Jokes.

[Crocodile]

Post some of the funniest jokes here. I can't post most of mine because they are not forum suited. But here's a starter.

A man walks into a bar............................ouch.

A amn walks into an army base. "Have you got any camouflage suits??"
" yes, thousands. If only I could find them"

[The Ultimate]

well I am a sort of pale blue. It takes me a week of sun bathing to get white. When I go into a chemist "I would like a bottle of sun tan lostion, factor 27" and they give me a yufestas suit and a welders helmet.

[Crocodile]

well I am a sort of pale blue. It takes me a week of sun bathing to get white. When I go into a chemist "I would like a bottle of sun tan lostion, factor 27" and they give me a yufestas suit and a welders helmet.
lol :lolblue:

My friend was walking down Buchanan street in Glasgow and saw a man with a polistirene cup in his hand. So as my friend passed he put a pound in it.






And it was the guys cup of tea. :lolblue: :lolblue:

[bazzaredodge]

Are you blind? There was a joke thread made like a month ago. :rolleyesa

Lockage

[Crocodile]

Are you blind? There was a joke thread made like a month ago. :rolleyesa

Lockage
I didn't know.