegre

[driv3r rulezzz]

Originally posted by shadowrunner
short skirts?:lolblue: :rolleyesa

someone said short skirts? that remins me of something.

(photo)?;)

[Tommy Gun]

Originally posted by shadowrunner
Doesn't that cause problems and/or embarrasement when worn under short skirts?:lolblue: :rolleyesa

there's nothing a bit of celotape can't handle

(mental image ---> OUCH)

Originally posted by Orion Saccuroa
:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: so your saying you don't like the idea of tenny thinking of you in a zebra thong :tonguegre
i'm actually quite flattered, but she must learn that i'm not just her sex toy...but i have thoughts and feelings too...

nah

[shadowrunner]

Those thoughts mostly being along the lines of "more please" and the fellings generally being along the lines of "oh yes":lolblue: :lolblue:

[driv3r rulezzz]

hahahaha:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

so true, lol:lolblue:

[Fluxx]

This thread is getting dangerously close to lockage.

Just remember that Tenebra has feelings too, so treat her with the respect she deserves........:tup:


(never mind about Tommy..........he has no feelings.....:weirdblue )

[driv3r rulezzz]

Originally posted by Fluxx
This thread is getting dangerously close to lockage.

Just remember that Tenebra has feelings too, so treat her with the respect she deserves........:tup:

was it really that bad?

*reads tread again*

hmm i just think she send you a small sledgie and that you now do nice ;)

*opens pm box to receive official warning* :lightbulb

[Tommy Gun]

mouth has been set to sunday afternoon censorship

though you're right about me not having any feelings...i'm an android afterall...or whatever

Rewinding to the last time we were talking about normal stuff.

As a super badie, i'd like my grunts to where matching outfits with T on the back standing for Tea...

and special ops that would deal with incoming government agents would have C for Cakes...

The head of both tea and cakes would be my right hand men...and in my left hand would be a remote to my world domination planning super computer...THAT ACTUALLY WORKS ALL THE TIME.
this would be due to the fact that i would have a cage of geeks, that would fix anything before it even went wrong...and if they refused to work for me...i could deny them access to a computer ever again by putting all their fingers in the chinese thumb locks:tup:

man, that would all be so cool:bounce:

[shadowrunner]

Would they have differing colour uniforms so that good guys could tell who was a good shot and who cannon fodder?

I apologies for the imminent lockage I kinda provoked:confused:

[Fluxx]

I never said I was going to lock the thread......;)


I just think that, as a New Year resolution, you should all remember that Tenebra is a nice, warm, fuzzy human being (with violent tendencies :dark: ) who deserves respect.

Just because Tenny is female, does not mean that she should have to but up with poorly written smut.


I know that 'The Lady in Question' can look after herself, but I thought it needed saying.


*Rant over*

[driv3r rulezzz]

yea fluxx is right, i wouldn`t like it either if everyone talks "smut" about me all the time:angel:

[Warspite]

Weirdly, nobody ever gets smutty about me, despite the fact I have the most outrageous physical presence, and ooze gravitas. Or is that gravity? I can't remember...:lightbulb

[tenebra_uk]

Thanks, Fluxxy, I'm very pleased to see that everybody balanced on the borderline without going a step too far :biggringr

[driv3r rulezzz]

Originally posted by tenebra
I'm very pleased to see that everybody balanced on the borderline without going a step too far :biggringr

our plasure :angel:

[Tommy Gun]

indeed it was;)

and yes shadowrunnner (we need a shorter reference name for you so that your whole name isn't needed every time). The troops will be colour coded.

General Grunts will wear camo and drive land rover defender patrol vehicles.
Inner Facility Grunts will wear urban SEAL gear
Special Forces will wear white with red trim and be deployed by an 8 Tonne 4 x 4 Medium Mobility truck.
Elite Guard (female assasins) will wear black with silver trim...and each ride a black Honda NSR 500 with the RESPOL on it in silver, and personalised helmets.

And as it will not be a terrorist organisation, but a major money making crime organisation, the soldiers won't be armed with AKs and stuff, butthings like the AUG for general grunts, MP5k for inner facility grunts, M249 for some general grunts, SOPMOD M4 for special forces and SPR for the assasins.

They will also all carry an umbrella to prove they are british...as no jerry is going to have one...

[driv3r rulezzz]

wtf are you talking about?

sound`s evil:dark:

and what about SR for shadowrunner?

[Fluxx]

Or Shads?

(Thats Shadz to you youngsters...:confusedb )

[driv3r rulezzz]

shadz?:confused:

but sounds ok to, or shad?

