Ideas for Leighton's punishment

[Jombob]

The Crime: Editing his review

The Judge(s): Mods
The Jury: People on the forum
The Defendant: Leighton
Leighton's Lawyer: the_gaming_guy
Prosecutor: Hostrup
H20 distrubution engineer (water boy): Lwsbrck
Police man: Gaskellorama
Security: FlameEmperor
Executioner: Vieon

At the end of this court we will have a punishment for Leighton



If anyone else wants a specific position in the court then just ask!!!

[NWATA]

The Crime: Editing his review

The Judge(s): Mods

The Jury: People on the forum

The Defendant: Leighton

Leighton Lawyer: Who ever he wants

At the end of this court we will have a punishment for Leighton

LOL...Im a Psychic

[NWATA]

Put everyone on a HD screen apart from him....muhaaaaaaaa

[the_gaming_guy]

OOOh can i be his lawyer????

[Jombob]

OOOh can i be his lawyer????

There you go!!! Good Luck! tonguegre

[leighton]

lol, i hope this thread gets a huge response! Great idea!

Come on gaming guy, helllllllp me!!!!!! :)

How much do you charge by the way? rolleyesa

[Jombob]

Which mod should be the Judge or shall I just leave as all of them!!!

[davie18]

How about, you record him eat some of Gamingy Guy's hair? Gaming Guy can decide where that hair comes from :nuts:

[Diablo_]

He has to be there before anyone even the employees and is last in. hehe evil !! j/p ;)

[Jombob]

How about, you record him eat some of Gamingy Guy's hair? Gaming Guy can decide where that hair comes from :nuts:

and Leighton can decide how it gets served up!!! He could have it baked, or have it with a spicy source, something like that! tonguegre

[Crazed_Dodgem]

can i be:

H20 distrubution engineer (water boy)

i think the punishment for leighton should be that the game leighton plays has a 15 minuite timer :nuts:

*evil laugh* muhahahaha

[tenebra_uk]

Oh, I hadn't seen this thread lolblue: lolblue:

OK, this is the official one. The gaming guy, you're his only lawyer, no one else is allowed to defend him lolblue:

[Gaskellorama]

oh oh can i be a police man?

[J-Beckers]

did i miss something? what does he get punished for?

[FlameEmperor]

I want to be Security

[Hostrup]

I'll gladly be the prosecutor. I DEMAND MAXIMUM PENALTY. Limited time on playtime. :)

[Vieon]

Easy. Make him play with a badly off-calibrated controller. Then he keeps crashing and can't help it :nuts:

Or just make him watch everyone else for 30 minutes, since he has said that he REALLY doesn't want to watch people tonguegre

Or... just water cure him. :)

Put in water cure on wikipedia, scary stuff.

[FlameEmperor]

Easy. Make him play with a badly off-calibrated controller. Then he keeps crashing and can't help it :nuts:

Or just make him watch everyone else for 30 minutes, since he has said that he REALLY doesn't want to watch people tonguegre

Or... just water cure him. :)

Put in water cure on wikipedia, scary stuff.
Make him live in a cardboard box with a poor person and a cat who isnt trained dark: dark: :laugh: lolblue: dark: dark: Give him nothing not even money for 2 years that is his punishment!! dark:

[the_gaming_guy]

I choose Leighton to take to the stand.

BTW, i charge £280 + £40. lol

[the_gaming_guy]

I will not be available today to defend, but here comes my first question.

Leighton, where were you and what were you doing at 18:50 on the 22nd of June 2006?

This message was displayed, whiich caused this trial.

"Last edited by leighton : 22-06-2006 at 18:50."

Did you read the rules and did you agree to the rules?

[KoenigViper]

This forum has found a new level of humour..... tonguegre

[diorbaby]

i say make him play an old copy of Test drive on a PS1 for the first hour then the 2nd version on ps2 for an hour, then make us all coffee and tea, for the last 15 mins give him the old 360 demo to play with.

or

you are not allowed to buy any cars at atari, and have to race with the rent a wrecks.


this is actually really rotten to do this to him.............. but hey







CHEATS DON`T PROSPER :laugh:

[craigie22]

Or....

