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FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 06:41

i'm So Tired I Cant Fall Asleep My Tooth Hurts And I Cant Get My Eyes Off The Computer I'm Going To Go Crazy.Any suggestions on what i can do

joao

19-06-2006, 15:22

You can pick up an hammer and hit it really hard on your head... You'll immediatly fall asleep :bravo:

tenebra_uk

19-06-2006, 15:46

Or I can do it for you mdr1

bigwig40

19-06-2006, 17:33

hm maybe going crazy isnt a bad thing. it gives me a reason to kill :nuts:

FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 17:52

Or I can do it for you mdr1
No thanks tenebra im over the sleeping problem now MY TOOTH STILL HURTS AND I STILL CANT KEEP MY EYES OFF THE COMPUTER

FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 17:54

Or I can do it for you mdr1
and no throwing sledgehammers only do that to people in the testdrive forum

tenebra_uk

19-06-2006, 18:42

No discrimination here. Free sledgehammer treatment to all :bravo:

If the problem is your tooth, we could try the sledgehammer. You'll need to sit still though ;)

davie18

19-06-2006, 20:03

No thanks tenebra im over the sleeping problem now MY TOOTH STILL HURTS AND I STILL CANT KEEP MY EYES OFF THE COMPUTER
Thats why you should always brush your teeth twice a day!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK IN CAPS WITHOUT GETTING FLAMED. PLEASE WILL NO ONE FLAME ME tonguegre

FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 21:34

Thats why you should always brush your teeth twice a day!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK IN CAPS WITHOUT GETTING FLAMED. PLEASE WILL NO ONE FLAME ME tonguegre
I do brush twice a day sometimes even more than that it is loose but not loose enough to pull

FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 21:35

Thats why you should always brush your teeth twice a day!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK IN CAPS WITHOUT GETTING FLAMED. PLEASE WILL NO ONE FLAME ME tonguegre
[SIZE=4]I do brush twice a day sometimes even more than that it is loose but not loose enough to pull also no one flames you for TALKING IN CAPS IN THIS FORUM

hOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS TURN TO A DOUBLE POST OH WELL SORRY tonguegre

FlameEmperor

19-06-2006, 21:37

No discrimination here. Free sledgehammer treatment to all :bravo:

If the problem is your tooth, we could try the sledgehammer. You'll need to sit still though ;)
IF YOU PUT A SLEDGEHAMMER IN MY MOUTH YOU WILL KNOCK ALL OF MY TEETH OUT THEN WHEN I HAVE NO TEETH WHAT SHALL I EAT

davie18

19-06-2006, 22:59

[SIZE=4]I do brush twice a day sometimes even more than that it is loose but not loose enough to pull also no one flames you for TALKING IN CAPS IN THIS FORUM

hOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS TURN TO A DOUBLE POST OH WELL SORRY tonguegre
It's a triple post now! eekblue:

tenebra_uk

20-06-2006, 10:21

IF YOU PUT A SLEDGEHAMMER IN MY MOUTH YOU WILL KNOCK ALL OF MY TEETH OUT THEN WHEN I HAVE NO TEETH WHAT SHALL I EAT
Cat food mdr1

FlameEmperor

20-06-2006, 18:17

Cat food mdr1
THAT IS VERY NASTY YOU TRY IT AND TELL ME HOW IT TASTES

joao

20-06-2006, 19:18

THAT IS VERY NASTY YOU TRY IT AND TELL ME HOW IT TASTES
:bravo: She's going to kill you for that... And I'm gonna watch it :bravo:

SSJ4 Ky

20-06-2006, 23:35

*Gets front row seats and popcorn*

:atari:

FlameEmperor

21-06-2006, 04:00

No she is not im sledge hammer proof see nothing happens :aie:

Fluxx

21-06-2006, 11:39

No she is not im sledge hammer proof see nothing happens :aie:

Just wait.......it'll happen....... dark: :respect:

FlameEmperor

21-06-2006, 16:34

Just wait.......it'll happen....... dark: :respect:
I dont think so im on guard confusedb :guns: A gun beats a sledgehammer tonguegre

sunny_uk

21-06-2006, 18:24

Let me correct you:

a gun kills a normal person..Tenebra is not a normal person!

joao

21-06-2006, 18:34

Let me correct you:

a gun kills a normal person..Tenebra is not a normal person!
Perhaps some silver bullets could solve that problem... Or not... weirdblue

Understudy

21-06-2006, 18:36

I dont think so im on guard confusedb :guns: A gun beats a sledgehammer tonguegre
You get hit on the head with a fully swung sledgehammer, I doubt there'll be much difference from being shot with a gun tonguegre