[Tommy Gun]

sounds too much like what you keep your tools in at the end of the garden...

and Shadz?
might as well call him pikey street urchin with a name like that...

it needs to be simple, and easily refer to him....
like Spitey, can easily be seen as Warspite
Tenny as Tenebra
Tommy as Tommy Gun
bazz as bazzaredodge
HT as HardTarget
Triple Z/d3 rulez as Driv3r Rulezzz

etc.
etc.
etc.

[driv3r rulezzz]

shaddy? :lightbulb

[shadowrunner]

I suggest SR, since all the others sound like I should

1) Live on a council estate (I don't)

2) Be at most 15 (I'm 23).

But I guess it's up to the masses to decide (hurray for mob rule once more!):D

[driv3r rulezzz]

well then, SR it is, if it`s ok with the rest offcourse :confusedb

[Tommy Gun]

yes, but 23?!

if i'm still here by the time i'm that age...i should have what....24,000 posts?
excellent.

and SR it shall be. One of the mods can give the official naming ceremony later on.

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
yes, but 23?!

I only found the place last summer, as a result of buying Transformers on PS2, and I've kinda never left...

and SR it shall be. One of the mods can give the official naming ceremony later on.

:tonguegre

[tenebra_uk]

And there you go, here comes the official SR ceremony *slam*:biggringr

Originally posted by shadowrunner
I suggest SR, since all the others sound like I should

1) Live on a council estate (I don't)

2) Be at most 15 (I'm 23).

But I guess it's up to the masses to decide (hurray for mob rule once more!):D

Shadow wouldn't sound any of the above though, would it? :confusedb and here she starts..."let go of my shadowwwww...it's mine to keeeeeeeeep...I said that I neeeeeed iiiiiit..." :bounce: :bounce: I'd sing to you every time you post :biggringr

2Pot is probably the one who should decide. He got really frustrated when he posted something you - and you only - would have got and you just ignored it.

Bugger, I'm bleeding :eekblue: There's blood in my veins :confusedb Back when after I've resolved this mystery

[Tommy Gun]

anyway, SR it is óffícíál (<strange)
Originally posted by tenebra
Bugger, I'm bleeding :eekblue: There's blood in my veins :confusedb Back when after I've resolved this mystery
i'm confused about this much |_________________________|

[tenebra_uk]

I cut a side of my mouth with a yawn :biggringr I'm not just lethal, I'm auto lethal :biggringr

[driv3r rulezzz]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun
One of the mods can give the official naming ceremony later on.

what`s that, i never saw someone get that. is it like you get boiled on a big fire with ppl in silly clothes dancing around you?:lightbulb

[Fluxx]

Originally posted by tenebra
I cut a side of my mouth with a yawn :biggringr I'm not just lethal, I'm auto lethal :biggringr


How, in Gods name, can you cut youre mouth with a yawn???????:confused:


(And Shadow sounds like a contraceptive......:biggringr.....stick with SR.....:tup: )

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by Fluxx
How, in Gods name, can you cut youre mouth with a yawn???????:confused:

I managed to do it and bled profusely :biggringr My tombstone will read "She yawned a deadly yawn" :tonguegre

I'm not going to investigate into this Shadow contraceptive, it sounds scaringly twisted :confusedb

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by tenebra
2Pot is probably the one who should decide. He got really frustrated when he posted something you - and you only - would have got and you just ignored it.

Ok, I obviously missed this entirely:lightbulb

Care to enlighten me?

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by Fluxx (And Shadow sounds like a contraceptive......:biggringr.....stick with SR.....:tup: ) [/B]

Maybe one that involves werewolves and witches and suchlike?:lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Originally posted by shadowrunner
Ok, I obviously missed this entirely:lightbulb

Care to enlighten me?

Here ya go

Originally posted by 2potscreama
My new years resolution is to never cut a deal with a Dragon.

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by tenebra
Here ya go
Ahhhh, yep I missed that:lolblue: :lolblue:

But none the less a very good idea, especially if it is THE dragon in particular:D

[Tommy Gun]

indeed....
Originally posted by tenebra
I managed to do it and bled profusely :biggringr My tombstone will read "She yawned a deadly yawn" :tonguegre

I'm not going to investigate into this Shadow contraceptive, it sounds scaringly twisted :confusedb
indeed again....like it isn't even there...

like Paurus +
the "semi-permeable contraceptive"..."excellent for practical jokes"

i cracked up so much when i saw them.

[shadowrunner]

Originally posted by Tommy Gun

like Paurus +
the "semi-permeable contraceptive"..."excellent for practical jokes"

i cracked up so much when i saw them.
Crikey, somthing like that exists? What on earth for...

[Tommy Gun]

it advertises you giving it to a mate as a practical joke because they end up getting some girl pregnant

...it's a brilliant idea.:weirdblue
though amazingly funny, when it is actually a REAL product that you can BUY:rolleyesa