You know you've played tdu too much when...

[Grocs]

You start classing your own car and then all the other cars as you drive around... my Subaru Liberty (2002) would be lucky to make G class.... mdr1

[Marc_CRX]

You start classing your own car and then all the other cars as you drive around... my Subaru Liberty (2002) would be lucky to make G class.... mdr1

Cant Say ive ever done that...and im on TDU Nearly 11 Hours a day

My Hyundai Coupe would Probably Be in Class F

[Baxie]

If your Hyundai Coupé is the 2.7 litre, it'd proilly make it it to D,

Gotta say, that I enjoyed that car when I had it.

People turning their heads: "WTF? A HYUNDAI?????"

Yeah. A 6 cylindre 2,7 litre engine with the right sound.

Sweeeeeeeet

[Grocs]

11 hours a day - damn that is impressive....

[DJ_on_a_Hill]

I'd go with a C class for my Esprit...

[uberalles]

no way V6 hyundai is D class...that's for AMV8, Maserati gransport and the such

F class if your lucky...it has to compete with Golf GTi

my car however is in a class of it's own.........H-class

[Jimster71]

I think mine heads off the end of the alphabet and into greek letters...

[CJYorkUK]

lol

Mine would be lucky to get G class too i would have thought.

2ltr 16v GTi (Peugeot 206)

[Marc_CRX]

If your Hyundai Coupé is the 2.7 litre, it'd proilly make it it to D,

Gotta say, that I enjoyed that car when I had it.

People turning their heads: "WTF? A HYUNDAI?????"

Yeah. A 6 cylindre 2,7 litre engine with the right sound.

Sweeeeeeeet

Id Say The 2.7 would be and F Class aswel.....

.7 More cc 2 More Cylinders and Only 20ish More BHP Than The 2.0 (I Have The 2.0)

i actually sat with a 2.7 Before because its a wee bit heavier than the 2.0 and hasnt got the power to help move that extra weight around

[SupermAnthony]

You know you've played tdu too much when...

You start driving around the hills looking for a transparent 'E' to drive through in real life.

[DiabloG1]

You keep saying, if I was on a motorbike I could ram thatr car and get over that fence.

[Gotmaxpower]

oooo.. im not trying to brag but my dads cars would be in B and C.. but then again, my mums landrover would probably be lucky to make Z.

[jayfunandfunky]

you can go around the race track with your eyes closed...

[Baxie]

If your Hyundai Coupé is the 2.7 litre, it'd proilly make it it to D,

Gotta say, that I enjoyed that car when I had it.

People turning their heads: "WTF? A HYUNDAI?????"

Yeah. A 6 cylindre 2,7 litre engine with the right sound.

Sweeeeeeeet

Must stop posting when drunk!

Of course it's an F car.

[RobGTO]

Cant Say ive ever done that...and im on TDU Nearly 11 Hours a day

That is terrible.
Dont you work ?

Fair enough on a sunday perhaps I'll play the 360 all day, but EVERYDAY ???

[Marc_CRX]

That is terrible.
Dont you work ?

Fair enough on a sunday perhaps I'll play the 360 all day, but EVERYDAY ???

Aint Got a Job so yeah...nearly everyday

[Crazed_Dodgem]

You start classing your own car and then all the other cars as you drive around... my Subaru Liberty (2002) would be lucky to make G class.... mdr1

erm, G-class is reserved for pre-1975 cars

the worst handling cars go in F.

and i would say that the hyundai would be in E, like the 350z

[RobGTO]

Aint Got a Job so yeah...nearly everyday

LOL.
Fair enough, been there done that to.

Well I hope you find work soon because playing a game THAT much is quite sick, hehe. You must be dying for the update !

[adj92]

you can go around the race track with your eyes closed...
thanks for the idea im gonna try that

[crappucino]

You put black and white lino down in your garage.

... and you've cleaned out the Ben Sherman section at Debenhams (heaven forbid)

[moparman440]

My truck would be a G class, it could outrun all the muscle cars except the Challenger.

[uberalles]

you cango anywhere on the isalnd without a map

[Baxie]

Been thinking about that Hyundai.

The one I had to testdrive for the paper was the 2.7 litre V6. Sounded well nice.

BUT...

Hyundai made it, so they had something to fight the Audi TT and the Toyota Celica. Price for value, it takes them both hands down.

The Nissan 350Z I tested has nearly twice the bhp (Hyundai: 176 Nissan: 306) in a 3.5 litre V6 engine. The Hyundai tops out at 146 mph and the 350 is limited at 156 mph.

So yeah. It's a F car.

(And while I am at it, I meant to claim it would be an E car, when I was drunk.)

[toolbox]

tyou talways thit tt tbefore tyou ttype :nono:

[Cheesetastic]

You've played too much TDU when....

1....'walking down the road a cool car passes you, and your left hand twitches for the left shoulder button to see behind you'.....