You are dealing with an Atari Ninja here.... :nuts:

tenebra_uk

21-06-2006, 18:42

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*slam* *slam*

where's the duct tape, I wanna have some fun here :bravo:

Torture time dark:

FlameEmperor

21-06-2006, 20:01

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*slam* *slam*

where's the duct tape, I wanna have some fun here :bravo:

Torture time dark:
Run away run away AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH :cry: Help!!!!!!! specialdri ha you cant catch me im in a car :Bla:

ssj4nick

21-06-2006, 21:53

Run away run away AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH :cry: Help!!!!!!! specialdri ha you cant catch me im in a car :Bla:
A small tip:Tenebra can catch you anywhere.
And drink some ouzo for your tooth,you might go like that :nuts: mdr2 but the pain will dissappear. lolblue:

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 00:27

Muahahahaha, I live under your beds dark:

FE, wait for the game to be released and I'll taunt you there too dark:

FlameEmperor

22-06-2006, 06:09

Muahahahaha, I live under your beds dark:

FE, wait for the game to be released and I'll taunt you there too dark:
You cant taunt me in the game i have no x360 and if you live under my bed eat this..... vaccum cleaner!!!!!!!!!
I just hired the tenebra busters to guard my bed now to go to sleep till tomorrow see you then ;)

joao

22-06-2006, 15:30

You get hit on the head with a fully swung sledgehammer, I doubt there'll be much difference from being shot with a gun tonguegre
Just unlocked today a new weapon at True Crime: New York City, and guess what it is... The programmers must know Tenebra... :rolleyes: I'll leave here a screenshot of the weapon so that you can see "Damage = Extreme", the most powerful level of the game (used in the most powerful shotgun). And I tried to kill someone with it, the first was an old woman which started complaining about the pain when I first hit her. Then she just "introduced" me to her peper spray can and ran away... My next victim felt on the second slam, as well as all the others... This proves that the sledgie hammer is a very powerful and painful weapon... :p

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 15:53

FlameEmperor

22-06-2006, 16:34

I will be soon reunited with my first sledgehammer :bravo:

Until now I've only been able to visit it a couple of times a year (it lives with my parents), but it is going to be shipped to London in a couple of weeks :bravo: :bravo:

I'm very attached to it :aie:
Ahh a peaceful night of sleep with no tenebra why are you hitting yourself in the head with a sledgehammer and since you think your sledge hammer is tough eat this giant poison spiked iron mallot *BANG BANG BANG GET BACK HERE TENEBRA I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE BANG BANG SLAM* YOU'LL SOON BE MY FIRST TO MY JAR OF MODERATORS HAHAHAHAHA dark:

Understudy

22-06-2006, 16:48

You are very strange :gaga:

FlameEmperor

22-06-2006, 17:09

You are very strange :gaga:Im not crazy on the test drive forum and when you do this :gaga: you are pointing to yourself.
question do you want to be my first to my jar of moderators or no weirdblue

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 17:34

Ahh a peaceful night of sleep with no tenebra why are you hitting yourself in the head with a sledgehammer and since you think your sledge hammer is tough eat this giant poison spiked iron mallot *BANG BANG BANG GET BACK HERE TENEBRA I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE BANG BANG SLAM* YOU'LL SOON BE MY FIRST TO MY JAR OF MODERATORS HAHAHAHAHA dark:
Ah, you young brigand, I am Tenebra, the Atari ninja. You really think you stand a chance to scratch me? weirdblue

You had a peaceful night only because I was busy elsewhere :gaga:

*slam* *splat*

You're jarred.

Commander Grant

22-06-2006, 21:17

Ah, you young brigand, I am Tenebra, the Atari ninja. You really think you stand a chance to scratch me? weirdblue

You had a peaceful night only because I was busy elsewhere :gaga:

*slam* *splat*

You're jarred.

my worst fear has just been realised..............TENEBRA IS THE GOD(ESS) OF DUNGEONS AND DOPEYS! :nuts: lolblue:

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 21:20

I've emerged from the dungeon and I now live in a large, bright flat.

