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Crocodile
05-09-2005, 16:21
Tell us the funniest thing that has happened today.
So if tommorrow something funny happens tell us here.
Today.
At school this girl called Alison told me she had had it up to hell with me.
She couldn't be that annoyed since hell is downwards. lolblue:
SSJ Flipip
05-09-2005, 16:40
LOL!
I got a Japanese science teacher and I can't understand a word she's saying o_O :mefiant:
Saiyan spirits
05-09-2005, 17:58
All you lot had to go back today.
I GO BACK TOMMOROW tonguegre :chapeau: mdr1 :laugh:
bazzaredodge
05-09-2005, 18:58
I went back on Friday. But nothern Ireland schools are off from the end of June. :)
Besides, school keeps me sane. I didnt do anything over the summer.
Anyways, lets get back on topic.
Crocodile
05-09-2005, 19:38
Anyways, lets get back on topic.
Good idea.
Well my art teacher fell over today and nearly out the window.
Orion Saccuroa
05-09-2005, 20:23
this happend last night but its funny as hell :laugh:
so this is what happend
I was out eating at a fancy Club/Hotel when we where finished (my Girlfriend and me) I whent to the desk where I left my car key's and jacket
now here it begins at first they LOST my car keys... then Finaly They found them...
now me and my girlfriend whent to my car that was parked in a parking lot that was owned by the hotel now some guy was standing next to my car and he was pulling on the car door.
Now I whent up to him and asked what the problem was he said he lost his keys and tried forcing the door to geth in the car (he claimed the car keys where in the car... :mefiant: )
ah wel then I said maybe I can be of assistance and grabbed my car keys out of my pocket.. and opened the door man it was unexplaineble the look on his face later that night when the police arived to take him away I noticed he had an outfit from the Club/hotel we had eaten...
ah wel strange things do happen
Crocodile
05-09-2005, 20:25
this happend last night but its funny as hell :laugh:
so this is what happend
I was out eating at a fancy Club/Hotel when we where finished (my Girlfriend and me) I whent to the desk where I left my car key's and jacket
now here it begins at first they LOST my car keys... then Finaly They found them...
now me and my girlfriend whent to my car that was parked in a parking lot that was owned by the hotel now some guy was standing next to my car and he was pulling on the car door.
Now I whent up to him and asked what the problem was he said he lost his keys and tried forcing the door to geth in the car (he claimed the car keys where in the car... :mefiant: )
ah wel then I said maybe I can be of assistance and grabbed my car keys out of my pocket.. and opened the door man it was unexplaineble the look on his face later that night when the police arived to take him away I noticed he had an outfit from the Club/hotel we had eaten...
ah wel strange things do happen
Well you could of been stupid enough to open it for him and let him drive away. lolblue:
Orion Saccuroa
05-09-2005, 20:25
:laugh: I'm not that stupid :laugh:
ah wel
Crocodile
05-09-2005, 20:28
:laugh: I'm not that stupid :laugh:
ah wel
Let's hope not. lolblue: :laugh:
I remember getting lost in my clothes cabnit.
bazzaredodge
05-09-2005, 20:28
Thefts are very stupid these days. This happened to someone i know...
Copyed and pasted to save my poor hands.
"So, I was out in town last night, and decided to get some money out the machine. After I put in my PIN number, this guy randomly leaped from behind me and grabbed my shoulders, shoving me forward...
"Type in your pin number.. SLOWLY"
"I... I already have."
"Oh".
He then ran off."
lolblue:
Orion Saccuroa
05-09-2005, 20:30
Thefts are very stupid these days. This happened to someone i know...
Copyed and pasted to save my poor hands.
"So, I was out in town last night, and decided to get some money out the machine. After I put in my PIN number, this guy randomly leaped from behind me and grabbed my shoulders, shoving me forward...
"Type in your pin number.. SLOWLY"
"I... I already have."
"Oh".
He then ran off."
lolblue:
eekblue: damn thieves realy do geth dumber by the second :laugh:
Crocodile
05-09-2005, 20:34
Thefts are very stupid these days. This happened to someone i know...
Copyed and pasted to save my poor hands.
"So, I was out in town last night, and decided to get some money out the machine. After I put in my PIN number, this guy randomly leaped from behind me and grabbed my shoulders, shoving me forward...
"Type in your pin number.. SLOWLY"
"I... I already have."
"Oh".
He then ran off."
lolblue:
There was a guy who stole a computer from a CCTV shop. lolblue: :laugh:
Commander Grant
16-09-2005, 20:55
here is the most dumbest theif stories ever. Here is the 1st one
a man got sentenced for -1 DAY- in prison, and about half an hour after his arrest, he manages to escape, but as he jumps over the fence, he hit his ankle and sprained it, so he hopped to the hospital and when he reiceved his fill-out form, he wrote below "Cause of Injury", "I hit my foot when i was escaping from jail" lolblue: :laugh: and just because he wrote that, he got sentenced for prison for -3 YEARS- lolblue: and he was only meant to stay there for a day.
and here is the next one
a man comes into a store wearing a balaclava, and walks to the back of the store and robs a dynamite. He manages to get out of the store without being seen by anyone or the cameras(smart guy), but he then goes to the local bank and shouts "THIS IS A HOLD-UP, I HAVE A DYNAMITE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT, SO GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW SO I CAN BUY DYNAMITE POWDER" lolblue: , then everyone takes their hands down and chases the man down the street until he is stopped by the police lolblue: .