2....You get the urge to mount grass verges to shorten your journey back from work.

3.... You forget to check your fuel level when driving to / from work

4... You start to think how many cars you may have sold on trade during your working day

5... You keep spotting cars from TDU on the main road...noble...lotus ...jags...mercedes..... astons...ferraris.... then get home and buy one in the same colour as the car you spotted that day...

6.... Wish your car steering wheel was a 360 controller!

[Crazed_Dodgem]

you go the wrong way down the motorway because its quicker
you flash your headlights at random people then ram them when they dont race
you believe it is possible to buy an original 1961 jaguar E-type for £20,000 (yeah bloody right!)
you see an unusual car on the road and think that the latest DLC was rubbish
you take on the police safe in the knowledge that they are completely retarded

[uberalles]

- Your driving and night falls and your right thumb starts mashng the steering wheel
- Your forget to brake in order to turn into your street, so you hit a car in front of you to help you stop
- You walk into a REAL ferrari showroom and order one of each car.
- You brake and turn and accelerate at the same time at intersections, making squeeling noises and donuts

and worst of all

- You wish your car would go faster

[Crazed_Dodgem]

you walk up to a chav in a corsa and ask what stage of tuning it is at

[N1PPER]

you walk up to a chav in a corsa and ask what stage of tuning it is at

and they say 4 and you go WTF how u get tht :nuts:

[uberalles]

when models don't smile when you ask them for a lift

[crappucino]

when models don't smile when you ask them for a lift

Are there many of those where you live then?

[BackSword]

When you look at a passing car and say "Wow, Look at those frame rates"

[Crazed_Dodgem]

when you tell hitchikers that you will brutally murder them and hide the liquidised remains in a public toilet if they say 'don't worry, i can't drive either'

[uberalles]

Are there many of those where you live then?

i dunno...but there's a few who should be if they arent rolleyesa

when you tell hitchikers that you will brutally murder them and hide the liquidised remains in a public toilet if they say 'don't worry, i can't drive either'

...or you could drive them further away from their destination :nuts:

[SupermAnthony]

*You go around asking for free concept cars because you've taken a few hitchhikers to their destinations.
*You're magically able to change gear in some cars, without actually using the gearbox/paddle shifts.
*You cover the roof of your car on sunny days, because you know the sun will show through and annoy the hell out of you, making you want to cut off the toes of anyone who generally mocks you.
*Red lights no longer apply to you.
*You try doing amazing jumps in your car, safe in the knowledge that it is indestructible.
*If you find a mass pile up, you get out of your car and take a picture of it next to all the mangled bodies and cars.
*You realise you can't actually get out of your car so insist on living in it. Forever.

[bkvjR33]

you walk up to a chav in a corsa and ask what stage of tuning it is at

''yer it gotta powaflo exhaust back box ye, and a dumpvalve init bruv''

i heard the electronic dumpvalve yesterday for the first time....damn it sounds bad! first of all they dont actually sound like a BOV, second of all he could have had any boost as he was parking! lolblue: lolblue: lolblue: lolblue:

*when someone flashes his headlights you automatically think its a race although he only ment there is traffic police near.

[Diablo_]

* You flyby a cop at 150mph not expecting them to give chase because you never hit them or another car.

[Cheesetastic]

You need to play your favourite TDU tunes in the car in order to feel ready to drive

[defcat]

the worst handling cars go in F.


I'd hardly call the 237 TT a bad handling car rolleyesa

I've started just classing regular cars on my street lol
My little Polo is something like a Group X car lol but my Dad's Audi is something like a Group E/D car, its had Skylines before and the other day was kicking a DB7's a.s.s on a country road hehe

[bkvjR33]

I'd hardly call the 237 TT a bad handling car rolleyesa

I've started just classing regular cars on my street lol
My little Polo is something like a Group X car lol but my Dad's Audi is something like a Group E/D car, its had Skylines before and the other day was kicking a DB7's a.s.s on a country road hehe

what audi was that? RS4? RS6?

a TT wouldnt beat a DB7 nor a skyline (all in stock form) with the same drivers.

if they werent racing, then yes, he beat them.

if they were racing...they must have been crappy drivers.

sorry mate, but the TT is just a pile of understeering ****.

RS4 and 6 are still understeery but a lot better :nuts: awesome cars!

[uberalles]

You get confused when you see a car that isn't in TDU

[N1PPER]

You get confused when you see a car that isn't in TDU

and you think they must be EDEN DEVS testing the new DLC out for bugs :nuts:

[qwiiin]

-When you're scared that your car(s), house(s), clothes and money can disappear any minute!

[RipperUK]

Trailing blue paint accross local roads, saying "Yup covered these roads now"

Going home to find everything out of your house has been stolen, thinking your save file has corupted

Trying to drift your Saleen Mustang thinking that if i can do it hardcore mode, surely i can do it in real life

[the_gaming_guy]

I love this thread!

