BigDiggs
22-09-2006, 21:41
This is an exclusive guide for Test Drive Unlimited and how to ruin the excellent online experience for as many players as possible:
1.) Immediately go and buy one of the following cars:
Mclaren F1
Ferrari Enzo
Saleen
Koenigsegg
These are the fastest cars in the game, and by buying them you will immediately become one of the best players in the online community.
Forget about braking, and don't worry about crashing. Just hold down the accelerator and you will prove to all others just how great your driving skills are.
2.) Now you have your super-fast car, and you are amungst the best of the best. Its time to do some instant challenges.
Remember nobody can beat you because you are in your super-car.
So make sure you only challenge people in cars of Grade C and below.
*Hot Tips*
Important:
-Never ever challenge anybody who has one of the cars in the list above. Remember, they are great gamers like yourself.
-Never ever challenge a player who has a crown next to their name.
-Drive around downtown (The area where all new players start out)
This area is full of people who have just got the game, and therefore don't quite understand the concept of instant challenges.
Lap it up as you challenge Audi TT after Audi A3 and the fools accept!!!
Prove your elite driving abilites by wiping the floor with these fools.
-If a player continuosly refuses your challenge request, keep challenging them!
In fact, follow them around until they accept, some of these players are obviously too stupid to know the difference between the A and the B buttons.
3) Ok so we've kicked enough *** in instant challenges, and you probably want to chill out.
This game offers you a huge Island to explore and loads of cars to enjoy. But forget all of that, thats boring.
The real fun to be found is in intimidating other online players!
Grab your Mclaren or your Saleen and start cruising for those peasants who are obviously too rubbish at the game to know that you are only a great driver if you are driving a Super-car (see list above).
Find any player driving around in any car that is not Class A, and immediately start harassing them.
Abuse them verbally, and mock them for being so rubbish they have to drive around in a crappy Class B or Class C car.
Make sure you remind them how much better you are than them because of the car you are driving. I mean its not like just anybody can go to a showroom and buy a Super-Car.
4.) Mocking and Abusing fellow gamers is fun for a while,but can become boring if these gamers refuse to talk to you and bow down to your superior driving skills. So now we get to one of my favourites... RAMMING!!!
This is the reason that Test Drive Unlimited was designed. The developers of the game realised that there was a gap in the market for a game where people could take their vehicles to the street and ram them into eachother.
It took years of developing, but finally they managed to create the game for us to enjoy.. "TDU a free-roaming Car Ramming Heaven."
- SImply grab your super-car and ram every single player you come accross. Its great fun!
To truly enjoy the experience you should seek out one specific player and follow them around continously, ramming him and barging him off the road.
***HOT TIP***
For a great gaming experience, try combining RAMMING activities, with Mocking and abusing players. The two really do compliment eachother, and it will give you something to do if none of these amateurs are accepting your challenges.
Feel free to add any tips you guys have for players to ruin your online experience lolblue:
1.) Immediately go and buy one of the following cars:
Mclaren F1
Ferrari Enzo
Saleen
Koenigsegg
These are the fastest cars in the game, and by buying them you will immediately become one of the best players in the online community.
Forget about braking, and don't worry about crashing. Just hold down the accelerator and you will prove to all others just how great your driving skills are.
2.) Now you have your super-fast car, and you are amungst the best of the best. Its time to do some instant challenges.
Remember nobody can beat you because you are in your super-car.
So make sure you only challenge people in cars of Grade C and below.
*Hot Tips*
Important:
-Never ever challenge anybody who has one of the cars in the list above. Remember, they are great gamers like yourself.
-Never ever challenge a player who has a crown next to their name.
-Drive around downtown (The area where all new players start out)
This area is full of people who have just got the game, and therefore don't quite understand the concept of instant challenges.
Lap it up as you challenge Audi TT after Audi A3 and the fools accept!!!
Prove your elite driving abilites by wiping the floor with these fools.
-If a player continuosly refuses your challenge request, keep challenging them!
In fact, follow them around until they accept, some of these players are obviously too stupid to know the difference between the A and the B buttons.
3) Ok so we've kicked enough *** in instant challenges, and you probably want to chill out.
This game offers you a huge Island to explore and loads of cars to enjoy. But forget all of that, thats boring.
The real fun to be found is in intimidating other online players!
Grab your Mclaren or your Saleen and start cruising for those peasants who are obviously too rubbish at the game to know that you are only a great driver if you are driving a Super-car (see list above).
Find any player driving around in any car that is not Class A, and immediately start harassing them.
Abuse them verbally, and mock them for being so rubbish they have to drive around in a crappy Class B or Class C car.
Make sure you remind them how much better you are than them because of the car you are driving. I mean its not like just anybody can go to a showroom and buy a Super-Car.
4.) Mocking and Abusing fellow gamers is fun for a while,but can become boring if these gamers refuse to talk to you and bow down to your superior driving skills. So now we get to one of my favourites... RAMMING!!!
This is the reason that Test Drive Unlimited was designed. The developers of the game realised that there was a gap in the market for a game where people could take their vehicles to the street and ram them into eachother.
It took years of developing, but finally they managed to create the game for us to enjoy.. "TDU a free-roaming Car Ramming Heaven."
- SImply grab your super-car and ram every single player you come accross. Its great fun!
To truly enjoy the experience you should seek out one specific player and follow them around continously, ramming him and barging him off the road.
***HOT TIP***
For a great gaming experience, try combining RAMMING activities, with Mocking and abusing players. The two really do compliment eachother, and it will give you something to do if none of these amateurs are accepting your challenges.
Feel free to add any tips you guys have for players to ruin your online experience lolblue: