Traffic

[rent-a-pest]

Ive been thinking..(yes i was sitting down to avoid injury) that the overall realism of the game would improve if the traffic on the roads were actual liscenced cars instead of boxes on wheels

[N1PPER]

Ive been thinking..(yes i was sitting down to avoid injury) that the overall realism of the game would improve if the traffic on the roads were actual liscenced cars instead of boxes on wheels

yea, but then they would be indestructable

and it would cost more

[rent-a-pest]

True, they would have to make it so you couldnt damage them but surely it would be better for realism?

[N1PPER]

True, they would have to make it so you couldnt damage them but surely it would be better for realism?

yeah probs, but i dont really notice them when im travelling in excess of 240MPH tonguegre

[rent-a-pest]

Good point, anyway, ill crawl off back to my hole now..

[N1PPER]

Good point, anyway, ill crawl off back to my hole now..

ill see you there :)

but if they added traffic cars that were purchaseable that would be good, like ford escorts and such

[rent-a-pest]

And have them as your car?
or buy them and they be the cars you see driving around?

[N1PPER]

And have them as your car?
or buy them and they be the cars you see driving around?

both, be able to drive traffic cars basically, hide in the traffic LOL

[rent-a-pest]

So all the chavs will be driving modified Novas and Corsas, Old dears in their old Nissan Sunnys, and Business types in their rep-mobiles..

sounds like a plan lol

[N1PPER]

So all the chavs will be driving modified Novas and Corsas, Old dears in their old Nissan Sunnys, and Business types in their rep-mobiles..

sounds like a plan lol

yep, then i can take out the chavs in my 300C lolblue:

[machinepoloman]

i want to drive that truck that you see when you buy a new house would be fun doing deliveries :)

[rent-a-pest]

Im off, my hole beckons....

[N1PPER]

i want to drive that truck that you see when you buy a new house would be fun doing deliveries :)

i thought this thread a 2 person thread for a minute then LOL rolleyesa

[machinepoloman]

i sneaked in for a peak

[N1PPER]

i sneaked in for a peak

lol

just had a thought, what about a traffic attack mode lolblue:

20 points for a school bus full of squeky americans

[machinepoloman]

10 car combo :p

[N1PPER]

10 car combo :p

100 car combo = 10000points

3000 americans run over = 50000000points

watching an Enzo crash into everything in sight = priceless

LOL

[machinepoloman]

lol i wonder how fast a fire engine can go tuned :hin:

[N1PPER]

lol i wonder how fast a fire engine can go tuned :hin:

312 inches a minute lolblue:

[machinepoloman]

faster than a ssr then........ is an ssr meant to be exotic or fast?????

[N1PPER]

faster than a ssr then........ is an ssr meant to be exotic or fast?????

it is the fastest mopar thing in the world ill have you know :p

[machinepoloman]

i would rather have a moped 50cc scooter down the motorway :nuts:

[N1PPER]

i would rather have a moped 50cc scooter down the motorway :nuts:

only the moped/scooters arent legal for motorways rolleyesa

anyway, did you kno you can jump the traffic on a bike :hin:

[machinepoloman]

damn but going 250 mph isnt legal and yes i did know you can use traffic as a stunt show, really fun but could do with some motocross bikes for whips and backflips :p

[rent-a-pest]

Im back from my hole, nothing exciting..
i like the idea of points for americans hit..i can see that becoming a new sport

[N1PPER]

Im back from my hole, nothing exciting..
i like the idea of points for americans hit..i can see that becoming a new sport

new sport???

old sport, been twotting americans off the roads for ages now lolblue:

[machinepoloman]

(off topic) was playing that on crackdown but other agents killed me :noooo: anyway would be fun to buy traffic from one of those Oahu car dealerships

[N1PPER]

(off topic) was playing that on crackdown but other agents killed me :noooo: anyway would be fun to buy traffic from one of those Oahu car dealerships

buy lots of guards as well, to protect you if your an american rolleyesa

[rent-a-pest]

For some reason..ive just had a vision of a chav in an escort challenging a koenigsegg to a drag race... :laugh:

[N1PPER]

For some reason..ive just had a vision of a chav in an escort challenging a koenigsegg to a drag race... :laugh:

i reckon the Koni will win, but it could be close lolblue:

[machinepoloman]

the 'people' who drive the traffic cars stay in them when parked up at a tuning shop or paint shop or whatever. weirdblue i think they are stalkers weirdblue

[N1PPER]

the 'people' who drive the traffic cars stay in them when parked up at a tuning shop or paint shop or whatever. weirdblue i think they are stalkers weirdblue

you mean im being stalked, holy moley, im outta there eekblue:

[rent-a-pest]

The escort would obviously win..because..

Its got 'wikkid rimz'
An intercooler from Halfords
and some new seatbelts from Makro.

[machinepoloman]

i reckon the Koni will win, but it could be close lolblue:
turn traction control off then ford would tease the koni mwahahahhaa

[machinepoloman]

The escort would obviously win..because..

Its got 'wikkid rimz'
An intercooler from Halfords
and some new seatbelts from Makro.
dont forget the £2 rally special gear knob :laugh:

[rent-a-pest]

And one of those god-awful sunstrips which have no use at all...god i love chavs...