- When you enter your garage expecting to find 8-odd supercars.... :noooo:

[juniorspudgun]

when you stick a mock hud on your windscreen to "add realism"

[the_gaming_guy]

- When you look around you car when you drive and crash into a barrier, only to realise that nothing has actually happened....

- when the road doesn't load when you go to Tescos at 250mph.

[djbully]

When you cant move your fingers individually, and you have severe RSI from constantly tightly gripping your G25! rolleyesa

[chmarr]

i'd class mine a class Z because its an old mk2 astra

but i'd class my sisters car a class G.....ford escort RS2000 the one from the 70's...kick *** classic and how in the hell she got her grubby mits on it i dunno because its got the rollcage and 5 point harness and the rally style bonnet release ..well lets just say this car oozes rally and class

but i neighbour..i wouldent even want to insult everyone by saying 1990 and upside down skip....eeeerrr i mean lada in public face to face coz i'd get punched lol :nuts:

[RobGTO]

Excuse the sarcy response:

' You know you've played tdu too much when...'

You stop playing it because you've had enough.

tonguegre

[Zonda_F]

Trailing blue paint accross local roads, saying "Yup covered these roads now"




lol ;)
Masterclass

[juniorspudgun]

when you try to select "hardcore mode" on your dashboard in the car

[machinepoloman]

trying to press the back button after killing a schoolbus full of children :rolleyes:

[metalangel]

When you buy TDU versions of cars you or your friends own.
When you refuse to drive on a gravel driveway because 'it'll make my driving meter go down!'
When you give a friend a lift and turn down his offer of petrol money, insisting that he pay you in clothing vouchers.
When you turn down a viewing of a new house because the garage can't hold more than four cars.

(I wonder if my 1.9TDI would beat the muscle cars!)

[juniorspudgun]

when you expect £75,000 for doing 180mph tonguegre

[tobyo1]

my dads ford focus would probally be in class f, my mums ford KA in class g and my uncles audio TT (new version) probally class E :atari: mdr1

[demet_18]

you know you've plated to much tdu when....u can play it in ur sleep dark:

[Firebeast]

when you start talking to your mates on how a Koenigsagg and Ferrari drives. :wink2:

[db_12oach_db]

when you think that you can jump the bushes at 180 and make a 1 mile jump and land on top of a roof

[p0pid0l]

- when you are driving down the motorway and your mate tells you to drift down the hard shoulder to avoid the traffic.

This actually happened Tuesday when I was driving to the Man Utd v Roma match, my mate (also a TDU nut) was egging me on for a couple of hours to do it (traffic was chronic), I didnt though :laugh: I couldnt afford the TDU fines! :laugh:

[WaIshy]

You get in your car and open up the TDU case, get the Disc out and put it into your CD player. Then you sit their waiting thinking "Hmmm...Test Drive is loading slow today..."

[AWDjaf]

You go to an Aston dealeership and expect them to let you test drive a Vanquish

[db_12oach_db]

Asking a person on the side of his house if you can take his car back to the dealership

[Trevor-nl]

- Point at the map and expect to be teleported there.

- Want to name your son *|-Jake-|*.

[demet_18]

u curl up in a ball and die from being in your car or house devil:

[nicholastan91]

you see 56 ferraris,40 lambos and 15 zondas in ur garage.. :nuts:

[Reiel]

When you see someone named nicholastan or lambo91 driving.

[nicholastan91]

When you see someone named nicholastan or lambo91 driving.
when u see a Jaguar XK220 on the road with the name Reiel on it..then u are really playing too much..

[db_12oach_db]

no its XJ dont misname my baby :P

hmm cant think of anything right now....


oh wait

you start wrting a to long review about the cars in this game and sending it to Top Gear magazine and think they will put it in there

[nicholastan91]

no its XJ dont misname my baby :P

hmm cant think of anything right now....


oh wait

you start wrting a to long review about the cars in this game and sending it to Top Gear magazine and think they will put it in there
well..i copied from his signature...hahaha..

when you drive in front of somebody in a S7 on a long stretch of road beside the river when u start hearing people shouting at u in ur ears asking u so get off the way!

[dandaman1991]

When you can actuelly think of things to post in this thread.. rolleyesa

[db_12oach_db]

best on so far

[Crazed_Dodgem]

When you beleive your car flys like chitty chitty bang bang whenever you go over the crest of a hill :p

[Philrob1]

Think our M3 would make C, the Triumph Stag would be G and the Audi F :)

[nicholastan91]

Think our M3 would make C, the Triumph Stag would be G and the Audi F :)
there isnt any M3 in TDU..LOL..but i think if there is,it will be in class C..

[the_gaming_guy]

there isnt any M3 in TDU..LOL..but i think if there is,it will be in class C..

He knows....he said that IF it was in the game, it would be.... rolleyesa