Is that really you in there?

[Bigdaddymlove]

Just a wee poll to see if we've loosely based our avatars on what we look like in real life or not!

I personally am a C. no game has been made that has a character generation system that can create something freakishly ugly enough to do me justice!

[Achttag]

hell no sir no way - the most revealing female toon of a (pretty dire) bunch. Who wants to watch some guy dressing up? That would make the clothes coupons really, really, pointless..

[randomus_r]

Mine doesn't look like me at all :P
The don't do people small enough :P

[andyclark_1979]

hell no sir no way - the most revealing female toon of a (pretty dire) bunch. Who wants to watch some guy dressing up? That would make the clothes coupons really, really, pointless..


I'm with you buddy, though my friends think its strange that I spend so long choosing the right outfit for her to wear...some outfits clash really badly with my pink Murcielago.

[BensonJutton]

Just a wee poll to see if we've loosely based our avatars on what we look like in real life or not!

I personally am a C. no game has been made that has a character generation system that can create something freakishly ugly enough to do me justice!
not a wii poll then lolblue: yep i'm a C too lolblue:

[BensonJutton]

I'm with you buddy, though my friends think its strange that I spend so long choosing the right outfit for her to wear...some outfits clash really badly with my pink Murcielago.
this is how cross-dressing starts :laugh:

[DeltaRomeo21]

My driver looks as much like me as I could make him - he's still far too slim and good looking though :respect:

At least he was until my save corrupted and he was replaced by some guy who looks just like Adrian Edmundson as Eddie Hitler in "Bottom" :laugh:

[VieVentar]

Its me, but with a far worse haircut.

[MattyST]

Mine looks like the people on planet of the apes. This is made even worse by the fact that all the animations are quite simian :laugh:

As for the poll: C. Even though he looks like an ape, he still isn't as apelike as me!

Hey Benson, I bet you are annoyed with the character creation in this game because there is no really large bushy beard for you tonguegre

[BensonJutton]

Mine looks like the people on planet of the apes. This is made even worse by the fact that all the animations are quite simian :laugh:

As for the poll: C. Even though he looks like an ape, he still isn't as apelike as me!

Hey Benson, I bet you are annoyed with the character creation in this game because there is no really large bushy beard for you tonguegre
actually i'm having a shave tonight :bravo: it's not that i like beards i'm just toooooo darn lazy to shave tonguegre and i'm realy miffed theres no zimmer frame in TDU :noooo:

[MattyST]

actually i'm having a shave tonight :bravo: it's not that i like beards i'm just toooooo darn lazy to shave tonguegre and i'm realy miffed theres no zimmer frame in TDU :noooo:

Look on the bright side, I heard a rumor that they were adding a little mobility scooter as DLC! Apparently they are going to be in class 'H' along with some new races for them. I also heard they are going to add a feature where little kids run onto the lawn at your house and you have to go out and scare them away. I just cant wait!!!! :chapeau:

[Nascarbuc]

Definitely B for me. I didnt even bother with that, i picked the first character in line and left it at that.

However i just wonder whether someone else had fun with my profile or if it's pure coincidence but after what seemed like a savegame corruption my avatar was a clone of that fruitcake Moby, shaved head, nerdy glasses and neo hippie clothes.

Would be fun if someone could tweak the game files so you can dress a guy with girlie clothes and hair, god it would make cutscenes hilarious.

[MattyST]

Definitely B for me. I didnt even bother with that, i picked the first character in line and left it at that.

However i just wonder whether someone else had fun with my profile or if it's pure coincidence but after what seemed like a savegame corruption my avatar was a clone of that fruitcake Moby, shaved head, nerdy glasses and neo hippie clothes.

Would be fun if someone could tweak the game files so you can dress a guy with girlie clothes and hair, god it would make cutscenes hilarious.

Benson is right, this is definitely where cross dressing begins :laugh:

[Bigdaddymlove]

I had no idea i'd started a cross dressing thread, it's amazing the things you find out... eekblue:

[Bigdaddymlove]

My driver looks as much like me as I could make him - he's still far too slim and good looking though :respect:

At least he was until my save corrupted and he was replaced by some guy who looks just like Adrian Edmundson as Eddie Hitler in "Bottom" :laugh:
That happened to a female offline character i was,er, experimenting with, one day lovely blonde lady in pink dress, the next day some shaven headed oik in a ben sherman shirt had moved in, was most distressing!

[BensonJutton]

I had no idea i'd started a cross dressing thread, it's amazing the things you find out... eekblue:
oooooooooo those shoe's are to die for!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weirdblue

[Bigdaddymlove]

oooooooooo those shoe's are to die for!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weirdblue
do you like them, they're gucci dahling... :wink2:

[BensonJutton]

do you like them, they're gucci dahling... :wink2:
i saw paris in the very same pair daaaahhhhling :mefiant: i don't like the way this one's going dark:

[Bigdaddymlove]

i don't like the way this one's going dark:
Well, you mentioned paris, that's enough to put anyone off! weirdblue

[BensonJutton]

Well, you mentioned paris, that's enough to put anyone off! weirdblue
sry m8 i was nearly sick when i typed it eekblue:

[Bigdaddymlove]

sry m8 i was nearly sick when i typed it eekblue:
Eeeeugh, in that helmet? :laugh:

[Dustwave]

Not like me, none of the characters looks remotely like me...all but one (atleast of the males) look like dirtbags. I chose the colored guy, IMO he's the only male character that doesn't look like a grade A brat.

[MattyST]

Eeeeugh, in that helmet? :laugh:

Not the helmet gags again...

[BensonJutton]

Not the helmet gags again...
hi MattyST where's my tea? you young whipersnapper i can drink it with my helmet on :mefiant:

[Bigdaddymlove]

Not the helmet gags again...
Sorry mate, I just can't resist a pop at bensons helmet! weirdblue

[BensonJutton]

IMO he's the only male character that doesn't look like a grade A brat.
yeah but when you get to my age that isn't a bad thing lolblue:

[MattyST]

hi MattyST where's my tea? you young whipersnapper i can drink it with my helmet on :mefiant:

I'm still in the middle of making it since the other day when you asked me. I just cant make my mind up whether I should add the milk first or after! Its a bit of a dilemma. How would you like you tea sir?

[BensonJutton]

Sorry mate, I just can't resist a pop at bensons helmet! weirdblue
THATS IT IT'S OFFICIAL Benny Hill has entered the building!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chapeau:

[BensonJutton]

I'm still in the middle of making it since the other day when you asked me. I just cant make my mind up whether I should add the milk first or after! Its a bit of a dilemma. How would you like you tea sir?
milk first sugar last please youngman :respect:

[MattyST]

milk first sugar last please youngman :respect:

I thought the spit went in last?

THATS IT IT'S OFFICIAL Benny Hill has entered the building!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! I always get excited when Benny Hill enters... the building weirdblue

[Bigdaddymlove]

THATS IT IT'S OFFICIAL Benny Hill has entered the building!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chapeau:
Gave the postman a shock i can tell ya! :laugh:

[VieVentar]

I thought the spit went in last?


Ah, you have been a McDonald's employee I see! tonguegre

[BensonJutton]

I thought the spit went in last?

i'll have the coffee then :noooo:

Yay! I always get excited when Benny Hill enters... the building weirdblue
it's my age ignore me :noooo:

[MattyST]

i'll have the coffee then :noooo:

Nah only joking old timer, I wouldn't do something like that to and old man. I'll make you that tea, spit free too! lolblue:

[BensonJutton]

Nah only joking old timer, I wouldn't do something like that to and old man. I'll make you that tea, spit free too! lolblue:
thanks mate :) ........helmet on? or helmet off?

[BensonJutton]

Gave the postman a shock i can tell ya! :laugh:
somethings troubling me! why was it we were the first to look at a post called nurse2 :mefiant:

[Bigdaddymlove]

somethings troubling me! why was it we were the first to look at a post called nurse2 :mefiant:
Er, well, ah, ya see, it's like this, ooh look a lesser spotted egret... eekblue:

[MattyST]

thanks mate :) ........helmet on? or helmet off?

No problem mate :) . Helmet off please. To quote Presedent Scrube on Spaceballs: "(to Dark Helmet ) How do I know your not making faces at me under that thing?" lolblue:

[TDU-RAZOR]

somethings troubling me! why was it we were the first to look at a post called nurse2

because you both need medical attention lol

[BensonJutton]

because you both need medical attention lol
no i need commiting :nuts: hi m8 hows you today?

[Bigdaddymlove]

because you both need medical attention lol
Apparently there are tablets... :hin:

[TDU-RAZOR]

im just discharging myself as we speak...

[BensonJutton]

No problem mate :) . Helmet off please. To quote Presedent Scrube on Spaceballs: "(to Dark Helmet ) How do I know your not making faces at me under that thing?" lolblue:
i am weirdblue and to quote Darth Vader "Matty I am your Father" :laugh:

[Bigdaddymlove]

im just discharging myself as we speak...
Need a sailors outfit, i'm sure there's a spare one around here somewhere... weirdblue

[BensonJutton]

Need a sailors outfit, i'm sure there's a spare one around here somewhere... weirdblue
nice answer any other could have led to a whole lot of trouble 10sur10

[Bigdaddymlove]

nice answer any other could have led to a whole lot of trouble 10sur10
still could if anyone decides to start mentioning sailors... rolleyesa

Edit: too much, even for me :nono:

[BensonJutton]

still could if anyone decides to start mentioning sailors... rolleyesa
erm....ah......thinks..........anyway see the england match last night :reading:

[MattyST]

i am weirdblue and to quote Darth Vader "Matty I am your Father" :laugh:

And after all these years! Who would have thought? :laugh:

Oh my this thread is deteriorating quickly...

[Bigdaddymlove]

And after all these years! Who would have thought? :laugh:

Oh my this thread is deteriorating quickly...
Could be worse, we could all be whingeing... :hin:

[MattyST]

Could be worse, we could all be whingeing... :hin:

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't complaining that it was deteriorating. Infact quite the opposite! I was going to make a post about sailors but I thought it might just cross the line lolblue: Don't want a ban because of Benny Hill!