[N1PPER]

And one of those god-awful sunstrips which have no use at all...god i love chavs...

and an empty bean can for an exhaust rolleyesa

[machinepoloman]

from aldi then the chav goes and steals his grandmas hat listens to a broken cd repeating itself then wears a pound coin as a ring weirdblue

[kieran_rs125]

flashing neons all round the bottom of the car..double points for pink

[BIGROB007]

lol

just had a thought, what about a traffic attack mode lolblue:

20 points for a school bus full of squeky americans

why dont you pick on the people that dont speak the english language? like the japanese or somthing lol

[rent-a-pest]

are you ashamed of being american big bro?



i dont blame you

[BIGROB007]

no not at all

[N1PPER]

no not at all

your recruited to kill traffic then lolblue:

[DRIVEITLIKEUSTOLEIT]

are you ashamed of being american big bro?



i dont blame you

It's BIGROB

Anyway, i saw my first Zonda on tjhe road the other day, and a guy in a citrioen AX was trying to race him!

http://www.wallpaper.net.au/wallpaper/automotive/Pagini%20Zonda%20S%207.3%20-%20800x600.jpg

http://www.karl-son.dk/Citroen%20AX.JPG

[BIGROB007]

please i can do plenty of that without the fancy title
im surprised surfing families haven't gone extinct by now ive killed so many of them

[machinepoloman]

LMAO close competition then weirdblue

[rent-a-pest]

What have i started.... lolblue:

[N1PPER]

What have i started.... lolblue:

your sig is brilliant

[machinepoloman]

lol 10sur10 for your sig lol. hahahah no one likes chavs :bravo:

[rent-a-pest]

Ty lol, ive got plenty more like that

Why is a Nova with 3 chavs in it going over a cliff a shame?
A nova has 4 seats

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

[N1PPER]

Ty lol, ive got plenty more like that

Why is a Nova with 3 chavs in it going over a cliff a shame?
A nova has 4 seats

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

LOL, very good, im gonna go tell my chavish mates rolleyesa

[rent-a-pest]

I wouldnt, they will force feed you white lightning..

[N1PPER]

I wouldnt, they will force feed you white lightning..

they cant do jack to me, the only reason they are mates is cos i kiked their butts once

[NEIL12345]

they cant do jack to me, the only reason they are mates is cos i kiked their butts once


So you are on line!!!!
hi Nippster :salut2:

[N1PPER]

So you are on line!!!!
hi Nippster :salut2:

hello neill, nice info on the S7 :)

if anyone but me actually read and understood it they would see that it is a very complicated car

[BIGROB007]

thats what ive been wondering for the past ten minutes

[NEIL12345]

thats what ive been wondering for the past ten minutes


lol what is?

[BIGROB007]

nipper has been posting all over the place but his little green light isnt on

[N1PPER]

nipper has been posting all over the place but his little green light isnt on

im set to invisible

noone knos if im on or off apart from me and mods tonguegre

[rent-a-pest]

Im baaack :)

just had a quick burst on TDU with my murcie, glitched so i gave up and came back on here, any1 still on?

[sologreg1]

lol

just had a thought, what about a traffic attack mode lolblue:

20 points for a school bus full of squeky americans
Nipper if you are so fast? Why don't i ever see u in my ranked races? How old are u nipper about 3 ?

[GT-Pherelas]

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

A. They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

This is a bit off topic but I thought I would join in.

[sologreg1]

new sport???

old sport, been twotting americans off the roads for ages now lolblue:
U guys probably haven't been out of the UK to even see an american.

[GT-Pherelas]

U guys probably haven't been out of the UK to even see an american.

Look, don't take anything seriuosly. It's just an old brittish thing to take the piss out of American. We take it that most of you are fine (taking it you are Amerian). And while I can't say i've been to much of America but been to Florida 3 times, soon to be 4.

[rent-a-pest]

U guys probably haven't been out of the UK to even see an american.

Its hard to miss Americans mate...if u know what i mean

[BIGROB007]

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

A. They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

This is a bit off topic but I thought I would join in.
did you get that from my sig?

[GT-Pherelas]

No, when did u put that up? Heard it ages ago from a mate at school.

[BIGROB007]

No, when did u put that up? Heard it ages ago from a mate at school.
oh i got it about a month ago in email, put it up last week

[db_12oach_db]

damn but going 250 mph isnt legal and yes i did know you can use traffic as a stunt show, really fun but could do with some motocross bikes for whips and backflips :p


ask Diablo i did a sick high jump on my bike by jumping traffic

[N1PPER]

Nipper if you are so fast? Why don't i ever see u in my ranked races? How old are u nipper about 3 ?

Solo, some of us dont like spending hours upon hours just racing you know, im more of a freeride driver thanks

and im not about 3, im 17 if your so interested

why do you want me to race you anyway?

you know your better than me, i know your better than me END OF :nono:

[rent-a-pest]

I wish u would speak your mind sometimes nips lol

[N1PPER]

I wish u would speak your mind sometimes nips lol

anymore of my mind and i would lose it LOL rolleyesa