Let everyone else play the 360 version on the game

and he can play the PS2 version of the game :)

[Crazed_Dodgem]

how about making him drive nothing but protons in the game(if they are in, but i REALY doubt it!)

now that is torture, or maybe worse, make him have a custom soundtrack of nothing but helter skelter! or as i like to call it, hardcore on helium lolblue:

[tenebra_uk]

Cool, we've got the prosecutor, the policeman and the security guard as well lolblue:

[craigie22]

or we should make everyone else start with millions of pounds to buy any car they want and leigton should start right at the beginning.

[Gaskellorama]

a really bad custom soundtrack is an excellent idea, maybe some Whitney Houstons the body guard sound track or something.

or

"and i................. will always love you...........ohoohooh" on repeat

[lillnickevinge]

It sounds great 10sur10

[Bezzers1986]

"Is this the way to amerillo" on loop!!

make sure he's using headphones though tonguegre


Oh I wish I was going to be witnessing this :laugh:

[Vieon]

I'll be the executioner if you like.

[craigie22]

Its Chico Time looped over and over or crazy frog

[Tiger91]

put a very bad soundtrack in his tdu copy or put a very bad soundtrack on his online tdu carrier, so he cant hear any other song when hes playing online. then hell get tired of playing tdu onlne..

[FlameEmperor]

put a very bad soundtrack in his tdu copy or put a very bad soundtrack on his online tdu carrier, so he cant hear any other song when hes playing online. then hell get tired of playing tdu onlne..
So i'm guessing you all didn't like my punishment for leighton :cry: oh well

[leighton]

oh my god this just gets better. For some reason i actually like this thread!

My defence - I read the rules but completely forgot. All i did was change the font size and boldness of the writing and didnt even realise until it said in the competition winners that i had edited! There is someone that can help me as well because he saw taht i didnt change it. I think it was Geskellorama but im not sure.

Please dont torture me too bad!

Whats wrong with community service? I'll clean up after everyone!

[the_gaming_guy]

Could you post your previous entry, followed by your edited entry?

[leighton]

From the moment i turned the key on the demo i knew it was going to be great. From the realistic sun hues to the heat haze on the road waiting do be driven upon. The birds flying around in the sky with the contrast of a lamborghinis engine gently purring like a cat waiting to catch them. You pull back the trigger and you are suddenly involved in the game. You cannot take your eyes off of the beatiful scenery nor the amazing car details.
With the press of a button you can be in the drivers seat. Feeling even more immersed in the experience than ever before.
You can travel one thousand miles of open road at your own pace wether it be normal supercar driving or racing style. You can also buy character modifications such as tops, jeans and Gloves etc. So the next time you grab the wheel you can feel like a proper racing driver.
I believe that the next generation is Test Drive and if the demo is anything to go by then this game will be the most exciting, immersive, fast paced, beatiful games ever brought out on the Xbox 360!


From the moment i turned the key on the demo i knew it was going to be great. From the realistic sun hues to the heat haze on the road waiting do be driven upon. The birds flying around in the sky with the contrast of a lamborghinis engine gently purring like a cat waiting to catch them. You pull back the trigger and you are suddenly involved in the game. You cannot take your eyes off of the beatiful scenery nor the amazing car details.
With the press of a button you can be in the drivers seat. Feeling even more immersed in the experience than ever before.
You can travel one thousand miles of open road at your own pace wether it be normal supercar driving or racing style. You can also buy character modifications such as tops, jeans and Gloves etc. So the next time you grab the wheel you can feel like a proper racing driver.
I believe that the next generation is Test Drive and if the demo is anything to go by then this game will be the most exciting, immersive, fast paced, beatiful games ever brought out on the Xbox 360!