The light wakes me up at 5.30am though :cry:

Fluxx

22-06-2006, 21:26

Ahh a peaceful night of sleep with no tenebra why are you hitting yourself in the head with a sledgehammer and since you think your sledge hammer is tough eat this giant poison spiked iron mallot *BANG BANG BANG GET BACK HERE TENEBRA I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE BANG BANG SLAM* YOU'LL SOON BE MY FIRST TO MY JAR OF MODERATORS HAHAHAHAHA dark:

The poor lad has no idea.......... rolleyesa lolblue: .......................... dark:

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 22:02

He's young, Fluxxy, he doesn't spot danger straight away ;)

Crocodile

22-06-2006, 23:34

The light wakes me up at 5.30am though :cry:
What are curtains/blinds for? tonguegre

pandion

22-06-2006, 23:40

What are curtains/blinds for? tonguegre

She live's in a dungeon or had you forgotten, all she's got are some rusty iron bars in the windows...... :respect:

Jeez tenny I'd hate to have your winter heating bill. tonguegre

tenebra_uk

22-06-2006, 23:50

I'm out of the dungeon, Pandion*. The blinds are not enough and by 5.30am I go like this -> :hallucin: Curtains will hopefully be sorted out this weekend.

The winter heating bill was horrific, I please let me forget about it :cry:

*Pandion, that means that the invitation to you is open. Whenever you fancy it, matey ;)

davie18

22-06-2006, 23:56

Blinds? I would kill to have blinds! My curtains keep no light out! You women are never happy! tonguegre

FlameEmperor

23-06-2006, 00:26

Ah, you young brigand, I am Tenebra, the Atari ninja. You really think you stand a chance to scratch me? weirdblue

You had a peaceful night only because I was busy elsewhere :gaga:

*slam* *splat*

You're jarred.
You think a puny jar will stop me Ha im the FlameEmperor Ill melt your jar FIRESPIRAL now what can you put me in so i can melt it dark:

Understudy

23-06-2006, 00:36

You think a puny jar will stop me Ha im the FlameEmperor Ill melt your jar FIRESPIRAL now what can you put me in so i can melt it dark:FlameEmperor, its late, its past your bedtime, and you're obviously getting tired and starting to show off... rolleyesa

FlameEmperor

23-06-2006, 00:42

FlameEmperor, its late, its past your bedtime, and you're obviously getting tired and starting to show off... rolleyesa
No its not past my bedtime and you dont even know when it is it maybe your bedtime but now i dont have one cause school is out and its only 6:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah and i am bored about the jar/slam/bang/sledgehammer/mallot thingy im going to play my game be back later

davie18

23-06-2006, 08:31

eekblue: I think he's gone! :chapeau:

tenebra_uk

23-06-2006, 10:23

I've put the lid on the jar ;)

bigwig40

23-06-2006, 17:09

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaazy weirdblue :gaga:

pandion

23-06-2006, 18:21

*Pandion, that means that the invitation to you is open. Whenever you fancy it, matey ;)

Be there as soon as I can ;)

As long as sledgie is put away that is. tonguegre

tenebra_uk

23-06-2006, 18:55

As long as sledgie is put away that is. tonguegre
You must be kidding, they'll be 2 around the flat very soon :bravo:

FlameEmperor

23-06-2006, 19:06

eekblue: I think he's gone! :chapeau:
You think whos gone

davie18

23-06-2006, 22:46

You think whos gone
You, gone to bed :)

FlameEmperor

23-06-2006, 22:54

You, gone to bed :)
AT FIRST I DIDNT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

pandion

23-06-2006, 23:15

You must be kidding, they'll be 2 around the flat very soon :bravo:

I get the feeling I should pack my Battle Axe eekblue:

bigwig40

23-06-2006, 23:46

weirdblue is everyone in this thread feeling ok weirdblue

FlameEmperor

23-06-2006, 23:59

weirdblue is everyone in this thread feeling ok weirdblue
Yes we are ok but some of us are not human

tenebra_uk

24-06-2006, 00:25

I'm not human weirdblue

I'm an Atari ninja! :bravo:

I turn into a pencil case when I'm not Atari ninjaing around weirdblue

FlameEmperor

24-06-2006, 01:30

I'm not human weirdblue

I know that

ionmaster

29-06-2006, 15:46

FlameEmperor

29-06-2006, 16:34

KILLFEST TIME!!!!! :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau:
*ionmaster gets into front row seat*
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HIT HIM WITH THIS NIRVARNA (A NIRVARNA IS A SWORD WITH A GUN AS A HANDLE)
She should beat you to a pulp that would be fun to watch then she puts you in a jar and i keep you i'll probably feed you i'm still deciding dark: :mefiant:

cdevlin

14-07-2006, 10:36

[QUOTE=ionmaster]KILLFEST TIME!!!!! :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau: :chapeau:
*ionmaster gets into front row seat* i hop over beside him so me and ion giving money to flameEmperor to let tenny win (tenny wins)

ionmaster

14-07-2006, 16:09

i hop over beside him so me and ion giving money to flameEmperor to let tenny win (tenny wins)
good to see ya again cdev'.how r yas

FlameEmperor

17-07-2006, 23:48

ionmaster

18-07-2006, 14:26

[QUOTE=cdevlin]
Now im rich im off to buy me a car specialdri
but i wanted the car.... frownblue frownblue frownblue

FlameEmperor

18-07-2006, 17:39

[QUOTE=FlameEmperor]
but i wanted the car.... frownblue frownblue frownblue
Here take 1,000 to buy you an very very very old car :) you have to get a job for the rest of the money tonguegre

ionmaster

19-07-2006, 14:36

how thoughtful....

FlameEmperor

21-07-2006, 05:24

how thoughtful....
Dont push it tonguegre

ionmaster

21-07-2006, 14:05

are you startin'...?

FlameEmperor

22-07-2006, 01:43

are you startin'...?
Could you refresh my memory i dont understand :)

ionmaster

22-07-2006, 21:47

Could you refresh my memory i dont understand :)
are you stratin' means are you starting something(meaning a fight)

FlameEmperor

23-07-2006, 04:34

are you stratin' means are you starting something(meaning a fight)
Well then no im not trying to start a fight just being sarcastic :)

ionmaster

23-07-2006, 12:57

do you want me to kill you because we need more shouting in this thread because this is the shouters corner

FlameEmperor

24-07-2006, 06:06

do you want me to kill you because we need more shouting in this thread because this is the shouters corner
NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO KILL ME besides that would be a horrible thing anyway HOW ABOUT Tenebra BEATING YOU WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER :aie: TO MAKE EVERYONE YELL

ionmaster

25-07-2006, 19:00

why dont i shoot you instead?

FlameEmperor

25-07-2006, 21:42

why dont i shoot you instead?
How bout i just take that car away dark:

ionmaster

26-07-2006, 21:52

because i will shoot you

Fluxx

27-07-2006, 01:02

We'll slap the both of you, if youre not careful.......... dark:

(Although probably quite gently...... tonguegre )

ionmaster

27-07-2006, 19:08

i have enough ammo to shoot you all!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

davie18

27-07-2006, 22:23

We'll slap the both of you, if youre not careful.......... dark:

(Although probably quite gently...... tonguegre )
Who's "we". You and... rolleyesa

FlameEmperor

28-07-2006, 01:18

We'll slap the both of you, if youre not careful.......... dark:

(Although probably quite gently...... tonguegre )
And ill have ionmaster to shoot you weirdblue

ionmaster

29-07-2006, 18:20

And ill have ionmaster to shoot you weirdblue
should i become a hired assasin???

FlameEmperor

30-07-2006, 01:02

should i become a hired assasin???
Yesss for me. youll work whenever i call you the maximum i call is twice a day from 9:00pm to 5:00 am each successful kill gets you $1500.50 are you up for it weirdblue

craigie22

30-07-2006, 02:08

thats not much. $1500 for one kill.

Fluxx

30-07-2006, 13:27

Who's "we". You and... rolleyesa

Im old, mean and nasty............I dont really need anyone else....... rolleyesa dark:

ionmaster

30-07-2006, 19:49

Yesss for me. youll work whenever i call you the maximum i call is twice a day from 9:00pm to 5:00 am each successful kill gets you $1500.50 are you up for it weirdblue
i have no idea what $1500 is in pounds.tell me plz.

FlameEmperor

30-07-2006, 21:29

dark: Its not in pounds it american money and if thats not enough $20000 for one kill

davie18

30-07-2006, 22:21

i have no idea what $1500 is in pounds.tell me plz.
'bout £800

ionmaster

31-07-2006, 00:35

dark: Its not in pounds it american money and if thats not enough $20000 for one kill
im english so i use pounds....

FlameEmperor

31-07-2006, 06:20

Im old, mean and nasty............I dont really need anyone else....... rolleyesa dark:
So far two mods say they are old i wonder if Undies says hes old :mefiant:

ionmaster

31-07-2006, 19:59

i havnt seen him in ages

Fluxx

01-08-2006, 15:30

So far two mods say they are old i wonder if Undies says hes old :mefiant:

He is old, but not as old as me......... :noooo:

(Although he does some martial arts stuff, so he's probably tougher...... :respect:..............and he's certainly prettier... lolblue: )

davie18

01-08-2006, 15:54

I always imagined Understudy to be the most funny looking. Ops, wait, he knows where I live eekblue:

ionmaster

02-08-2006, 18:38

I always imagined Understudy to be the most funny looking. Ops, wait, he knows where I live eekblue:
HA HA!youre dead!got any last words?