Crocodile
17-09-2005, 10:22
here is the most dumbest theif stories ever. Here is the 1st one
a man got sentenced for -1 DAY- in prison, and about half an hour after his arrest, he manages to escape, but as he jumps over the fence, he hit his ankle and sprained it, so he hopped to the hospital and when he reiceved his fill-out form, he wrote below "Cause of Injury", "I hit my foot when i was escaping from jail" lolblue: :laugh: and just because he wrote that, he got sentenced for prison for -3 YEARS- lolblue: and he was only meant to stay there for a day.
and here is the next one
a man comes into a store wearing a balaclava, and walks to the back of the store and robs a dynamite. He manages to get out of the store without being seen by anyone or the cameras(smart guy), but he then goes to the local bank and shouts "THIS IS A HOLD-UP, I HAVE A DYNAMITE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT, SO GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW SO I CAN BUY DYNAMITE POWDER" lolblue: , then everyone takes their hands down and chases the man down the street until he is stopped by the police lolblue: .
This is actually meant to be something that has happened to you or you have witnessed it. weirdblue
Commander Grant
17-09-2005, 11:11
This is actually meant to be something that has happened to you or you have witnessed it. weirdblue
oh, well i just wanted to say that! 10sur10 problem?
Crocodile
17-09-2005, 12:49
oh, well i just wanted to say that! 10sur10 problem?
I'll let you off this time. :nono:
bigwig40
18-09-2005, 01:00
heres one
my girlfriend and i were walking to our neext class 2 days ago (well three now) and it was raining so while she was walking i was behind her and she sliped but turned at the same time on top of me both muddy as hell
then the head teacher came along and phoned our parents saying we were having sexual intercourse in the middle of the school field :laugh:
im only 13 and i only started seeing her 2 weeks ago :laugh:
Crocodile
18-09-2005, 07:19
heres one
my girlfriend and i were walking to our neext class 2 days ago (well three now) and it was raining so while she was walking i was behind her and she sliped but turned at the same time on top of me both muddy as hell
then the head teacher came along and phoned our parents saying we were having sexual intercourse in the middle of the school field :laugh:
im only 13 and i only started seeing her 2 weeks ago :laugh:
eekblue:
Yesterday.
I walked straight into a door and while holding my head fell down some stairs.
RJFarmer
18-09-2005, 09:21
i watched a pigeon fly into my pateo window today, stuiped *bleep*..it is a live and was well enough to fly away.
Commander Grant
18-09-2005, 11:02
ok then croc, this happened to me yesterday night.
i was taking my dog out at half 9(pm) and next thing, he is pulling me towards some bushes, and i couldn`t stop him, then i fell forward and he ran into these bushes then i got back up covered with mud then i go in the bushes and there is my dog "doing it" with the neighbour`s dog lolblue: . I was laughing so hard i couldn`t breathe :laugh:
:laugh: These stories are really funny. :laugh:
Now my mother and I were arriving at the hotel. I had a big briefcase and my mother a lot of small bags. We were entering our floor when she stumbled at a salience in the door and started to fall. She managed to avoid falling directly, so she walked about 3m as a bull directing itself for the bullfighter, until she hit a wall (with her head). Ouch weirdblue
She's fine now :salut2:
L.S.S_Broly(uk)
22-09-2005, 18:48
This happened last wednesday. I was walking to the bus-stop from college with my friend, we reached an iron fence just before a zebra crossing and I just stuck behind the fence because of about 300 ppl leaving the college at the same time, while he was laughing at me getting stuck he walked head first into a lamp post, and when he was realling back holding his head he slipped on half a ham sandwich and landed straight on his jacksie :laugh:
Goku 1226
26-09-2005, 17:51
Well today at P.E soemthing reallll funny happened here is what happened:
my class and I were playing Soccer and I shot the ball out well it was'nt out it was still in the air then another boy from the ther team stoped the ball in and then when he was not looking he was looking back then he ran up and shot the ball into his own goal.It was sooooooo funny and whats much funnier is that then everybódy on his team were screaming what the hell?! And then they lost the game and after the goal the boy did a backflip and then started dancing and then he started singing the 'Who let the Dogs out' song and he thought he shot it into the other goal and won the match.
ROFL!!!!
weirdblue That guy can't exist weirdblue
tenebra_uk
27-09-2005, 09:46
I'm going to summon the punctuation fairy lightbulb
She's a very good fairy but tends to poke you with a sharp pointy stick in between your ribs if you fail to use proper punctuation.
Goku 1226
27-09-2005, 17:42
weirdblue That guy can't exist weirdblue
I know just telling what I 'think' saw. tonguegre
really he did nto dance just wanted to add something :salut2:
my class and I were playing Soccer and I shot the ball out well it was'nt out it was still in the air then another boy from the ther team stoped the ball in and then when he was not looking he was looking back then he ran up and shot the ball into his own goal.It was sooooooo funny and whats much funnier is that then everybódy on his team were screaming what the hell?! And then they lost the game and after the goal the boy did a backflip and then started dancing and then he started singing the 'Who let the Dogs out' song and he thought he shot it into the other goal and won the match.
I'm going to your school, and :aie: your english teacher.
Goku 1226
27-09-2005, 18:22
I'm going to your school, and :aie: your english teacher.
Just try it...because then comes the gym teacher and :aie: you!
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