[FlameEmperor]

Whats wrong with community service? I'll clean up after everyone!
Everyone doesnt live together leighton some of us here live in the US and other places i dont know. of unless you feel like spending your money for a very quick flight from the UK back to the US and back again plus our times are different i think we are :mefiant: :mefiant: 8 hours behind or ahead i think behind So try community service if you like but youre going to regret it dark:

[leighton]

i was talking about after the Atari visit.

[the_gaming_guy]

From the moment i turned the key on the demo i knew it was going to be great. From the realistic sun hues to the heat haze on the road waiting do be driven upon. The birds flying around in the sky with the contrast of a lamborghinis engine gently purring like a cat waiting to catch them. You pull back the trigger and you are suddenly involved in the game. You cannot take your eyes off of the beatiful scenery nor the amazing car details.
With the press of a button you can be in the drivers seat. Feeling even more immersed in the experience than ever before.
You can travel one thousand miles of open road at your own pace wether it be normal supercar driving or racing style. You can also buy character modifications such as tops, jeans and Gloves etc. So the next time you grab the wheel you can feel like a proper racing driver.
I believe that the next generation is Test Drive and if the demo is anything to go by then this game will be the most exciting, immersive, fast paced, beatiful games ever brought out on the Xbox 360!


From the moment i turned the key on the demo i knew it was going to be great. From the realistic sun hues to the heat haze on the road waiting do be driven upon. The birds flying around in the sky with the contrast of a lamborghinis engine gently purring like a cat waiting to catch them. You pull back the trigger and you are suddenly involved in the game. You cannot take your eyes off of the beatiful scenery nor the amazing car details.
With the press of a button you can be in the drivers seat. Feeling even more immersed in the experience than ever before.
You can travel one thousand miles of open road at your own pace wether it be normal supercar driving or racing style. You can also buy character modifications such as tops, jeans and Gloves etc. So the next time you grab the wheel you can feel like a proper racing driver.
I believe that the next generation is Test Drive and if the demo is anything to go by then this game will be the most exciting, immersive, fast paced, beatiful games ever brought out on the Xbox 360!

Exhibit 1: Above.

As you can see, my fellow friends, Leighton has not changed a single word of his entry. He has neither added, nor taken away. Instead (for some unknown and downright silly idea), he has merely created a BOLD effect on his entry. I am sure that you will find that this is still against the written rule "Edited results will be disqualified", but he was still granted a place.

He later claimed to have accidentally missed that rule, and therefore is stupid.

However, he has not edited his entry with intention of disobeying the rules set by the honoured lady, Dame Tenebra. Therefore his punishment shall remain fair and not too harsh.

Thank you.

[davie18]

and therefore is stupid.

Well, we knew that anyway lol :nuts:

[KoenigViper]

You referred to the Lamborghini as a purring cat!? dark:

[FlameEmperor]

You referred to the Lamborghini as a purring cat!? dark:
He's crazy now sloooooowly walk away ....... now run!!!! :nuts: tonguegre

[leighton]

oh come on! i thought i had to make it cheesy! I was using metaphors!

[the_gaming_guy]

I think i make a pretty good lawyer.

However, i accept bribes and lie. Wait, that makes me a great lawyer!

[KoenigViper]

oh come on! i thought i had to make it cheesy! I was using metaphors!
You could have at least used roaring lion instead of some pussy cat.













j/k, I'm poking fun at cha. :)

[Vieon]

Here: http://forum.eu.atari.com/showthread.php?t=39148

Let's be democratic :)

[the_trifle]

Whats wrong with community service? I'll clean up after everyone!

After everyone at the atari meet craps themself from how good TDU is? tonguegre

But seriously, I like the idea of a naff soundtrack.. How about a constant loop of Dragostea Din Tei?

For those of you who don't know what that is: Clicky Licky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKQ_74nFEFg)

Thats not the original artist singing that by the way. And whoever can understand what's going on in that video, please tell me... weirdblue

[leighton]

Dont Bother Now, I Cant Go