[Bigdaddymlove]

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't complaining that it was deteriorating. Infact quite the opposite! I was going to make a post about Bensons crossdressing but I thought it might just cross the line lolblue: Don't want a ban because of Benny Hill!
nobody wants a ban because of benny hill m8, hence my hasty edit... :)

[MattyST]

nobody wants a ban because of benny hill m8, hence my hasty edit... :)

Good one so did I. You should edit your quote from me too! :)

I hate that Benny Hill. He comes on to these forums acting like he owns the place :mad:

[BensonJutton]

nobody wants a ban because of benny hill m8, hence my hasty edit... :)
lol sry m8 i was shaving my beard off mdr1 nice edit

[Bigdaddymlove]

Good one so did I. You should edit your quote from me too! :)

I hate that Benny Hill. He comes on to these forums acting like he owns the place :mad:
Done (snigger), I know, i wouldn't mind but he's really stingy with his entourage of girls! sour:

[MattyST]

nobody wants a ban because of benny hill m8, hence my hasty edit... :)

lol good one :)

[BensonJutton]

Done (snigger), I know, i wouldn't mind but he's really stingy with his entourage of girls! sour:
i am actually the little bald guy he use to slap on the head! sry Matty before your time m8 tonguegre

[Bigdaddymlove]

i am actually the little bald guy he use to slap on the head! sry Matty before your time m8 tonguegre
Lol, i don't remember a little bald guy either... :hin:

[MattyST]

Lol, i don't remember a little bald guy either... :hin:

Thanks Daddy. I no longer feel isolated from this conversation :laugh:

[BensonJutton]

ok ok i get it i'm old!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigdaddymlove]

ok ok i get it i'm old!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh i remember benny hill, just not a little bald guy, he was real wasn't he? it's not the old memory playing tricks is it, the eyesight seems to be fading... :mefiant:
(snigger)

[BensonJutton]

Oh i remember benny hill, just not a little bald guy, he was real wasn't he? it's not the old memory playing tricks is it, the eyesight seems to be fading... :mefiant:
(snigger)
no he was there if you could find the opening credits from the benny hill show you'd see him........or maybe it's just me who see's him dark:

[Narra]

Oh i remember benny hill, just not a little bald guy, he was real wasn't he? it's not the old memory playing tricks is it, the eyesight seems to be fading... :mefiant:
(snigger)

The little bald fella was real enough.. His name was Jackie Wright, an Irish comedian (often referred to in show by Benny as "Little Jackie") and just to prove your eyes weren't playing tricks..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib6k3M30lus

[BensonJutton]

The little bald fella was real enough.. His name was Jackie Wright, an Irish comedian (often referred to in show by Benny as "Little Jackie") and just to prove your eyes weren't playing tricks..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib6k3M30lus
thanks Narra now i know i'm not going mad.... :bravo:

[Matt88sco]

/me loves a bit of banter.

This is disturbing, I'll need to look out for pink murcieloagos driven by cross-dressers.

I voted for C. My character is dressed sort of like I do in real life. (Jeans, trainers, military fatigue type shirt). But I've got one issue with the clothes in TDU. All that's available are sunglasses! I want normal glasses! rolleyesa

[Narra]

Damn me if I forgot to post an on topic reply..

I'm also a 'c'.. why don't they make in-game character models of middle aged, stout, bald blokes with zz top stylee beards??? :laugh:

[orb505]

As posted on a similar thread it's a fair representation of me, a little under weight (not that I'm fat). Clothes are spot on but like someone else said the lack of reading glasses is a problem. Oh the hair (or lack of it), there is too much stubble, I shave my head of a reason sour:
http://tdu.black-thorne.co.uk/images/tdu/orb505.png

[BensonJutton]

Damn me if I forgot to post an on topic reply..

I'm also a 'c'.. why don't they make in-game character models of middle aged, stout, bald blokes with zz top stylee beards??? :laugh:
off topic is good too,thats how ya make friends :salut2: if off topic was a bannable offence i wouldn't be here lolblue: lolblue:

[MattyST]

off topic is good too,thats how ya make friends :salut2: if off topic was a bannable offence i wouldn't be here lolblue: lolblue:

Yeah. Off topic is where the real fun starts! I think I would have a ban also for my participation in this thread :)

[Bigdaddymlove]

Yeah. Off topic is where the real fun starts! I think I would have a ban also for my participation in this thread :)
Do i even need to say anything...? :hin:

[Iakopa]

Not at the moment but my offline profile was close. IMO all the haircuts suck so even though I do infact have hair I am a nugget head in-game :mefiant:
I also agree that the beards aren't thick enough, and also I believe that we deserve a toolset for creating our characters so we can make them as life like to ourselves as possible. You can make whole expansion packs and new campaigns for NWN and NWN2 but we can't even define how we look in a game that is so detailed.

[Bigdaddymlove]

Or take a webcam shot and paste it to our faces like RS vegas on t'box, you should see some of the hideous creations in there! eekblue: